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[QUOTE=CamperBob;5277228]I hate to beat a dead horse, but it's hard not to- MN sucks!. I'm vacationing in the Orlando area and there are AMPs every few blocks it seems. I stopped at one yesterday to check it out. Cute Thai girl, within 15 minutes, she was telling me about the full menu. She even gave me a $30 discount for being a first time customer.[/QUOTE]It's pathetic and downright insulting what us guys in Minnesota have to deal with! Makes me just want to up and leave for good! And I'm talking about moving abroad and out of America! I stopped in at an Ocean Dream spa in Bloomington. The women not the most attractive but HJ was high quality. Afterwards, I stopped in at Mall of America, which now almost feels mostly like a bland 3rd world airport terminal rather than the magical place it used to be growing up in the 90's and even the early 2000's. Very sad. But put of maybe 200 women I passed while shopping. Probably 5 were attractive. Maybe 1 very attractive!! It was like an epiphany for me. Except for LA or NYC in the acting modeling districts, the same can be said of American women just about everywhere in this country! Miami is another exception as they have some hot latinas down there. Hawaii perhaps yet another. But otherwise, most American women are just plain, fat, entitled, bad attitude, independent, and just not even worth a guys time anymore! And oh, the RARE super hot ones are either gold diggers or escorts or completely unapproachable. Yet, in places like Thailand and the Philippines there is an abundance of hot women who are traditional and not ruined by western feminism.

Can't fucking wait to leave this country for good.

"I stopped in at an Ocean Dream spa in Bloomington. The women not the most attractive but HJ was high quality. " Which one was it? Or what street was it on, if you don't mind sharing. I'm in town for a couple days only. Thanks. If you need some NYC info don't hesitate to ask.

[QUOTE=SomeAmerican;5281235]"I stopped in at an Ocean Dream spa in Bloomington. The women not the most attractive but HJ was high quality. " Which one was it? Or what street was it on, if you don't mind sharing. I'm in town for a couple days only. Thanks. If you need some NYC info don't hesitate to ask.[/QUOTE]I believe it's France Ave S. It's more of a spa type place but a few there do offer HJs and they for sure know what they are doing! Good luck. As you probably already know, Minnesota is one of the last places you want to be for a good AMP experience.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5281684]As you probably already know, Minnesota is one of the last places you want to be for a good AMP experience.[/QUOTE]I wasn't sure. But I've lost count of how many times you said that so even someone like me who has a slow grasp of the obvious understands that you believe that.

[QUOTE=SomeAmerican;5281891]I wasn't sure. But I've lost count of how many times you said that so even someone like me who has a slow grasp of the obvious understands that you believe that.[/QUOTE]Yeah well. It's bad enough dealing with all these fat ugly American women (of all ages but particularly white American women); we also have to deal with getting ripped off at AMPs!! Not to mention 80% of the Chinese AMPs are filled with nasty old plain or ugly Chinese leftover women! How fun! And then. How about a DIY or lame fucking HJ being just about the only menu options available in boring ass Minnesota? More fun yeah! I take it you're probably an old man so, naturally, the old China hags probably don't bother you too much. But for a somewhat younger man, like myself, it matters!

BTW. How's that shithole crime ridden NYC these days? You couldn't pay me to live in that shithole! Been there decades ago before it became the dump it is today! People moving out left and right. America sucks ass in general, particularly American women. American music sucks, movies sucks, culture sucks, jobs sucks. LOL get ready to start learning Mandarin because the Chinese will buy out all of America one day! But of course by then it will be mostly 3rd world just like it almost already is!

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5281684]I believe it's France Ave S. It's more of a spa type place but a few there do offer HJs and they for sure know what they are doing! Good luck. As you probably already know, Minnesota is one of the last places you want to be for a good AMP experience.[/QUOTE]Weird. They have a Lyndale Ave S location under the same name and owner but it's more AMP-like (mirrored door that's sometimes locked and you have to buzz to get in). The France Ave location is very spa-like and you'll see the Housewives of Bloomington, Eagan, and Shakopee there. The manager / owner is quite hot and did tease some but spent more time dropping names of clients from local pro sports teams than giving extras.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5282876]Weird. They have a Lyndale Ave S location under the same name and owner but it's more AMP-like (mirrored door that's sometimes locked and you have to buzz to get in). The France Ave location is very spa-like and you'll see the Housewives of Bloomington, Eagan, and Shakopee there. The manager / owner is quite hot and did tease some but spent more time dropping names of clients from local pro sports teams than giving extras.[/QUOTE]Well, I was in somewhat of a drug induced haze when I went and got HJ so I don't remember every single detail. I could have been in Thailand for all I knew. "Prescription" induced of course.

Man. We get it. You hate American women as well as most of America. I say this will all sincerity. Get out already. You sound miserable.

You post about how terrible everything is non-stop (MN, MN AMP's, US cities, American women, prices, menus, etc etc etc). I think it's safe to assume that everyone now knows it.

