Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JRBonner;7441527]I've noticed something recently with some of the ads on Rubmaps where there's a link to a Spa's webite which will have a line-up of 4 or so beautiful options. For example:

[URL]https://www.seraphimsecrets.com/[/URL]

Is there even the slightest chance any of these gals will actually be there? This is like the third or fourth spa that seems to have a similar website. Seems lIke a lot of trouble to set these up or a "bait & switch. " Anyone have any success seeing the girl in these ads?[/QUOTE]There is virtually a 0. 0% chance that those girls will be waiting for you at that spa. Think about the combination of things you're seeing here:

- Three different young perfect 21 year old models with big tits and flat stomachs and pretty faces (probably AI generated).

- Website advertises for a spa without even giving the address.

- If you do your homework, you find out that the spa is in the suburbs of SW Portland, not exactly ground zero for asian models.

- If you search the forum here, you find a single post referencing that spa 14 months ago, and it's not even clear if it's referencing the same spa (since there are multiple in the area with the same name).

Don't you think that if there was some magical location in the suburbs of Portland where 21 year old perfect asian models were waiting to touch your dick, there might be some people posting about it occasionally on a forum that is devoted exclusively to the subject?

Nearly every place that advertises with photos uses these fake ass AI photos. When you see photos that are far too good to be true, you can rest assured that they are indeed too good to be true. I would wager a large sum of money that if you actually went to this spa to see who's working there, it would be the same 40-50 year old grannies that are working at all of the other places in its vicinity.

Ok, Boomer. LOL.

[QUOTE=Zizix;7441538]Been to Thailand many times I can speak the language a bit not fluent by far and I am picking up a little Chinese here and there.

This is. Hello how are you.

I can pick thai out from a mile away although Cambodian or khmer is very similar I can't tell the difference.

And the other 3 depends on how its written but mostly I can't tell unless looking at them together like this.

I jist mught need to stop in at love spa to see is there really a thai or not. I can differentiate the languages when spoken most of the time and again thai is easy for me.

I am far from being an expert all of this is from google translate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JRBonner;7441527]I've noticed something recently with some of the ads on Rubmaps where there's a link to a Spa's webite which will have a line-up of 4 or so beautiful options. For example:

[URL]https://www.seraphimsecrets.com/[/URL]

Is there even the slightest chance any of these gals will actually be there? This is like the third or fourth spa that seems to have a similar website. Seems lIke a lot of trouble to set these up or a "bait & switch. " Anyone have any success seeing the girl in these ads?[/QUOTE]Those are all heavily photoshopped images they probably find online or have the girls make themselves. No human has a face like that. As for the website, it does seem like a lot of effort, but maybe it makes the likelihood of it coming up on a Google search increase.

[QUOTE=RubATubTub;7441260]Mia may be gone for the next couple days due to a visit from Aunt Flo. Also mini-rant, Love really needs to do a better job at funneling its customers. I came in expecting to be seen based on an appointment, but had to wait on that crappy couch for like half an hour. Almost left and the mamasan kept going soon-soon. Turns out the guy before me paid for an hour to do nothing but massage Mia? She told me dude didn't want to partake in any other activities and literally wanted to please her for an hour. My guy, what the fuck LOL.[/QUOTE]What intrigues me is that you sat there for 30 min? Furthermore, the gal just randomly share with you what previous customer did / want? Or did you ask? LOL!

[QUOTE=JRBonner;7441527]I've noticed something recently with some of the ads on Rubmaps where there's a link to a Spa's webite which will have a line-up of 4 or so beautiful options. For example:

[URL]https://www.seraphimsecrets.com/[/URL]

Is there even the slightest chance any of these gals will actually be there? This is like the third or fourth spa that seems to have a similar website. Seems lIke a lot of trouble to set these up or a "bait & switch. " Anyone have any success seeing the girl in these ads?[/QUOTE]If we are in CA or NY, seeing girls close or resembles in those ads is more likely to happen. Portland? Hmmmm, not impossible just more higher tier $1 K to $ 2K (including companionship)

Once a blue moon some high end agency will have 1 or 2 that stays here for a few day.

I came in to see Mia. She's gorgeous! Some nice soft D's. Long brown hair. Fairly petite. Made an appointment later at night. She greeted me and brought me to the room. I gave her a hug and went in for a a kiss.

She used a good amount of tongue and some light kisses. She asked me if I wanted to fuck by dry humping the air. I laughed and gave her the house fee and tip. She gave me a smile back and grabbed her supplies.

