Candys Friends: Most Atrocious Service I Have Ever Encountered!
Just wanted to report on my experiences with the seemingly ubiquitous Candy's Friends that is discussed here. Against my better judgment and after having read several scathing reviews of not only Candy and her girls I decided to take the plunge and check it out for myself.
On a positive note (and the only one), Candy did answer the phone herself and was pleasant and helped me set up an appointment with "Sunshine." She directed me to their incall location off of University and instructed me to call her when I got outside the building. All I can say is - holy shit! This place is a sewer! It is almost a housing project that is crawling with hood rats and other cretins. Nevertheless, I went to meet "Sunshine" there. When I got there, I called Candy and she told me where to go. It was daylight and thankfully it was - I would not recommend going here after dark - especially if you have a nice vehicle.
I walked to the door and was greeted by "Sunshine," which is about as much of an oxymoron as you can get. Firstly, this location is a total pigsty! It is like a flophouse - squalor is the only word that can adequately describe it! It was so disgustingly dirty with torn carpeting, holes in the walls and no air conditioning to boot that at first I thought it might just be an abandoned building - it is that bad! "Sunshine" is a petite, dim-witted, trashy ghetto-talking, extremely unattractive late teen or early 20s "provider." Now I don't expect great conversations with these gals but she had the personality of a slug. I don't believe she ever smiled - and only said a a few words during our "encounter." She led me upstairs to a squalid little room that looked as if vagrants lived in there - took my money and called someone to report in (who I'm assuming was Candy). She told me to get comfortable while she went to the bathroom. I undressed - although very hesitantly as I was worried about the cleanliness of this place. Holy shit - I've been to no tell motels that were much nicer than this dump. "Sunshine" returned to the room, proceeded to undressed and get next to me on the bed. She stroked me off with no enthusiasm whatsoever and didn't say a word. She also has an atrocious body. While although slender, she has terrible ghetto tattoos on her legs and arms and has had at least one (and probably several) children. Her smallish boobs are almost grotesque and are like little pancakes. There is absolutely nothing attractive about this girl. The fact that she also doesn't smile, nor has any kind of personality made her even worse. Well, after she got me hard (which was difficult) she asked me how I wanted it. No offer of any oral treats but by this point I didn't care. She got on top and with much the same amount of enthusiasm (none) rode me for awhile. I finally felt myself going limp so I asked to get on top. I hit it missionary for about 10 minutes, all the while doing my best not to fall asleep. I think Sunshine very well might have been asleep herself. There was absolutely nothing sexual about this whole experience. Against all odds I finally got my lackluster happy ending. I got up and got rid of the evidence in their horrific bathroom, put my clothes on and was escorted back to the door by "Sunshine." Wow! All I can say is this has to have been the worst experience of my mongering career. This girl couldn't have commanded $40 on the stroll - yet was advertised as being a GFE, conscientious about her appearance, etc. etc. ALL FALSE! This girl would be a broke SW if it weren't for the suckers like me who fall for this false advertising.
If anyone gains anything from this post it will be to simply stay away from Candy's - and more in particular "Sunshine." This is a huge bait and switch and the most falsely advertised service that I have ever come across. I'd almost wish they had just done a cash and dash or just outright robbed me - it would have been more honest! Now, maybe some of the other girls are better - but the location they are in puts them on the bottom of the rung. I would never wish this on anyone but if Uncle LEO puts anyone out of business let's only pray that its Candy's! Simply ATROCIOUS! I cannot say enough bad things about this service, its location or "Sunshine." Ok, I'm done ranting now...thanks for listening!
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Hi there Gentlemen,
Well I am finally settled in San Diego, must say I felt that Huntsville was pretty hot when I left. I am not working now, but if any of you are so inclined to stroll down memory lane, and are in San Diego, please feel free to look me up.
Also, I have been getting requests for referals and I will have to say Mr. Nick is the man to ask for the local "Who to See" In my opinion. Also, Ms. Vicky at Bama Friends is a good bet for a great referal.
Please stay in touch. i miss those of you who I had visits with and hope all is going quite well for you.
Take care, and play safe.
Lee
Loves Blues (Oh I am living my dream, got asked to join a blues band and am ever so happy in love with a hobbyist turned Lover. I had not thought I was looking but KA-Bam! it happened. 4 months going fine. Monogamy is still a hard word for me to say tho LoL)