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I called Audrey today but she was busy so I gave Ariel a try.

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Made an appointment ro 2 pm. Drove all the way across town, 45 minutes, and called at ten til when I was near the airport. She doesn't answer the phone. I dorve around for a few and called again. She still doesn't answer the phone. No show. Well, I guess she goes on the "to hell with her list".

I called Delilah whom I had seem once before and had a decent enough time with and she was stoned out of her mind.

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She asked me to call her back in 15 minutes to verify the appointment. I called her back and she didn't even remember. She was totally whacked. I wasn't going for any of that. Strict rules of golf here fellas. Do not ground your club in a hazard.

None for me. Crappy day for ho-chasin.

Exact same experience as Bank Shot. I just got home and am pissed after driving 40ish minutes to meet Ariel (and then back of course).

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Set up the appointment with her, tried to call her when I was close, drove around for about 15min trying to get a hold of her at our appointment time, nothing.

Gentlemen, don't waste your time on her.

Greetings,

I searched the forum but couldn't find any info about Gianna.

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We talked on the phone the other day but I didn't pull the trigger. She sounded friendly and I'm close to taking one for the team.

Can anyone provide me with some first hand information?

She looks hot.

Thanks,

MC

for the rest of the view of Delilah and her friend Amy.


freewebs.com/workpictures/


Apologies to Paul Harvey.



Nemo



[QUOTE=BankShot]I called Audrey today but she was busy so I gave Ariel a try.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/1021837700.html[/url]

Made an appointment ro 2 pm. Drove all the way across town, 45 minutes, and called at ten til when I was near the airport. She doesn't answer the phone. I dorve around for a few and called again. She still doesn't answer the phone. No show. Well, I guess she goes on the "to hell with her list".

I called Delilah whom I had seem once before and had a decent enough time with and she was stoned out of her mind.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/1024545964.html[/url]

She asked me to call her back in 15 minutes to verify the appointment. I called her back and she didn't even remember. She was totally whacked. I wasn't going for any of that. Strict rules of golf here fellas. Do not ground your club in a hazard.

None for me. Crappy day for ho-chasin.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SingleMoms]With a body like that, who gives a shit. Even if you have to put two bags over her head.

TC 69, I guarantee you have been with a girl uglier than she is. No matter what she looks like, I am sure I have been with a number of grils that were uglier. I guarantee everyone on this board has been with a girl uglier than her. LOL

The odds of her being your "all time ugly" are pretty slim. Sort of like getting hit by lightning, .

And because a lot of people keep asking me

The reason for my handle is because " I Love Single Moms", . Strippers, hookers, escorts, party girls. Lots of them are single moms. I actually got it from a sign ay the infamous PONY LIQUORS in Jax.[/QUOTE]


Ok I agree but Im looking for someone who has been with her......if the session was rushed or not....if anything is BB

Hey Pony's does "Support Single Moms"

Hold it there! And what about the biiiig MEAT. Also guys check this site and you'll found some CL cuties. Whatch out all most see.

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[QUOTE=Jason Tyme]I've been seeing post on cl for Ariel. So i decided to give it a shot go see her for a 150hhr incall at a La Quinta by the airport.Surprisingly her pictures are real and recent and she's a good score.She kisses but not greek.She's a little shy but she'll open up with time. But definetly one of the best looking in a while and very clean and tight. She's a definate repeat.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/1021837700.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=True Critic69]Ok I agree but Im looking for someone who has been with her......if the session was rushed or not....if anything is BB[/QUOTE]I agree, most of my commentary was tongue in cheek.

What a body on that girl though.

Please, please, please, please let us know if you try.

Sometimes its tough when you get a girl who is a butterface.

You know, everything is a 10, butter face.

Afternoon Gents - have not posted in a while so I have two reports.

I am for teh info about Ariel - I have not seen her nor tried, but I have had the same experience more than once with Andrea who is near Lee.
Andrea I had met before and had a decent time. I don't recall posting as my experience was similar to others who had posted. I figured great I may have a new regular (I wouldn't go as far as ATF). But the whole setting up an appointment, then getting stiffed is enough to piss anyone off after driving all the way there. To have it happen twice is well - shame on me! If Ariel does the same thing then I am already boycotting her too!

