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Worst fuck of the year:

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Santa-Monica/Anjelicasworld[/URL]

A drunk sloppy fat girl with the smelliest pussy I have ever fucked, perhaps only worse one was this outcall once into palm springs ages ago. She is totally a recovering bullshit alocholic, has a pot belly that must new york jets fans would be jealous of, and a pussy that literally smells like it should be showered in manure to make it smell better.

Most consistent fuck.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Laurenb[/URL]

Pandemic shmandemic. She was there in the January shutdown, and has been taking her banged up ass and pussy all over the place. She smells funny, like cheap men's cologne, and I am done with her, but when the fucken hotels were shut, she was still there.

Best massage parlor.

[URL]https://goldfinger-massage.business.site/[/URL]

I was concerned that the vaccine side effects had lessened my long range shooting. Thank to Kiki and Angela and penny and Emily. Fuck you Amy.

Worst massage parlor.

CEO on westwood boulevard. CEO stands for criminal enterprise organization.

Best girl at temple of bliss.

The degen Lucy love is gone and is likely fucking some loser. There is not a true Jedi in the place now. Guinevere is passionate but needs to stop eating 9 hamburgers. The best dickword, body, but ass breath is devaka kali. [URL]https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/devaka-kali/[/URL].

We have a team looking into Juliette.

[URL]https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/juliette/[/URL]

Worst girl at temple of bliss.

All of the rest.

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5664479]Guys into power cubes?[/QUOTE]What does that mean? Is a power cube a fat girl.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/stacy/[/URL]

This one is back in town. GPS in the worst way.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5665606]What does that mean? Is a power cube a fat girl.[/QUOTE]Sorry. Inside joke. A circle of friends of mine use the term to describe someone with the same measurement in each dimension, as wide as she is tick. Even more appropriate if short, too.

Anyone tried this site? [URL]https://www.foxylists.com[/URL] Some smokeshows here, maybe TGTBT?

[QUOTE=Mojorizing;5667481]Anyone tried this site? [URL]https://www.foxylists.com[/URL] Some smokeshows here, maybe TGTBT?[/QUOTE]Some of these girls are well known providers with Korean agencies. Their pics may or may not be real, and if they are, they're usually touched up. There are other providers I know who've used this site and posted real pics (Such as Stella T, an independent K girl who only advertises on Eros now). The thick Latina MILF, Sophia, who I mentioned in previous posts (now likely retired), also used this site. Her pics were real and unaltered. There may also be fake girls or scammers on there. Not sure.

I have seen one of the provider in the LA section with HX. She's real but she doesn't look as good as her photos.

[QUOTE=Mojorizing;5667481]Anyone tried this site? [URL]https://www.foxylists.com[/URL] Some smokeshows here, maybe TGTBT?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5666958]Sorry. Inside joke. A circle of friends of mine use the term to describe someone with the same measurement in each dimension, as wide as she is tick. Even more appropriate if short, too.[/QUOTE]Or as we say, she grew out not up.

Good stuff, thanks for the replies. I have a call in to see Kate, Blake or little' Jess. Will let you know if it goes down.

This one:

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/mia/[/URL]

And here.

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/240303[/URL]

I have a text from Dec. 5 2020 quoting me 260 an hour in Burbank.

I have a text today Dec. 8 2021 quoting me 300 an hour in Santa Monica.

That is 300/260 or 15.38% annual inflation in the consumer pussy index. If you compound that, in December 2025, the handjob will cost 531 dollars.

This is simply not sustainable.

Hello all! I'm going to be in LA for a few weeks starting at the end of this month. I know that LA is somewhat of a mecca for the hobby and was wondering if anyone has recommendations for me.

Since I'm traveling, I'm not optimizing for budget and would love any recommendations for:

Younger (under 35).

Thin / Fit / Skinny legs.

Fake Tits.

Pretty.

So, lately I have become convinced that hell is a place where every prostitute is under the age of 35. I literally cannot figure out what the power of ketamines is but these girls are all totally dissociative, sweat like they are running a 10 k in 100 degree humidity and just are not into it.

It got so bad that a while ago I went on a MILF hunt.

I caught up with this one.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/71510280[/URL]

Who can tell me some red flags as to why no one should see this one.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;5655269][URL]https://www.foxylists.com/sofiacaro[/URL]

This sofia? Yea her pictures did not do her justice, but I though her service was ok. Best for a quickie.

DGL.

