The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=SudMongIt;4338873]I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.[/QUOTE]"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.

[QUOTE=SudMongIt;4338873]I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.[/QUOTE]LOL "you fuck women for money" man I wish that was true. I'd like a hobby that pays for itself.

Some of us like myself like to read interesting things. This whole site is about paying women for sex and everything related.

Do I want to read more about a girl? Yes.
Do I want to read about how she took an ice dildo up her pussy? Hell yes.
Am I going to do it to my girl one day? Fuck yeah!

SYM, more techniques bro I'm learning from your posts LOL.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339418]LOL "you fuck women for money" man I wish that was true. I'd like a hobby that pays for itself.

Some of us like myself like to read interesting things. This whole site is about paying women for sex and everything related.

Do I want to read more about a girl? Yes.
Do I want to read about how she took an ice dildo up her pussy? Hell yes.
Am I going to do it to my girl one day? Fuck yeah!

SYM, more techniques bro I'm learning from your posts LOL.[/QUOTE]LMFAO Lehmonade! You have a very good eye. I didn't catch that part about how I fuck women for money. Little known fact is that Richard Gere modeled his character Julian Kaye in American Gigolo after me. If you're looking for another username I'd go with JulianKaye, LOL. As far as the ice dildo goes, go for it! It took me 25 years to get it done but it was worth the wait!

Link to trailer for American Gigolo:
[URL]https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo[/URL]

SYM.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339438]LMFAO Lehmonade! You have a very good eye. I didn't catch that part about how I fuck women for money. Little known fact is that Richard Gere modeled his character Julian Kaye in American Gigolo after me. If you're looking for another username I'd go with JulianKaye, LOL. As far as the ice dildo goes, go for it! It took me 25 years to get it done but it was worth the wait!

Link to trailer for American Gigolo:
[URL]https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo[/URL]

SYM.[/QUOTE]Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339576]Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".[/QUOTE]And here I thought squirting whip cream into a girl's pussy and eating it was weird. This is definitely on a whole other level. LOL. Might need to try it soon.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339338]"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.[/QUOTE]You're absolutely right bro, I do only have two reviews and the main reason is my life doesn't revolve around a hobby and it especially doesn't revolve around writing self boasting lavish reviews to impress other mongers and to portray myself a player. But whatever makes you happy. As sad as it is, you keep doing you bro.

[blue]Nobody will ever tell you what you have to post here but when you start trying to ridicule good members for posting excellent reviews you gotta go.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339576]Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".[/QUOTE]Haha! That's an interesting method. However I think I'll just stick to the Dasani water bottle method I mentioned in my review. It comes out with a built in handle to aid the fucking and it's so easy even a caveman could do it, LOL. Plus I was able to show Nikkole it was made of pure filtered water which I think helped put her at ease, I waited til I got there to cut it out of the bottle.

SYM.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339338]"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.[/QUOTE]The new turd only has one review.

And its with Amy. LOL. Like she would even be able to verify he even saw her fr. Smh.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4339675]Haha! That's an interesting method. However I think I'll just stick to the Dasani water bottle method I mentioned in my review. It comes out with a built in handle to aid the fucking and it's so easy even a caveman could do it, LOL. Plus I was able to show Nikkole it was made of pure filtered water which I think helped put her at ease, I waited til I got there to cut it out of the bottle.

SYM.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.

[QUOTE=Chris5;4339472]Tara is definitely still around.

C5.[/QUOTE]The legend lives!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339782]Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.[/QUOTE]You don't have to boil the water, Lehmonade. Use distilled water instead. It's already purified and about 89 cents per gallon at Publix.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4340342]The legend lives![/QUOTE]That's a Ghost writer. Not C5 ! Nah!

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4332869]While we all get laid

Georgie jerks off in the Rat Trap making up stupid jokes. Only a queer could make up such schoolboy bullshit. Enjoy laughing at your own jokes while we all laugh at you buddy boy.[/QUOTE]Really? [I]While we all get laid[/I] is how you titled that post? You're not getting laid. You're "fudge-pounding" your "butty boy" in the closet, you FAGGOT!

You're a [I]REAL[/I] comedian if you think people are laughing at [U]ME[/U]. My Inbox runneth over with messages saying I'm killing it making a fool of [U]YOU[/U]!

[B]Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 3[/B]

1. If NoFear and his boyfriend are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.

2. NoFear told his Daddy a boy in school called him gay. His Daddy said why don't you beat him up? NoFear said: "[I]I can't, he's too cute[/I]".

3. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Maybe that's why NoFear is rumored to travel out of state a lot?

4. NoFear only admits he's gay when ugly girls and hot guys hit on him.

5. If NoFear is ever murdered, the police will call it a homo-cide.

6. Gay NoFear wanted to be a Dentist, but did not like idea of being called a Tooth "Fairy".

7. NoFear is happy he has a large nutsack, because he uses it as a mudflap when he's pounding fudge.

8. NoFear and his boyfriend do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.

9. Our dyslexic gay NoFear is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend because he thinks it's Vaseline Day.

10. NoFear's sister is so gay, she fucked NoFear in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sang: "[I]I fucked a guy, and I liked it[/I]".

11. NoFear's Daddy discovered NoFear was gay when he took the seat off NoFear's bike, and NoFear did not notice.

12. I asked NoFear what was worse then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriend's ass? NoFear said: "[I]sucking out 13 of them, and realizing I only put in a dozen[/I]".

13. I asked NoFear what was the difference between jam and jelly? He said he doesn't jelly his dick down his boyfriend's throat.

14. NoFear said one time he fucked his boyfriend so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.

15. NoFear said the best part of fucking his boyfriend is reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

16. If gay NoFear is not attracted to girls, then why is he attracted to guys who act like girls?

17. NoFear was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in NoFear's bar? As many as you like, since they stack like Legos.

19. You know when you stumble into NoFear's gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.

20. NoFear and his boyfriend say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.

Later, [B][red]LOSER[/red][/B]!

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;4339782]Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.[/QUOTE]LMAO, I just came up with the perfect solution for you, a frozen lemonade dildo!

SYM

EDIT: Nevernind, I notice it says "soft" in the pic - that won't work! LOL

[QUOTE=Vino7373;4341331]You don't have to boil the water, Lehmonade. Use distilled water instead. It's already purified and about 89 cents per gallon at Publix.[/QUOTE]Another method that's smarter!

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4342717]LMAO, I just came up with the perfect solution for you, a frozen lemonade dildo!

SYM

EDIT: Nevernind, I notice it says "soft" in the pic - that won't work! LOL[/QUOTE]That might work, then I'll have my favorite drink next to my favorite meal. But unfortunately, that popsicle will totally screw up her vagina's pH LOL.