2000-2004 Archived Reports

Sorry guys,

Couldn't give you a report on my 1st samples of D.C.'s finest It was striclty business.I was in and out of D.C.:( there will be a next time, best belive it! I leave no stone unturned!!

MeatMan

Sounds like 4-5++ of us are gonna make [b]Archibalds (1520 K Street NW) between 8pm & midnight + ??? tomorrow[/b]. We started this as a Thai lovers party, but since Korean is the local staple here, [b]please join us if you love [red]ASIAN women![/red][/b] ravensfan, Hondo, trusugbear, babylon, Dutch, Mr Jon, Trashmaster are a few who come to mind... Don't be pissed if I missed you--come and then post more.

On the list of those who MIGHT make it:
LoveLOS, XSailor, Nova Guy, fool4fishnets, KarmaSX, Mighty Spearsman, ToeTapper, Seva Lurker, HardWire, Randy Farang, Globetrotter, & LaoThai (twisting your arm).

I usually get to DC about 10pm, but I'll try for earlier so I can make 2 trip reports to two different spas. Hehehe...

It would be cool if we could try some other spas - than Downtown. Unless you have never been there, then maybe a regular could introduce you. That may work other places too, if you are a regular and the mamasan knows you at your favorite place, take a bro in, introduce him to the mamasan and suggest a girl... I don't know, but that seems like it would get more variety on the board...

Let's get together for a few drinks, laughs, compare notes, maybe sneak off to sample the bounty, and generally have a hell of a good time.

Be safe and looking forward to meeting some of the brotherhood.
LoveLOS

Map to archibalds:

Dear LoveLOS:

Sorry I can't make it to Archibald's this week. I'm stuck here in Connecticut - next visit to DC is Nov. 18 - 21.

Love the map. It dawned on me that you could easily mark where the Downtown Spa is on the same map - just over a block away on Vermont between K and L Sts., NW

Hope all you guys have a great evening!

Archies - tonite or tommorow night?

I'm confused by the below comment.

[quote]Archibalds (1520 K Street NW) between 8pm & midnight + ??? tomorrow[/quote]

[b]Tonight[/b]. 11/4/03 I launch shortly...

Spear, sorry to miss you this time. I considered putting 1413 and downtown on the map... They are both within grenade distance, but could you imagine 10 guys showing up and asking the mamasan where the WSG group is meeting. -ROFL...

-LL

Hi, Guys,

Just want to share some info with everyone. Tonight (11/4) at 11:00pm, ABC 7 news is going to have a special report on SW's in downtown DC - "Hookers are taking over K street." It should be interesting to see how this report impacts the rest of us.

Have fun and be safe.

LoveLos -
Damn....I am stuck in a southern state at this writing and have been all week.
I would have loved to meet up with some fellow asian lovers especailly you, since I am still committed to get to Thailand in the near future.
I hope I can use your insights on LOS for plotting out my itenerary for the trip.
Hope you all have fun!
Clix

Figured I better contribute to the Spa reports

Asia Spa -
Have had three trips there.
First trip, about two weeks after it opened.
Hard body named Laura treated me very well.
Would give her a 9 on massage.
No asian rim service but excellent FS.
She is gone now, or so I was told.

Second trip, and damn if I remember her name.
Her massage was OK but not great.
My technique of giving the lady a massage worked well.
She loved my massage and in turn, treated me very well with BBBJ, asian rim and excellent FS.

