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[QUOTE=Blackest;3201796]I was right in my earlier post about leaving this shit. I gave this one last try and I was going to see Tiffany [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tiffany-live-back-in-effect/91617677[/URL] .

This chick is really nutty. I don't say that lightly. Steer clear of this woman. You could ask a simple question and she would begin rambling on about being a Jehovah's Witness and then converting to Catholicism. Then she went on about her family hunting Jack The Ripper (the guy from the 1800's) and that a Jack The Ripper cut her up. I couldn't tell if she was telling metaphors or if she was telling the truth. She would stumble when she talked and just kept rambling. Steer Clear.[/QUOTE]Cocaine is a hell of a drug😝.

[QUOTE=Blackest;3201796]I was right in my earlier post about leaving this shit. I gave this one last try and I was going to see Tiffany [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tiffany-live-back-in-effect/91617677[/URL] .

This chick is really nutty. I don't say that lightly. Steer clear of this woman. You could ask a simple question and she would begin rambling on about being a Jehovah's Witness and then converting to Catholicism. Then she went on about her family hunting Jack The Ripper (the guy from the 1800's) and that a Jack The Ripper cut her up. I couldn't tell if she was telling metaphors or if she was telling the truth. She would stumble when she talked and just kept rambling. Steer Clear.[/QUOTE]Well like the pimps say they droup 1 off at cemetery 1 off at the jail and 1 to the crazyhouse.

[QUOTE=Blackest;3201796]I was right in my earlier post about leaving this shit. I gave this one last try and I was going to see Tiffany [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tiffany-live-back-in-effect/91617677[/URL] .

This chick is really nutty. I don't say that lightly. Steer clear of this woman. You could ask a simple question and she would begin rambling on about being a Jehovah's Witness and then converting to Catholicism. Then she went on about her family hunting Jack The Ripper (the guy from the 1800's) and that a Jack The Ripper cut her up. I couldn't tell if she was telling metaphors or if she was telling the truth. She would stumble when she talked and just kept rambling. Steer Clear.[/QUOTE]If not a fat white girl and a Black chick I would have seen her. Crazy pussy is always the best pussy. They are too busy rambling to complain about how your fucking them.

After a couple of misses through out the day with other providers, I end up picking this chick: [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cynthia-thick-and-sweet-like-honey-que-esperas-llama-ya/91960669[/URL].

Who tells me 60 for the short. Cool. Looks good and all but I just felt that this was a terrible experience. I come over for the titfuck, things start out cool. She then whips out a rubber for the service. I'm like what the hell is that for? "oh you got to cum somewhere" Yea, that's why I chose your chest!

Made no sense as she tried to do it, the rubber would just come right off. Dry. No lube nothing except her trying to spit and missing. Never in my short time of doing this has someone put a rubber on for that kind of service. Once she saw that wasn't working she started jacking my shit like it was going out of sale. Finished, but left super disappointed. I could have stayed at home and done that myself. Shiiiitttttt.

Total wack sauce.

I may just quit this hobby and go back to the parlors in Chinatown or try out Flushing. At least there I know I'll get a good to great massage and 2 nuts for 80-100 bucks.

[QUOTE=BoobBanger;3205645]After a couple of misses through out the day with other providers, I end up picking this chick: [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cynthia-thick-and-sweet-like-honey-que-esperas-llama-ya/91960669[/URL].

Who tells me 60 for the short. Cool. Looks good and all but I just felt that this was a terrible experience. I come over for the titfuck, things start out cool. She then whips out a rubber for the service. I'm like what the hell is that for? "oh you got to cum somewhere" Yea, that's why I chose your chest!

Made no sense as she tried to do it, the rubber would just come right off. Dry. No lube nothing except her trying to spit and missing. Never in my short time of doing this has someone put a rubber on for that kind of service. Once she saw that wasn't working she started jacking my shit like it was going out of sale. Finished, but left super disappointed. I could have stayed at home and done that myself. Shiiiitttttt.

Total wack sauce.

I may just quit this hobby and go back to the parlors in Chinatown or try out Flushing. At least there I know I'll get a good to great massage and 2 nuts for 80-100 bucks.[/QUOTE]Hmm. I wonder why her ad says No Black men under 35? LOL.

Be careful of the ads from west bx. They are scams. Those give the donation to my security scams. I know some in the past have been legit but I recently almost got made. I was waiting on a certain floor but my spidey senses were tingling. Also a drunk dude was telling me in the hall way "you look for something your not going to get hahah". I left before the "guard showed up needless to say. Before I leave the building I hear someone yelling "hey yo! HEY YO! I love booty but I'm not about to risk it all just for a scooby snack. I'm just saying beware my fellow explorers. Thats twice west bx ads from BP have tried to get me.

