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[QUOTE=JumpBalls;1676906]Haven't been getting around much lately. Any BR girls with big naturals still on the scene. I'm only sure about one. These pics with push-ups can fool you. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Well Sarah Jane would be a good one.
[QUOTE=JumpBalls;1676906]Haven't been getting around much lately. Any BR girls with big naturals still on the scene. I'm only sure about one. These pics with push-ups can fool you. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]How big? I'm more into the firm ones, what I call the pre-kid boobs. Jaz is great, but she is an escort. For BR try piper at Durrett, Bella at FV, Gabby in Middletown.
[QUOTE=JumpBalls;1676906]Haven't been getting around much lately. Any BR girls with big naturals still on the scene. I'm only sure about one. These pics with push-ups can fool you. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Sarah Jane is only one I can think of unless Veronica's huge melons are natural. I haven't seen either one yet but plan to see both very soon. Rachel has big naturals but she's older and also a little overweight.
Does anyone have any information on this one?
[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/open-minded-nawty-complete-body-rub-43/4530793[/url]
Her location is perfect for a little lunch time hobbying.
It's been a while, but here are some reviews.
Allie FV. Cute girl, accurate pic, friendly and fun, recommended.
Kendal Bowman. Attractive but not as cute as pic IMHO, okay session, neutral.
Kate FV. Unkept appearance, it's her in pic (maybe I caught her on a bad day?) , not friendly, NOT recommended.
Aiden Bowman. Cute, accurate pic, talkative, okay session, neutral
[QUOTE=CuteCouple;1674021]OMG! She was horrible! First she told us that she was cool with couples. Then she strung us along for 2 days. She finally shows up, the girl in the pictures was the girl that showed up. She begins by telling us what a drug addict she is and asking if we had any party favors. After laughing at our 420, she starts telling us her whole life story and then begins to tell me I could escort and she would be my madame. My husband and I thought she couldn't possibly be serious, but she was. Then when it came time to get down to business, she plays with me a little, won't let my husband touch her, and then gets mad about it. Her body is horrible and sagging everywhere! She may look good in pics, but when she takes her clothes off. Eww. She finds some reason to leave early and I can promise you she won't have a repeat customer here! Beware of this one fellas.[/QUOTE]What you said is definitely true. I did a review on her in NR. This girl is crazy!
[QUOTE=Levi10; 1673683]I guess I now understand what the issue is. Your expectations are far too high and for that you are continually setting yourself up for disappointment which leads to negative reviews. Please allow me to explain, if you think Shanna's appearance is a 6 then brother I'd love to see some of the girls you rate as a 7-10. Furthermore, I question why you decided to stay when you felt her appearance is that low and she told you that she was on the rag. If your response is that you were thinking with your little head then you get a pass. We've all done that. Next, I have never tipped a provider when the service was not top notch. Why did you tip her when you felt this way? Did you feel sorry for her? Please help us understand why you did that because normally if your dissatisfied in any way. There is no tip left. Regardless of above par effort. Something here is not adding up.
Now for criticisms of Shanna. Girl you should have told him that you would be offering a very limited menu due to your womanly cycle when he texted or called you.
On to positives for Shanna:
1) Discounting the session, this was a nice concession given the circumstances,
2) Nice kiss and hug at the door. Nice touch that few providers outside your area offer.
3) BBBJ. Most providers only offer CBJ and the deep-throat is a sure sign this girl was trying.
4) Listening to his direction and making an attempt to follow his BJ instructions albeit not long enough for his liking; you then climb on for what he calls a simulated ride and seem to be having fun yet your panties cause his member some abrasion. Sounds like pretty good effort and that you did exactly as he asked. And that you can't win at this point.
5) Attempted Russian which he says is no good. Given your beautiful titties I can't imagine that.
5) Allowing this session to go way past the agreed upon time and from reading his review it seems as if he had more of a problem with clock watching than you did.
After rethinking this I think there is very little wrong (short of the absence of full disclosure) with this girls performance. More than 90% of providers won't consider seeing you in any fashion for 0. 6. Not even for a rub and tug.
Shanna. If you're reading this please know that I'll see you 50 times out of 50. But please know this. If I show up and your bleeding I'm going to be pissed. Communication is the key here but short of that you're SO and awesome provider.
