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This may be the best post in the history of this Web site. In fact, it's the best post in the history of posts.

Thanks, man.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Anonone; 1400757]Well fellow mongers, Anon saved his pennies up and went north on a quest to visit the Sleep Study Lab in search of more lucid dreaming run by our resident porn star Sydney Thomas. At over 300 cans of Coke Zero, the barter gave me pause, but I decided to TOFTT and do recon on whether she was as awesome in person as she is in her various videos.

It was worth every dime I pinched and saved.

I found the Hobby Xanadu. She is simply beautiful. She re-defines the term "hot spinner body." Booking and screening was a breeze. She was a consummate professional on the phone, and via text / PMs. Very clear communication, prompt and punctual.

Once she arrived at my bed, exactly on time, I saw quite possibly the prettiest woman I have ever been in actual proximity of. She has these incredible eyes, and when her gaze falls on you, your knees go weak, you fall into a slumber, and have amazing dreams.

In my dream, her body was toned and in shape-very fun to touch and taste. Her dark curls just tumble over her shoulders like dark waterfalls. Treat her right and you will find her very responsive. In my dream, I spent plenty of time stoking the fires. She does squirt during the mix of digits and DATY, and it tastes like the nectar of the Gods.

My dream rippled a bit and soon I was on my back in my dream cubicle and she covered me in oil and did something I haven't done in almost a decade: "the lost art of the NURU stripper slide."

OMG! It took all my might to hold on and not waste that shot on goal, because I wanted to sample so much more. Those eyes are sexual and fierce. She seems to have an uncanny sense of what beats at the heart of a man's lust. She has a very intuitive mouth and fingers.

The BBBJ was nothing short of exquisite. She is BBBJTCNQNSCIMWS. She seems to think manjuice is chocolate and will work you furiously (BSL, DT, and twirling hands all in tandem with a mouth that is a whirling dervish) It felt like a half-an-hour, time stands still during her blow job, but it was probably more like three minutes-she had complete control over me.

Not only does she allow multiple shots on goal, she damn near insists on it. She cleaned me up, then began sliding all over nibbling, kissing, and touching until my stalk went firm again. Then it was CG / RCG / CG / RCG / CG. That's right fellas, she spins. Your body is her amusement ride.

I lasted a little longer, maybe seven minutes, and exploded again. Then her mouth was on me. She got all the gears working once again, breathing life into these old bones, and I felt like Superman. I pushed her against the backboard, entered her and rammed into her with all my might. We were both so loud, the folks in the room next door began pounding on the hotel wall. I came for the third time just before we collapsed to the bed giggling like teenagers. She hung out and we snuggled (she is not a clock watcher) and she tried to get me revved for a fourth time, but I begged her off. I needed a "samich and sleep." She led me to the shower and we cleaned each other off, which was very erotic. As I stepped out of the shower she gave my fat ass a playful slap and told me I better have more stamina next time.

I have to hit the gym. I forgot how much I like sport fucking.

I attached a few pics below. Her only ad is at P411 for the moment:

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[url]https://www.preferred411.com/P72330[/url]

She is going to stay somewhat UTR for the time being. Senior members, that aren't jackasses, can PM me for contact information.[/QUOTE]