I did call the # 4381, the other day. I saw that the number was used by several and figured it was a crew working together. Guessing it was at least the real deal I gave it a try. The pic to person was not a match. Kimberly was pictured and Destiny was who was there. Not the end of the world and I agree to stay. I get from her - here are my rules - No French, No Greek No Daty. I say OK I can live with your rules and then I lay out some of my own rules. She complied with my rules and I with hers.
All in all - it actually was a pretty decent time. I would say she catered to my needs, gave a damn good CBJ and did not rush me. did 1.7 for 1.0 and actually used most of the hour. May repeat - may move on - not sure yet.

[QUOTE=There Too]Afternoon Gents. Have not posted in a while so I have two reports.

I did call the # 4381, the other day. I saw that the number was used by several and figured it was a crew working together. Guessing it was at least the real deal I gave it a try. The pic to person was not a match. Kimberly was pictured and Destiny was who was there. Not the end of the world and I agree to stay. I get from her. Here are my rules. No French, No Greek No Daty. I say OK I can live with your rules and then I lay out some of my own rules. She complied with my rules and I with hers.[/QUOTE]Ok, So I am a new guy here but come on. If someone pulls the bait and switch, they should not be rewarded with anything, let alone our business. I wouldn't put up with going to a BMW dealer and they only had Honda Civic's. I like honesty from a girl, not rewarding them for lying.

[QUOTE=Haldol05]Ok, So I am a new guy here but come on. If someone pulls the bait and switch, they should not be rewarded with anything, let alone our business. I wouldn't put up with going to a BMW dealer and they only had Honda Civic's. I like honesty from a girl, not rewarding them for lying.[/QUOTE]

It's one thing if a provider's phone is answered "Ginger isn't here, but this is Mary Ann, I'm a little shorter and less glamorous but I like to play and you can see my photo at [url]www.mywebsite.com[/url]" or wherever.

Then the CHOICE is in your hands whether you want to see her or not. But to post one photo or to pretend to be one provider and then pull the bait and switch at the door is dishonest. I realize that the little head may have been doing the thinking, but unless the substitute was a BIG UPGRADE you should have walked.

It's one thing to expect to see Mary Anne and have Ginger answer the door. But if you are expecting Ginger and Mrs. Howell answers the door then it's time to walk. And also who knows - some guys have a thing for certain types of girls so expecting Mary Ann and having Ginger answer the door isn't too cool either.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]It's one thing if a provider's phone is answered "Ginger isn't here, but this is Mary Ann, I'm a little shorter and less glamorous but I like to play and you can see my photo at [url]www.mywebsite.com[/url]" or wherever.

Then the CHOICE is in your hands whether you want to see her or not. But to post one photo or to pretend to be one provider and then pull the bait and switch at the door is dishonest. I realize that the little head may have been doing the thinking, but unless the substitute was a BIG UPGRADE you should have walked.

It's one thing to expect to see Mary Anne and have Ginger answer the door. But if you are expecting Ginger and Mrs. Howell answers the door then it's time to walk. And also who knows - some guys have a thing for certain types of girls so expecting Mary Ann and having Ginger answer the door isn't too cool either.[/QUOTE]

Just so long as it isn't Gilligan dressed as Mary Ann!

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]It's one thing if a provider's phone is answered "Ginger isn't here, but this is Mary Ann, I'm a little shorter and less glamorous but I like to play and you can see my photo at [url]www.mywebsite.com[/url]" or wherever.

Then the CHOICE is in your hands whether you want to see her or not. But to post one photo or to pretend to be one provider and then pull the bait and switch at the door is dishonest. I realize that the little head may have been doing the thinking, but unless the substitute was a BIG UPGRADE you should have walked.