02. Stellar coin.[/QUOTE]Hold up, is this girl still active and in san fernando valley? Man I miss the $100 quickies and she's reliable too.

[URL]https://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/5036854.htm?cat=6208&wn=1?cat=6208&wn=1[/URL]

Trust me, you will not last two hours with her at $1,111. She is ex temple of bliss and is borderline deranged, at least she was when she was there. I did an extra special hour with her when she was last at temple of bliss and she led me to the effect that I would be exploring her holy of holies. No such luck.

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[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5665018]

Most consistent fuck.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Laurenb[/URL]

Pandemic shmandemic. She was there in the January shutdown, and has been taking her banged up ass and pussy all over the place. She smells funny, like cheap men's cologne, and I am done with her, but when the fucken hotels were shut, she was still there.

[/QUOTE]Haven't seen this one in a while. Does she still allow you to dump your baby juice inside her love hole?

[QUOTE=Tirachinitas;5673427]Haven't seen this one in a while. Does she still allow you to dump your baby juice inside her love hole?[/QUOTE]Like 10 fuckos on here have pics of raw dog with her but that was years ago.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5616901]Wonder if MPs will check for the vaxx. The enforcement of the mandate starts on November 29, 2021. With the current narrative of even complaining that Mary at chen's looks like an extra from the thriller video being part of the anti Asian verboten commentary, I just do not see ms. Ferrer unleashing anglos to harass girls who are sticking their fingers up my ass. By the way, in a first for me, I had to tell Angela at gold finger to withdraw her finger from my ass.

So, even if hotels and motels succumb to this utter nonsense, I think gold finger will be ok. All they want is your temperature and recently washed asshole.[/QUOTE]I'd like to know if the LA hotels are now asking for vaccine papers and matching IDs. In order to either get into hotel bars, hotel rest rooms, restaurants, lobbies, or getting a room in the hotel. Because if they are actually enforcing it, I won't be travelling to LA, for whoring nor anything else, until and unless this gestapo shit ends. There is a limit to what we should permit The Government to do to us. Showing my personal medical records to hotel staff, for me, FAR exceeds that limit, and I would hope that others would never permit it, either. And I would also encourage the ladies as well, to vote with your feet, and not patronize hotels that are doing this. Even if it means staying in the smaller motels with private entrances, where the Gestapo can't actually enforce it.

So please post your experiences with this, gents? (And ladies! At least one lady I know in LA will be reading this! ) What are the hotels like the Hiltons, Marriotts, Holiday Inns, etc. , doing, where some of the better hoes tend to stay? Please let us know!

Ain't nobody enforcing shit. Even the courthouse cafe isn't checking vaxx cards.

I met her at a 7-11. I used my favorite line, "How can I spoil a pretty woman tonight. " He reply, "You can give me a lift. " While riding she talked so much she turned me off. The next day she sent photos, came by and hung out with me. She's a really nice person. I checked for track marks, nothing. There wasn't any meth marks in her face. I couldn't pin point her talking problem. But I shut her up when I gave her a little snack. She loves snacking.

Be a gentlemen. Tell her Handsome told you to call.

Kitty 323xxxx857.

[URL]http://www.city-source.com/nicole/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.city-source.com/blake/[/URL]

I am guessing but I think they are Russian Agencies girls. You probably won't see the girls in the photos but they probably will be reasonably good looking. Please share your experience if you end up with a date.

[QUOTE=Mojorizing;5668177]Good stuff, thanks for the replies. I have a call in to see Kate, Blake or little' Jess. Will let you know if it goes down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;5674073]Ain't nobody enforcing shit. Even the courthouse cafe isn't checking vaxx cards.[/QUOTE]I was at the main fish house aka mosk and there is no vaxx enforcement. That place has less business than Mary at Chen's on valentine's day.

[QUOTE=UrbanBook;5674147]I met her at a 7-11. I used my favorite line, "How can I spoil a pretty woman tonight. " He reply, "You can give me a lift. " While riding she talked so much she turned me off. The next day she sent photos, came by and hung out with me. She's a really nice person. I checked for track marks, nothing. There wasn't any meth marks in her face. I couldn't pin point her talking problem. But I shut her up when I gave her a little snack. She loves snacking.

Be a gentlemen. Tell her Handsome told you to call.[/QUOTE]Good report. What area did you find her PM me.

Wow good find.

[QUOTE=LiveToGolf1964;5640573]So not new to our hobby but new to this profile after a 5 year hiatus where I tried normal dating life and cannot get back into my old one. Started back with a bang as I spent an hour with Suzanne Stephens, a milfy blonde with absolutely perfect boobs. [URL]https://naughtynsexy.com/talent/suzanne-stephens/[/URL].