When she came back we continued kissing but without clothes. She's very sexy in her demeanor. Gets on her knees and starts some BBBJ using her hands and mouth teasing the tip with some tongue flicks. Felt amazing. Just when I thought she couldn't get any better, she takes me all the way down her throat with some nice sounds to compliment. She picked up the pace and I contemplated switching positions but it felt so good I just started thrusting into her deep throat. I didn't last and nutted in her mouth. She smiled. "We still have almost the full hour!

She gave me a massage decent pressure it was relaxing. Ended up cuddling while sucking on her tits and rubbing her clit. She started getting wet and asked for round 2 and gave her a little extra tip. She got up and started DT again. This time I motioned for a condom. She got up and eagerly applied and hopped on in CG and ACG. She is a rider for sure! She feels amazing and is pretty tight! Her tits look amazing bouncing. Would have loved to try her in doggy and missionary but I really could not contain myself with this beauty. Still had more time so I asked her to 69 and we just ate each other out for the rest of the session. She is definitely worth a repeat. She said she'll be here for the rest of the month.

Sophia greeted me on the way out she said she's leaving on Nov 15th I think? I may have to pay her a visit before she's gone. She is just as good as Mia with a different kind of beauty and charm to her face.

Stopped into candy for some release and was met by Annie. I asked if Sasa who I saw a month back was still around and was told no. Sasa was a cute little spinner who worked me good at Candy last month while momo and team were busy.

Annie brought in Bella and Joy for me to pick from and I chose small spinner cutie Joy. Bella looked good also and almost looked like an Annie clone.

Paid joy for .6 for the 45 and went to wash my hands. I was then lead to the big bedroom. Score.

Got a decent light massage and she pulled up her dress while standing at the head and let me lick her. Paid 1. 4 for the tip and she leaves to get hot towel. After wipe down, her dress comes off and made it to the bed for a good 15 minutes of intense. She could take a good tongue lashing and gave an incredible and intense BBBJ deep throat for as long as I was willing. Some girls put a stop to it.

Switch to CFS in multiple positions. She is super small like 90-95 lbs, thin muscular frame when a very flat belly and small. Medium bolt ons. Definitely a spinner. I guess maybe 25-29 but was surprised to a see some baby damage scar and light loose skin on someone that small. She let me take the bag off and CIM in the end and cuddled for a while after. Got the full hour $$ all in after tip.

[QUOTE=KorbenDallas;7440688]As the title says, Nancy, who has also worked at Jinye, was back at Happy, the one in Vancouver close to the NE Stapleton / NE 4th Plain intersection. She is as great as she has always been, very giving of her talents. The usual menu for the Happy / Baoju / Jinye / Candy quadrivium.[/QUOTE]Baoju.

Cici is short with a great menu. She is 20's. Has a banging body, nice C tits, rounded shape all around and a clean shaved pussy. She will do everything for me, YMMV. She is fun to be with.

[QUOTE=SageSix;7441823]What intrigues me is that you sat there for 30 min? Furthermore, the gal just randomly share with you what previous customer did / want? Or did you ask? LOL![/QUOTE]I had an appt for 5:30, so I came in and the owner sat me on the sofa and said to wait a little bit because she's finishing up with another person. It turned out to be a long-ass wait, yea never again.

Later on after I saw Mia, she asked me how I found out about her name, and I told her I called earlier and that I was annoyed I was seen so late. She apologized and that was when she told me about her previous customer.

[QUOTE=RubATubTub;7442481]I had an appt for 5:30, so I came in and the owner sat me on the sofa and said to wait a little bit because she's finishing up with another person. It turned out to be a long-ass wait, yea never again.

Later on after I saw Mia, she asked me how I found out about her name, and I told her I called earlier and that I was annoyed I was seen so late. She apologized and that was when she told me about her previous customer.[/QUOTE]That's my gripe with that place, the horrible waiting situation. More then once I'd be in the room with the girl leaving to answer the door, some guy in the other room and then another one or two waiting in the lobby area. I can see them from the monitor. I can never get too conformable with all this going on.

If both girls are busy I would almost always move on to the next place, or at the very least go run and errand and circle back.

I decided I was due for a session and wanted to find a pretty lady. I drove down Powell, checked out a few places, then turned onto 82nd and checked out a couple more. My first stop was Love. I've stopped in here a couple of times before and had the same result: an unattractive auntie greeted me. I wish I had gotten her name to see if it was one everyone raves about, but I'm thinking my luck is bad, and I go at the wrong times. He was probably about 40, with a plain face and very bad teeth.

