EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

My experiences with Euro providers outside of an actual EMP hasn't been good. I've found them to be very cold, clinical and business like. Is that the wrong impression of what an actual EMP experience would be like?

I worked with enough euros to know their personality so I would agree here, not as sweet as Chinese imo. However many mongers like the "challenge" of euro providers.

[QUOTE=Dunkel;3283362]My experiences with Euro providers outside of an actual EMP hasn't been good. I've found them to be very cold, clinical and business like. Is that the wrong impression of what an actual EMP experience would be like?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dunkel;3283362]My experiences with Euro providers outside of an actual EMP hasn't been good. I've found them to be very cold, clinical and business like. Is that the wrong impression of what an actual EMP experience would be like?[/QUOTE]Your perceptions and experience is a common one. As respects Euro therapists. However, have had Asian therapists equally shallow, insincere, and down-right phony (Baby this, Honey that).

[QUOTE=Dunkel;3283362]My experiences with Euro providers outside of an actual EMP hasn't been good. I've found them to be very cold, clinical and business like. Is that the wrong impression of what an actual EMP experience would be like?[/QUOTE]If you are looking for exceptions to the rule, that will be Sylvia in Mount Prospect. She works outside an EMP but is a massage therapist with extras but on the personality side total opposite of your experience. So they are out there though may be hard to find.

[QUOTE=Pilatus65;3283444]Your perceptions and experience is a common one. As respects Euro therapists. However, have had Asian therapists equally shallow, insincere, and down-right phony (Baby this, Honey that).[/QUOTE]I think the women at the AMPs, that have limited English skills, are taught to use terms / phrases from a script. Since they don't know your name they are told to say Honey or Baby to make you feel comfortable and possibly helps at getting deeper into your wallet. .

[QUOTE=SamSinger;3283841]If you are looking for exceptions to the rule, that will be Sylvia in Mount Prospect. She works outside an EMP but is a massage therapist with extras but on the personality side total opposite of your experience. So they are out there though may be hard to find.[/QUOTE]I totally agree regarding Sylvia. Personality is 10/10. Looks probably only 5/10, though.

[QUOTE=BlueUc;3284314]I think the women at the AMPs, that have limited English skills, are taught to use terms / phrases from a script. Since they don't know your name they are told to say Honey or Baby to make you feel comfortable and possibly helps at getting deeper into your wallet. .[/QUOTE]Goes without saying that they may have been taught the trick of trying to BS their way into your heart and wallet, but this short-hand or small talk is off-putting. It's also been picked up by Euro providers I'm familiar with. Time for more sophisticated, advanced communication training, no?

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3284365]I totally agree regarding Sylvia. Personality is 10/10. Looks probably only 5/10, though.[/QUOTE]Completely agree. Great personality, ok looks. She's older and not very fit. She gives a mediocre BBBJ however she has a very tight kitty.

[QUOTE=NtarAda;3287726]Completely agree. Great personality, ok looks. She's older and not very fit. She gives a mediocre BBBJ however she has a very tight kitty.[/QUOTE]She has taken the entire hand to get the motor running. One lubed, the entrance grows.

Hey fellows, I was impressed by the all fuzz surrounding Sylvia and did some research before attempting to make an appointment. My research generated a few questions:

1. Is she used posed in the S&M outfit on the web?

2. Is she Eastern European (Polish, Russian, Lithuanian)?

3. Doe she do BBFS?

Building is empty now. Any one with Nat's info? Any recommended similar places / people (looks, price) nearby? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3292600]Hey fellows, I was impressed by the all fuzz surrounding Sylvia and did some research before attempting to make an appointment. My research generated a few questions:

1. Is she used posed in the S&M outfit on the web?

2. Is she Eastern European (Polish, Russian, Lithuanian)?

3. Doe she do BBFS?[/QUOTE]Do advanced search upper right of page. Put in Sylvia, not really hard. LOL Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3294348]Do advanced search upper right of page. Put in Sylvia, not really hard. LOL Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Sent her ean mail. No response.

Sent 2 texts- she responded (in 2 hours, understandable delay) and agreed to see me in genera.

I texted again, suggesting preferable time-window for the appointment. She didn't respond.

I waited until next morning, called, and left very polite, neutral message, but she didn't call back.

Either she is too cautious, or does not need new clients, or it is her MO, to suddenly disappear.

I hope that this report is just a prelude, that she will reappear and I will be able to write a better one.

Did anyone have similar experiences with her?

Any advices on how to obtain her services are appropriated.

[QUOTE=Waterbuffalo22;3294232]Building is empty now. Any one with Nat's info? Any recommended similar places / people (looks, price) nearby? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Damn. Another one bites the dust. First Lisuania's, then Megi's, now GH?!

From what I understand, recent immigration concerns have caused these ladies to ditch massage and become Herbalife saleswomen.

Sounds like that whole team has overstayed their visas. Sad. Many such cases!

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3294564]Damn. Another one bites the dust. First Lisuania's, then Megi's, now GH?!

From what I understand, recent immigration concerns have caused these ladies to ditch massage and become Herbalife saleswomen.

Sounds like that whole team has overstayed their visas. Sad. Many such cases![/QUOTE]This absolutely sucks.