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[QUOTE=Drake123;2636515]What's her place like along with the neighborhood? I've been meaning to visit but haven't read much reviews on her so it's kind of keeping me from setting up an appointment.[/QUOTE]Why bother visiting. All you're going to get is a fully draped, non-sensual, therapeutic rub. Might as well go to your closest Massage Envy location. It passes me off that she posts pics that imply something inconsistent with what you're going to get. The only thing I'll give her about her ad is that she outright tells you that you're not going to get what most of us are looking for on this board. At least she's honest about it.

[QUOTE=Streethunter;2636463][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-week-marvelous-feelings-with-amazing-as-angel-leaving-happy-always-247/14319033[/URL]

Anyone seen her? Prostate massage good?[/QUOTE]I've had them and if you want to nut fast, have one; like I used to when I was 16 yo. I used to see a gal, who went away for a few years (jail) in another town, and she would reach up my with her fingers, stroke that P gland, and I'd bust a nut every time; real fast. It felt tremendous, as all nuts do, but once she spittled her fingers and hit that gland, I was done. So, I held off letting her work that magic for 45-50 minutes of other activities, and then to the finish.

She only did the prostate massage a few times, because I prefer finishing mish; fucking hard like I was 16 yo again. She also used to rim me. Now this is an activity that I love, and must be tried by all, IMO. I am amazed how many gals will rim me. The key is to be hygienically clean as a whistle. So, you really need to take them to a hotel suite, as I do, and everyone gets real clean before the butt licking starts.

I never returned the favor of ass-licking. No, I prefer to let them do it. It gets me teenage hard for the coital activities. Oh yeah! Be safe and good hunting. MW.

[QUOTE=Drake123;2636515]What's her place like along with the neighborhood? I've been meaning to visit but haven't read much reviews on her so it's kind of keeping me from setting up an appointment.[/QUOTE]Very nice neighborhood near Catalpa and Woodward. Dedicated room, very clean. Street parking. As good as it gets.

[QUOTE=Belkinator;2636175]I'm a long time lurker. This is my first post so go easy on me.

I had a dream that I was in town last weekend and was interested in what was available on this side of the state. So I came across that ad. She was kind of hard to get a hold of. She finally gave me the location to a 2 star motel. I ended up waiting around for another hour. I know most people would have left, but since I'm a patient person, I stayed. This motel is a hot spot, I noticed a lot of cars were coming and going, and it was late at night too. She then finally gave me her room number and the ok to head up. Pictures were accurate. Chatted for a bit then got into action. CBJ for a bit, then onto CFS. Started off with CG and then went onto mish. Wanted to do doggie, but she says its only for regulars because of a bad experience. 3 visits to become a regular. Okay. So I just went mish and finished up. Damage was. 8 hh. I just think that spot was way too hot. Or maybe that's just the way things run down there? I'm originally from Grand Rapids so I don't know. I would repeat if it were a different location.[/QUOTE]Ok what's with the MLK-like "I had a dream" line? I see a few members do this. Is it in case the Feds decide to bust a free post site, track everyone down via their anonymous email addresses and arrest them because they said they saw a provider? "Sir do you post online as Captain Spoogemeister? You're under arrest for saying you saw a prostitute."

"Tough luck gumshoe! I only DREAMT that I saw a prostitute! Now beat it flatfoot!"

Or do they have a snooping spouse that they have convinced this is a fantasy creative writing site? "No honey! I swear I didn't bang a hooker in the minivan after I dropped Billy off at soccer practice! It's only fantasy fiction! Billy just spilled his Gogurt on the seat getting out!

If I have a dream it ain't going to be about a Detroit BP provider offering short stay specials. It's going to take place in a high roller suite in Vegas with contortionists and twins (possibly Siamese) and a midget...

[QUOTE=Fun734;2636738]Ok what's with the MLK-like "I had a dream" line? I see a few members do this. Is it in case the Feds decide to bust a free post site, track everyone down via their anonymous email addresses and arrest them because they said they saw a provider? "Sir do you post online as Captain Spoogemeister? You're under arrest for saying you saw a prostitute."

Or do they have a snooping spouse that they have convinced this is a fantasy creative writing site? "No honey! I swear I didn't bang a hooker in the minivan after I dropped Billy off at soccer practice! It's only fantasy fiction! Billy just spilled his Gogurt on the seat getting out!