[QUOTE=HungryHippo3;3207412]Be careful of the ads from west bx. They are scams. Those give the donation to my security scams. I know some in the past have been legit but I recently almost got made. I was waiting on a certain floor but my spidey senses were tingling. Also a drunk dude was telling me in the hall way "you look for something your not going to get hahah". I left before the "guard showed up needless to say. Before I leave the building I hear someone yelling "hey yo! HEY YO! I love booty but I'm not about to risk it all just for a scooby snack. I'm just saying beware my fellow explorers. Thats twice west bx ads from BP have tried to get me.[/QUOTE]196th & GC is definitely a spot. I'm sure I've been there with a provider. I remember thinking one of my regulars live just a few blocks over so I could hit her up if this chick on 196 flaked. But that giving the donation to security is a no-no. Never, ever fall for that scam guys.

I saw this on the backpage. [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/rumpalicious-bbw/92143814[/URL].

I'm a bit skeptical because she has been gone for awhile now. Plus, there have been a lot of fake ads lately.

Any info on this?

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[QUOTE=WTraveler73;3211840]I saw this on the backpage. [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/rumpalicious-bbw/92143814[/URL].

I'm a bit skeptical because she has been gone for awhile now. Plus, there have been a lot of fake ads lately.

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Email to friend.[/QUOTE]Seems too random for a fake to use her pics and name, and she's always sporadically posted ads. She'll be active for a month or two then disappear for a while. Last I heard she was living in the BX and got wifed up by a "client" (LOL).

Just called the # and it sounds like her, hosting right off Fordham & Webster. I'm going to catch her as soon as I get some free time, I'll let you fellas know how it went.

[QUOTE=WTraveler73;3211840]I saw this on the backpage. [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/rumpalicious-bbw/92143814[/URL].

I'm a bit skeptical because she has been gone for awhile now. Plus, there have been a lot of fake ads lately.

Any info on this?

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Email to friend.[/QUOTE]I hope this is legit. I never got to see her back before she retired. I ran into her a couple times afterwards when she was working handing out AM New York papers in a train station a few years ago. Recognized her immediately but never blew up her spot.

Last time before she left the game its. 5 for the FS. I hope that still the same.

[QUOTE=WTraveler73;3211840]I saw this on the backpage. [URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/rumpalicious-bbw/92143814[/URL].

I'm a bit skeptical because she has been gone for awhile now. Plus, there have been a lot of fake ads lately.

Any info on this?

Rumpalicious Bbw - 27.

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Went to see her house right near Fordham. Don't ever ever waste your time on this give the money to the madam go in the room to do the deed. CBJ was meh felt good but she focuses way to much on head sucking. Told her deep throat it and she's not really good with English. Box was tight but she says " papi no go hard " she'll assume the position and hop right on instagram pretty lame but for 40 you can't expect to much. If anybody needs me to take one for the team let me know BP and Craigslist Bronx looks dry low key girls are appreciated too.

Thanks a lot, appreciate the info.

[QUOTE=MenaceMontega;3213626][URL]http://aypapi.com.newyork.hoxnif.com/post/18648648/[/URL]#.

Went to see her house right near Fordham. Don't ever ever waste your time on this give the money to the madam go in the room to do the deed. CBJ was meh felt good but she focuses way to much on head sucking. Told her deep throat it and she's not really good with English. Box was tight but she says " papi no go hard " she'll assume the position and hop right on instagram pretty lame but for 40 you can't expect to much. If anybody needs me to take one for the team let me know BP and Craigslist Bronx looks dry low key girls are appreciated too.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys so my regular is out of town right now and I am looking for something new.

Found this [URL]http://max80.com.newyork.hoxnif.com/post/19460892/[/URL] says it's $50 for hr. She advertises as giving good head which is what I'm looking for right now and someone who can swallow.

Any of you guys seen her any info on her.

Seen rump on fordham and webster. Yep ass still fat. She's bald now though. I didn't talk much went for the quick, turned her around pounded out and left. It was alright. I think I jerked off to her vids too much and reality / expectations failed to meetup.

Now I'm lookin at this girl pumkin / bubbles. She's white / pr small bbw. She's got reviews but theyre all glowing reviews and that can't possibly be true.

[QUOTE=ScottiePimpin1;3214594]Seen rump on fordham and webster. Yep ass still fat. She's bald now though. I didn't talk much went for the quick, turned her around pounded out and left. It was alright. I think I jerked off to her vids too much and reality / expectations failed to meetup.

