Sarah and Katie "whatever"
[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/college-hottie-new-pics-dont-wait-to-look-21/3615506[/url]
Called about this one seems the pimp was wanting to pay his car payment with this one.
275 / hr not GFE sounded wasted on the phone. Passed
Next up was Katie.
[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-last-call-you-have-to-make-is-to-me-the-best-white-hottie-24/3615452[/url]
Another 275 donation
So I set up time for outcall and she callsme 1/2 hour later and says she is at * hotel Downtown.
I said outcall and she screwed up and will call her girlfriend. Never called me back. Seemed like rush service and revolving door action. I just wanted to see who would come to my door and more than likely send them packin.
Her Verbose and Pedantic Advertisement
[QUOTE=Permanent Wood; 1101815]Yes, but not the first time; after my headache subsided, I went back and slooowly read through it.
Cash upfront, no sex, lots of rules, break a rule, warning, break again, you forfeit your cash and the date is over. Two forms of I. D, and you need to sign a disclaimer.
Lefty is correct, Nut Case.
As far as her talking like she writes, I bet she does. I know a real talker, and when she emails me, I need a yardstick to measure the paragraph. [/QUOTE]The inordinate sesquipedalian nature in the afore mentioned promulgation of her proscribed ministrations resulted in an abrogation or constraint of my hormonal output as opposed to the usual fortification concomitant with the perusal of a typically carnal or bestial declaration. Whereas her description resulted in obfuscation and circumlocution, the tastes of this wanton roué predisposes toward the tersely lubricious and salacious.
Don't yours?
Apprehensive in the first magnitude, this author may only proclaim "I aint taking one for the fucking team!"
Sure sounds like nut case karen
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1101810]She obviously put in a lot of thought and its obvious she had never done anything like this before. Her business model will soon change. Most of us know plenty of great looking escorts that will not only screw us silly, they would be tickled to pose as our girlfriend for $300. Actually the whole point of an escort is to not have a girlfriend. Why take an escort to a wedding? Isn't that were you go to pick up women? In about two weeks she will be out of business or she will be on all fours getting jackhammered for $125.[/QUOTE]Seems to parallel the crap on her web site. Bet it's Karen, if not, someone who wants to be just like her.