So pack up and move. Be a man. Control your life. If everything here is so bad, why are you here? There is obviously much greener grass out there for you. Go find it.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5281921]Yeah well. It's bad enough dealing with all these fat ugly American women (of all ages but particularly white American women); we also have to deal with getting ripped off at AMPs!! Not to mention 80% of the Chinese AMPs are filled with nasty old plain or ugly Chinese leftover women! How fun! And then. How about a DIY or lame fucking HJ being just about the only menu options available in boring ass Minnesota? More fun yeah! I take it you're probably an old man so, naturally, the old China hags probably don't bother you too much. But for a somewhat younger man, like myself, it matters!

BTW. How's that shithole crime ridden NYC these days? You couldn't pay me to live in that shithole! Been there decades ago before it became the dump it is today! People moving out left and right. America sucks ass in general, particularly American women. American music sucks, movies sucks, culture sucks, jobs sucks. LOL get ready to start learning Mandarin because the Chinese will buy out all of America one day! But of course by then it will be mostly 3rd world just like it almost already is![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MinnyMassage;5283260]Man. We get it. You hate American women as well as most of America. I say this will all sincerity. Get out already. You sound miserable.

You post about how terrible everything is non-stop (MN, MN AMP's, US cities, American women, prices, menus, etc etc etc). I think it's safe to assume that everyone now knows it.

So pack up and move. Be a man. Control your life. If everything here is so bad, why are you here? There is obviously much greener grass out there for you. Go find it.[/QUOTE]It's true. All of it. I can't and won't argue with one word you wrote sir because it's 100% spot on! You just about summed up my life in a nutshell there. I have become the person that I hated ever encountering in my younger, happier, and kinder years. The bitter, mean spirited, hateful, and spiteful older man, wallowing in hate and misery! It consumes me every day. I don't deny it anymore. Tried everything under the sun to curb it but, ultimately, it's high time I get out of the country I used to love but have come to despise so much. No more rants from me anymore. I promise. You mongers don't need to read my pain and misery. And yeah, hopeful the grass is greener in another nation.

[QUOTE=ILuvAsianBabes;5282963]Well, I was in somewhat of a drug induced haze when I went and got HJ so I don't remember every single detail. I could have been in Thailand for all I knew. "Prescription" induced of course.[/QUOTE]Was it part of a nice strip mall with a full parking lot (Wallgreens, Willie McCoy's, etc.) and the entrance / waiting area was super nice or a crappy little parking lot with a typical AMP interior? Was she Asian? The France Ave manager was black / mixed.

[QUOTE=CamperBob;5277228]I hate to beat a dead horse, but it's hard not to- MN sucks!. I'm vacationing in the Orlando area and there are AMPs every few blocks it seems. I stopped at one yesterday to check it out. Cute Thai girl, within 15 minutes, she was telling me about the full menu. She even gave me a $30 discount for being a first time customer.[/QUOTE]Camperbob! Glad to hear you and family finally made it to Orlando! How did you sneak out to an AMP though? Lmao. Glad to hear you were offered the full menu. Tell us the juicy details though! Haha.

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5284140]Was it part of a nice strip mall with a full parking lot (Wallgreens, Willie McCoy's, etc.) and the entrance / waiting area was super nice or a crappy little parking lot with a typical AMP interior? Was she Asian? The France Ave manager was black / mixed.[/QUOTE]I believe he is referring to the placed that also goes by the name Pearl Massage on Lyndale Ave (9923 to be precise). The name of the strip mall appears to be "9900 Shoppes".

In search for a Private, independent massage provider in Western Subs, looking for someone for an ongoing basis, I am a generous, respectful, clean, mature male. Pm responses please. Can trade info and you will have my eternal gratitude. Thanks.

I'm an out of towner across the border in Wisconsin. Been reading this board and decided to make the hour drive to Eagan to try Oasis out. The experience was different to say the least. Arrived before prior to sunset. Close to Eagan outlet shopping center. I had a lady named Amy. Recommended if you go. A while into the rub down is when things got interesting. Suddenly, I begin to hear someone shouting in another massage room. Two ladies trying to calm the guy down. Wasn't really working too well. I don't know what was being said or what the dude was yelling but it did not sound pleasant. Still had nice massage from Amy.

[QUOTE=Star5621;5290779]In search for a Private, independent massage provider in Western Subs, looking for someone for an ongoing basis, I am a generous, respectful, clean, mature male. Pm responses please. Can trade info and you will have my eternal gratitude. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you find anyone. Anyone. In the west suburbs you make sure you let me know as well. I've been asking for literally 4 months. Near impossible. I swear, I search TER all day and read the VIP reviews, yet I can't believe there are no providers in the south west metro. None. None in Eden prairie, Minnetonka, Chanhassen, Chaska, etc. I've only seen providers on TER as close as Burnsville. I must be missing something.