Visit last week with Sonya - left me thinking that I should have gone elsewhere. Very nice looking, nice boobs, etc.
TS was merely average with no attention to the ass, so I knew no rim work. Massage was mediocore at best (very unenthusiastic). Tried to use the massage her technique but this resulted in sh*t. No DATY (claimed she just came of the rag) about two seconds on CBJ (just enough time to slip on the cover) and only one position, missionary, permitted.
I was very disappointed.
She knew it, but did the promise more next time routine.
Mamasan asked me on the way out if everything was OK but Sonja was on my arm, so I responded in an unenthusiastic "she was OK".....Should have told her it sucked.
Would avoid this lady if and when I return....hope she is gone to tell the truth.
This spa works well for me geographically and in my previous two visits was very good.
Third time was, shall we say, not the charm.....
Later
Clix

Clix,

Sorry you a stuck in the sexless south. Anytime you want to chat about my favorite subject, feel free. Let's get together soon.
dirtbag 667 at hotmail dot com

LoveLOS

PS Thanks for the Spa reports. Doesn't the law of averages just suck?

Started the trip with a call to my wingman, Hondo, to attempt to change his mind about not making the roundtable. Got the answering machine, so I reminded him of how much booty he would get tonight if he did not go (zero). An hour up the road, I get this irate phone call from a raving maniac. My sexual preferences were questioned and other words were used that this board automatically deletes... Amazing what the throes of yellow fever can cause a man to do... very sad.

Arrived at Archies and saw XSailor. Also in attendance was Nova Guy. Introductions made, we took a table and told the bouncer about the WSG group. Not the usual guy, and I thought he was going to throw us out for speaking to him... Shit... Hope we didn't miss anyone.

We had a few rounds and determined that Nova Guy needs to be sent to Nana Entertainment Plaza, for a week to adjust his attitude and widen world view. He did make a convincing argument for the BLOCK as a possible WSG party venue (Sorry we missed the Trashman's party).

The entertainment at Archibalds was good enough to determine (as if we didn't already know this) that XS and I have similar taste in the female form... Couldn't keep the guy at the table - always sticking $$ in the dancers garters... Amazing.

We were about to adjourn when the bouncer actually came thru for us and directed fool4fishnets to our group. Another round and more good conversation. Well, I was noting the symptoms of yellow fever in Nova Guy, so before he attacked a girl in the bar, we adjourned the party and moved out to K St. XS and the Fool were not planning any muscular therapy, so Nova Guy and I were left to terrorize the Korean community on our own.

We decided against Downtown on the basis of needed variety on the board. 1413 was vetoed by Nova Guy. We narrowed our choices to Olympic and Castle. I have been wanting a return trip to Olympic due to great success there in the past and it was on Nova Guy's "to do" list. I had my wingman.

We arrived and greeted by old mamasan. Oh well, she is not as eager to please me as Tina... Now call me superstitious, but when Nova Guy headed for my favorite room where soooo many good memories await, I had to pull rank. Sorry man, but room #5 is my favorite... In a few moments mamasan appeared with two lovely ladies. One had a so-so face, huge tits, and great curvacious hips. The other had a pleasant face, B-tits and a cute small ass. Neither had the requisite raven black hair that comes naturally on such women. Now, I don't understand why Nova Guy was standing there gawking with his mouth open for fully two milliseconds. I thought I gave him plenty of time to take his pick, so I figured I would have to make a decision so we would not look foolish standing there all evening. XS can guess this before reading, but I chose the more Thai-like version, leaving Nova Guy to figure out what to do with all that excess titty... Stop laughing Hondo.

The moment I asked her name, I knew I had chosen well. [b]Bibi[/b]. Another good omen. The shower was good and we flirted and had fun. Back in the room she toweled me off and proceeded to offer some excellent, deep, hard muscular training--the kind of which is hard to receive at a fuk joint like Downtown. Good attention from neck to toes and a hike around the back and she dismounted; and disrobed. Perfect little tits, just a touch of baby fat, slim hips, cute ass, and luscious kitty (more later). I attacked and she seemed to enjoy the attention my tongue provided the breasts, so she did not complain as my affections strayed a bit further south. As a matter of fact we spent several wonderful minutes dining at the Y. I was rewarded with some wonderful attention to my corresponding areas. The magical raincoat appeared and she was good at the CBJ. I stopped her before little LoveLOS puked and we fondled and cuddled a few minutes before she laid back invited a bit more DATY. Bibi was physically holding herself open to the toungular assault, which was gratifying to me. I like for them to have fun too. We finished Mish due to the constant beating on the door. It seems Nova Guy was thinking he needed to call a cab or something...

