BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Salvatore1; 1137281]Hey guys here's an interesting observation. On Feb 8 at 6:48 PM, Lonnie posts her very first backpage advertisement. At 3:57 AM Feb 9, Humpninja posts his review on the sex guide. He's not a senior member of the forum, so his post was probably written sometime later evening Feb 8.

Wow! This guy is really taking one for the team. He's completely fearless of law enforcement. With his smartphone technology, he must be trolling backpage by the minute and jumping in his car to see the provider without doing any history search.

Gentlemen, I had a very scary experience today which I will share with this forum soon. I'm not 100% sure, but the details of my experience would make any monger walk. Please consider this forum infiltrated by LE. [/QUOTE]That's pretty good observation. You are right. She has no reviews and is her firsts posting on BP. He must have set up the appointment before she posted or he new her before hand or is a trap. Time just don't match up. There is something wrong here.

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1137371]That's pretty good observation. You are right. She has no reviews and is her firsts posting on BP. He must have set up the appointment before she posted or he new her before hand or is a trap. Time just don't match up. There is something wrong here.[/QUOTE]After looking at his other reviews I have to give him his dues. I have seen 1 or 2 of his reviews and they were right on. I kind of rush on one comment and I should have look at the others. Sorry for rushing.

[QUOTE=Salvatore1;1137281]Gentlemen, I had a very scary experience today which I will share with this forum soon. [/QUOTE]I will share mine right now. I have had my mongerphone for at least three months. Today I got a text message on my regular phone extolling the virtues of a young lady. This was not from a number where I had a session, but at a number I had called and ultimately was not able to make a connection.

Thanks for keeping my phone number for 6 months assholes.

I am more glad than ever that I have a mongerphone.

[QUOTE=Jacktreehorn; 1136881]Saw this provider last week. Thick mature ebony. Very nice lady who chatted up a storm. .75 for a 30 min massage. Turned into a decent 30 min massage followed by 30 min bbjdtcim that was incredible.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/superb-soothing-relaxing-tension-and-stress-relieving-massages-early-bird-special-til-10am-37/7059798[/url]

Not the greatest looker but a great deal and some of the best oral ever.

Not rushing back there, but will repeat in the future.

Jacky[/QUOTE]I have seen her a few times. I agree with you statment. Very good oral. She is a quick fix when you are really looking and can't find one of your providers.

[QUOTE=Salvatore1; 1137590]Yes I do.

So this is how it went down. Woke up Wednesday morning with that need to see a complete stranger. Saw the review by HN. He said the magic words that the girl was gorgeous so I thought I'd give it a try. I call his last reviewed girl about noon to set up a 2:30. She had a sexy voice with a touch of getto. All appears normal at this point.

About 2:20 I approach the intersection she directed me to and I give her a call. She tells me she had to go out to buy some things for our session and that she was running late. She tells me to wait at a three star hotel in that area. Red flag #1. At 2:30 She's not ready. Red flag #2. This hotel is too expensive for a $$ girl. So I text her I've gotten cold feet and started to drive away.

She texts me back that her toilet plugged up and that maintenance people were their to fix it. Well this actually sounds like a legit excuse. So I told her Il turn around and wait for her call.

So I'm waiting in this parking lot and I'm looking around. I noticed that adjacent to the three star is a two star hotel. So I knew wright their that I was going to be redirected to the shittier hotel when she called back. This hotel is only three stories so I walked every floor trying to get a good understanding of the entrances and exits. I go back outside to strategically park my car in case I need a quick exit. In the mean time, she keeps texting me messages to wait and keeps asking if I'm a cop. To ask somebody if their a cop three different time is another red flag.

At 3:30, an hour later, I get a text to wait 10 minutes and go to the third floor of the two star hotel. , just as I expected. Gentlemen, I was already on the third floor when the girl sent the text. I'm at the corner of the hallway corridors which allowed me sight of both hallways on that floor. Gentlemen, within twenty seconds of that text to meet her on the third floor, a man with a handcuff holster walks from one room to the adjacent room. I almost had a heart attack. I run down the stairs, walk quickly to my car, and drive out the parking lot. I swear to all of you that within two minutes of what I saw, I was driving 100 miles an hour down the expressway.

