Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6310545]I'm honestly surprised Salma is still there. I never got the impression she liked the job. I figured she was just there to meet someone who has money and is willing to take her away. She seemed to have a low opinion of the business and the girls who do anything beyond L1. And she bragged about how much money guys offered her for sex and she always turned it down.

The furthest I ever got with her beyond L1 was dry humping which led to some DFK. She actually came, and after that she never let me do that with her again. It was like she crossed some line she set for herself and got mad about it.

Natalie is my favorite new girl there.[/QUOTE]I don't remember any discussion of Natalie previously. From her pics she looks like she would be a wild one and open to getting kinky / freaky / wild, what's the scoop? Pics accurate?

Emma was terrible for me.

She was cute. We agree on it she started with good L1/2 and everything went down hill from there. She poured the whole bottle of lube on herself. I didn't feel anything it was a waste of my time and money. She definitely has some miles on her.

BTW. I'M NOT SMALL DOWN UNDER.

SHE WAS JUST LOOSELY GOOSEY.

I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6311330]Princess is a great place for an above average massage and guaranteed jerk. Almost never ask for $ up front.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Elpatron;6312332]I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1

.[/QUOTE]I really miss the days of Maggie (the owner) doing massage. Hot damn, we had some great times.

[QUOTE=Biliator;6312352]I really miss the days of Maggie (the owner) doing massage. Hot damn, we had some great times.[/QUOTE]Yeah Maggie was the best, so much fun!! I have heard if you get lucky and she happens to be there checking on the girls she will still see a few guys. I have not been that lucky though.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;6311356]I don't remember any discussion of Natalie previously. From her pics she looks like she would be a wild one and open to getting kinky / freaky / wild, what's the scoop? Pics accurate?[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2880-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6215920&viewfull=1[/URL]#post6215920.

I haven't seen her lately so no idea if her menu has changed.

[QUOTE=Elpatron;6312332]I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1.[/QUOTE]I know there's one that is Latina and one that is mostly Thai. Which is the princess spa in question?

[QUOTE=Elpatron;6312332]I'd have tried Sofia, Kelly, Lisa, Lisa is better looking then the other two but over all great service they never had ask me for any money upfront awesome massage only hjob or L1.[/QUOTE]How was Lisa's massage / teasing / HJ? I recently had Sophia, and she had me up on all fours while stroking and fingering my ass. Quite an experience.

I found Kelly very lackluster. Below average massage and very mechanical HJ.

[QUOTE=Roonie123;6312537]I know there's one that is Latina and one that is mostly Thai. Which is the princess spa in question?[/QUOTE]The Asian one on Milwaukee.

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6312372]Yeah Maggie was the best, so much fun!! I have heard if you get lucky and she happens to be there checking on the girls she will still see a few guys. I have not been that lucky though.[/QUOTE]Maggie was great! I have seen Kelly and Sofia. Kelly is good, but did not connect with her. Sofia was great, seen her a few times. Not only get a really good massage and stretch, she has a great touch, sensual and erotic.

[QUOTE=Jason1987;6312744]The Asian one on Milwaukee.[/QUOTE]Just wanted to add that I went to the one on Belmont recently and saw Alice, young Thai girl. Nice massage and finish, pleasant experience.

[QUOTE=Jason1987;6312744]The Asian one on Milwaukee.[/QUOTE]They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.

So do they not exist or they aren't any in Chicago?

[QUOTE=NoHorni;6313302]So do they not exist or they aren't any in Chicago?[/QUOTE]Search massage keyword on Tryst for girls that do milking tables.

I will be traveling to Chicago soon and not very familiar with the area. Wondering if there are any good MPs in the University Village / South Loop / Chinatown area? I'd rather not drive too far from the area so I'm hoping I get lucky.

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Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?

Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.

It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.

[QUOTE=Walker333;6312887]They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.[/QUOTE]For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;6314104]For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.[/QUOTE]Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.

[QUOTE=GeorgeL;6313630]I will be traveling to Chicago soon and not very familiar with the area. Wondering if there are any good MPs in the University Village / South Loop / Chinatown area? I'd rather not drive too far from the area so I'm hoping I get lucky.[/QUOTE]Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6314200]Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.[/QUOTE]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6314270]Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6314462]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.[/QUOTE]Any idea on how to find her?

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6314538]Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.[/QUOTE]Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.

But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6314815]Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.

But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.[/QUOTE]Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent !

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6313807][URL]Chicagobodyrubs.com[/URL]

Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?

Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.