I am done with this hobby. I've been active for 3-4 months. I've had a regular for a month or so. She's been great but scheduling recently has been an issue (probably partly my fault). My family is out of town and I want an outcall to my house for multiple hours. My regular provider seemed unwilling so I started putting out feelers to other providers. Came to an agreement with Steph, a provider out of Dayton on another site. Talked to her on Friday night and confirmed for Saturday night. Pm confirmation on Saturday morning. Texted at 800 on sat night and she was like who's this. Are you kidding me we just talked this morning. Says she has an earache and won't be coming over. Pissed off. I'd already had my mind set on sex so I started scrambling to find someone else. One of the ones I texted last minute was a favorite of this board Candice. Original texting started at 9:30. Soon came to an agreement for 1130. Seemed easy and eager. Called at 1045 before I left the house to confirm and everthing was on schedule. I'm literally at the light of the paddock / seymour exit and she texts at 1125 that her neighbor dropped off a baby and she'd need another hh. Are you kidding me. Tells me to go wait at a gas station. Pissed off. I go get gas. Think about it for about 5 min and I'm driving home. Texted her back at 1230 and still have no response it's now 130. I drove 45 min from ross for this disrespect. So I've seen a total of 4 women in this hobby and 3 of them have shown me no respect as far as time wasting and blatent lies. There's a reason these low cost providers suck dick for a living, they can do absolutely nothing else. Being a waitress would even be a big stretch for some of these girls. Sick of it. I'll go back to the bar scene and work for my food. The funny thing is I have thousands of discretionary dollars I'd be willing to spend. Ha, Candice just now texted me back and said that's not how she usually does business and that she left her phone when she went to watch the baby and she locked herself out. Seriously. I'm 36, college educated, does she really think that's going to fly? I'd respect her a lot more and possibly forgive if she'd just say she was sucking someone's else's dick, or getting her fix. Guess I'm just realizing this is a white trash haven, and if I want any hope of a decent experience I have to go the high dollar route. I've got such a bad tastes in my mouth I truly think I'm done.

Your post and intensely hot pix get the very highest marks because:

1) Gorgeous, perfect model.

2) Super hot poses.

3) Perfect lighting, perfect focus, professional quality pix.

4) Giant shlong. (Is that YOU are displaying in the pix?)

5) Upscale literary quality description of the encounter!

Fabulous is not too extravagant a compliment. And all this for 3. 0?

But. You are familiar with USASG and the quality of posts made my us mere mortals. You probably understand a degree of skepticism that the ultra-high quality of your post might arouse. Please tell us that YOU took the pix, that they are of the encounter you describe, and that our compliments are on the money.

Thanks for the post-my inner monger is hoping that it is all legit and not TGTBT!

Giani.

I appreciate that!

[QUOTE=OldGoober;1397111]Had a dream about her this evening that was completely delightful. This girl has a fun attitude and proved to be a better than average playmate. There was no rush and she was fun both with and with out clothes. She is a well upholstered girl soft and cuddly. As a long term hobbyist who has both been disappointed and thrilled I can honestly say she is at least an 8 on the personality and performance, and if you like your girls on the thicker side you will be more that happy with her appearance, I know I was. A+ service I will definitely see her again and I can't say that about most the girls out there.[/QUOTE]

I agree. Pics look awesome but raise a question of authenticity to the origin of them. If they are true of you then congrats, well done.

Keep Looking Out.

[QUOTE=Giani; 1401104]Your post and intensely hot pix get the very highest marks because:

1) Gorgeous, perfect model.

2) Super hot poses.

3) Perfect lighting, perfect focus, professional quality pix.

4) Giant shlong. (Is that YOU are displaying in the pix?)

5) Upscale literary quality description of the encounter!

Fabulous is not too extravagant a compliment. And all this for 3. 0?

But. You are familiar with USASG and the quality of posts made my us mere mortals. You probably understand a degree of skepticism that the ultra-high quality of your post might arouse. Please tell us that YOU took the pix, that they are of the encounter you describe, and that our compliments are on the money.

Thanks for the post-my inner monger is hoping that it is all legit and not TGTBT!

Giani.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Giani; 1401104]Your post and intensely hot pix get the very highest marks because:

1) Gorgeous, perfect model.

2) Super hot poses.

3) Perfect lighting, perfect focus, professional quality pix.

4) Giant shlong. (Is that YOU are displaying in the pix?)

5) Upscale literary quality description of the encounter!

Fabulous is not too extravagant a compliment. And all this for 3. 0?

But. You are familiar with USASG and the quality of posts made my us mere mortals. You probably understand a degree of skepticism that the ultra-high quality of your post might arouse. Please tell us that YOU took the pix, that they are of the encounter you describe, and that our compliments are on the money.