If I have a dream it ain't going to be about a Detroit BP provider offering short stay specials. It's going to take place in a high roller suite in Vegas with contortionists and twins (possibly Siamese) and a midget...[/QUOTE]Bucket list stuff. I once saw a BP Ad but midget providers are few and far between. Help me guys.

[QUOTE=Fun734;2636738]Ok what's with the MLK-like "I had a dream" line? I see a few members do this. Is it in case the Feds decide to bust a free post site, track everyone down via their anonymous email addresses and arrest them because they said they saw a provider? "Sir do you post online as Captain Spoogemeister? You're under arrest for saying you saw a prostitute."

"Tough luck gumshoe! I only DREAMT that I saw a prostitute! Now beat it flatfoot!"

Or do they have a snooping spouse that they have convinced this is a fantasy creative writing site? "No honey! I swear I didn't bang a hooker in the minivan after I dropped Billy off at soccer practice! It's only fantasy fiction! Billy just spilled his Gogurt on the seat getting out!

If I have a dream it ain't going to be about a Detroit BP provider offering short stay specials. It's going to take place in a high roller suite in Vegas with contortionists and twins (possibly Siamese) and a midget...[/QUOTE]I really liked the gogurt line.

[QUOTE=OdysseusMI;2636489]BP doesn't charge the gals to post ads any longer, or so has been reported by others on here. So, no charge means they get to flood the page with their ad over and over. This only lends to the frustration many of us may have while browsing BP looking for that elusive spinner who isn't a cheat or scam artist. I'm sure an advertising specialist could explain the psychology behind seeing an ad over and over: maybe the more you see an ad the more you are going to want a date with a beached manatee?[/QUOTE]Ok, it sounds like good service to offer free posts but BP should set a limit on the number of posts from a single person in one day. IMHO.

Be safe.

Dd.

[QUOTE=BbLover;2629178]Saw her a week ago for half hr for 85, looks exactly like her pics & gets into the date, with lots of dirty talk, she def knows how to turn a guy on and make you nut faster. Did BBBJ, dfk, mish. Def repeat in my book.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/highly-reviewed-elite-big-booty-blonde-yes-im-real-no-bait-and-switch/18542809[/URL][/QUOTE]BB, Thanks for sharing this lovely playmate. The experience is exactly like you described. Damn, that ass is beautiful. Yummy too. Your reports are real and the intel is much appreciated. Although I felt a little rushed, it did not take long to bust after munching on that delicious cvnt and having that big booty in my face. She is a sweetheart though. Treat this one good, fellas. I will be repeating. It is good to know that we still have good, credible members on this site who are willing to TOFTT and share their knowledge with the rest. Be safe out there, brother.

Dd.

[QUOTE=DoubleDribble;2636794]Ok, it sounds like good service to offer free posts but BP should set a limit on the number of posts from a single person in one day. IMHO.

Be safe.

Dd.[/QUOTE]They'd just register multiple accounts and keep spamming. What I don't get is posting one after another. I have literally seen ads for the same "stallion" one on top of the other. Of course if they don't know stallions are male what can we really expect?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/short-petite-and-sweet/20786106[/URL]

Has anyone seen this lady before? I cannot see her posts or reviews anywhere else. Thank you!

[QUOTE=BattMann;2635664]She's added a new picture to her ad today. I wonder if the menu has changed?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-massage-starting-at-4500book-quickly/19439702[/URL][/QUOTE]The new picture (with her topless laying stomach down on the massage table) was removed from the ad when she reposted today. Maybe she reads the board and realized it might be a little over the line if she doesn't intend do deliver the goods.

[QUOTE=ArmySexy77;2630541][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tattooed-and-beautiful-6080160-specials/20609360[/URL]

For one this provider cut and paste the title from Starr's SEPT 14 ad, second I googled the number and it led to links to a much different and older woman.[/QUOTE]Was wondering if anyone has had a dream with this one? She looks nice.

Has anyone see her yet?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-fk-i-do-magicshe-it/19221629[/URL]

Really curious about her.

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[QUOTE=BusHunter69;2637369]Was wondering if anyone has had a dream with this one? She looks nice.[/QUOTE]Help me out here. What's with the "dream" stuff?