It's one thing to expect to see Mary Anne and have Ginger answer the door. But if you are expecting Ginger and Mrs. Howell answers the door then it's time to walk. And also who knows - some guys have a thing for certain types of girls so expecting Mary Ann and having Ginger answer the door isn't too cool either.[/QUOTE]I used to live in California and actually hooked up with Mrs Howell one time. She tastes like nectar. What a freak too!

I think things are relative here. You can walk away if it's not her. You can also have a new deal. Also do not forget that you are psychologically prepared to have fun.

[QUOTE=There Too] I did call the # 4381, the other day. I saw that the number was used by several and figured it was a crew working together. Guessing it was at least the real deal I gave it a try. The pic to person was not a match. Kimberly was pictured and Destiny was who was there. Not the end of the world and I agree to stay. I get from her - here are my rules - No French, No Greek No Daty. I say OK I can live with your rules and then I lay out some of my own rules. She complied with my rules and I with hers.
All in all - it actually was a pretty decent time. I would say she catered to my needs, gave a damn good CBJ and did not rush me. did 1.7 for 1.0 and actually used most of the hour. May repeat - may move on - not sure yet.[/QUOTE]

Anyway, thanks for sharing, informing us about "Bait and Switch" also your fun experience. However, if it was me and I got "Bait and Switch" + Rules I would walk away. I walked away almost all times once she says "I have rules". The attitude itself tells me that it won't be a good experience from my own personal experience. Some girls are smart professional and they can tell you what they do not do in a nice manner.

[QUOTE=Orlando J]I think things are relative here. You can walk away if it's not her. You can also have a new deal. Also do not forget that you are psychologically prepared to have fun.

Anyway, thanks for sharing, informing us about "Bait and Switch" also your fun experience. However, if it was me and I got "Bait and Switch" + Rules I would walk away. I walked away almost all times once she says "I have rules". The attitude itself tells me that it won't be a good experience from my own personal experience. Some girls are smart professional and they can tell you what they do not do in a nice manner.[/QUOTE]

A hint of "the general rules" is often somewhere on the website and or hinted at in the phone call e-mail prior to the appointment. Something like GFE implies DFK and DATY are OK. If the ad doesn't say GFE, then I assume that is off the menu. Usually no MSOG, unless the words "free refills" are in the ad. Wearing a covered is usually expected unless the word "swallows" is somewhere there. Greek is only available if a reference to Greek or 3 holes is mentioned or perhaps a phrase like "very open minded" is in the ad.

When additional rules are imposed it's time to walk away.

[QUOTE=There Too]Afternoon Gents - have not posted in a while so I have two reports.

I am for teh info about Ariel - I have not seen her nor tried, but I have had the same experience more than once with Andrea who is near Lee.
Andrea I had met before and had a decent time. I don't recall posting as my experience was similar to others who had posted. I figured great I may have a new regular (I wouldn't go as far as ATF). But the whole setting up an appointment, then getting stiffed is enough to piss anyone off after driving all the way there. To have it happen twice is well - shame on me! If Ariel does the same thing then I am already boycotting her too!

I did call the # 4381, the other day. I saw that the number was used by several and figured it was a crew working together. Guessing it was at least the real deal I gave it a try. The pic to person was not a match. Kimberly was pictured and Destiny was who was there. Not the end of the world and I agree to stay. I get from her - here are my rules - No French, No Greek No Daty. I say OK I can live with your rules and then I lay out some of my own rules. She complied with my rules and I with hers.
All in all - it actually was a pretty decent time. I would say she catered to my needs, gave a damn good CBJ and did not rush me. did 1.7 for 1.0 and actually used most of the hour. May repeat - may move on - not sure yet.[/QUOTE]
Had you read posts 2839 and 2843, you would've known exactly what to expect from that crew.
Nnms46.

I went to see Gaby today and I have to say she is FANTASTIC.....she is a BBW but she wears it well......she is super friendly and very accomodating.

Just about everything is on the menu. She loves BBBJCIM! and DATY.
And has a lovely set of tatas!!!!

She is very vocal when she has her "O"!!!