Now I'm lookin at this girl pumkin / bubbles. She's white / pr small bbw. She's got reviews but theyre all glowing reviews and that can't possibly be true.[/QUOTE]If you looking to pound her out she not with it. She a ouch ouch princess if you start going hard expect the hand to hold you back going back soon to see if things changed.

She posts very often on BP offering 40 rose specials. Thinking about hooking up with her next time I'm in the area. However, I cannot find any reviews on her yet, so that makes me a little hesitant.

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Lmao, backpage's escort section just got shutdown by the Senate. Wonder how the hoes are going to adapt (or if they're smart enough to simply move to the W4 M section that's still open).

[QUOTE=JohnTom123;3223551]Lmao, backpage's escort section just got shutdown by the Senate. Wonder how the hoes are going to adapt (or if they're smart enough to simply move to the W4 M section that's still open).[/QUOTE]They actually were posting in that section all along, Covering all bases. Now they have no choice.

[QUOTE=Dormus;3213853]Hey guys so my regular is out of town right now and I am looking for something new.

Found this [URL]http://max80.com.newyork.hoxnif.com/post/19460892/[/URL] says it's $50 for hr. She advertises as giving good head which is what I'm looking for right now and someone who can swallow.

Any of you guys seen her any info on her.[/QUOTE]Are you serious? This broad is hideous.

[QUOTE=Deep2111;3225988]Are you serious? This broad is hideous.[/QUOTE]Oh my goodness, yes, please guys. Don't support these ugly fat tricks. She's looks disgusting, makes me want to puke looking at her. Give your $$ to someone else. Sheesh. Might not sleep tonight now. My goodness.

[QUOTE=Jswizz21;3226112]Oh my goodness, yes, please guys. Don't support these ugly fat tricks. She's looks disgusting, makes me want to puke looking at her. Give your $$ to someone else. Sheesh. Might not sleep tonight now. My goodness.[/QUOTE]When you don't know, you don't know!

If that is the best a monger can do with $50, then they need his membership card revoked and forbidden from ever posting again.

What is the point of getting head from an ugly chick? And paying for it on top of that?

Guys getting into the hobby to sex ugly, fat, out of shape chicks, sorry I did not know that was a new fetish category....rotflmao
Miss me with that list.

Bros! Looking for some spanish ladies in them cpds. They don't seem to be posting anymore (or at least that I know of) if anyone has the numbers for the 176th st one or other quality ones and wouldn't mind sharing, send them my way through pm. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BoobBanger;3235946]Bros! Looking for some spanish ladies in them cpds. They don't seem to be posting anymore (or at least that I know of) if anyone has the numbers for the 176th st one or other quality ones and wouldn't mind sharing, send them my way through pm. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have noticed the same thing. Are there any other good sites similar to BP and CL that have listings? I'm sure these CPDs must be posting somewhere now that BP is down. I don't see them in the w4 m section either.

But pretty soon I want to smash Vanessa the Hoover she offers a tag team threesome anybody interested? If so shoot me a pm. And I have some reviews coming soon I just need to get the links it's pretty hard since the BP escort section is down.

Plan on seeing rumpalicious, since I see she's active again, will report.

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Its 2017 we need real women no fakes.

Anybody know any hot girls who love getting eaten out?? Shits rare or what? LOL.

I've only been to the Queens cdps. Are the Bronx cdps worth checking out?

Ok. Time to drop some bad reviews.

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Shorty right here got me good.

Those pics are maybe real but it's all angles. Shorty is freaking waaaaaack in person but she only got me cause she had on a damn robe. If she wouldve had on clothes that revealed her body I wouldve dipped out of there with the quicknest. She is one of those bad shaped body chicks. Waste of 70 beans. Her CBJ is iight and her cat is pretty tight. But I would never pay to hit something like that if I knew beforehand. Also she kinda dismissed me when my time was up. Bit of a quick trigger with the time. Dont like being dismissed by a pro that's so wack. Would never repeat.

Well that ad the one time we spoke on the phone, she gave me an attitude so I didn't see her that night. That video had me make a mental note to try again. Glad I didn't bite.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;3241870]Ok. Time to drop some bad reviews.

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Natalie 3477783254.

Shorty right here got me good.

Those pics are maybe real but it's all angles. Shorty is freaking waaaaaack in person but she only got me cause she had on a damn robe. If she wouldve had on clothes that revealed her body I wouldve dipped out of there with the quicknest. She is one of those bad shaped body chicks. Waste of 70 beans. Her CBJ is iight and her cat is pretty tight. But I would never pay to hit something like that if I knew beforehand. Also she kinda dismissed me when my time was up. Bit of a quick trigger with the time. Dont like being dismissed by a pro that's so wack. Would never repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;3241870]Ok. Time to drop some bad reviews.

