EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3267561]Interesting. I usually chat with a Vicky when calling for an appointment at CT. I think she answers the phone for both CT and Maria's (The former Maria's operator, Margaret, passed away a few years ago).

I like the sound of Vicky's voice and have tried multiple times to (unsuccessfully) coax her into doing the massage. I can't really tell through her thick Euro accent if she's relatively young, early-thirties maybe, or 50+.

Is Julia the somewhat busty brunette with wavy hair and thin waist. ?[/QUOTE]Maria's is NOT FS nor anywhere close to FS. Last massage I had with Alina was fantastic. After playtime at the beginning she gave me the most fantastic foot and leg massage. I was so relaxed I almost fell asleep.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3267701]Vicky has been working Monday and Tuesdays. She is an early 50's busty and stocky (but not fat) Polish woman. Julia is blonde, very good English, busty, and good strong Polish / Russian build. Google Elena Lenina for a kinda close, in the neighborhood resemblance.

Sounds like there is some overlap with CT. I know Julia only works in Skokie.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Alina works at both CT and Maria's. Good masseuse and worth trying. Don't expect a ton of extras, but I have had good experiences.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3267704]Maria's is NOT FS nor anywhere close to FS. Last massage I had with Alina was fantastic. After playtime at the beginning she gave me the most fantastic foot and leg massage. I was so relaxed I almost fell asleep.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the input, gentlemen. I know from experience to not bother seeking FS at an EMP. Only a tremendous amount of customer loyalty and very generous tipping would ever open the door to FS.

Alina seems to have developed quite a following. While her massage is good, I have to admit that Inga and Tonja both have strong skills. They're slightly more attractive and a bit more slender as well. It's interesting that they don't get the same rave reviews.

I spoke to "V" at 7 H on the phone not too long ago. Sounds like she's willing to do early afternoon appointments again. Anyone catch her for a massage recently? It's been ages, so I wonder how she's held up. When the hot stones came off and her top was then gone on the flip, it was a treat.

Dr. M, you reminded me of the cute Tonja at Maria's, she used to work on Tuesdays only. Where could I find her now? Thanks MHS.

[QUOTE=MikeHuntSweat;3268313]Dr. M, you reminded me of the cute Tonja at Maria's, she used to work on Tuesdays only. Where could I find her now? Thanks MHS.[/QUOTE]Mike, are you referring to Maya? Tall middle aged blonde? She's the only recent MT that worked Tuesday only. Prior to that on Tuesdays there was a REALLY cute very young Russian that was super afraid and never came close to a good finish.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3267704]Maria's is NOT FS nor anywhere close to FS. Last massage I had with Alina was fantastic. After playtime at the beginning she gave me the most fantastic foot and leg massage. I was so relaxed I almost fell asleep.[/QUOTE]RM and Gxxgle list differently.

RM tel -3587, address 8822 BA.

G. Tel -6825, address 8820 BA.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3268023]Appreciate the input, gentlemen. I know from experience to not bother seeking FS at an EMP. Only a tremendous amount of customer loyalty and very generous tipping would ever open the door to FS.

Alina seems to have developed quite a following. While her massage is good, I have to admit that Inga and Tonja both have strong skills. They're slightly more attractive and a bit more slender as well. It's interesting that they don't get the same rave reviews.

I spoke to "V" at 7 H on the phone not too long ago. Sounds like she's willing to do early afternoon appointments again. Anyone catch her for a massage recently? It's been ages, so I wonder how she's held up. When the hot stones came off and her top was then gone on the flip, it was a treat.[/QUOTE]If you are speaking about 7th Heaven on Lake cook Road by train tracks and Home Depot, I had a terrible experience there last month. A gruff sounding Eastern European answered phone and door. Asked "how you hear of us" I answered "internet" or "google". I asked for deep tissue. Maybe I gave wrong answer but semisensual Massage was given with jerkiness to strokes. Hot stones were used. I noticed with confusion that MP was washing stones in sink several times. I don't recall if there was a flip or not. MP tells me at end that I was more relaxed and slept. I tipped $. 2 and left.

The next day I discovered small wounds or burns on my lower back from the improper stone technique. I healed up but will never return. Something is wrong with this woman.

Tania or Tonja. She worked on Tuesdays only, may have been two years ago tho. She did tell me she did legit massage at a salon also. MHS.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3268023]Appreciate the input, gentlemen. I know from experience to not bother seeking FS at an EMP. Only a tremendous amount of customer loyalty and very generous tipping would ever open the door to FS.

Alina seems to have developed quite a following. While her massage is good, I have to admit that Inga and Tonja both have strong skills. They're slightly more attractive and a bit more slender as well. It's interesting that they don't get the same rave reviews.

