2006 Archived General Reports

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I saw Pat on three different occasions. The first time I missed her turning on Wayne Avenue in Germantown. It was midday. She was dressed in a cute short set. She has big beautiful bow legs. The second time I only wished I had missed her. It was around 3am, still on Wayne Ave, near Seymour St. She was wearing a short jean skirt and still flashing her big pretty bow legs.

Let’s make this short and painless. Her attitude was the pits. At the start, as soon as she got undress she started to rush me. She either refused or questioned every pose I suggested. We had agreed on 15 pictures, I stopped at 8. I asked her, “If you didn’t wanna take the picture, why are you here?” I told her to get dress. She offered up a BJ to make up for the missed pictures. No more than five strokes into it and she is asking if I am ready and to not cum in her mouth. A couple more strokes and it’s the same question. I just told her to forget it; I knew it was going to be a waste of time. It was also a waste of my $20 bucks. (That’s $20 fantasy bucks, because everybody knows I don’t give girls money to perform sex acts. That would be illegal.)

Back in my car, and she has the nerve to ask to be dropped off at a distant location. Bull, she was lucky to be getting a ride back to Wayne Avenue.

And the bad part was the girl had a nice body. She has thick pretty bow legs, a firm butt, a nice complexion and an okay face. Check out the legs and ass in Pat 11. What a waste.

You can tell from the look on her face (Looks like a mug shot, doesn't it?) this girl isn’t into what she is suppose to be into. Would I stop for her again? Hell no. I saw her for the third time today, still flashing the hot bow legs. I just looked at her and laughed, as she smiled back trying to get my attention. But, Hey! Maybe YMMV, but I doubt it.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Ed Norton]This is a rather huge admission. Doesn't it fly in the face of what a USASexGuide General Reports section is created for?

There is a very logical argument for putting photo spreads without valid information into a thread separate from the General Reports, regardless of the poster's good intentions or past contributions.

Wouldn't you agree with this argument, CookyJar?[/QUOTE]There's IS a separate thread recently begun that specializes in posts which are inane, argumentative, and primarily designed to provide less signal and more noise.

In other words, yours, Ed. Go away, moron.

Arnie

I have to second the Mister Cookyjar is making all his stories up. I met him at the library at story time and hes got to be the best story teller I have ever met. He kept my whole family interested along with the other folks for hours and hours..........

His fictional stories do exceed the normal surreal way of thinking. So as we go through our reading material please remember this is all a wonderful dream he has created for entertainment purposes and its not costing us 2.99 a minute.

Keep up the great work C-Jar you bring smiles to all of us.

P.S You need a pic with a "GOT MILK" sign --LOL!

Is it me or does CookieJar's Pat look like Jamie Foxx. Maybe his sister? LOL!

Cookyjar,

Keep those photos and stories coming!

When Iesha said she was twenty, I should have asked for ID. But I didn’t. How often do you come across something as young, fresh, clean and cute as this? No battle scars and except for her youthful complexion, Iesha was darn near perfect. A young tender thing, ripe for the fucking – oops, I meant ripe for the plucking.

I met up with Iesha just off of Old York Road, standing in a doorway during one of those rain storms last week. She was seeking shelter with another known provider or I would have never guessed that she was working. From the very beginning I could tell Iesha was no professional. After she jumped into my car she fell silent. After two or three blocks I thought to myself, “She doesn’t know the routine.” I asked to feel her breast. I felt both breast, slid me hand down her stomach and touched her crouch. Now we are about six or seven blocks away, have made a couple of turns and still she has made no request. No decoy is going to go that far. So I pulled over, waited to see if we were being followed, then started my own routine. After agreeing to the pictures for $20, she agreed on going back to my place and after telling me she was twenty, she once again went silent. Only once during the drive did she open her mouth to speak, without being asked first, that was to ask a question, – how far. I figured she was cold and scared, a novice and scared or in some kind of trouble and scared.

