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For those that dream about getting nude / topless massages, is it bad taste to begin the massage face up? It seems like a waste if a therapist is putting on a show, and you spend most of the massage in a position where I can't see it. Especially if the massage sucks.
So maybe there was already a post talking down about Seven Heavens Spa at 1026 Ashland, but you know how it is when your looking at BP on your phone can't exactly read through the forum.
So I saw their ad on BP:
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/make-the-rest-of-your-day-stress-free-with-our-asian-spanish-and-european-26/14971886[/url]
1/773/252/5889.
1O26 N Ashland Ave. 1st Floor, Chicago.
I decide to check it out, greeted by an old ugly asian woman and a european woman who looks old and ROUGH. They both have a puss on their faces and give me dirty looks upon walking in. When I say I'd like the hh for. 45 the asian is disgusted with my decision. She's already come off as a ****. I go into room and get ready, the old asian comes in and doesn't cover me up so maybe this will be alright. Her massage was awful, she really didn't know what she was doing just tried to keep her hands or knuckles on you and would stop moving her hands and just push down hard as hell to the point of pain on parts of my back. No teasing no nothing. When she's done with massage there was NO FLIP. She says "OK SIR I FINISH." I said "Oh, no front massage?" she replies,"I SAY I FINISH SIR YOU LEAVE NOW". Well ok you dirty ***** I'll gladly leave and go tell my fellow mongers to avoid your shit hole. I get dressed and walk out of room, she is standing with a cup of water and a smile on her face. I start to just blow past her with a dirty look and she says "OH YOU NO TIP?" I said "WTF for? That was the worst massage I've ever had, what a dog shit operation you have here." and I walked out.
STAY AWAY! But, you live and you learn. Now you and I know better.
Stopped here this evening for a massage: [url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/3621478760.html[/url]
Saw Cindy, cute girl. The massage was very good and I left happy. PM if you want details.
Hopped on over to Oriental Spa over in Chinatown and had a decent massage from Linda. No extras through, signs posted all over the table shower about the no-touch and I noticed that the door was cracked open damn near the whole time which kept the room a tad cold. Will have to check out other options nearby on the next visit since I was looking for a happier ending. Entry fee was 65, table shower +10, extra 30 mins was 35. Not bad if you want a legit rubdown which I needed anyway.
She was working it prety hard, I just wasn't feeling the love.
I guess I have been spoiled by the golden years of chicago mongering.
[QUOTE=And Again;1679163]She was asking if you had already finished. Since you had not, you should have said,"Not yet." I bet she'd have put in a bit more effort and gotten the job done.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sal Minella; 1681381]So maybe there was already a post talking down about Seven Heavens Spa at 1026 Ashland, but you know how it is when your looking at BP on your phone can't exactly read through the forum.
So I saw their ad on BP:
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/make-the-rest-of-your-day-stress-free-with-our-asian-spanish-and-european-26/14971886[/url]
1/773/252/5889.
1O26 N Ashland Ave. 1st Floor, Chicago.
I decide to check it out, greeted by an old ugly asian woman and a european woman who looks old and ROUGH. They both have a puss on their faces and give me dirty looks upon walking in. When I say I'd like the hh for. 45 the asian is disgu.
Sted with my decision. She's already come off as a. I go into room and get ready, the old asian comes in and doesn't cover me up so maybe this will be alright. Her massage was awful, she really didn't know what she was doing just tried to keep her hands or knuckles on you and would stop moving her hands and just push down hard as hell to the point of pain on parts of my back. No teasing no nothing. When she's done with massage there was NO FLIP. She says "OK SIR I FINISH." I said "Oh, no front massage?" she replies,"I SAY I FINISH SIR YOU LEAVE NOW". Well ok you dirty * I'll gladly leave and go tell my fellow mongers to avoid your shit hole. I get dressed and walk out of room, she is standing with a cup of water and a smile on her face. I start to just blow past her with a dirty look and she says "OH YOU NO TIP?" I said "WTF for? That was the worst massage I've ever had, what a dog shit operation you have here." and I walked out.