Drove East up the street a couple of blocks to a place I had stopped into before, and had figured it was a legit spa, but decided to check it out again. A taller and beautiful younger girl came out to greet me. She wasn't dressed like it was a legit place. I decided to keep checking out the other places, but I still regret not staying and may stop by again.

Next stop was Sister Asian, and a not-attractive lady greeted me, then called out another one. It was too dark to get a good look, but she looked like she could be worth trying. I stopped at a couple of more with nothing being very memorable, with my last stop being Baoju where Cici greeted me. She is a tiny, pretty little thing, but I decided to keep moving on.

I ended up closer to home to try someone I had read a lot of good things about but had never tried myself. It was Candy at Joy Spa. She was OK, and I scratched that itch, but I will keep looking.

A place that I hardly ever see mentioned here is Aurora on Division. The few times I've stopped by, I've found the girls to be some of the prettiest around. I stayed once and had a good session.

[QUOTE=RubATubTub;7442481]I had an appt for 5:30, so I came in and the owner sat me on the sofa and said to wait a little bit because she's finishing up with another person. It turned out to be a long-ass wait, yea never again.

Later on after I saw Mia, she asked me how I found out about her name, and I told her I called earlier and that I was annoyed I was seen so late. She apologized and that was when she told me about her previous customer.[/QUOTE]The shop will tell you anything hoping you will not walk or post a negative review. Good on you for posting your experience.

My guess is the customer showed up a few minutes before you arrived and they were not going to let $$ walk out the door.

Everyone is different but if the provider I want to see is busy I walk.

[QUOTE=Trumpeter;7442673]I decided I was due for a session and wanted to find a pretty lady. I drove down Powell, checked out a few places, then turned onto 82nd and checked out a couple more. My first stop was Love. I've stopped in here a couple of times before and had the same result: an unattractive auntie greeted me. I wish I had gotten her name to see if it was one everyone raves about, but I'm thinking my luck is bad, and I go at the wrong times. He was probably about 40, with a plain face and very bad teeth.

Drove East up the street a couple of blocks to a place I had stopped into before, and had figured it was a legit spa, but decided to check it out again. A taller and beautiful younger girl came out to greet me. She wasn't dressed like it was a legit place. I decided to keep checking out the other places, but I still regret not staying and may stop by again.

Next stop was Sister Asian, and a not-attractive lady greeted me, then called out another one. It was too dark to get a good look, but she looked like she could be worth trying. I stopped at a couple of more with nothing being very memorable, with my last stop being Baoju where Cici greeted me. She is a tiny, pretty little thing, but I decided to keep moving on.

I ended up closer to home to try someone I had read a lot of good things about but had never tried myself. It was Candy at Joy Spa. She was OK, and I scratched that itch, but I will keep looking.

A place that I hardly ever see mentioned here is Aurora on Division. The few times I've stopped by, I've found the girls to be some of the prettiest around. I stayed once and had a good session.[/QUOTE]Aurora is one of older shops along with few that's never mentioned on this forum much.

I think certain shops you mentioned only offer limited service and CBJ not even BBBJ, with about same amount of $ I wouldn't have bothered. Different market now.

[QUOTE=Pdx503;7442508]That's my gripe with that place, the horrible waiting situation. More then once I'd be in the room with the girl leaving to answer the door, some guy in the other room and then another one or two waiting in the lobby area. I can see them from the monitor. I can never get too conformable with all this going on.

If both girls are busy I would almost always move on to the next place, or at the very least go run and errand and circle back.[/QUOTE]Not to mentioned their front door is right next to bus stop sign and people are outside waiting for bus to come and legit business all around it! The room (facing street) with (2 big windows) immediately to left of front entrance is next to street and pedestrian could possibly hear too? LOL.

I don't know, I rather go to places that's single house and not within a plaza setting.

Yes, I get why it is good to have monitor in the room but its also a distraction and turn down.

[QUOTE=RubATubTub;7442481]I had an appt for 5:30, so I came in and the owner sat me on the sofa and said to wait a little bit because she's finishing up with another person. It turned out to be a long-ass wait, yea never again.

Later on after I saw Mia, she asked me how I found out about her name, and I told her I called earlier and that I was annoyed I was seen so late. She apologized and that was when she told me about her previous customer.[/QUOTE]After experiencing the same treatment twice at Love, I never went back there again.