I am very sorry fellows. I cannot go into the details here. Other then to say, dirty old men need love too. As you all already know, I never pay woman for sex. Such a thing would be against the law. But, if I had, Iesha would have been well worth the $40 bucks total. The job she performed was magnificent. Her work ethic was that of a real professional. I did ask her during her preprimary warm-up, how she had learned such a pleasing technique. With her mouth full she mumbled and gagged a little giving the whole experience a bit more depth. The latter half of her presentation was full of thrusting and humping motions, such energy never fails the youthful. She was juicy and wet as only a fresh member of the opposite sex can get, thrashing about like it was her first time. The sounds of her juices and the pleasant moaning sounds from her mouth were like music to my ears.

Being a very generous person, I would have gladly tipped Iesha an additional $10 spot had there been a money transaction. But, of cause there was no monies passed, because that would have been illegal. She went silent once more, after having let her actions speak for her. I dropped her off in North Philly, near York St. As I drove away, I was already missing her. A quiet woman is a find indeed. A woman with Ieshas’ talents is truly a find. To find a woman who is both quiet and talented and willing, now that’s something.

Would I stop for Iesha again? Take a guess. Yes! Without a doubt. This was not your regular encounter with a SW. This was the beginning of a love affair. But, as always, YMMV.

CookyJar

And you to Ed.

Sorry, gotta go. The Game Is On. Go Eagles!!!

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]And you to Ed.

Sorry, gotta go. The Game Is On. Go Eagles!!!

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

That's the funniest thing I have ever seen... I don't even know who Ed is. LOL

Nicole is still out there on the K. I spotted her below M Street on Thursday a little before noon, wearing a pink top and walking south. She’s a short, freckled redhead with dark eyes and a pretty smile. We agreed to $50 FS at the Carlyle, where we had tried to go on a previous date, only to be told it was fully booked.

This time nobody even answered the bell! She suggested we do something in the car, as we had last time, leading me to coin the acronym RBJ [rolling blow job--I drive, she blows]. She even offered to swallow. But finally we decided to go to the Lincoln. Not the greatest neighborhood in town, but such friendly people out front! ;) They of course were concerned about my car. Actually they didn’t show up until we were leaving, but said they had watched it. I decided to save my tip money for better use.

Anyway, the session with Nicole went fine. She has a friendly personality, one where even if there is a silence in the conversation she apologizes. The poor girl appears to have had a slight fever, but she gamely threw herself into the activity. Lots of caressing. It actually felt good feeling an extra warm body writhing beneath me. Trimmed pussy. Pert titties.

The only negatives would be her rule that her nipples not be rubbed (grabbing the whole thing OK), and payment up front (understandable). All in all a nice encounter with a cute, happy person. Recommended.

How do you get a SW to get completely naked? I want you to do the same as ed norton by puttting my name on the sign and show it to glenn61. He's in the miami board. I want to prove to him that I'm the man. LOL

I really hate to tell you this but Pat used to be a guy.

Sorry

Pick her up the other night Didn't see her face intill she was in the car with me. Really skinny. Is this girl sick. She had red marks all over her face after seeing them i offer 5 bucks for her time Block to block and told her i didn't want anything she then told me a 100 for the whole day. Drop her off. Is she sick.

Thirty (30) girls were picked up on the ave over the weekend. Don't ask how I know, but from an extremely reliable source. Also some of the overtime allotted for extra patrols has dropped a bit, and seems like Tues. and Thurs. are going to be the days for OT and extra patrols on the ave.

Just keep this in mind.

Went out today and a few cuties but opted for Stephanie. Also saw her roomie Britney and Angie as well out today.

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Thirty (30) girls were picked up on the ave over the weekend. Don't ask how I know, but from an extremely reliable source. Also some of the overtime allotted for extra patrols has dropped a bit, and seems like Tues. and Thurs. are going to be the days for OT and extra patrols on the ave.

Just keep this in mind.

Went out today and a few cuties but opted for Stephanie. Also saw her roomie Britney and Angie as well out today.[/QUOTE]Holy Crap! Someone left a report in the right forum!

Tuesdays and Thursdays seem like off choices to me for when to focus on the Ave but I don't know any of the stats on when peak mongering takes place, do you know if there is a reason they chose those days?

In addition to davey1965's report on 30 girls busted, did anyone hear about the Craigslist busts in Bucks county. About 12 girls with ads in the Erotic services section were taken down a couple of days ago by cops posing as johns in motels along Lincoln highway.

Be safe, the fall election cycle is in full swing and politicians are looking to score points on the backs of mongers.

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