Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

As the only person working at one of the larger medical institutions in the Delaware Valley who could identify each and every female employee (nurse, physician, CNA, candy striper) by staring at her chest (never needing to see the face more than once) , I do solemnly swear that I will uphold the very strict standards enforced by this institution should I be appointed a judge.

And the fact that "Big Tits Mandy" fellated me to the tune of Bonanza (it was playing the on TV at the time of our meeting) three weeks +- ago (and in perfect tempo) will have absolutely no bearing on my judgment.

Here is a mosaic collage of the second group of 10 nominees.

Top Row: Kinky Jessica, Justine, Fiona, Ginger, Hottie Nicole.

Bottom Row: Kat, Leigh, Mary Beth, Melissa, Michelle

Here are the final 9 nominees for the TITS category, making 29 nominees in total.

Here is a mosaic of the last 9 nominees in the TITS category, making 29 in total.

Top Row: Spinner Mandy, Niki, Nikki, Sara.

Bottom Row: Tanya, Simone, Stefany (top small pic). Traci (bottom small pic) , Tanika

[QUOTE=Tonsil Hockey; 1098884]As the only person working at one of the larger medical institutions in the Delaware Valley who could identify each and every female employee (nurse, physician, CNA, candy striper) by staring at her chest (never needing to see the face more than once) , I do solemnly swear that I will uphold the very strict standards enforced by this institution should I be appointed a judge.

And the fact that "Big Tits Mandy" fellated me to the tune of Bonanza (it was playing the on TV at the time of our meeting) three weeks +- ago (and in perfect tempo) will have absolutely no bearing on my judgment. [/QUOTE]OMFG that was funny! It sounds like some of the girls are already at work "legally" influencing the vote!

Here is another reminder pic of Big Tits Mandy.

Okay! After some sleep and a bottle of eye drops I'm back. (as if anyone cared) This is another category that is a tough one. Some of the girls I have been with and some not. When you can see them and feel them, it's much different that looking at them. Niki, Baby Cakes, Mandi and Bijou look great. For that matter they all look great. But I haven't connected with the former. Now, Alexus and, a few others, I have been with and when I mull it over (and over and over) Alexus gets my vote on this one.

La Chic

[QUOTE=Supereloquent; 1098725]I like Kitty's cute, young sweet face. It matches her personality and wanton desire to drain you of cum.

Here is another pic of Kitty as a reminder. [/QUOTE]Jenn is by far the hottest money shot, IMHO.

Kitty is the best looking of SE's conquests.

[QUOTE=Dripper; 1099149]Jenn is by far the hottest money shot, IMHO.

Kitty is the best looking of SE's conquests. [/QUOTE]I will have another money shot contest as a special category of the BJ competition forthcoming. However, since I already previously ran a version of this competition earlier this year, I will probably narrow the field of nominees from the original 19 I had proposed. We shall see. Jen will still likely be a front runner in this portion of the contest.

Kitty IS cute and is giving everyone a run for their "money" in the FACE competition.

Here is another reminder pic of Kitty.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love;1098866]Yep! That is the one! Thanks for helping out. The judges had assumed you were confined to the SE thread only and didn't think to look in Camden. OUR BAD & our apologies![/QUOTE]Yeah, I am not only limited to my thread here in Philly. I have two threads in South Jersey. The original intention of having two threads there was to have one place to post reports and pics and another for my general commentary. However, since I created my indexes that obviates the needs for two separate threads to keep it all straight. Readers can just access my index thread now here in the Philly forum:

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9636-Supereloquent-s-2010-Favorite-Pic-Posts&p=1052240&viewfull=1#post1052240]Supereloquent's Philly SW Lists[/url]

For my NJ reports and pics readers can access the index I published in my NJ thread.

