Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5119423]Parked behind a building with a SW. A white female cop pulled in and popped my rod from SW's mouth! Flashlight to my face and heard a stern voice yelling," WTF are you doing here" "I'm trying to cum and if you were a minute later I wud have"! "Oh! A smart ass here I see! GTFO of the car, asshole" My cock was hanging out of the zipper. Cop put the light to it and said," Put your cock back in your pants, asshole" A black female cop looked on and said," Damn! You're bigger than the brutha's" She tended back to the hooker and the white cop ordered," Turn around! Put your hands on the hood and spread your legs! You get anything sharp that can stick or stab me"? I told her "Yes" and she asked," What"? I told her your hand's squeezing it"!

She let me off the hook! I pulled into my driveway, turned my car off and laminated my windshield! I reached in my pocket for a tissue and found a piece of paper with a phone # in it and a message saying," Call me if you know what's good for you"!

I called her and she answered," Is this the b*tch I pulled over behind the building" I mumbled, "Yes". "Meet me at this place and don't be late" I walked into a corner bar and there she was. She was wearing a black leather jacket with a casual sweater, tight fitting denims and biker boots. She looked tough but ready to be ridden! I was nervous but a bit excited as evidenced by my bulge down the right side of my thigh. "At least you could've had the decency to change your pants before meeting me" she barked. A couple of burly guys came over and introduced themselves. One scanned me enviously and asked who I was. She said," He's my cousin from San Francisco". He said (with a fake lisp) "Ohhhh? What's your name"? I said," Gaylord, but you can call me Gay for short". They laughed. I passed the trust test. I asked her who they were. She said they were fellow cops. We were in a cop bar. He patted her on the shoulder and said their goodbyes. I asked the date status and she said she fucked him but he was a little short in the meat department. The guy's 6'5" and he's short-stacked?? Go figure!!

We finished our drinks and headed out the door. The burly cop lisped," Bye Sweetie"! I turned around and blew him a kiss. The whole bar cracked up!! We got in my car where she unzipped my pants. "You cum before we get home and I'll cite you for disorderly conduct" I'm glad I jerked off before I met her. Her mouth was warm, soft lips and a velvety smooth tongue! Ten minutes later we pulled into her garage. Thankfully I maintained my composure, but she complained about my pre-cum being salty. "This is why I don't like giving oral sex to guys", she moaned! I asked if she was bi-sexual. She said," This tongue was meant for pussy" I told her mine was too!! She said," You won't be eating my pussy tonight, dear"!

We got inside her place and she told me to strip down to my shorts. She went to her bedroom and came out with a bright red teddy. "Put this on", she demanded! I said," WTF"! She said," I got you by the balls literally and figuratively! I'll be back in five minutes and lose the hard-on" I somehow went limp and donned on the nightie. She came back out wearing a black leather dom outfit with spiked boots and her bigger than average pink nipples poking out thru her boustierre! She told me to turn around and bend over. "whack"! I felt the heat of a leather whip!

2 b cont.[/QUOTE]Nice story.

[QUOTE=HellCat2018;5117477]Yep, reasonable suspicion that a crime has been, or will be committed. If they see you talking to a known SW, they grab you. That is the chicago way.[/QUOTE]Royko had a story way back when about a guy who apparently made a wisecrack to a male cop dressed in drag on Rush Street pretending to be a hooker and got arrested for his troubles.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5117411]This the point. Everyone has different experiences. Part of the reason is that cops are different. There are crusaders out there who want to get rid of prostitution. There are cops who believe it is a waste of time and paperwork when there is much more serious shit occurring on the streets. The point is whether or not it is worth the risk. Yes, you may very well be the lucky one that gets off with a lecture and a warning. You might also be the one that ends up behind bars with thousands in legal costs and word getting back to wife, family, friends, boss, etc. Who here is volunteering to be guinea pigs and find out? The best strategy is still not to get caught. Ever since I joined this forum, there have been tips offered on what and what not to do. One is not to discuss sex if she won't get in the car. To refresh memories, I originally started this discussion by describing a pickup I didn't make because she wouldn't get in the car and there were occupied city trucks across the street. I don't know for sure it was a sting. I say why take the chance. There is more than one girl in the streets of Chicago and if tonight is not the night tomorrow might be. That's my view. If there are those here that wish to be riskier in their behavior, go for it. Don't call me for bail or a loan to retrieve your car.[/QUOTE]Ump. Nothing you said I disagree with buddy.