Even if this is all bad timing and horrible coincidence, it warrants a high alert. Humpninja has plenty of future opportunities to prove me wrong that we should not be leery of his posts. Keep in mind most of the girls he reviewed on USG were reviewed on another site and that he only has 10 posts to this forum.[/QUOTE]5 bucks says the hotel you're talking about is off Old Orchard road? There's the Hyatt there I think, which is nice and then the extended stay next to it? I saw a provider or two there. I saw a chick named Kendra there once awhile back and I'm almost positive she works with the other string of girls who post with the names 'Mia', 'Ava Voss', and a buncha other early 20s chicks.

I'm wondering if they got busted by good old uncle and have flipped? While Salvatore is a n00b, I'd probably becareful in those parts.

Thanks for the warning S.

You were THIS CLOSE to felony. Congrats.

But.

How many red flags did you blow off?

How many red flags will you blow off in the future? None.

I'm not seeing BP girls any more. I'm not paying $.5 or $$ any more. I'm not rich, but girls who pay for their ads on eros or rs2k or have their own website are better known are safer for me.

I'm very glad you shared this scare with us.

[QUOTE=Salvatore1; 1137590]Yes I do.

So this is how it went down. Woke up Wednesday morning with that need to see a complete stranger. Saw the review by HN. He said the magic words that the girl was gorgeous so I thought I'd give it a try. I call his last reviewed girl about noon to set up a 2:30. She had a sexy voice with a touch of getto. All appears normal at this point.

About 2:20 I approach the intersection she directed me to and I give her a call. She tells me she had to go out to buy some things for our session and that she was running late. She tells me to wait at a three star hotel in that area. Red flag #1. At 2:30 She's not ready. Red flag #2. This hotel is too expensive for a $$ girl. So I text her I've gotten cold feet and started to drive away.

She texts me back that her toilet plugged up and that maintenance people were their to fix it. Well this actually sounds like a legit excuse. So I told her Il turn around and wait for her call.

So I'm waiting in this parking lot and I'm looking around. I noticed that adjacent to the three star is a two star hotel. So I knew wright their that I was going to be redirected to the shittier hotel when she called back. This hotel is only three stories so I walked every floor trying to get a good understanding of the entrances and exits. I go back outside to strategically park my car in case I need a quick exit. In the mean time, she keeps texting me messages to wait and keeps asking if I'm a cop. To ask somebody if their a cop three different time is another red flag.

At 3:30, an hour later, I get a text to wait 10 minutes and go to the third floor of the two star hotel. , just as I expected. Gentlemen, I was already on the third floor when the girl sent the text. I'm at the corner of the hallway corridors which allowed me sight of both hallways on that floor. Gentlemen, within twenty seconds of that text to meet her on the third floor, a man with a handcuff holster walks from one room to the adjacent room. I almost had a heart attack. I run down the stairs, walk quickly to my car, and drive out the parking lot. I swear to all of you that within two minutes of what I saw, I was driving 100 miles an hour down the expressway.

Even if this is all bad timing and horrible coincidence, it warrants a high alert. Humpninja has plenty of future opportunities to prove me wrong that we should not be leery of his posts. Keep in mind most of the girls he reviewed on USG were reviewed on another site and that he only has 10 posts to this forum.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected, sir. It does sound as though you were very lucky to not end up paying a visit to the local police establishment, good thinking and planning.

[QUOTE=Salvatore1; 1137590]Yes I do.

So this is how it went down. Woke up Wednesday morning with that need to see a complete stranger. Saw the review by HN. He said the magic words that the girl was gorgeous so I thought I'd give it a try. I call his last reviewed girl about noon to set up a 2:30. She had a sexy voice with a touch of getto. All appears normal at this point.

About 2:20 I approach the intersection she directed me to and I give her a call. She tells me she had to go out to buy some things for our session and that she was running late. She tells me to wait at a three star hotel in that area. Red flag #1. At 2:30 She's not ready. Red flag #2. This hotel is too expensive for a $$ girl. So I text her I've gotten cold feet and started to drive away.

She texts me back that her toilet plugged up and that maintenance people were their to fix it. Well this actually sounds like a legit excuse. So I told her Il turn around and wait for her call.

So I'm waiting in this parking lot and I'm looking around. I noticed that adjacent to the three star is a two star hotel. So I knew wright their that I was going to be redirected to the shittier hotel when she called back. This hotel is only three stories so I walked every floor trying to get a good understanding of the entrances and exits. I go back outside to strategically park my car in case I need a quick exit. In the mean time, she keeps texting me messages to wait and keeps asking if I'm a cop. To ask somebody if their a cop three different time is another red flag.