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7946-Supereloquent-s-Reports-New-Jersey&p=1049679&viewfull=1#post1049679]Supereloquent's NJ SW Lists[/url]

Both conveniently list SW reports and pics by year, and within year by SW name.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love]The judges have reconvened to consider Melissa and her pics.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love]Deliberations may go on for many hours once the final data is collected.[/QUOTE]Do your "deliberations' involve your right hand (assuming you are a rightie)? That's quite OK. It's not a bad way to make a decision, LOL.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love][b]There is still time for any of the ladies to "bribe" the judges. Just send me a note through PM or have a friend send such a note and I'm sure we can work out an in door date at appropriate rates to complete the evaluation! [/b][/QUOTE]That's a much better way to make a decision. Help him out ladies. His right hand is getting tired. ;)

Some guys just love the shape of a woman's ass. I know I do. There are many different types of booty, but according to the experts at assmatrix. Com, there are really three basic types: AppleBottom, Tear Drop, and Ghetto Blaster.

Regardless what particular type of ass turns you on, I have 28 nominees in this category to follow that you can select from.

Here is the first group of ten nominees in the ASS contest.

Here is a mosaic collage of the first ten nominees in the ASS contest. There are 19 more nominees to come.

Left Side:

Top: Candace.

Bottom: Baby Cakes.

Second Row from the Left:

Top: Bijou, Hottie Nicole, MILFJenn.

Third Row from the Left:

Top: Ashley the Dancer.

Middle: Jamey.

Bottom: Dolly.

Right Side:

Top: Cyndi.

Bottom; Amber

Apparently there are a LOT more ass shapes than I ever imagined. I found a great illustration of this at a blog site called "Candy Tales," but when I try to create a link to it, it doesn't work.

So, look for it with your browser using "shapes of ass.'" The pics of different ass shapes are both instructive and a riot.

Whatever shape appeals to you, you are more than likely to find it among the 28 nominees in my ass contest. If I neglected one that is a favorite ass of yours, feel free to nominate her.

Here is the second group of ten nominees for the ASS contest. There are 9 more to go.

Here is a mosaic collage of the previous ten nominees for the ass contest.

Left Side:

Top: Kat.

Middle: Jamie Lynn.

Bottom: Justine.

Second Row From Left:

Top: Michelle.

Bottom: Leigh.

Third Row From Left:

Top: Spinner Mandy.

Middle: Spinner Megan.

Bottom: Jen.

Right Side:

Top: Melissa.

Bottom: Kinky Jessica

Here are the last group of nine nominees in the ASS competition, making 29 in total.

Here is a mosaic collage of the final group of nine nominees for the ASS contest, making 29 in total.

Left Side:

Top: MILFJenn.

Middle: Staci.

Bottom: Tanya.

Second Row From Left:

Top: Pamela.

Bottom: Sabrina.

Third Row From Left:

Top: Niki.

Bottom: Stefany.

Right Side:

Top: Sharlie.

Bottom: Tanika

Based on the number of views in the pic gallery, pussy shots get the most looks. SO, this ought to be a popular category, if not for voting at least for gawking.

There are 28 total nominees for the PUSSY portion of the contest. Here are the first 10 nominees, with 18 more to come.

Here is a mosaic collage of the first 10 nominees for the PUSSY contest. There are 18 more to follow.

Left Side:

Top: Cyndi.

Middle: Ashley the Dancer.

Bottom: Candace.

Second Row from the Left:

Top: Bijou.

Third Row From the Left:

Top: Elektra.

Middle: Big Tits Mandy.

Bottom: Aundrea.

Right Side:

Top: Baby Cakes.

Middle: Dolly.

Bottom: Amber

Here is the second group of 9 nominees for the PUSSY contest. There are 9 more to go.

Here is a mosaic collage of the second group of 9 nominees for the PUSSY contest. There are 9 more to come.

Left Side:

Top: Mary Beth.

Bottom: Hottie Nicole.

Second Row From the Left:

Top: Kinky Jessica.

Bottom: Kali.

Third Row From the Left:

Top: Meg.

Bottom: JessicaNJ.

Right Side:

Top: Leigh.

Middle: Jen.