Highly recommend.[/QUOTE]

Megan was great.

I meet her at a bus stop. Gave her a ride to West Hollywood. I told her I'd call her. The next time I saw her she came by my house, smoked a little pot and got lose. I spoiled her a bit. I found myself about $140 lighter but I had a great time with her and will see her again.

She watches porn. She masturbated for me. She's a real fun girl.

Be nice. Tell her Handsome told you to call.

Megan (818)310-8645

[QUOTE=UrbanBook;5674147]I met her at a 7-11. I used my favorite line, "How can I spoil a pretty woman tonight. " He reply, "You can give me a lift. " While riding she talked so much she turned me off. The next day she sent photos, came by and hung out with me. She's a really nice person. I checked for track marks, nothing. There wasn't any meth marks in her face. I couldn't pin point her talking problem. But I shut her up when I gave her a little snack. She loves snacking.

Be a gentlemen. Tell her Handsome told you to call.[/QUOTE]If you Google her number she has ****** posts advertising a good time in exchange for crystal. So there's that.

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;5674073]Ain't nobody enforcing shit. Even the courthouse cafe isn't checking vaxx cards.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5676645]I was at the main fish house aka mosk and there is no vaxx enforcement. That place has less business than Mary at Chen's on valentine's day.[/QUOTE]Like the Hilton, Marriott, Hyatt, etc. Where some of the better hoes stay. At least where I know that the ones that I inseminate when I'm in Lost Angeles, usually stay. Even though they cost a few dollars more, I can safely assume that (usually) I won't be robbed or assaulted by their pimps. How are those kind of hotels handling the vaccine papers soviet-style tyrrany? Scanning of private medical documents? Or what? This is no goddam joke, so I'd really appreciate that it not be treated it as such. For myself, its a dealbreaker. But it really effects everybody else a well, who want to see escorts in decent hotels, without Big Brother tracking your medical status as well as your physical whereabouts. .

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/239276[/URL]

I never pay for organic fruit. I saw this one a while ago, the sales pitch is that she is over the top and supercharged. I will have to review the reviews on that other site, but my experience was pretty bad. I did not get head. I did get to finger her. She was kind of covid nasty in terms of that she had already gotten it but that she was not symptomatic and it wasted a week of her life.

She is not worth it.

I feel LA providers are more cautious now, having trouble getting replies and some ads could have more info. Vegas and NY communicate better!! Anyone around that squirt and / or rim? Perferrably closer to SFV.

I had a back order earlier this week. Fucken temple of bliss gal cancelled on me. Claimed she had some sickness or who the fuck knows. I think they are on to me at that place as (a) talking shit about every girl there and (b) taking way too long to ejaculate.

So I saw that this was in town:

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/249860[/URL]

I have seen her ads forever. I am pretty sure she was in the valley for 15 years. Her body seems ok, but her face seems to have been shaped by a blind children's school's arts and crafts session. Her face is literally a parallelogram. Also, I have seen reviews that she is a bit heavier than the pics.

But as they say you only live for like 70-100 years once.

I make the arrangements, it is 200 for an hour.

I get in and notice that she is missing prolly like 60% of her teeth. I can only guess why. She is self conscious about it, and does not really smile. She is very overweight. Add 8-10 pounds to every feet or so of her. She carries it ok, but there was no way I would fuck her.

She has a dog in the room, but I like dogs, so that is ok. The dog slept through the sesh.

Anyhow, she does a face down massage not too hard and uses her tits on me. A little teasing of my sack and I turn over.

She was fully nude and I had her position herself between my feet.

I told her to go slow and I guess having English as a first language was worth it, she went slow and I was rock hard for a long time even notwithstanding that she looked like an extra on soft white underbelly.

She was stroking me very slowly but she could sense there was no way I was going to finish before check out time. I kept shoving my cock at her mouth and finally she went down on me.

I had a major discovery. This was as big as Einstein's equivalence principle. I figured out how to instruct a girl to give me headly. No hands, all the way down my 10 inch anaconda and fucken slow. Ball licking is plus. Rimming, not so much.

She obliged and for a fat chick that if she were drowning I would throw her an anvil, I blew a load last seen at Crystalangels when they had good girls.

So yeah, I am torn.

I do not have time to read the entire act of congress, but is there any program in there for anal bleaching and vaginal rejuvenation for hookers.

