Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Lurker 2009; 1651198]Lima, they're really not that inquisative at the SW level, you know that. Just reply:

1. I'm not sure which friend gave me your number, but he said that you are the cat's pajamas.

2. Ask "does it really matter?" in a disturbed tone.

3. Shove your tool in her mouth.[/QUOTE]I concur with LimaBean #3 is THE preferred response. FYI, had a dream around Sat 5th, heading West on Pine Island just before MegaloMart; on the North side between Atlantic & Woodward; spotted a petite, trim, dirty blonde, early 30's; tight jeans; perfect ass and legs; tank top; perky firm tata's; nice face, wearing shades; she's looking hot; has me feelin horny heading towards the Murphy station. My little head says pull over and ask if she needs a ride; my big head says Hmmmm never saw this one before and she looks too good to be true. To be sure, we circle on Pine Island, she is nearing the Murphy, we swoop, but stealthily, as the big head takes over again.

Things that make ya go Hmmm. I hang a right at the new Murphy station, little head wants to pull into Murphy and attempt to scoop it; big head says patience jackass, patience. Cruise up a block or two and circle again, Okay big head. Take a quick look to the left on San Bernardino, LOW and BEHOLD, Zoiks Scoob! Ruh-Roh! Just sitting parked in the MIDDLE of the street, in his Mystery Inc van, engine running and waiting, its El Guapo, El Sharifo; the man; five oh; johnny law; the po-po; yeh, waiting for what?

Waiting for the next jackass who says yes to her too good to be true offer, and then follows her instructions to just hang a right up here, park and I'll meet you two streets up. Thats what El Guapo is waiting for. Little head says fuck me, Big head says, hang a right in front of him and see if El Guapo tails you. He doesn't budge, just sitting in the middle of the street, engine running. Circle back to Atlantic, hang a right, guess what? She made it all the way to just before the corner of the Murphy, spun 180 degrees and is now headed back to where I first spotted her.

Haven't seen her before or since. Coincidence? I think not. In another dream or nightmare involving the Green Sombrero, [blue][Arrest/Conviction/Incarceration/Release Report deleted by Admin][/blue] Hasta and hey hey, lets be careful out there.

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was deleted because it was a report regarding an individual who was [u]arrested[/u] / [u]charged[/u] / [u]awaiting trial[/u] / [u]convicted[/u] / [u]awaiting sentencing[/u] / [u]incarcerated[/u] / [u]released[/u] / [u]on probation[/u] for engaging in commercial sex activities or any other non-violent crime.

The "report" was apparently posted with the sole intention of embarrassing and humiliating this individual.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea: Posting the names, mugshots, case status, incarceration status and/or the release dates of people who have been arrested for engaging in commercial sex activities is [u]somewhat heartless[/u] and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names, mugshots, case status, incarceration status, or release dates.

[i]Thanks![/i][/blue]

Looks = 2 of 5 stars. She is a bit taller than most, she has wide hips, but she has nice tits. It seems she had some freckles. Hair was either brown or maybe a bit red-not sure.

Personality = 2 of 5 stars. She seems a bit odd and jittery.

Performance = 2 of 5 stars. She actually did a decent, sloppy BBBJ, but she gagged and let him jizz all over himself.

Donation = $.2.

Repeat? He might give her another chance to take the spunk since it was good until the climax. But if other options are around, he may just skip her.

For those who already saw this on the MP forum, sorry. I posted it in the wrong place.

Looks = 2. 5 of 5 stars. It was dark, so maybe this is a little too high or too low. She seemed to have dark, curly hair, decent tits, and a big hips and bum.

Personality = 2 of 5 stars. She was nice, but a bit jumpy. Apparently she was really scared of being caught. Or, maybe she was just jonesing.

Performance = 1 of 5 stars. She'd probably get a 3, but she didn't finish the job. She was going good, then she got scared, got out, and took off into a drug house. Whatever.

Donation = Unfortunately, she made off with $.2.

Repeat? Not unless my friend can put her in cuffs.

Same with this one. I misposted to MP forum.

My friend saw Alex:

Looks = 3 of 5 stars. She has shoulder-length dark hair that's a bit curly. She's short, and she has nice little tits. They aren't the mosquito-bite tits many girls have.

Personality = 3. 5 of 5 stars. Alex is pleasant, funny, and conversational.

Performance = 3 of 5 stars. She gave a decent BBBJ with some licking, and the CFS was good.

Donation = $.4.

Repeat? Yes.

[QUOTE=LimaBean; 1651080]My friend got another ball-lickin' BBBJCIM with spit from Kelly. She's old, but she does a nice job.

He Lso picked up Lauren:

Looks = 2. 5 of 5 stars. Since he had been drinking, he doesn't quite remember how she looked. She was a bit short and skinny, though. He saw a tat or two, he thinks.

Personality = 3 of 5 stars. She was nice and conversational.

Performance = 2. 5 of 5 stars. The BBBJ was standard head-bobbing. The CFS was awkward.

Donation = $.4. Keep50, you must have a lot of money to blow to keep giving girls $.5 just for a BBBJ. I'd suggest offering lower so you have even more money to go out more often. (Grin) Besides, if you keep overpaying, the girls may start trying to overcharge the rest of us.

Repeat? Maybe for a BJ if he's desperate, but otherwise he might pass.[/QUOTE]Not recognizing her, my friend picked up Lauren again, this time only for a BBBJCIM. It was more enjoyable this time. She made sure to get every drop before she spit. I'd up her performance rating from a 2. 5 to a 3 this time.

[QUOTE=LimaBean; 1658339]Same with this one. I misposted to MP forum.