[QUOTE=DWill;5123572]Ump. Nothing you said I disagree with buddy.[/QUOTE]I've had a few narrow escapes, rule #1 NEVER talk through the window, the only thing you say is would you like a ride?

Another word of advice, in my opinion, the talent has gotten low, back in the day, pre H, pre Covid, you could scoop a 9 or 10. These days? You guys remember, the hot college girl paying rent, the single mom getting present money, ugh those were the days, everyones happy, everyone's clean and safe. Today? A 10? No way not likely, and if they start that hot they're 5's in a month. These streets are a lot harder than they were 5-10 years a go. So, as it has been stated over an over IF it looks too good to be true it is. Circle the block, if she's stuck to a corner, she's a citizen or a decoy. ESPECIALLY if she's not alone, 2 of them stuck to a corner, waving and smiling, but won't come around a corner to a dark alley for the pick up is definitely going to get at the minimum some recon from me or a hard pass.

Like Ump said, if tonight's not the night its not the night.

Stay safe!

JVD.

While you guys are discussing LEO tactics my friend ran into a BSW out west that he hit before and scooped her up this time and blew her back out at one of his usual spots. He wanted to use his small suv but his luck the battery died out the blue so he was forced to use his newer smaller car to handle his business.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5125127]While you guys are discussing LEO tactics my friend ran into a BSW out west that he hit before and scooped her up this time and blew her back out at one of his usual spots. He wanted to use his small suv but his luck the battery died out the blue so he was forced to use his newer smaller car to handle his business.[/QUOTE]Yes, we do discuss tactics. I see no problem with this. Yes, we wish everyone to find sex and report it. We also want as few as our fellow mongers as possible to get caught. Reading this forum helped me get started a long time ago. I t helped me with where to look and what not to do. I still to this day learn new things. I appreciate my fellow mongers warning me where the hot spots are and things to be aware of. Furthermore, administration places no limit of which I am aware on the number of posts that can be made. This means there is plenty of room for anything mongers fell is either interesting or needed. Anything someone doesn't want to read is not required reading. Skip over it. Another point is that there simply are not as many active reports as their used to be. I can remember the days when one day would fill several pages. Now there are entire days when there are no reports at all, much less sightings. So I don't think we are about to run out of room from people talking about LEO.

I was talking about stings where they have to bring in mongers. Regular cops will try to scare you, but could give a shit unless their captain is up their ass. Even then, they pick and choose who goes in. Treat them with respect and drive away most of the time. They like citizens and hate scumbags.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5114508]My friend told me how he's been caught talking to women out his car on more than 1 occasion over the years. He got a small lecture and then told to leave the area. This is his experience though so YMMV.

My friend is more of a risk taker than some of the guys on here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fit312;5122777]Royko had a story way back when about a guy who apparently made a wisecrack to a male cop dressed in drag on Rush Street pretending to be a hooker and got arrested for his troubles.[/QUOTE]Royko was great! Makes me want to launch into one of my "those were the good old days" rants. But I'll spare you all that.

[QUOTE=Adelita;5122769]Nice story.[/QUOTE]It's like running into that drunk guy in the bar who won't stop talking and who's completely full of shit, but sometimes it's entertaining shit. But here he's easier to get away from.

BTW, since he's bringing back the Penthouse Forum days, isn't it about time to feature an amputee chick?

