Rachael. Come do what you want to
Here is a little piece of fiction:
We have all seen her ads. A very lovely lady with a tempting tag line. I decided to toftt.
Called late at night and set up for 45 min out. 2 call, painless, and I'm at the doorway. The girl in the ad opens the door and everything is looking up. She informs me that her sister is sleeping in the other bed but it's cool, and it all went down from there. When I tell her I'm not comfortable with that, she offers a car date or the tub, but her sister won't leave. Her sis, who is just laying there with her head under the covers, sits up to say hello. Now this is about the time I should have just left. But it was very late, no back up, and she was very cute so I opted for the bed. Even though she said kissing was ok on the phone, it was a peck less passionate than I would give to a lady friend and I was informed that she was making an exception, lucky me. She had a wicked smokers cough and some bruises on her upper legs and butt. BBBJ to start was very mechanical and brief, as she was watching tv and hiding behind her hair that she didn't want me to move. Attempting penetration with either a finger of cfs was clearly painful for her regardless of how slowly I went or how much spit she used. Maybe got 1/2 inch cfs in and came out with cheese. She either had a yeast infection or worse. Either way, she had no business inviting someone over. When I very politely asked her about the situation she became very angry and this super southern drawl ghetto attitude popped out. I left unfulfilled, leaving her with half the donation we discussed. Went to the nearest fast food joint and thoroughly washed up. Fun!
So, some medical issues. 0 passion, and a nasty attitude. I think Jazak got off light last week when she blew him off.
At the time of writing this there was no BP ad to link.
Um, you might want to pass on this one, LOL.
M3
Where do we find all the HOT HOT HOT women?
[QUOTE=BackJack;1889187]Where do you mongers find all these HOT HOT HOT women. She is the Prettiest thing that you ever did see! HOT![/QUOTE]Really? What are you asking?
My friend has a hobby. He collects stamps. He does his research so he doesn't get ripped off and buy crappy stamps but instead is always looking for the real jewel that he can enjoy and make him the envy of all his stamp collecting friends.
I have a hobby. And I do the same thing. Research. After all, my hobby could get me arrested, mugged, robbed or killed. None of those things are what I want.
But you are right about one thing. Jodie is amazingly hot, in great shape, not drugged out, safe, has a head on her shoulders and down right fun to be with, even if you didn't experience that whole sex thing. Oh, and she is good at that, too. Really, really good. YMMV