But but but today's Sunday
[QUOTE=Skiper;2049028]I totally blasted a worker Friday at Ybor Strip, shot a load right in her face. I don't know how anybody can miss there. Well, I guess if one were a total douche, they could.[/QUOTE]Curious to wait until I post I thought your buddies here would need that info more than I since you know I proved that place a sham of a strip joit err I mean clip join where one goes to get hair cut in his wallet.
Ybor strip - special visitor
Stopped by the strip today and at about 9:30 a very old woman with deep wrinkles, blond wig and big cone boobs in a black dress walked in and sat by the stage. The girls greeted her and seemed to know who this was. Wait a minute...its a cross dressing old man! (Not that there is anything wrong with that...is there?) He went back with a dancer (I think) and tripped on the step by the bar. He / she showed her bloomers! O no!
A few lookers. One really hot spinner but didn't get a test drive. None were too aggressive. Surprisingly few choices for a Friday. Sure it was early-ish but...
Oh him yeah thats that Polk county judge incognito
[QUOTE=LazyBones;2054772]Stopped by the strip today and at about 9:30 a very old woman with deep wrinkles, blond wig and big cone boobs in a black dress walked in and sat by the stage. The girls greeted her and seemed to know who this was. Wait a minute...its a cross dressing old man! (Not that there is anything wrong with that...is there?) He went back with a dancer (I think) and tripped on the step by the bar. He / she showed her bloomers! O no!
A few lookers. One really hot spinner but didn't get a test drive. None were too aggressive. Surprisingly few choices for a Friday. Sure it was early-ish but...[/QUOTE]The same one who sentences sherriff Grady's gals.
Pony Tails formerly Platinum
Went there last night after reading some good stuff here. Blonde girl named Layla, wings tattooed across her chest does her thing chatting me up, ooh you're so sexy, blah blah blah. Says she has only been stripping, and working here for 3 days. Finally asks if I want a private dance. Never tried this club so figured I would test the waters. Waste of time. First said I would do 3 dances for $20 a song. As soon as we got back there she made it clear nothing at all would happen back here. I then said, ok, wrap it up after the first song. She then tried to tell me we were actually back there for 6 songs. I'm like you're crazy, there was a song playing as we went back there, that you said wouldn't count and then 1 more song. She wanted to hook up with me afterwards, gave me her number, which I promptly deleted and left.
We then went to Pink Pony, but it's all nude so no alcohol. Pass. Went around the corner to flash dancers, where I have always had major success there during the day. Pull in to the parking lot and dude tells me $5 to park. I'm like fuck that. $5 to fucking park at that shitty club, and $5 to get in? Night was a wash. Not going to waste anytime in Tampa tonight with these hit or miss places and just goto where I always have a great time, Oasis in Clearwater.
Was Across Street from Mons Friday night.
Eating take-out from a dancer I met there several weeks back. Deepest, longest lasting (was timing it 1000-1 1002 up til 1000-20 count) Earthquake reverberating internally within vaginal walls encasing superior female sexual organs resulting in soft murmuring sounds her voice indicating a paralyzing captivity to an ever growing event she was enslaved by the translation of which can only be described as helpless to withstand the tsunami slowly approaching the magnitude of unknown intensity unfolding beyond anyone's expectations.
Must be groin muscles of steel cable from years on the pole that I played delicately like a violin virtuoso intro then finish with vice grip command over the situation. Hope she does like the girls at a company I worked for years ago and tell all her friends.
Sleaze factor at Seven Seas
I really miss the days at Seven Seas. Has anyone found that sleaze factor at any of our existing clubs? I don't need spinners or "10" that are.
Focused only on emptying my wallet. Someone that is working hard for my business is all I need.
Try St. Pete - more bang for the buck
[QUOTE=LoaferBoat;2063214]I really miss the days at Seven Seas. Has anyone found that sleaze factor at any of our existing clubs? I don't need spinners or "10" that are.
Focused only on emptying my wallet. Someone that is working hard for my business is all I need.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that was sleaze inc. Summer (the most regular girl at Seven Seas) went to work out at the club across from Gold Club towards Brandon. Forget the name of the place. But it was the only club on the south side of the street. But for what you are looking for, I suggest you cross the bridge to St. Pete. No shower rooms like Seven Seas though (thankfully). I would suggest Bare Assets South or Atlantis, both on 66th St. a couple of miles South of Ulmerton before you get to Park St. BA South is the better bet in my book. Especially on the day shift. PM me if you want details.
Well Im here to atone for my Sins
I'm fooling around during the day with a Mons dancer last few weeks today while bf works and I found out today she started at YS and loved the place but she got banned. Straight from the horses mouth every damn thing you people I been accusing of being shills are right. In fact she said the reason it never gets busted is its the only place LEO frequents.
She did say you best chances are during the day.
Dancer I know Says she does
[QUOTE=Jerikson40;2068699]Haven't been to Mons in many years, but my last trip was very memorable. Super hot dancer tried (successfully) to get me off during the laps.
So I'm wondering if things have changed. Every report I've seen talks about the hot dancers and public laps, but never does anyone discuss dancer intent during the laps. Are a significant number of dancers at Mons TRYING to get you off during the laps, or is it all about the excitement of pretty girls dancing for you?[/QUOTE]I didn't ask how exactly because ever since I was 19 my goal was to not blow a wad just by rubbing up against a girls pantyhose so at my age it takes some doing. But she did say it happens they go in wearing a condom. I don't know what the hell she does it just didn't interest me. Many of these girls are so well tune -up the climax too even have wet dreams.
I was at 2001 last night had a better time with a gal and when I asked for extras they said yeah but in the Champagne room for 400- pass. I just go in tip the barmaids well and I form a nice shield where after a while the girl I'm passing out money to her friends come by and join in nobody says shit. I know I had a chance to slip my fingers up her cootch but I was close enough for shits and giggles.