[QUOTE=JVD1954;5124946]I've had a few narrow escapes, rule #1 NEVER talk through the window, the only thing you say is would you like a ride?
[/QUOTE]See also [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=MongeringRules[/URL]. Sadly, if LEO has an area staked out, just driving past the same point two times (maybe it was three) can get you a stop and a lecture. At some point, they'll be putting out computerized license plate readers to flag anyone driving past the same spot twice in a stroll, and automatically send fines, just like the blue light cameras. At that point, street mongering will be dead. Shit, it's on life-support now.

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5126101]It's like running into that drunk guy in the bar who won't stop talking and who's completely full of shit, but sometimes it's entertaining shit. But here he's easier to get away from.

BTW, since he's bringing back the Penthouse Forum days, isn't it about time to feature an amputee chick[/QUOTE]I still remember back in the 80's as a teen watching a xxx lesbian scene with an amputee fucking her girlfriend with her stump leg LOL!

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;5126158]See also [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=MongeringRules[/URL]. Sadly, if LEO has an area staked out, just driving past the same point two times (maybe it was three) can get you a stop and a lecture. At some point, they'll be putting out computerized license plate readers to flag anyone driving past the same spot twice in a stroll, and automatically send fines, just like the blue light cameras. At that point, street mongering will be dead. Shit, it's on life-support now.[/QUOTE]Absolutely right! I've been saying this for years, even before computerized license plates. Basically. LEO can stop mongering in an area anytime he wants. It may or may not come back to the area. But the plain fact of the matter is that it can be stopped. Memory lane? Who has had success lately on Chicago Road in the Heights or in the forest preserves? How about 63rd Street west of Harlem? State Line Road was pretty much gone for a long time although there have been some sightings lately. Broadway in Gary- gone. Route 20 in Gary- gone. East Chicago- gone. How many others have I left out? I haven't seen hardly anything on North Cicero lately although there have been a few reports here lately. Yes, before someone reminds me, I know the Internet has a lot to do with it. Even some girls have told me that. I don't have much experience ordering off the Internet menu. I don't appreciate the same girls that get $40 on the street thinking they are worth $150 because I have to find them online. Besides, once LEO finishes cleaning up the streets, the Internet will be next. Remember the objective of the God people is to get rid of prostitution. Of course it's hypocritical! I can pick up a girl in a bar, feed some drinks and maybe dinner, fuck her brains out, and the most anyone says is "Tsk, tsk! Some guys spend a lot more on so-called legitimate sex than on prostitutes. But directly give a girl cash for sex and listen for the sirens.

[QUOTE=Ump1969;5125577]Yes, we do discuss tactics. I see no problem with this. Yes, we wish everyone to find sex and report it. We also want as few as our fellow mongers as possible to get caught. Reading this forum helped me get started a long time ago. I t helped me with where to look and what not to do. I still to this day learn new things. I appreciate my fellow mongers warning me where the hot spots are and things to be aware of. Furthermore, administration places no limit of which I am aware on the number of posts that can be made. This means there is plenty of room for anything mongers fell is either interesting or needed. Anything someone doesn't want to read is not required reading. Skip over it. Another point is that there simply are not as many active reports as their used to be. I can remember the days when one day would fill several pages. Now there are entire days when there are no reports at all, much less sightings. So I don't think we are about to run out of room from people talking about LEO.[/QUOTE]All I said was while you guys are discussing LEO tactics ill be contributing with actual SW reports per the forum title.

[QUOTE=Tela1980;5126282]I still remember back in the 80's as a teen watching a xxx lesbian scene with an amputee fucking her girlfriend with her stump leg LOL![/QUOTE]I think we rented from the same video store.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5127045]All I said was while you guys are discussing LEO tactics ill be contributing with actual SW reports per the forum title.[/QUOTE]Which is what the rest of us do. But it does not have to be the only subject.