Bottom: Justine

Here are the final 9 nominess for the PUSSY contest, making 28 nominees in total.

Here is a mosaic collage for the final nine nominees in the PUSSY contest, making 28 nominees in total.

Left Side:

Top: Mindy.

Bottom: Michelle.

Second Row from the Left:

Top: Spinner Jessica.

Bottom: Tanika.

Third Row from the Left:

Top: Pamela.

Middle: Spinner Mandy.

Bottom: Niki.

Right Side:

Top: Tanya.

Bottom: Melissa

You know I used to view your art as having a strong message. You were in touch with the salt of the earth. Your vision was the vision of the streets. But now, you have become to glossy. Its just like playboy. You have distanced yourself from the common (wo) man. You're going mainstream man you prostituted your art for the almighty dollar. If I want true grit now I go to Hank the Dwarf. He is still an artist of the people. LOL.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent; 1099460]Here is a mosaic collage for the final nine nominees in the PUSSY contest, making 28 nominees in total.

Left Side:

Top: Mindy.

Bottom: Michelle.

Second Row from the Left:

Top: Spinner Jessica.

Bottom: Tanika.

Third Row from the Left:

Top: Pamela.

Middle: Spinner Mandy.

Bottom: Niki.

Right Side:

Top: Tanya.

Bottom: Melissa[/QUOTE]

OK, so the judges have completed their review of the ladies nominated for Supereloquent's 2010 SW of the Year Contest. SwinSuit Division – Face.

The judging was rigorous: reviewing past reports and multitudes of pictures. It was early on that we discovered [b]the winner would have to look good in any number of poses, positions, etc. [/b] And we quickly concluded that the tie-breaker would likely be how the lady looked with her mouth stuffed full of see*ck. But is was the spread shots that most influenced the judges.

So without further fanfare –

[b]Fourth Runner Up – [/b] Alexus.

Alexus has an exotic look to her that immediately attracts. She's a good looking Spinner that presents a decent spread shot, but it just doesn't draw you in. The consistency of her beauty is spotty as poses and angles change. She looks much better, hotter, in the 2009 photo sets than the 2010 ones. Also note some face piercing, the fact that she is a heroine addict and her review ranked her attitude just a 2. All of that drops her to the bottom of the list. Alexus is a good find by SW standards and sounds like a good date – but the competition is stiff so deductions matter.

[b]Third Runner Up – [/b] Melissa.

Melissa is a great find from Camden who has an exotic look and nice eyes. She exudes a girl next door quality to her but doesn't capture the camera and draw it in. She seems nice and bubbly with a subdued energy / aura to her. Her hot little body is exciting but her spread shot didn't draw the judges in. She seemed a bit staid in several shots, not necessarily a natural poser and a bit of a case of acne drops her down the list against the competition. Still if I found Melissa on the stroll she'the be a pick up for certain.

[b]Second Runner Up – [/b] Candace.

Candace scores high with her natural good looks, attitude and thus multiple reviews. She's an attractive girl for certain and has a nice look. We noticed that her beauty doesn't seem as compelling in all of the shots from all of the angles. We are not put off by her slight chubbet shape or near 'pancake' boobs (usually a sign of drug use). Those drooling money shots #38 & #39 from the second review and the shots #17 & #18 from the third review are notable and exciting! Another we wouldn't kick out for eating crackers.

[b]First Runner Up – [/b] Kitty

Kitty is an exotic looking beauty with deep eyes, sexy long hair and just a bit of a belly. She is a true beauty that you want to grab and run off with. The fact that she willingly does Greek had our judges in a revolt – they wanted to trash the judging and head out to the K to find Kitty and part take in her charms. Her shot #13 – That spread had us wanting to jump in and give her every inch of our love, repeatedly. Kitty makes good eye contact at times during the BJ shots, but lacks the extra something to make her out top pick. As presented in her 2009 pictures Kitty is less desirable looking and that knocks a bit if the shine off too.