L10[/QUOTE]Levi10, my experience with Shanna was nothing like yours and it's hard to believe that anyone could have a bad one with her especially with her oral skills.
[QUOTE=Sunycide;1675140]I've heard this story before.[/QUOTE]Amen! I wonder if it'll get taken down, like the one in which every girl was insulted.
[QUOTE=Crashdog;1677231]Amen! I wonder if it'll get taken down, like the one in which every girl was insulted.[/QUOTE]I have NEVER in my time here insulted any girl (except Mercedes Renee). Even ones I had a bad session with where I did not particularly leave happy, I was nothign but cordial on here when I reviewed them, and there were a couple I could have really blown up if I wanted too. But I'm simply not that guy. Also, I've never had a post taken down. Only 3 of mine were ever removed, all of them were by my request, either cause someone I knew requested me to for one reason or another, or because I might very well have said too much.
So I would kindly ask you to not speak of things one doesn't know. And to go with what Zomby said, seriously dude, just put me on ignore if you are going to say something about every post I make, (Big did it, you can too) there you go, problem solved. See how easy that was?
[QUOTE=Cloud Strife; 1677277]I have NEVER in my time here insulted any girl (except Mercedes Renee). Even ones I had a bad session with where I did not particularly leave happy, I was nothign but cordial on here when I reviewed them, and there were a couple I could have really blown up if I wanted too. But I'm simply not that guy. Also, I've never had a post taken down. Only 3 of mine were ever removed, all of them were by my request, either cause someone I knew requested me to for one reason or another, or because I might very well have said too much.
So I would kindly ask you to not speak of things one doesn't know. And to go with what Zomby said, seriously dude, just put me on ignore if you are going to say something about every post I make, (Big did it, you can too) there you go, problem solved. See how easy that was?[/QUOTE]I did what? I like your reviews, but dude, give some of these girls a break. Some have told me, note however that was a few months ago, that you try to find and friend them on FB, hang around too long after a session, show up at there other places of employment. Give them their space and let them have a life outside of the business. And, please understand that this is just a business, not a way of life for these girls, they already have friend and did not get into this for new friends, they got in to it for your money. Now, there is nothing wrong with being friendly, but know your boundaries. .
[QUOTE=Louky9203;1675912]You need to stay away from " Sarah Jane " she is alot crazy and very fat to boot not a fun time at all.[/QUOTE]I think everyone has seen thru the bs of this post as a ploy for revenge or what not, if anyone is on the fence about SJ pm for details. She is a top notch BR girl with extras
I'm not saying this would be my last post (cry more) just that this might be my last time I speak of the girls from a fresh perspective in this way. And yet even as I try to leave, there are new girls that I've seen (not in session, but seen) that I really would like to spend some time with. The hobby puts damn shackles on you, and makes it harder than you think to leave.
So, as the saying goes, I hit them all, at least all the ones left that I wanted to see when I said in November I wanted to wind down. The only 2 I missed on my bucket list were Brandy (to see again) and Tara. Both of which I even said when I made that list would more than likely be impossible. In 4 years, the only girl I ever wanted to see I missed, was Tara. I'd pay just about anything to see her one time, but from info I've heard from people on the board, as well as someone else who was pretty close to her, that would be really unlikely. And so now I forgo my bi monthly rankings in place of a "all time" ranking. Usually I only name girls currenlty in the hobby, cause otherwise what is the point. I will eschew that for this post, for obvious reasons. I will not put the names of a certain few individuals, (for varying reasons) as well as most of Ivan's girls (for fines). People are free to PM me on that, but I will tell you that some of the names on here I just will not say, hell, enough of you will know anyway. Now then. On to the all time rankings and other such minutia of my hobbying. Feel free to use this post for anything you see fit. As always, YMMV, and these were really good dreams.
Escort overall ranking.
