C'Mon. Lehmonade, seriously. Did you make it all up? Or am I so for real I don't understand sarcasm?
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C'Mon. Lehmonade, seriously. Did you make it all up? Or am I so for real I don't understand sarcasm?
[QUOTE=NoFear101;4331390]Thanks for the correction. And as a footnote (please don't tell me this is not what a footnote is) when you have the level of sucess Don Henley has achieved AND your work is loved by so many, well, then you can say "fuck 'them".[/QUOTE]Fuck don henley.
He's a whiny pretentious fuck.
Weak link of the eagles.
Fuck don Henley.
PP.
PP.
[QUOTE=NoFear101;4327975]I'm all for the girls who want to charge higher rates. That way the guys who want to pay the big bucks have girls willing to accept their cash and thereby not spoiling the rank and file providers who are being affordable to most of us except for Little Georgie Mason Girlie, who don't want no pussy anyway 'cause he's a dickless old faggot! Haha.[/QUOTE]There you go again, trying to be a comedian.
Hey FAGGOT, you didn't respond to my first set of jokes. Didn't you like them? Maybe you'll like these better!
[B]Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 2[/B]
1. How does NoFear's boyfriend make NoFear scream twice? He fudge-pounds him real hard, and then wipes his dick off on NoFear's curtains.
2. It takes both NoFear and his boyfriend to screw in a lightbulb. His boyfriend screws it in, and NoFear stands around and says: "[I]F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S[/I]"!
3. NoFear's boyfriend told me the difference between a fridgerator and NoFear. NoFear's boyfriend said a fridgerator doesn't fart when he pulls his meat out.
4. What do jewish rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give it to NoFear to use as chewing gum.
5. What did NoFear's sperm say to his boyfriend's sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?
6. NoFear knew he was a faggot when he realized he makes Justin Beiber look straight.
7. How does gay NoFear fake his orgasm? He spits on his boyfriend's back.
8. Why is NoFear embarrassed when he gets caught blowing his hung boyfriend? Because he's caught with a foot in his mouth.
9. NoFear once served in the Greek army. Their motto is: "[I]never leave your buddys behind[/I]".
10. As a gay man, NoFear uses ribbed condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.
11. NoFear makes us think he's a gangster. But when he does a drive-by, all he does is throw Skittles and yells: "[I]taste the rainbow betches[/I]".
12. NoFear can screw in a light bulb all by himself. But it takes half of the ER to get it back out.
13. NoFear is so gay that when the doctor asked him for a sperm sample, NoFear farted in a cup.
14. Do you know how much cum NoFear has? A butt load.
15. Of course gay NoFear dresses well. He did not spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
16. Did you know NoFear is from Jamaica? Down there, they call his ass Pokemon.
17. As a gay man, what does NoFear do before jerking off? He shits in his hand.
18. NoFear's friends say he's gay because he doesn't like football. NoFear says they're idiots. He says he's gay because he likes dick.
19. NoFear was married until he sent the wrong text to his wife. He had a hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.
20. NoFear caught his boyfriend jerking off into a rubber, and asked him what he was doing? NoFear's boyfriend said he was packing NoFear a lunch.
Later, [B][red]LOSER[/red][/B]!
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4332166]There you go again, trying to be a comedian.
Hey FAGGOT, you didn't respond to my first set of jokes. Didn't you like them? Maybe you'll like these better!
[B]Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 2[/B]
1. How does NoFear's boyfriend make NoFear scream twice? He fudge-pounds him real hard, and then wipes his dick off on NoFear's curtains.
2. It takes both NoFear and his boyfriend to screw in a lightbulb. His boyfriend screws it in, and NoFear stands around and says: "[I]F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S[/I]"!
3. NoFear's boyfriend told me the difference between a fridgerator and NoFear. NoFear's boyfriend said a fridgerator doesn't fart when he pulls his meat out.
4. What do jewish rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give it to NoFear to use as chewing gum.
5. What did NoFear's sperm say to his boyfriend's sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?
6. NoFear knew he was a faggot when he realized he makes Justin Beiber look straight.
7. How does gay NoFear fake his orgasm? He spits on his boyfriend's back.
8. Why is NoFear embarrassed when he gets caught blowing his hung boyfriend? Because he's caught with a foot in his mouth.
9. NoFear once served in the Greek army. Their motto is: "[I]never leave your buddys behind[/I]".
10. As a gay man, NoFear uses ribbed condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.
11. NoFear makes us think he's a gangster. But when he does a drive-by, all he does is throw Skittles and yells: "[I]taste the rainbow betches[/I]".
12. NoFear can screw in a light bulb all by himself. But it takes half of the ER to get it back out.
13. NoFear is so gay that when the doctor asked him for a sperm sample, NoFear farted in a cup.
14. Do you know how much cum NoFear has? A butt load.
15. Of course gay NoFear dresses well. He did not spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.
16. Did you know NoFear is from Jamaica? Down there, they call his ass Pokemon.
17. As a gay man, what does NoFear do before jerking off? He shits in his hand.
18. NoFear's friends say he's gay because he doesn't like football. NoFear says they're idiots. He says he's gay because he likes dick.
19. NoFear was married until he sent the wrong text to his wife. He had a hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.
20. NoFear caught his boyfriend jerking off into a rubber, and asked him what he was doing? NoFear's boyfriend said he was packing NoFear a lunch.
Later, [B][red]LOSER[/red][/B]![/QUOTE]Georgie jerks off in the Rat Trap making up stupid jokes. Only a queer could make up such schoolboy bullshit. Enjoy laughing at your own jokes while we all laugh at you buddy boy.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4332333]Is this Potsy with the little tiny tacup? Hmmm.
Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]Because I have no clue a tacup is.
But I do know anything this potzee is packing isn't tiny.
PP.
Meme is made for retirement age LOL.
How many times can you get away with it before she finds out what you're doing.
I am retired. Please delete / close my account a2.
It has been fun but quit while your ahead is always good. Be safe all.
[QUOTE=TRowePrice;4337341]I am retired. Please delete / close my account a2.
It has been fun but quit while your ahead is always good. Be safe all.[/QUOTE]Very sorry to see you go TRP, you've been a great SM for many years. I'd recommend against deleting your account and instead just leave it dormant because I have a funny feeling you'll be back. That pussy is powerful stuff! LOL.
Plus I see you're only 6 or 7 posts away from getting your 3rd star so you can't quit now - I finally got mine just yesterday!
Regards,
SYM
This young bootyful girl is looking for new friends. Very chill girl, follows directions and cleans up real well. I've caught her at some disappointing times with cigarettes smells but never tired of seeing that ass bounce.
0.6 car dates, 0.6-0.8 incall when she has one. cbj, bbj, cg, rcg, mish. No track marks. Only clean and known SM get a reply. Very strict this time now, forget the underdogs.
P. s: Fuck you, Kevin LOL. Silver lining is you gave me an excuse to get rid of that opportunist gold digger. Her pussy and ass was exceptional though not going to lie, but I rather what happened than being trapped for years and losing a house or two on that ass.. Was planning to take her cute ass traveling with me, but I found me a dancer. I guess I can call her my backup dancer LOL
I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.