And she is NOT a clock watcher....we thoroughly enjoyed our time together.

She's new in town so lets treat her right so she stays.

I will definitely recommend her and REPEAT!!!!

I don't know if Kara/Summer is still working anymore. Anyone got info on her?

Also I tried calling Zena (407) 879-0576 but it keeps saying 'number could not be completed as dialed'... is this girl still around cause I saw her post on ******** earlier

Here are what I believe the real pictures and the fake one.
[QUOTE=Nnms46]Had you read posts 2839 and 2843, you would've known exactly what to expect from that crew.
Nnms46.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Nnms46.
More about this team:
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[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=763481[/url]
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[QUOTE=Mellow Cat]Greetings,

I searched the forum but couldn't find any info about Gianna.

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We talked on the phone the other day but I didn't pull the trigger. She sounded friendly and I'm close to taking one for the team.

Can anyone provide me with some first hand information?

She looks hot.

Thanks,

MC[/QUOTE]

Cat Man, you won't be taking one for the team, rest assured you will have a good experience, very tiny, she works out so she is tight and very well maintained.PM me if you need more info.---VS

I wish things were that simple and their ad's are clear for hobbyist. Here are my thoughts;
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[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]A hint of "the general rules" is often somewhere on the website and or hinted at in the phone call e-mail prior to the appointment. Something like GFE implies DFK and DATY are OK. If the ad doesn't say GFE, then I assume that is off the menu. Usually no MSOG, unless the words "free refills" are in the ad. Wearing a covered is usually expected unless the word "swallows" is somewhere there. Greek is only available if a reference to Greek or 3 holes is mentioned or perhaps a phrase like "very open minded" is in the ad.

When additional rules are imposed it's time to walk away.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Poke Mon]I don't know if Kara/Summer is still working anymore. Anyone got info on her?

Also I tried calling Zena (407) 879-0576 but it keeps saying 'number could not be completed as dialed'... is this girl still around cause I saw her post on ******** earlier[/QUOTE]Kara is still around - also goes by Summer. She still posts on CL occasionally but is tough to get ahold of.

[QUOTE=Mikeinbrazil]I posted about her a few weeks back, was the girl you saw the same one as the pic? Because the girl I saw looked NOTHING like her pic at all I ended up making an excuse and left after seeing her.[/QUOTE]Yes - the girl I saw was the one in the pics. I heard someone was using her photos before. She's cute - not thin or athletic, but was a really nice time.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]Cat Man, you won't be taking one for the team, rest assured you will have a good experience, very tiny, she works out so she is tight and very well maintained.PM me if you need more info.---VS[/QUOTE]I was also thinking of calling her later this week.

Would appreciate any more info on her.

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I was wondering if anyone has seen and or review of Krissy. I dont what it is but that upside shot is wicked awesome.

Thanks
BB

[QUOTE=Bklyn Born][url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/1027428728.html[/url]

I was wondering if anyone has seen and or review of Krissy. I dont what it is but that upside shot is wicked awesome.

Thanks,

BB[/QUOTE]It looks like her post was removed.

Got any other links?

Has anyone been able to get a hold of Brooke? 609-846-5295

She posts once a day and she NEVER answers the phone. Even if I call her 10 minutes after the post comes up. What the hell?

[QUOTE=Poke Mon]Has anyone been able to get a hold of Brooke? 609-846-5295

She posts once a day and she NEVER answers the phone. Even if I call her 10 minutes after the post comes up. What the hell?[/QUOTE]
I'm having the same problem reaching Paris. She's posted every day since the beginning of this month, but all I keep getting is her voicemail which seems to be full. Has anyone else had any luck reaching her? Seeing her? Nnms46.

Hi,

I am looking for some reviews on Harley.

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I would love to meet her but am hesitant. She has a couple good reviews but I have also read that it was a scam.

Thanks

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Looks tremendous. Is she for real?

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Looks delicious!

[QUOTE=Hondo][url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/1029166130.html[/url]

Looks tremendous. Is she for real?[/QUOTE]She's real, but she's extra clean and not GFE.