I kinda figured this one would be the hardest to do of all (it was, but others were pretty close). Overall escorting, so looks, personality, price, ease of contact, skills, chemistry with me, everything combined here. (This is just official escorts, if you were a body rub girl who saw me in an outcall session, that won't be here, I'll keep those between us, but know that if I was counting those, they would take up half of this top 10, including spot #1)
1 Lindsey. At the end of the day, it simply came down to this, she is more of a dynamo then her sister, less expensive (by miles) then Julia / Julie, at least 78 miles closer than Brittany or Crissy and I have seen her way more than CBE, heck, I've seen her the most out of all these girls by far, so I think that is probably why my sessions with her have always been so amazing, we talk and have a repoire with one another because I've seen her so much. It doesn't hurt that she is not outrun by a great length in ANY category by those other girls, and I would personally argue that by the slimmest of margins she is the most attractive of them too. This is what I'm assuming choosing a favorite child is like for difficulty.
2 Crissy (Cincinnati).
3 Brittany (Lexington). If these two girls were in Louisville, they might very well have been #1 and #2, don't know for sure. Brittany was by the narrowest of margins more talented, but edge goes to Crissy because I got on slightly better with her than Brittany.
4 Kelli.
5 CBE. I think at the end of the day (for things in the top 5 anyway, there were some like 8 and 9 and lower down more difficult to choose, but not the apex girls) this was the single hardest choice in the whole myriad of lists for me. I don't even know what the tipping point for Kelli really was, I honest to god may have subconciously flipped a coin in my head, but it might just be that Kelli is closer.
6 Julia / Julie. I am really curious how far she would have been with normal rates? Would she be #1? Don't know, but it is certainly possible. As it is her rates are straight outrageous, but I still say everyone should bite the bullet and see her once.
7 Angel. I may be the only guy in the country that ever reviewed her that did not have her in at least his top 6, right? I loved my time with Angel, she was gorgeous, all into me during our time, and very talented, I just felt she lacked somethign the previous 6 did, I don't know what it was, and I'm not attacking her, there is a reason she is among the best reviewed escorts in the country, I just liked the others better. Still, it was an outstanding time, and if you have never had the pleasure of her company, it is certainly something I'd recommend.
8. Molly / Paris.
9 Tia (Lexington)
10 Sapphire (from West Virginia, was visiting here)
Bodyrub overall ranking.
1 The best ever.
2 The one I won't name. Just know there was never any debate whatsoever in these placements. They were always going to be the top 2, and in that order.
3 Chloe.
4 M.
5 Alexa I knew these were 3-5, but they were hard as hell to choose who went where, all stunners, all very talented.
6 Molly.
7 Kate.
8 Brandy.
9 Jenny.
10 Julie 6-10 was impossible both for order, and who I had to leave out, there are 3 others that have a legit argument they should be there, but I only had 10 spots.
Girls whose pics did them no justice at all.
1 The best ever.
2 Krista
3 Victoria (Bowman)
4 The one I won't name.
5 CBE Most of these (especially the top 2) already looked out of this world in their pics, but you just don't have a clue till you see them in person.
Best FS ever.
1 Brittany.
2 Lindsey.
3 The one I won't name.
4 Crissy.
5 Julie.
Best BJ ever.
1 Crissy.
2 Brittany Shame they don't live in Louisville, Crissy went over Brittany here because of CIM.
3 Julie.
4 Chloe.
5 Addie.
Best HJ ever.
1 Brandy no debate here.
2 Alexa.
3 the best ever.
4 Randi.
5 Chelsey.
Best tasting.
1 The best ever.
2 Lindsey.
3 the one I won't name.
4 Chloe.
5 Rachel.
Most I ever payed for a session.
1 1, 200 to Julie for 7 or 8 hours.
2 500 outcall session 1 to the best ever for 5 or 6 hours.
3 400 outcall session 2 to the best ever for 4 or 5 hours.
4 350 to the twins for an hour and a half or so.
5 292 to the one I won't name.
Most I ever tried to offer.
1 10, 000 Best ever.
2 5, 000 best ever.
3 3, 000 best ever.
4 2, 000 best ever same time, escalating up.
5 1, 700 to M. Shame it doesn't to go 6, which is literally less than 1/6 of that one.
Best individual sessions I ever had. (non massage parlor)
1 Threesome with 2 best friends enjoying each other.
2 Threesome with the twins.
3 Threesome with 2 different best friends not enjoying each other.
4 1st outcall with best ever.