Thanks for the post-my inner monger is hoping that it is all legit and not TGTBT!

Giani[/QUOTE]I must agree with Giani. This is the way they all should be. I'm sure Wingman and Whodeyman are admiring it as I type. And I'm relatively sure they will contact you for info on the cock.

[QUOTE=Giani; 1401104]You probably understand a degree of skepticism that the ultra-high quality of your post might arouse.

Giani.[/QUOTE]Giani,

She is real. I just sent you her contact info via PM. I'll send her a text in a moment and tell her to look for you to contact her for more info soon and that you are a trusted member of the board.

Have fun, and post your experience about her.

Just setting the bar a little higher-no reason for USASG to have a little flair and style-it might bring even more of these sexy and most importantly DEPENDABLE, providers to add to the few wonderful ladies that are already here-as to the others, well a wise old monger once said,"Goodbye, good riddance, and good luck at Taco Bell."

-A

PS: Hey Giani, empty your damn mailbox, I just got an error message that your box was full when I sent you her contact info!

I am ready for a name change please pm me some ideas!

Yes I am asking you trusted gents. Can't wait to see the.

Names. Kisses Stormy for now.

Anyone want to take some pics of me? I need new black and whites taken. Please pm me.

Thank you in advance. The Stormester for now.

[QUOTE=Giani; 1401104]Please tell us that YOU took the pix, that they are of the encounter you describe, and that our compliments are on the money.

Thanks for the post-my inner monger is hoping that it is all legit and not TGTBT!

Giani.[/QUOTE]Well, a couple oif them are straight off her 411 ad so there is a pretty good probability that they all are. Not taking anything away from the report, but likely they are not of Anonone's encounter. If they are then I guess that he likes to play bareback with providers (and that is 100% his right and choice).

-BB

[QUOTE=Giani;1401104] Giant shlong. (Is that YOU are displaying in the pix?)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigBird69; 1401659]. . .but likely they are not of Anonone's encounter. If they are then I guess that he likes to play bareback with providers (and that is 100% his right and choice).

-BB[/QUOTE]LOL!

I wish that were my dick! I would be charging the ladies instead of them charging me to pleasure my little angry inch covered by a fat gut.

I would never, ever go bareback--civilian or pro. Those that know me from other boards know how outspoken I am about BBFS.

No, those are pics from her porn videos that she gave me to post with her review to give you guys a little more to go on as you make up your mind whether or not to see her. I am trying to convince her to join here so she has a profile and can place ads and pics etc. I explained that while P411 is a fine site, not all men are willing to use it, because some are not comfortable with Gina's intrusive screening requirement to join the site.

BTW: One of you guys that I sent contact info may have made it harder to convince her to join this message board. When I spoke with her last night she said one of the guys I gave her contact information to tried to haggle with her and put some undo pressure on her to provide an incall. I am sorry if i was unclear in my review that I paid for the room ontop of the rate. Guys, if I share info with you, especially on a gal that is just learning the ropes and has that new provider nervousness to get over, please try to tread lightly. Don't scare them off before they even really get started.

I don't know much about her personal situation beyond that she is working her way through college, has to serve as an unpaid intern in her field of study part of the week as well as a part time job someplace. She does those Bang Bros / Reality King videos and UTR providing to make ends meet. I don't know for sure, but since she is still in school, there is probably a good chance that she still lives with family, is in a dorm, or has a roommate and that might be why she doesn't offer incall. I don't know this for sure, just intuition and theory.

I used this occurrence to gently suggest that she reexamine her price point. I told she is already considerably higher than well established providers in the region, and if she is only going to provide outcall, that has to be factored into the overall cost to the hobbyist. I explained to her that I had saved up and splurged on her for a special occasion to treat myself. I could have seen two of my favorite ladies around here for the cost it took me to see her. I loved every minute of it and thought it was worth every penny, but it isn't something I could afford to do on a regular basis. I am not sure how well that went over-usually those discussion are ill advised.