You just can't go in off the street even YS they say you need to show your face a few times. You be surprised the top shelf babes who do take-out like anything else takes luck as things change fast in these places like no where on earth. I quit going to mons I caught one last time waiting at the door looking for me I was going in so often dropping truckloads of dough but tide came in and snagged two. Dancers are the best vaginas you got to figure their every waking hour is tightening it up. In fact the older the better after 15 years the whole body is one muscle unlike marshmellow 20 yr olds.
So if I got take outs from Mons I trust what she said just find a girl their who also dances at 2001 then you will have a better chance. Call 2001 before you go and ask if Amanda is dancing you never seen anything like this anywhere-Vegas, Hollywood, would crush any beauty contest. Tall blond legs ass just perfect. She asked me to go out. I usually ask everyone but I didn't with her thinking it impossible. Even laid a hot wet kiss one me none of my prostituksis do (Czech4 ho).
What so your cop ass can sting them
[QUOTE=Smileyrocks2;2068905]You haven't quite atoned until you drop some names... For starters, which MV dancers are available for takeout?[/QUOTE]Now what I will do is compile a dossier on dirt bag cops getting serviced at YS and forward it to FEDs thanks for reminding me.
Getting take outs at 2001 with MONS girls that moonlight shouldn't worry you your business at YS is irreversibly shot to hell cause of my previous posts like you can't un ring a bell.
Pop into YS first its only $10 to validate others claims here
[QUOTE=MacMan64;2070649]I'll be heading to Orlando next week and I'm going to make the trek to Tampa one night to check out the clubs since Orlando is a waste of time. From what I've read on this site and another, YS, Mons and 2001 seem to be the places to check out. At first I'm kinda leaning toward YS as this one seems to get good reviews for high friction dances and plenty of 2 way touching with a little privacy to go with it. The other that's had some reviews is the Pink Pony, but I haven't seen anything on it lately, anybody like this club? Just looking for current info on any of these clubs as I know things change over time. I would appreciate any updates on these places that might help me make a decision. I know I'm new here on the site but hopefully you guys can give me some tips for a good time. Thanks in advance and I'll be glad to assist anyone headed to Charlotte or Raleigh with some info when you're in NC.
MM64.[/QUOTE]I'm cannot vouch for YS I've been twice and was rejected and steered to a $300 VIP room. On average I think the reports here are accurate, but then it could be a mismatch of events-like in a dream- that happened over a 20 year period of time. 2001 has a $400 VIP room but the girls are trained liars so you pay up front then hope. I was hoodwinked once that way. You think you're walking up a stairway to heaven in that stupid spaceship its gateway to hell instead but then so is every woman stripper if not wary.
You can PM I have a pro dancer friend been at Mons since she was 24 now in mid 30's great body and good looking. I can show you an online pic of her. She has clientele from over the years like some Texan she is seeing tomorrow. Only thing I can think of is you tell me what you want and I will probe her on exactly what she does. Today I will ask her. Mons is limited but she also works elsewhere. You mentioned Pink Ponys but from the reviews its sounds more like dead money. Nothing notable been reported.
Oh yeah this other one has natural boobs. She is petite but very well muscled nice hard ass, the boobs are plump but I guess you sat be cup I'm not up to date on bra sizes. I only know I hate implants. Brunette long hair saw her last night was wavy. Probably see her today so I will ask anyway what she does.
At first time I saw her as I always do press the girls for takeouts. She was cool said she works off nights at 2001 as do other Mons dancers and "would be able to do more". Also is at another club to which I went into once but I don't like smoke and walked out. We eventually hooked up and its cool.
Like In Poker its what's being hidden in the hole cards that counts
Meaning to get to the truth around here you start by discarding a lot of crap lies being tossed around most of which are fantasies. Still its always a YMMV thing true you must develop some trust with the girls but hands down the place I hated all my life because of an old bias turns out to be the coolest, I.e. 2001 Odyssey $4.00 VIP room.
Met this gal some weeks ago at Mons now find she works both places. I actually know her friend who is another stripper so it was easy getting in the door. I go in and one penthouse looking woman starts in on me but I had this one blond waiting texting and all no way. Thing is I got burned some years ago with some cow I hated that lied to me, takes me up the space ship stairway to hell and refuses after I pay $2.20 I got so mad at the scam I put my foot on her ass and pushed her out the booth, bitched at woman at the desk I wanted my money back knew it was gone just wanted to push it.
My point is I only recall one poster reviewing that VIP room same exact experience as I had. For the money better than any escort cause these are penthouse quality babes. I go in the big guy there to take my money but before I get things straight with her dumbass sitting next to me. He tells me drinkins are free I counter I don't have time for drinks. He says its 30 minutes so I start saying that's its I'm cancelling this deal she told me 45 minutes. Now he comes back saying its up to the girl so we worked it out I settled down. They got the place surrounded by big ass roid heads which I think is cool but I show them the balls too and get respect. Maybe dropping $4.00 is what does that.
But when he said its up to the girl that right there tells you many of them may not do shit I just wondered. Turns out we stayed in there over an hour I mean after two massive O's she rolled over to sleep almost like they all do. Sweetest Oussy since that girl in France 1999. She's texting me now from a hotel. Got to get her pics to turn on to my pals.
She wanted to to move into her $400,000.00 house I said this AM and who is going to mow that 3 acre lot, and get on a ladder to change light bulbs on vaulted ceilings and spend weekends at home depot and BBQ and play with your kid, baby sit him while you dance so now I said lets keep the fantasy constrained to the VIP room. That way I can keep focus and make money to pay for your outrageous spending habits.