[QUOTE=Misfits]Hi,

I am looking for some reviews on Harley.

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I would love to meet her but am hesitant. She has a couple good reviews but I have also read that it was a scam.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I love when these girls say they are from Brazil but when I call they don't speak Portuguese. Most of them actually are from Puerto Rico not from the country that has the sexiest girls on the planet. The Brazilians I have met in Orlando have been a big disappointment as in they were 20-30 lbs heavier than their pictures.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]I love when these girls say they are from Brazil but when I call they don't speak Portuguese. Most of them actually are from Puerto Rico not from the country that has the sexiest girls on the planet. The Brazilians I have met in Orlando have been a big disappointment as in they were 20-30 lbs heavier than their pictures.[/QUOTE]

Most Brazilian girls are not what's depicted in music & on TV. 20 lbs heavier and a ghetto demeanor is pretty much spot on.

[QUOTE=Misfits]Hi,

I am looking for some reviews on Harley.

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I would love to meet her but am hesitant. She has a couple good reviews but I have also read that it was a scam.

Thanks[/QUOTE]
I called once an asked if she was available. She wasn't at the time, and seemed annoyed by the call. Since seeing new posts on CL recently, I tried again. She seemed to have an attitude, and was concerned about my ethnicity and hung-up before I could give her an answer. When I called again, a man answered. So, I asked for Harley. He then replied that she didn't live there anymore. From my experience on the phone, I gladly passed and called on Angelica, who's also in that immediate area. She was available, and was as glad ta see me as I was to see her. She didn't disappoint. We had a great time. About the pics, I told her that it annoyed guys when the girl is different from the pics in their ads. She told me that she had no control over what pictures get posted. You know the rest. Sometimes her pics do get posted. However, I don't know why her management team decides to put up bogus pics, as she's a cute next door type with a face reminiscent of a young Michelle Pheiffer.

[QUOTE=Nnms46]I called once an asked if she was available. She wasn't at the time, and seemed annoyed by the call. Since seeing new posts on CL recently, I tried again. She seemed to have an attitude, and was concerned about my ethnicity and hung-up before I could give her an answer. When I called again, a man answered. So, I asked for Harley. He then replied that she didn't live there anymore. From my experience on the phone, I'll gladly pass.[/QUOTE]

In today's economic conditions, this is a buyers market so there is no reason for you to put up with any of that bullshit. I'm betting there was a good reason she doesn't live there anymore - he probably got tired of the attitude and threw her sorry ass out on the street.

You would have had a better time beating your dick with a rubber mallet and pouring hot wax on your balls.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]In today's economic conditions, this is a buyers market so there is no reason for you to put up with any of that bullshit. I'm betting there was a good reason she doesn't live there anymore - he probably got tired of the attitude and threw her sorry ass out on the street.

You would have had a better time beating your dick with a rubber mallet and pouring hot wax on your balls.[/QUOTE]

Hey CB you make the rubber mallet and hot wax sound like a bad thing!

Does anyone have any information on this lady.

She looks good and I am interested.

Thanks.

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[QUOTE=Funnyguy][url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/1029140752.html[/url]

Looks delicious![/QUOTE]

I have seen her and that is NOT in her the pic....she looks more like a meth head.....When I got to her location saw it wasnt her in the pic and left.

I wouldnt go if I were you

Saw Jade, digits xxx-xxx-9899 last week, Brazilian & Ebony, very accurate to her stats, looks like the girl in the picture but has her hair braided in a ponytail. Very tight fit body, firm perky c cups. cbj, didn't change positions, probably won't repeat unless I was in the area, although I may give her a second visit.

Great attitude though, but she said it was painful for her (she was tight), and said that since I started out doggy I couldnt change to mish.

That's a dealbreaker for me, but hey it was a 15min session, she may have been more willing if I opted for a longer session.

She also goes by "Queen" (haven't seen any ads under that name though), she has it tattooed on her lower back. I-Drive incall.