I spoke to "V" at 7 H on the phone not too long ago. Sounds like she's willing to do early afternoon appointments again. Anyone catch her for a massage recently? It's been ages, so I wonder how she's held up. When the hot stones came off and her top was then gone on the flip, it was a treat.[/QUOTE]Saw "V" in the Fall. She still looks decent. A few years ago her tiny figure was amazing. She's added a little weight- maybe like 10 pounds- not much but noticeable- maybe more so because she's petite. Her massage quality is still top notch. I've been trying to save money lately so I haven't gone as often as before. Certainly not the cheapest place in town which sucks, but at least the massage quality is solid.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3266127]Maria's is good. Either Vicky (the owner) or Alina are better then Julia.[/QUOTE]Now, if this is the same Vicky I'm thinking of, used to give massages around 2004 or 2005. She was an older, heavier set Polish girl, but she had mad skills. Let me know if we're thinking of the same person. Actually, she had a technique with her fingers that no other masseuse has ever used on me before or since.

I still need to know if this is the same Alina that worked during that same time period, maybe 2005-2006 and eventually came back a couple of times around 2010. She would leave and go back to Russia quite often for extended periods. She looks a bit like Rose McGowan during her charmed days.

[QUOTE=Pickles13;3281472]Now, if this is the same Vicky I'm thinking of, used to give massages around 2004 or 2005. She was an older, heavier set Polish girl, but she had mad skills. Let me know if we're thinking of the same person. Actually, she had a technique with her fingers that no other masseuse has ever used on me before or since.

I still need to know if this is the same Alina that worked during that same time period, maybe 2005-2006 and eventually came back a couple of times around 2010. She would leave and go back to Russia quite often for extended periods. She looks a bit like Rose McGowan during her charmed days.[/QUOTE]If the same Alina from CT is also working at Maria's, I would recommend her on skills, ease of initiating a finish, but not necessarily her looks. She's more of a plain Jane in the world of EMP's, with eyes that seem sad around the edges. She has longer black hair down to the shoulders, thicker torso without being heavy, and a small c cup at best.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3281902]If the same Alina from CT is also working at Maria's, I would recommend her on skills, ease of initiating a finish, but not necessarily her looks. She's more of a plain Jane in the world of EMP's, with eyes that seem sad around the edges. She has longer black hair down to the shoulders, thicker torso without being heavy, and a small c cup at best.[/QUOTE]But Alina's finish is top notch for the EMP scene. Sure, she's not as pretty as some others (like Inga) but she's not ugly. All you got to do is close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

I try to visit new faces as often as possible, but I'll definitely return for more with Alina.

[QUOTE=Hobbyist256;3282171]But Alina's finish is top notch for the EMP scene. Sure, she's not as pretty as some others (like Inga) but she's not ugly. All you got to do is close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

I try to visit new faces as often as possible, but I'll definitely return for more with Alina.[/QUOTE]The Queen of EMP finishes is a busy lady by her web signature. CT, Maria's and an Outcall Massage service with her name on it. If the public reviews on RM can be believed she may be at CT Mon-Wed and Maria's Th-Fri. With her following it's likely that a walkin is a poor strategy.

Please PM if she accepts text or email from a first timer.

[QUOTE=E2304;3282222]The Queen of EMP finishes is a busy lady by her web signature. CT, Maria's and an Outcall Massage service with her name on it. If the public reviews on RM can be believed she may be at CT Mon-Wed and Maria's Th-Fri. With her following it's likely that a walkin is a poor strategy.

Please PM if she accepts text or email from a first timer.[/QUOTE]Honestly, I just called the. Under for CT and she happened to be working that day. I don't have any personal contact info for her.

[QUOTE=Hobbyist256;3282171]But Alina's finish is top notch for the EMP scene. Sure, she's not as pretty as some others (like Inga) but she's not ugly. All you got to do is close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

I try to visit new faces as often as possible, but I'll definitely return for more with Alina.[/QUOTE]To her credit, she tries to make the session as legitimate as possible and claims to have studied relaxation therapy with an Eastern teacher. I'm not knocking her looks, so much as verifying she isn't comparable to Rose McGowan, per se.

For the best looking EMP masseuse, I'd say Lady D. Galena, from the EMP scene in its heyday over a decade ago, had some of the biggest, prettiest Bambi eyes I've ever seen. Slender, brunette Anna from Olga's Spa (formerly on Arlington Heights Road) still has the most gentle and nurturing touch. Anna the blonde Bulgarian from 3-4 years ago was very sultry, with an almost perfect body when doing nude, private massage from her north burbs condo. Best topless would've been Nata from CT, when she was younger and working at Accurate in Skokie, 15 years ago. Great woman, just much heavier now. She used to let me sit up on the table and enjoy handing the view at the very end.

The worst looking would be Liana / Leena. She looks like Pete Townsend from The Who, in a blonde wig.