[b]THE WINNER – Our Pick for SW of the Year – Swimsuit (Face) Division –[/b] Jamey.

Jamey stands out with an excellent review and stunning girl next door looks. Her blue eyes are allurative and seem to sparkle in just about every shot. Her big toothy smile is warm and sexy at the same time. She is a playful poser that exudes energy and fun. I'the also say there is a sweetness that comes through in those shots too. We particularly loved her shot #7. The only negative with Jamey is her dental hygiene, now while we don't expect SW to have pearly whites like movie, stars she could use a few lighter shades and less yellow in her smile. But what won us over was the pictures of Jamey giving head – in every shot her natural beauty comes through, no angle seems to be a bad angle for her and she knows how to flirt with the camera. In the end, the shot of Jamey, with her big toothy smile, saying 'look what I got' as she holds up the proceeds from her date – just classic!

Here's our view – this gives a perspective of the competition. {[i]see photo[/i]}

But the real winner of all of this is the gent who took the pictures and sampled all of the wares! Thanks for sharing your experiences and dalliances!

CL

[QUOTE=Crazy Jim Wood;1099582] If I want true grit now I go to Hank the Dwarf. He is still an artist of the people. LOL.[/QUOTE]I thought most of what HTD does is bareback pictures of sex with his steady, hook-up girl friend? Or has he graduated to bareback sexy with BSWs?

[i]Now please. DO NOT take this as any kind of commentary on BB practices. Just stating the facts as observed. Personal choices are personal choices. [/b]

[QUOTE=Crazy Jim Wood;1099582]You know I used to view your art as having a strong message. You were in touch with the salt of the earth. Your vision was the vision of the streets. But now, you have become to glossy. Its just like playboy. You have distanced yourself from the common (wo) man. You're going mainstream man you prostituted your art for the almighty dollar. If I want true grit now I go to Hank the Dwarf. He is still an artist of the people. LOL.[/QUOTE]The almighty dollar, WTF? And Dude anyone taking photos of Street Walkers in not mainstream. Nothing against Hank the Dwarf. I respect anyone who makes real street reports with pictures- ANYONE. However I do enjoy SuperE photos much more. I also suspect SuperE's photos have more of a appeal to Mongers in Philadelphia then the photos of Hank the Dwarf.

Street

Ass: Tanika without a doubt.

Pussy: Pamela takes the prize.

La chic

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love; 1099607]OK, so the judges have completed their review of the ladies nominated for Supereloquent's 2010 SW of the Year Contest. SwimSuit Division – Face.

The judging was rigorous: reviewing past reports and multitudes of pictures. It was early on that we discovered [b]the winner would have to look good in any number of poses, positions, etc. [/b] And we quickly concluded that the tie-breaker would likely be how the lady looked with her mouth stuffed full of cock. But is was the spread shots that most influenced the judges. [/QUOTE]You are free to use any criteria that you choose for any part of the contest. However, I just completed the nominations strictly for judging PUSSY. I will also be entering a category for the overall body: the total package of face / tits / ass / pussy, and there will be a BJ competition with a special category of money shots as well.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love][b]THE WINNER – Our Pick for SW of the Year – Swimsuit (Face) Division –[/b] Jamey.

Jamey stands out with an excellent review and stunning girl next door looks. Her blue eyes are allurative and seem to sparkle in just about every shot. Her big toothy smile is warm and sexy at the same time. She is a playful poser that exudes energy and fun. I'the also say there is a sweetness that comes through in those shots too. We particularly loved her shot #7. The only negative with Jamey is her dental hygiene, now while we don't expect SW to have pearly whites like movie, stars she could use a few lighter shades and less yellow in her smile. But what won us over was the pictures of Jamey giving head – in every shot her natural beauty comes through, no angle seems to be a bad angle for her and she knows how to flirt with the camera. In the end, the shot of Jamey, with her big toothy smile, saying 'look what I got' as she holds up the proceeds from her date – just classic! [/QUOTE]Thank you for your voting efforts. You gave your interesting perspective and details on the reasons for your selection, not only for the winner but also for your 5 finalists. You even created a fine collage of your 5 finalists labeled with their names. Thank you, again. I didn't quote the annotations for your 4 runners-up, but readers can easily see them by clicking on the arrow in your first quote above (in case you didn't know about or never used that neat feature in the new software).