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Natalie 3477783254.

Shorty right here got me good.

Those pics are maybe real but it's all angles. Shorty is freaking waaaaaack in person but she only got me cause she had on a damn robe. If she wouldve had on clothes that revealed her body I wouldve dipped out of there with the quicknest. She is one of those bad shaped body chicks. Waste of 70 beans. Her CBJ is iight and her cat is pretty tight. But I would never pay to hit something like that if I knew beforehand. Also she kinda dismissed me when my time was up. Bit of a quick trigger with the time. Dont like being dismissed by a pro that's so wack. Would never repeat.[/QUOTE]Man those titties look big and fat in the ad and video, glad you posted and saved me a wack visit.

[QUOTE=Whateva;3241968]Man those titties look big and fat in the ad and video, glad you posted and saved me a wack visit.[/QUOTE]Yea her tits are huge. I forgot to ad that but she is nothing anybody SHOULD be paying for. Like, I wouldn't date this chick. She not ugly but her ad portrays a woman that's a 8-10, she's more like a 6. Smh. Plus she dismissed me like she was better than me. LOL ok lady. You lucky you hid your body well.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;3242358]Yea her tits are huge. I forgot to ad that but she is nothing anybody SHOULD be paying for. Like, I wouldn't date this chick. She not ugly but her ad portrays a woman that's a 8-10, she's more like a 6. Smh. Plus she dismissed me like she was better than me. LOL ok lady. You lucky you hid your body well.[/QUOTE]Big tits with a body shaped like sponge Bob or a refrigerator is not cutting it for me, a BBW has to have a pear shape or thick hour glass.

Feed most BBWs and you good money, no need to get on BP or CL.

[QUOTE=Whateva;3242806]Big tits with a body shaped like sponge Bob or a refrigerator is not cutting it for me, a BBW has to have a pear shape or thick hour glass.

Feed most BBWs and you good money, no need to get on BP or CL.[/QUOTE]Yep she was built like spongebob for sure. I hate those types. I usually can spot bad body chick ads but she got me.

Gentlemen,

Went to go see her this morning, Please avoid her. She phishing you out. I hit her up she tell me the rates & street address but not the building number. Had me waiting 20 minutes cause she was in a "session". Give an actual address then tell me "make a right 3 floor" to only see a guy there asking if I'm a cop. First all, I been in this situation to know Ima get rob. 2nd, it took the guy 20 min to get to a building she not even in. They do this in a routine switching phone #, pic's & security. Plus I was still recieving txt like this.

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"Hello".

3 min later.

"Hello".

5 min later.

"where are you?

3 min later.

"Hello".

Such disappointment. Be careful guys, they do this often.

[QUOTE=Willy19;3258659]Gentlemen,

Went to go see her this morning, Please avoid her. She phishing you out. I hit her up she tell me the rates & street address but not the building number. Had me waiting 20 minutes cause she was in a "session". Give an actual address then tell me "make a right 3 floor" to only see a guy there asking if I'm a cop. First all, I been in this situation to know Ima get rob. 2nd, it took the guy 20 min to get to a building she not even in. They do this in a routine switching phone #, pic's & security. Plus I was still recieving txt like this.

[URL]http://aypapi.com.newyork.hoxnif.com/post/20211534/[/URL]#.

"Hello".

3 min later.

"Hello".

5 min later.

"where are you?

3 min later.

"Hello".

Such disappointment. Be careful guys, they do this often.[/QUOTE]I've been in this same situation once, and due to my ignorance I gave the money to the guy who was the provider's "security," only to be told to go to another floor to a door number that doesn't exist. I was actually eyeing that ad yesterday and was thinking of giving it a shot. Thank you for the heads up. Be careful out there fellas.

[QUOTE=Willy19;3258659]Gentlemen,

Went to go see her this morning, Please avoid her. She phishing you out. I hit her up she tell me the rates & street address but not the building number. Had me waiting 20 minutes cause she was in a "session". Give an actual address then tell me "make a right 3 floor" to only see a guy there asking if I'm a cop. First all, I been in this situation to know Ima get rob. 2nd, it took the guy 20 min to get to a building she not even in. They do this in a routine switching phone #, pic's & security. Plus I was still recieving txt like this.

[URL]http://aypapi.com.newyork.hoxnif.com/post/20211534/[/URL]#.

"Hello".

3 min later.

"Hello".

5 min later.

"where are you?

3 min later.

"Hello".

Such disappointment. Be careful guys, they do this often.[/QUOTE]Don't give up nothing 2 these fools tell them yall calling the police I don't understand that weak ass hustle.