Welp, I finally got tagged
After countless unhindered penetrations and loads deposited, I finally got my first case of drippy dick. I won't know for certain until the labs come back, but am fairly certain this is time (and basic mathematic probability) catching up with me.
I have my suspicions of which dirty little box has afflicted me, but I've been such a wonton skank myself recently that the degree of certainty is low. Technically there's a 1-in-5 shot I was stricken by a piece of bar trash I followed home last week, which would be a truly bitter piece of irony.
Down but not defeated, I look forward to getting back into those skins once the 14 days of antibiotics have run their course. Damn VD.