Dressed and refreshed I came out and met Jay, Nova's girl. I considered taking both Bibi and Jay for another round, but I guess my wingman would not have approved... He did have the grin of a happy man, so my concerns that he would be pissed at me for dragging him to Olympic Spa were put to rest.

Now, at this point, I have to say that LoveLOS can tend to be a bad influence on other mongers. I mean, what a dirtbag. He can take perfectly satisfied AMP mongers and give them a tour of K street at 1am and before you know it, these upstanding pillars of society are lusting after the hot dollies plying their trade on the corner of K and Vermont... What a pervert.

A small but very enjoyable Asian roundtable was had by those in attendance:
XSailor
Nova Guy
Fool4Fishnets
& LoveLOS
Next time, somebody else can choose the venue, time and date for the second roundtable. You will note that all attendees were the VIRGINia guys who haunt the DC board. Where the fuck were the DC brothers?

Be safe and stay wet,
LoveLOS

Please note, as you are probably already aware, none of this report is true. I just love writing demented, fictional tales of the pursuit of Asian pussy. No animals were harmed in the creation of this report. Look at the timestamp, you know I must still be dreaming...

Quick question,

Was planning a daytime trip to downtown next week and was wondering where the best place to park is located? The only time I have been there, I rode the Metro. Should I ride the metro again, or drive in? I'm not familiar with DC area.

Thanks.

VA Man

Was in DC last week - my posts are on the chicago and suburban boards.

Chose to go to 1413 because it seemed the easiest to find

Girl was named June.

Got a fairly decent table shower .

Back in the room she layed hot towels on my back and said
she would give me a hot towel massage. Then she left the room

When she came back she sort of sat beside me and started a massage through the towels. I started rubbing up and down her legs and trying to reach under her skirt.

She left the room again - and came back and gave the sign for humping - I gave the sign back for hj. She massaged a little more and left the room again.

She came back and started the hj - pulled out her tits from her top
and let me feel them. Did not let me suck them or feel much between her legs.

It all ended quickly and mechanically.

Not that great an experience

** MONGERS ROUNDTABLE REPORT Version 2.0 **

Where to begin? I arrived early to Archibalds. My first time there.
Love the 6$ beers by the way. I was a bit confused as to how I would identify the Monger summit and its participants. I asked the bouncer and he had never heard of WSG. So I sat at the bar and waited. An hour latter, an individual came in, wearing a not so-discrete shirt and nestled up to
the bar next to me. I noticed he was looking around the bar in search of something. I asked him if he was here looking for somebody. I immediately realized how gay that sounded and quickly asked if he was here for a group. Great, now it sounded gay and kinky! Uggghhh....he looked me over and said yes, I'm looking for a group....WSG group. We introduced and thats how I met XSailor. Next came LL.

I won't rehash but yes, stories and beverage were shared. We decided to ask Mr. Bouncer to direct anyone looking for WSG to us. I really thought I was going to get pounded by him. He was having a bad night apparently. Ahh well, so there we sat, then I felt a hand on my shoulder a lil while latter. Fool4fishnets shows up. Good stuff! Much was discussed...the block, AMPs, SWs, etc. Interesting part of the conversation was how to "hide" your mongering expenditures. Good points were brought to the table.

The night went on and F4F had to head out. XS headed to Clicks and LL and I decided to sample some of the culture. After some debate (I REFUSE TO GO TO 1413K) it was decided that Olympic was our destination.

Arrived at Olympic and LL paid off some guy to wash his windows while were gone. 2 bucks I believe was the going price. Cheapskate.