You are one of my most diligent voters for the contest along with La Chic and Sluttypie, my new friendsie in Louisville. That is not to diminish the votes of others. Voter contribution helps to make this all worthwhile, and, when it is detailed like yours, makes the contest more entertaining as well. Some of the contests seem well in hand by the front runners: Mary Beth seems to have an early lock on MILF of the Year and Jen is running away from the pack in the Evening Gown Competition. But other categories continue to be hotly contested. The spinner contest especially is neck and neck between Aundrea and Baby Cakes. Every vote will count.

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love]But the real winner of all of this is the gent who took the pictures and sampled all of the wares! Thanks for sharing your experiences and dalliances!

CL[/QUOTE]You are most welcome. I am having fun walking down memory lane for 2010, and I am also enjoying my hobby of photographing SWs in a different way. I hope you all are having as much fun as I am.

Here is a reminder pic of Jamey, the vote you cast for the FACE Contest.

[QUOTE=Crazy Jim Wood;1099582]You know I used to view your art as having a strong message. You were in touch with the salt of the earth. Your vision was the vision of the streets. But now, you have become to glossy. Its just like playboy. You have distanced yourself from the common (wo) man. You're going mainstream man you prostituted your art for the almighty dollar. If I want true grit now I go to Hank the Dwarf. He is still an artist of the people. LOL.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Street Steve; 1099614]The almighty dollar, WTF? And Dude anyone taking photos of Street Walkers in not mainstream. Nothing against Hank the Dwarf. I respect anyone who makes real street reports with pictures- ANYONE. However I do enjoy SuperE photos much more. I also suspect SuperE's photos have more of a appeal to Mongers in Philadelphia then the photos of Hank the Dwarf.

Street[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Cephlapod Love; 1099611]I thought most of what HTD does is bareback pictures of sex with his steady, hook-up girl friend? Or has he graduated to bareback sexy with BSWs?

[i]Now please. DO NOT take this as any kind of commentary on BB practices. Just stating the facts as observed. Personal choices are personal choices. [/b][/QUOTE] My "art'" hasn't changed a bit. All I am doing in the contest is reprising it for 2010. "Glossy like Playboy" it is definitely not: perhaps more like a Hustler for hookers. :) However, that wasn't your REAL point, was it Crazy Jim Wood? This guy obviously didn't get the memo:

[QUOTE= Admin]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by Grosse Pointe aka Dark Tucson aka Your Mother aka Jermaine aka Flanders, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

In addition, Grosse Pointe aka Dark Tucson aka Your Mother aka Jermaine aka Flanders have been erased and banned from the forum, and all IP addresses used by him have been recorded in my "Troublemaker's Database" for identification of future aliases.

I'm fucking sick and tired of the one lone asshole who continues to surreptitiously infest the forum for the sole purpose of relentlessly attacking both CookyJar and Supereloquent in pursuit of his own personal agenda, and so I have a new, easy to administer criteria for banning members in this thread: It's real simple: Criticize CookyJar and / or Supereloquent and you will be banned immediately.

Thanks,

Jackson[/QUOTE]Crazy Jim Wood also made a previous comment about my contest, not worth re-quoting, that he thought was funny, but was a further indication that this guy seethes will envy. We should be having fun with the contest, but I am not so dumb that I can't see when someone is poking innocent fun versus someone with ill intent, and my supporters will see it as well, as they already have. Thanks for backing my play Street and Cephlapod Love.