My friend saw Alex:

Looks = 3 of 5 stars. She has shoulder-length dark hair that's a bit curly. She's short, and she has nice little tits. They aren't the mosquito-bite tits many girls have.

Personality = 3. 5 of 5 stars. Alex is pleasant, funny, and conversational.

Performance = 3 of 5 stars. She gave a decent BBBJ with some licking, and the CFS was good.

Donation = $.4.

Repeat? Yes.[/QUOTE]If its the Alex I am thinking of, she is definetly repeat. When I met her a few months ago, the BBBJ was good, but she felt awkward about licking low. But she made up for it, she would stop moving her head, and with her mouth full she would swirl her tongue around and around and around.

"Pleasant, funny, and conversational" And you give her a 3. 5 for personality? Tough man to please. Actually, I agree with all those, but she had some personality issues while with me, talked a little too much, so maybe 3.5 is suitable if you had those issues also. But, on the other hand, she was refreshingly positive and playful and her issues weren't a turn-off or interfering with our time together, so I would give her a 4.35 in personality YMMV.

She is petite, spinner type, fairly thin, early 20's. White. Italian.

[QUOTE=LimaBean;1658441]Not recognizing her, my friend picked up Lauren again, this time only for a BBBJCIM. It was more enjoyable this time. She made sure to get every drop before she spit. I'd up her performance rating from a 2. 5 to a 3 this time.[/QUOTE]Is Lauren in her 40's, looks like 50's from hard drug use?

If my friend sees the girl more than once and receives pretty much the same service, I don't report. However, he had a bit of a different experience with Brandi. Usually her BBBJ followed by CFS is mediocre. She's nice enough, and she gets the job done, but it's kind of boring.

Well, he opted only for a BBBJ this time. She did it nice and slow, and she made sure to get every drop before she spit. It was an improved experience in skipping the CFS. I'd actually recommend her for the BBBJCIM.

[QUOTE=Lurker 2009; 1659168]If its the Alex I am thinking of, she is definetly repeat. When I met her a few months ago, the BBBJ was good, but she felt awkward about licking low. But she made up for it, she would stop moving her head, and with her mouth full she would swirl her tongue around and around and around.

"Pleasant, funny, and conversational" And you give her a 3. 5 for personality? Tough man to please. Actually, I agree with all those, but she had some personality issues while with me, talked a little too much, so maybe 3. 5 is suitable if you had those issues also. But, on the other hand, she was refreshingly positive and playful and her issues weren't a turn-off or interfering with our time together, so I would give her a 4. 35 in personality YMMV.

She is petite, spinner type, fairly thin, early 20's. White. Italian.[/QUOTE]Just like those judging competitions, sometimes in hindsight they'd change the score they gave, and so will I regarding Alex. I agree, Lurker, about everything you said except now I'd give her a 4. 36 on personality. Who's the asshole rating her too low now? (grin)

My friend was driving on 41 the other day, and he saw her. She was dressed up and looking good, but he didn't have time to stop.

[QUOTE=Lurker 2009;1659170]Is Lauren in her 40's, looks like 50's from hard drug use?[/QUOTE]You give me shit, and then you want info. Really? (grin)

Lauren seems to be in her low 20's with I think long, curly hair that she puts in a high ponytail or a bun. Like Keep50 said, she has brownish-blondish hair. I think she had acne.

The older woman you saw may have been Kelly. She gives good head.

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I'm really curious who this was, but I'm guessing it was the weird SW from the neighborhood across from Wal-Mart. It's only a guess, though.

Or, it could be the other crazy one who walks old 41. She was too ugly and too weird for my friend.

I know you pricks have reports you're not sharing, so give up the goods. It's been too long since anyone has posted to this forum dammit. For those who haven't been going out, rob your piggy bank and go dip your wick or have a girl slob on your knob.

My friend has just seen regular girls, so he has nothing new to tell. Oh, Lauren actually swallowed last time, but that's not much to report. He saw what appeared to be a nice-looking brunette walking yesterday on 41, but be didn't have time to stop.

Went out to nfm last Monday 5 pm. Easier to find a needle in a haystack than a walker. Was about to give up when I spotted a beauty sitting on a bus stop bench on tamiami across from the hess. Long legs shoulder lenght brown hair with a touch of henna. Did a fast U-turn but another monger beat me to her. So guy in the white van who picked her up I sure was pissed at you then but all is forgiven now.

Have been in town for a couple of weeks. First night Nikki in NFM, She is the gold standard for SW. Great service, finished without missing a drop, No mention of cash happy with the 20. She says she is Kristi's big sister whom I had many good times with last year. Says she is now out of the business and moved in with some Capt. Sav-A-Hoe. Nikki now has a place to host and have seen her a few more times.

Had the misfortune of meeting Amber in NFM. What a waste. After a very short time of FS she declared she was done.

Another bad one. Stacci (with an I). Picked her up on Broadway near Hanson. 40ish with big boobs and redish brown hair. While doing the deed she was busy picking my shirt pocket.

Fortunately she got only a five and a few ones. She was probably as pissed as I was afterward.

Met Red in NFM near Pondella, just talked and got her number. Anyone know her?

Also have seen this wacked out lookin brunette quite often in NFM. Hair up on her head, skin real dark from being in the sun. Most times appears to barely be able to walk. Can't imagine it would be any good.

Have also seen Vanna from BP a couple of times. Very well worth it, will put report on BP section when I can. GT

Went home and right to sleep. Dreamed I spotted a thin young blonde thing east of 41. Passed me up at first, I turned around and she hopped right in. Quick check and some nice small things up top. Good hard work and didn't miss anything. Will def repeat. Have a number but not sure how long it will last. Danielle was her name she said before I woke up.