** BEGIN REVIEW OF OLYMPIC **

To add to LL's rendetion, let me clear the air. I was not indecisive in my decsion making of my provider, I graciously allowed my senior to have his choice. Age before beauty. =)

My provider was Jay or Jade or whatever. Who cares. I think she had just woken. Laid my 5 20's (160$ total donation) under the watch and undressed. Got ready for the shower and right when we opened the door - LL and his provider were in route. Drat - he beat me. Well, my provider did a massage while LL was cleaned. My provider was a bit older than my tastes. Prolly 30's. Very nice tits (fake C's) and a bit of pocket in the
the belly. Her face was a bit worn but it was diffuclt to tell based on the 10 layers of makeup she was wearing. Overall, I would give her a 6 in looks. I had decided already that I was not into FS with this provider.

Went to shower where thats all it was. A shower. Period. Took me back to my room and immediately asked if that was her tip. I said yes. She took it, counted it and left the room. That was a first for me btw. Came back, disrobed and began a decent massage.

No breast massage, no ass play...just decent massage which I njoyed. Rolled me over and the then the breast massage began. Across my chest, on my member...etc. Did some ball icking and some licking of my shaft right w/o a condom. Slid the condom on and proceeded with a CBJ. Here skills were good. She did that for a bout 6 minutes then I stood up. I guess she was thinking it was time for some MISH and laid on her back. I said nope....keep sucking. So I stood beside her, while she was laying down and basically f*cked her mouth. After another 6 minutes of that, I laid back down on the table. She attempted to cowgirl me and I again told her nope. She looked at me quite oddly. I just wanted a CBJ to finish. She obliged. Afterwards she started knocking on the wall to LL's room. Some secret
knock to let them know we were done. Overall - it wasn't a bad experience. Had a smile. My provider just wasn't what I was into. I tell you, I like those Downtown girls.

I think LL was ready to go another round with his provder and Jay. He was a kid in a candy store. Sounds like he had one hella experience. so, what to do now. We made our way back to K and I wanted to see what all the excitement was about K street after midnight. Let me tell you.....I don't think I've seen anything like that. I think total count was 5-7 BSW's out and about. I was impressed. One in particular was very slim, with legs that wouldn't quit. Anyhow, I saw LL salivating and it was getting past my bed time. Had LL drop me off at my car, which was conviently located less than a block from the AMP on I street. I love that Archibalds area btw. 3 AMPS, a titty bar and SW activity
all within stumbling distance. DC is great!

Pointed out I street AMP to LL and departed. Did you make it there LL? LOL.

Good experience, looking forward to doing it again. And I agree, where the hell were you DC mongers for this trip? VA people made it. =)

Side note about my provider from Olympic. She made a comment about not liking the area because "too many blacks" were there. To my mongers of darker persuasion....stay away from her. I don't think she would provide you the level of service you expect. Just a hunch.


Disclaimer: All the above is total BS. Not true. I made it up. If you think its true you are dillusional. There is no LL, Xsailor nor Fool4Fishnets. I made it all up. I'm mental and just make shit up like this to enterain ya.

-Nova Guy-

I just had a nice Olympic experience with Jackie. 22 years old, tall for a Korean. No waif, just kinda solidly built. Great skin, smelled great. Smallish chest, nice butt. Skilled at all languages(except I didn't ask about Greek).
This place is always a winner, similar to Downtown.

Hey guys,

Sorry I couldn't make it to the get together but I have family obligations at night. Sounds like it was a lot of fun. We're probably making Downtown too popular, what with that door bell ringing every 10 minutes or so, men waiting around, high volume wearing down the ladies, and should really try some of the other AMP's in DC. Although I love Downtown, I agree with LoveLOS that we need to diversify so next time I venture to a AMP, I will pick another AMP. I haven't logged in with an AMP report recently because I have been spending time with some of DC's wonderful escorts. One of my ATF escorts, Amber Reese has returned from retirement at least on a part time basis and she is as enthusiatic and wild as ever. As always, BBBJTC and porn star experience. For those who want to see her, you can easily research where she is and her contact info, through the Internet and the popular escort review sites.