STAY AWAY! But, you live and you learn. Now you and I know better.[/QUOTE]I reported on this place and that fugly old Asian. The most terrible massage I've ever gotten I would have been happy with just a rub. That fugly lady left me in pain. I still might consider going back if I can get the Latina.
Hate to ask but going to take a shot in the dark. After rtff-ing I was discouraged not to see reports about any of the Russian / Ukrainian massage places all over. I'm coming into the city again (staying downtown with no car) and always like the location of some of these places to my hotel. Would appreciate if anyone could tell me (PM is fine) any great downtown locations. I'm fine with RT or BJ, don't need FS. Prefer to see the Russian or Ukraine types as opposed to Asian.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Noodleman;1682085]Hopped on over to Oriental Spa over in Chinatown and had a decent massage from Linda. No extras through, signs posted all over the table shower about the no-touch and I noticed that the door was cracked open damn near the whole time which kept the room a tad cold. Will have to check out other options nearby on the next visit since I was looking for a happier ending. Entry fee was 65, table shower +10, extra 30 mins was 35. Not bad if you want a legit rubdown which I needed anyway.[/QUOTE]Mercy, located next door to the firehouse on Cermak / Wentworth, would be your best bet in the immediate Chinatown area. It's in a retail building; go upstairs to the 2nd floor. I've left happy each time.
[QUOTE=Swfan1963; 1681561]Stopped here this evening for a massage:
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/3621478760.html[/url]
Anna Good to.
Don't see this place reviewed that often. Was almost afraid I was going to TOFTT, but turned out to be one of the best massages I have had. Could not understand her name. 40's. YMMV, but I will return, totally relaxed after this visit.
Ctm
I am new to this site I've barely found out about it but I am very interested because I've read some post and know its trustworthy. I am getting through the rules so I can learn to post better but for now I am asking if someone can name some good mp to go to with well happy ending.
Here's some I've seen.
1026 and Ashland. Mistake.
North ave and Western. Names would be in pm but the massages were ok so were the extra Starr massage.
Use to be open went there twice it was near North Ave and Ashland I liked it wish it was still open.
If anybody can be so kind to lend me some knowledge.
Hey guys,
Longtime Lurker and first time Post-er. Been reeling from a bad relationship so I decided to take matters into my own hands (or put them in someone else's for that matter). About two weeks ago I headed to BD. Great massage (Sabrina I think. Definitely and S name) but no extras (which surprised me). (.45 at door. 20 tip) A couple of days later made my way to Unwind. Did not leave disappointed. Had Lisa who is not much of a looker (4 if I'm being honest) but she got the job done and it didn't look like there was anyone else there. Next time I'll call ahead and see if there are other options (.40 at door. 40 tip)
Last week headed to XXXX Ashland. Had another Lisa (this time a white chick) who gave me another great massage, one of the best I've had ever. Naked and covered and when she saw a little movement on the flip it was hastily covered up. Again not much of a looker (5 face but seemed to have a nice body) would be back just for massage since there is nothing else. (.45 at door. 20 tip) Tried my luck at BD again (closer to my house) and again a no go.
[QUOTE=JonasArenias;1683546]About two weeks ago I headed to BD. Great massage (Sabrina I think. Definitely and S name) but no extras (which surprised me). (.45 at door. 20 tip).[/QUOTE]That's unusual. Maybe you gave off some odd vibe. Have gotten a full menu there. Sabrina is hot, had a French lesson from her once.
[QUOTE=Gopher88;1670564]Maybe she should have left her mask on, You would never know. Old are Young. Call a head set a appointment with the girl with the MASK[/QUOTE]Yea maybe ill have to do that.
I'm guessing "BD" is the name of a specific mp. Can someone tell me which one?