5 Crissy.
Best individual sessions I ever had massage parlor.
1 4 hand with the twins.
2 1st session with Kate.
3 4th session with the one I won't name.
4 Double session I had with the best ever.
5 final massage session I had with the one I won't name.
Girls I never got to see that I wanted to.
1 Tara.
2 Destiny.
3 Brielle.
4 Goddess Hailey.
5 Piper.
Tightest box.
1 Brittany
2 Crissy Move to Louisville please.
3 Chloe.
4 Julie.
5 The one I won't name.
6 A girl from FV.
7 Jamie Lynn.
8 Molly.
9 Amy Marie.
10 Tia.
Moments that made my nerd boner explode.
1 My phone ringing with the ringtone being the "Final Fantasy VII Victory fanfare" right as I was being finished by Alexa one time. Best timing ever, awesome.
2 Chloe getting the Mudkip and Charmander Pokemon tattoos she has.
3 Booking a reservation as Cloud Strife and her fake name for one of the dates I had with one of the girls. I knew she'd get a kick out of it, and no one in the world else would know what it meant.
4 Anytime any girl knew who that guy was on my home screen on my phone, again, it was Cloud Strife.
5 One of the stadium girls recognizing the 3 huge gold Triangles on my shirt as the TriForce from the Legend of Zelda.
Things I was wrong about.
1 Ivan as a whole. Dead wrong actually, and I retract just about everything I ever said about him.
2 Every girl has a price for everything. While still mostly true, it is not 100% fact.
3 That it would be impossible to fall for one of them given their job. Well, it happened once, so that wasn't right.
4 It feels basically the same covered or uncovered. Yeah, no.
5 Given what they do for a living, all these girls are going to be loose as hell. Again, no.
Girls that if they returned I would most certainly come back, or at least make a pit stop for.
1 Tara.
2 The best ever.
3 the one I won't name.
4 Brandy.
5 Chloe.
Girls I would have loved to have done more with (than I did)
1 The best ever.
2 M.
3 Alexa.
4 Chelsey.
5 Randi.
Most sessions (place)
1 Fern Valley (Ivan) As I joked about with one of the girls I was talking to as I was there yesterday when they asked if Ihad been there 200 times, if not yet, it was getting close.
2 Stadium. Probably in the 70 or so range.
3 Fern Valley Instant Relax. 30+
4 Bowman. About 20 or so, give or take.
5 Carla's and 1501. Close to 15.
Most sessions (girl)
1 The best ever. Over 50.
2 Brandy 25 or so.
3 The one I won't name 20 or so.
4 Chloe around 15.
5 Alexa and Lindsey Probably 8 to 12.
Best boobs (natural)
1 The best ever. Just slaughters everyone else here.
2 CBE.
3 M.
4 Chloe
5 Crissy.
Best boobs (man made)
1 Kelli.
2 Ginger.
3 Hailey Baby.
Best derierre.
1 The best ever.
2 Jazz.
3 M.
4 Brittany.
5 Blue.
Best face.
1 The one I won't name.
2 Krista.
3 Addie.
4 Angel.
5 Alexa.
Best body.
1 The best ever.
2 Amy Marie.
3 CBE.
4 Chloe.
5 Kelli and Lindsey (literally my only cop out on this whole list, and I think it fair since they are identical twins)
And finally, the best looking period.
1 The one I won't name.
2 The best ever.
3 Krista
4 Lindsey
5 Kelli Brunette suits Lindsey better, that was how I chose this.
6 M.
7 Amy Marie.
8 Brittany.
9 CBE.
10 Chloe.
The only other things I was even able to think about was youngest (probably a 5 way tie for 18) and oldest, and I don't know their ages, so.
Yeah, that's all, as always if you have anything, Senior and Contributing members can PM. I don't even know what else I could put.
Why does enter screw up your margins?
Can sommeone tell me about think her name is Lena lmt massage. I know she had reviews.
I just wanted to give props to cooperman for his recommendation of Brandy she is an excellent provider and I have nothing more to add that he hasn't said already. Recently I also had a meeting with Faith / Hope Fuckedhard She was fantastic as well. Any questions give me a PM.
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