At 3:30, an hour later, I get a text to wait 10 minutes and go to the third floor of the two star hotel. , just as I expected. Gentlemen, I was already on the third floor when the girl sent the text. I'm at the corner of the hallway corridors which allowed me sight of both hallways on that floor. Gentlemen, within twenty seconds of that text to meet her on the third floor, a man with a handcuff holster walks from one room to the adjacent room. I almost had a heart attack. I run down the stairs, walk quickly to my car, and drive out the parking lot. I swear to all of you that within two minutes of what I saw, I was driving 100 miles an hour down the expressway.

Even if this is all bad timing and horrible coincidence, it warrants a high alert. Humpninja has plenty of future opportunities to prove me wrong that we should not be leery of his posts. Keep in mind most of the girls he reviewed on USG were reviewed on another site and that he only has 10 posts to this forum. [/QUOTE]I think I would have jump from the 3rd floor. Thanks for the heads-up. If you can pm me in which girl you set up the appointment. Just like you I would be scare like crazy. Excellent review of what happen.

[quote=rufinotorres; 1137775]you were this close to felony. congrats.

but.

how many red flags did you blow off?

how many red flags will you blow off in the future? none.

i'm not seeing bp girls any more. i'm not paying $.5 or $$ any more. i'm not rich, but girls who pay for their ads on eros or rs2k or have their own website are better known are safer for me.

i'm very glad you shared this scare with us. [/quote]a felony? was he going to see an **** girl?

i thought the new laws only gave felonies to repeat offenders, pimps, and those who own / rent a house of prostitution.

[quote=donny devito; 1138121]a felony? was he going to see an **** girl?

i thought the new laws only gave felonies to repeat offenders, pimps, and those who own / rent a house of prostitution.[/quote]i might of missed it, but what was the ad or phone number you where replying to? this will help us aviod the ad and / or number.

I believe the review on here that she is the girl in the pics and provides good service, but I had an appt set up with her at firm time and she totally blew it off. No "10 more minutes please" no "sorry" just no call no show.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-treat-sexy-paris-100-real-19/7405056[/url]

Meanwhile, I was thinking about which post holds the records for most tiny eye hits. I. E. The fakest post of all time. The one below gets 52 hits, that seems like a big number to beat. Can anyone do better? LOL.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-dream-brunette-open-minded-19/7099348[/url]

Not the Russian one in Jefferson Park, who is very good for the $, but this one:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-smkin-ht-perfect-body-new-pics-21/7201838[/url]

Any info? She posts all the time, used to post with some obvious TGTBT pics, but these ones, while kinda shitty, at least seem like they're of a real person, ha.

Normally wouldn't bother with a sketchy ad with no reviews, but I live in that area and it would be nice to have something close-by, even if it's not top-notch.

Longtime lurker, help me out and I'll start reporting.

[QUOTE=CDrizzle; 1138215]Not the Russian one in Jefferson Park, who is very good for the $, but this one:

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-smkin-ht-perfect-body-new-pics-21/7201838[/url]

Any info? She posts all the time, used to post with some obvious TGTBT pics, but these ones, while kinda shitty, at least seem like they're of a real person, ha.

Normally wouldn't bother with a sketchy ad with no reviews, but I live in that area and it would be nice to have something close-by, even if it's not top-notch.

Longtime lurker, help me out and I'll start reporting.[/QUOTE]I've been to this place and it is legit. No Uncle LEO. It is an apartment above a currency exchange on Pulaski and they have multiple girls throughout the day. They have massage benches everywhere to make it look legit, but full service is available (and they have hide away beds to bring out). I did one big tittied girl there who wasn't bad. Not sure if the pics are accurate for most of the girls as I visited one there who wasn't posted on BP. I have texted the number and asked who is working and they usually text back. I plan to repeat with one of the hotter ones. It isn't THAT expensive 200-250 is my recollection for an hour so TOFTT on any of these girls has very little downside as it is a legit place. Hope that helps.

Anybody have info on this one nothing in tineye and can't find any reviews.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o_n-_e_-_i_n_-_a_-_m_i_l_-l_i_o_n_-s-u-p-e-r-_s-e-x-y-21/7397197[/url]

Brittney on BP says she's located in bucktown