As for you Crazy Jim Wood, read the memo carefully and cease and desist from your criticism. I didn't come and rattle your cage, so don't come and rattle mine. You may have brought your machete to this rumble, but I pack an RPG, and my SWAT team is armed with [url=http://www.chaosreigns.com/guns/best/#fal]FALs[/url]. And, if all that fails, there is always the probable chance that you could get struck by a bolt of lightning.

I have a contest for the nicest ASS and the nicest PUSSY this year, but maybe next year I should include an ASSHOLE category? This contribution by Street gave me the thought.

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4137-Streetwalker-Reports&p=1099556&viewfull=1#post1099556]A Good Look at Rachel's Door Number Two[/url]

The OVERALL Swimsuit Competition is a judgment of the entire BODY package: face / tits / ass / pussy. It is the closest thing this contest comes to the Swimsuit Competition in the Miss America pageant, except that here we get to see the goodies the male judges, and probably the male audience, would prefer to see in the Miss America Swimsuit Category. This is a pure judgment of overall physical attractiveness. This is what the Miss America Pageant was all about before it got all PC with a a talent competition (who the fuck cares? ; my "talent" portion of the competition is far more interesting: sucking and fucking) , and an evening gown competition (yawn; mine is better :))

Anyway, there are 33 total nominees for the OVERALL Swimsuit Competition which is a judgment of the entire package of face and body. I have broken them into 4 groups of nominees: one set of nine and three sets of eight.

Here is the first group of nominees.

Here is a mosaic of the first nine nominees for the OVERALL Swimsuit Contest: face and body.

Left Side:

Top: Bijou.

Middle: Amber.

Bottom: Baby Cakes.

Second Row from the Left:

Top: Elektra.

Middle: Alexus.

Bottom: Anna.

Right Side:

Top; Ashley the Dancer, Candace.

Bottom: Dolly

Here is the second group of 8 nominees in the OVERALL Swimsuit Category, which judges total face and body appeal. There are 16 more nominees to go.

Here is a mosaic collage of the second group of nominees in the OVERALL Face and Body Contest. There are 16 more nominees to come.

Top Row: Ginger, Redheaded Jackie, Spinner Jessica, Kat.

Bottom Row: Jen, Justine, Kitty, Jamie Lynn

Here is the third group of eight nominees in the OVERALL Swimsuit Competition: judging both the face and the body. There are 8 more nominees in this category.

Here is a mosaic collage of the previous group of nominees. This is a contest for the entire face and body package. There are 8 more final nominees to go.

Top Row: Michelle, Mary Beth, Megan, Leigh.

Bottom Row: Hottie Nicole, Melissa, Spinner Mandy, Meg

Here is the final group of eight nominees for this category, for a grand total of 33 nominees. This OVERALL category judges the total package of face and body.

Here is a mosaic collage of the final eight nominees in this category, which evaluates total appeal: face and body. This completes the slate of nominees. 33 in all.

Top Row: Sparkles, Sexy Nicole, Sara, Tanya.

Bottom Row: Nikki, Tanika, Niki, Pamela

I got a few more PM votes. While I don't want to discourage voting, I do want to let you know that voting by PM is likely to clog up my mailbox, and I would prefer that you vote in my thread. It also makes it a more "open ballot" system, which is the intended nature of this contest.

Mary Beth is still way ahead in the MILF category but Babs / Lisa just got a vote too by PM.

Kendra got a PM vote for Low Baller, so she is currently ahead in that category.

Reminder pics of both are shown below. Babs / Lisa is on the left and Kendra is on the right.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent; 1099816]I got a few more PM votes. While I don't want to discourage voting, I do want to let you know that voting by PM is likely to clog up my mailbox, and I would prefer that you vote in my thread. It also makes it a more "open ballot" system, which is the intended nature of this contest.

Mary Beth is still way ahead in the MILF category but Babs / Lisa just got a vote too by PM.

Kendra got a PM vote for Low Baller, so she is currently ahead in that category.

Reminder pics of both are shown below. Babs / Lisa is on the left and Kendra is on the right. [/QUOTE]I'll vote for Precious in any category you'll let me.