Anyway, I suggested that she should join the board and place ads. I told her that I hope she considers lowering her rate slightly while she is only offering outcall, and that if she finds a day where her schedule allows, she could always place an ad for a limited incall special, and if she gets enough advance bookings for whatever her break even point is, she could book a room to host incalls. Her response was that given the interaction she has had with some members on this board already, how does she know the guys won't stiff her with the room.

I told her there are two sides to that coin. Chances are the gent that hasn't seen you is thinking the same thing about you: you are already charging a bit more than they are comfortable with (yes you are minor celebrity and damn good in bed, but that only gets you so much traction with somebody that hasn't met you yet) and if they lay down the cost of the room they will be worried they are wasting their time and money-some of the same concerns she has, just from a different angle.

I am not sure how well that conversation went. She didn't hang up on me, but she seemed pretty quiet towards the end. I don't want to entangle myself too much further in her situation. Maybe one of you other guys, or even another provider on here may want to try to mentor her. I did as much as I am willing to do to bring her further along in the hobby.

As always, have fun, but be safe.

-A

[QUOTE=Mister Nky; 1364486]I went saw hot squirt again. My third go around. But this time I decided see candy cream too. Hot squirt is in her mid twenties green eyes full bodied. Candy cream is in her late thirty's and full body also. They're both very fun and very enjoyable. I can see why 1 would take 1 over the other, but hot is my atf and candy is second on my list. Hotsquirt is a 10 on looks 10 on skills and a 10 on attitude. Candi is a 10 on skill. 10 on attitude and a 9 on looks. Together that is a 59 out of 60 LOL. The whole time there I did not feel rushed never look at the clock until out about to leave. They are both looking to get the clientele up of regulars. I will without a doubt see hot again. In every now and then cream. Cream has a better BBBJ. But hot is better at other ares. I do have a better connection with hot. I could see her every day. There is allways more if you need more info. Let me know.

Nky[/QUOTE]CincyDon here and I have seen Hotsquirt several times and plan on repeating. SHe is sensual, sexy, beautiful and always fun to

Chat with. I love her body. Mmmmm I have never had scheduling issues either. ATF for me.

[QUOTE=OneOnlyStormy; 1401495]I am ready for a name change please pm me some ideas!

Yes I am asking you trusted gents. Can't wait to see the.

Names. Kisses Stormy for now.[/QUOTE]"OnlyOneGem"

[quote]I attached a few pics below. Her only ad is at P411 for the moment:

Attachment 167864; Attachment 167865; Attachment 167866; Attachment 167867; Attachment 167868; Attachment 167869[/quote]When, I wrote the dream report on Sydney, below I sorta assumed the same vbulletin software that drives this board like the others would work and I thought I hid the attachments from all but trusted senior members by using the [hide] html code. Apparently all my lame attempts at using html did was to put the pics inline of the text of the post. When it was brought to my attention that anyone browsing, even without signing on, could see them I asked Jackson to pull them down. I apologize for the mix up. I know they were hot pictures, but it is probably in every one's best interest not to have such candid shots up for all to see.

Even if you don't belong to P411, I am pretty sure you can click this link below to see some of her pictures and read her profile to learn more about her:

[url]https://www.preferred411.com/P72330[/url]

I am sure once you connect with her and pass her screening, she would be happy to point you in the right direction to find her professional photo shoots and porn videos on the web. Those of you that missed the photos, sorry, you will just have to trust the rest of us that she is indeed a stone, cold, fox.

I probably just carbon dated my self as a day older that dirt with that comment.

Take care, have fun, be safe.

-A

[QUOTE=OneOnlyStormy; 1401495]I am ready for a name change please pm me some ideas!

Yes I am asking you trusted gents. Can't wait to see the.

Names. Kisses Stormy for now.[/QUOTE]Clear Sailing! The opposite of Stormy