It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.[/QUOTE]Good Intel. She sounds no different than Elena or Zara. And Claudia if you are reading this'll, come kick it with us! You are not breaching client / provider service. Your no damn social worker. No shame in your game. Tack at worse with your self promo under fake alias.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6314200]Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.[/QUOTE]Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.

[QUOTE=Walker333;6312887]They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.[/QUOTE]A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;6314104]For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.[/QUOTE]Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6314462]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.[/QUOTE]Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up!

Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.

Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.

As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6315058]Agree that Princess was at it's best pre-Covid. Maggie was great but there were a few other gems. When they first opened about 5-6 years ago they had this "too much ass in dem pants" Thai chick that was hot. Forgot her name, began with an M I believe, but her ass was true J Lo. Always considered myself a boob guy but she had me rethinking that. She was (almost) always L1 but had no problem dropping them pants and unleashing that ass. She would bend over and perk it up so you could admire while playing with her cooch. On one of her last days before going back to Thailand I guess, she finally went L3. Though I had gone late night, after a night of drinks and it wasn't as great as possible, regretful. Grace was another dime Thai chick who was playful but moved onto Lang and become much more reserved I hear. As far as the black girl, Amber as she was called, I had a strong feeling that was Karly. Haven't seen her at Ozone but did at Princess a couple times. The freakyness is what lead me to believe that, could totally see her being "the Anal Queen. " My 1st session with her, she came off as very professional though looking back I think it was a show for the other providers, to keep UTR. Anyways, she started teasing, I reach for her ass and she knew I was game. She tells me to sit up, move to the edge of the table and starts BBBJ! Completely unprompted! As she's sucking away she's telling me she wants me to cum on her face. What a freak, hahaha. My other session was almost as good but that first session was quite memorable.

A couple recent visits, though more scoping it out rather than having sessions and it seem to be mostly Thai.

Between the 2 locations past and present, I can only think of 2 MTs that were Chinese, with the rest being Thai, except of course for the Allstar. Maybe just bad luck of the draw? Then again, I don't frequent nearly as often as the talent and extras has fallen off in the past few years.

Wonder which girl this is? If it's the J Lo doppelganger, sign me up![/QUOTE]An Asian Jlo 🤔? What's next an Eskimo Beyonce? A Black Barbara Streisand? A thin Lizzo?

[QUOTE=SideTalker;6315170]Sophie at princess / milwaukee is back in Thailand till August. Loved her ass-teasing massages. If anyone has similar recommendations that would be great.

Rest of the lineup at princess is Chinese as far as I can tell and ok / solid. L1 available but relatively average otherwise.

As already discussed don't drive there, zero parking in all of west river.[/QUOTE]I believe your incorrect. Kelly, Zoe and Lisa are all Thai at Milwaukee.

And kimberly, Alice, Jenny all Thai at Belmont. Kimberly at Belmont is older maybe 40's but gives a pretty good massage. I stated before limited menu L1.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6314462]My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.[/QUOTE]What girl is this anyway? And what's her info? Dm me please.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6314872]I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner.[/QUOTE]Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6315448]Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.[/QUOTE]Fit312 - I would 💯 agree with you Kelly doesn't do drugs. She is one of the best.

In the biz and cool lady.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6314872]Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent ![/QUOTE]West River Spa.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6315541]West River Spa.[/QUOTE]I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!!

[QUOTE=Fit312;6315448]Hate to be a white knight, but I know Kelly fairly well and that seems extremely unlikely.[/QUOTE]LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the waters

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6315572]I'm confused. Is this the Kelly from S&L? I know JUJU from S&L is now at west river. Did Kelly also go there?? BTW JUJU is older but is pretty awesome!![/QUOTE]The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.

As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.

Heard Tina was there but she was busy at the time so elected for the usual lady there. Massage is. Decent with standard L1, cradling the balls and such. No other extras to speak of and I've been to the place a few times never got more than otc toughing not that I really wanted more sooo YMMV but I doubt you get more than that with the front lady. Will have to go back as I've heard good things. Side note: any of why'all speak Chinese? Cause the language barrier really gets in the way at times and I feel learning the language would make my communication and time at these places better. Would love input on this theory.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6315692]LOL. Come on bro no need for that millennian he said / she said manosphere terms like "White knight " . Plus I didn't believe that either but rubmaps comments are like shit posters from 4 chan. I remember they had a debate about illegal immigration in the spas and they felt" un American" for giving money to welfare suckers and tax dodgers. The audacity and lack of self awareness . Then again could of been just a troll testing the waters[/QUOTE]I was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.

I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

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[QUOTE=SignerJeff;6315918]I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn[/URL][/QUOTE]How much roaming did she allow? Accurate pics? Hand finish for the 2 plus bills?