I was really excited because there is a new gal posting near me and I was able to walk over. But her pussy is all banged up, like there is no pink, only brown and the lips are fucken all over the place. And her opening is like wide open like someone stuck a forceps in there.

But I was almost ok with it.

What upset me was in doggie her shitter was not the small little button hole I have seen in some modeling photos. Rather, it is like a bit crinkly and dark. She needs anal bleaching.

I don't think she really was a porn-star, but if you look up Brittney White, she's a dead ringer.

I got super lucky and found her at about 5 in the afternoon walking down the strip. Didn't have time right then, but got her digits and texted her later. Met in parking garage of hotel and went up to the room.

Now, I always thought the girlfriend experience was about the girl bitching about money and commitment. I'm not into that, but this girl doesn't some time really seducing me. Not a drop ya drawers and hit it thing.

And she is smoking hot. Loves to get close and tease just enough that you want it that much more.

I've been with wet girls and squirters. But this girl was a creamer. And every time she came, she'd pull it out and stroke me to let the fun last.

Took about a half hour, and she says, we've got plenty of time on the clock. Want to hop in the shower with me?

Umm. Fuck yes!

After a very great shower, we laid down on the bed and she stroked my deck and balls with her nails. We actually both feel asleep for about a half hour. I woke her up, offered to let her stay if she wanted. But she had a friend waiting in the garage and headed out after a nice hug and some friendly talking.

Spent about an hour and 45 minutes in total. Best experience I've ever had like this. Ever. Total was $$60 after negotiation. But she would have been worth 5.

Keeping that number, but she said she's from Tucson. I might have to move!

[QUOTE=HorsePower3179;5683438]I don't think she really was a porn-star, but if you look up Brittney White, she's a dead ringer.

I got super lucky and found her at about 5 in the afternoon walking down the strip. Didn't have time right then, but got her digits and texted her later. Met in parking garage of hotel and went up to the room.

Now, I always thought the girlfriend experience was about the girl bitching about money and commitment. I'm not into that, but this girl doesn't some time really seducing me. Not a drop ya drawers and hit it thing.

And she is smoking hot. Loves to get close and tease just enough that you want it that much more.

I've been with wet girls and squirters. But this girl was a creamer. And every time she came, she'd pull it out and stroke me to let the fun last.

Took about a half hour, and she says, we've got plenty of time on the clock. Want to hop in the shower with me?

Umm. Fuck yes!

After a very great shower, we laid down on the bed and she stroked my deck and balls with her nails. We actually both feel asleep for about a half hour. I woke her up, offered to let her stay if she wanted. But she had a friend waiting in the garage and headed out after a nice hug and some friendly talking.

Spent about an hour and 45 minutes in total. Best experience I've ever had like this. Ever. Total was $$60 after negotiation. But she would have been worth 5.

Keeping that number, but she said she's from Tucson. I might have to move![/QUOTE]Shouldn't this nondescript review be in the Las Vegas forums? The Strip? Hotels?

I've been thinking of hitting this one for a quick BBBJ any intel on her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/70679444[/URL]

Anyone met this chick? Thanks!

[URL]http://sexynclassy.mobi/mayari/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Emmjay22;5686887]I've been thinking of hitting this one for a quick BBBJ any intel on her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/70679444[/URL][/QUOTE]She wants 700 for an hour.

Has anyone seen her? Does she looks as good as her photos and how's her service?

[QUOTE=Dog1987;5687099]Anyone met this chick? Thanks!

[URL]http://sexynclassy.mobi/mayari/[/URL][/QUOTE]Per the one review, some dude must have pinched every penny and did a pump and pump for 120.200 for the half. He said that she got into it and just did not lay there. She looks like an extra from mi vida loca.

[QUOTE=BBNovice2018;5687616]Has anyone seen her? Does she looks as good as her photos and how's her service?[/QUOTE]I am very very iffy on the angels these days. There is a review of Lana up where the guy handed her the flowers and was ripped off. I was allowed to fuck lana, but it was about as much fun as getting a booster shot and then testing positive for omicron.

I do notice that the old pimp is texting me pics of girls. She is actually reliable, and katrina has not come up on her list, so I am iffy on Katrina.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5687217]She wants 700 for an hour.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming you replied to the wrong one?

I never asked about the weight LOL and she quoted me a. 60 for BBBJ cim, benji for hh BBBJ and FS. And 140 for an hour. Just wasn't sure about if she's safe or what. Wanted to double check.