Sometimes it just isn't your day
I am sure everyone has had a similar day like I've had today. USASG Classifieds and BP both failed me terribly. I started off the day by making plans with MissVictoria (a few hours in advance). We were set for 1 pm and after multiple texts prior, the agreement was that I would text her when I got close to the exit. Of course I shot her a text when I started to head her way. Didn't get anything back but figured it was all good and would text her again upon reaching the exit. Well. After about an hour of crickets I decided this wasnt going to happen. At least I got to grab a few things I didn't need at Jungle Jims! [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...ng-a-man-.html.[/URL].
I was almost back to the office but decided to hit up BP really quick just to see if anything looked tempting. I unfortunetly ran accoss Jess's ad. Her pictures looked cute and I recognized her from being in the hobby and just never paid her a visit. Now if you read the reviews she listed of herself you would expect to walk in her room and at the very least get some cranium and possibly some K9 action. Right? Well boy was I wrong. I walked in (cute girl / bad teeth) answered in a bra and panties. I was thinking "this will be fun" and then reality set in. First off she was on the phone with her bf about half of the time. She spent about 5 minutes in the bathroom while I stood by the bed in my bday suit (awkward). When she came out she still had on the bra and panties. She asked me to lay face down on the bed so she could start off with a light massage. I thought this was a nice change of pace. After about 10 minutes she said to flip over. I obeyed. Then she squirted some oil on my junk and started a lack luster hand job. 1 mineute into it her phone rang and she answered it. Picture this. Expecting full service fun and instead getting a half ass hand job while the girl is talking to her bf on the phone. I reached for her kitty and she stopped my hand and said with a serious face "you cannot touch me there at all". At this point I was wishing this was all a bad dream. All said and done. I walked out covered in wallmart baby oil and balls still very much full of pimp juice. Please please please make sure if you plan on seeing this girl, you discuss the do's and don'ts as soon as you enter the room. I should have done some more homework as well. Live and learn. It could always be worse! http://cincinnati.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/sweet-sexy-and-young/34589548
Stay safe out there men.