Spare Tires and Demon Marks
I have discovered in my time as a hobyist to read between the lines and look for what is not shown. Here's what I have found:
1) If they do not show their stomach in photos, expect a spare tire. (I mean the full naked stomach. An implied or hidden stomach does not count).
2) If they do not show their arms and legs, expect demon marks.
3) If they do not smile, expect rotten teeth.
4) If they do not show their face, expect ugly.
5) If they are using an app to smooth their wrinkles, expect advanced age.
6) Look at the pics, estimate the age and weight. Now add 15 years to the age and 30 pounds to the weight.
There are many more, but if you just go with those six guidelines, you are less likely to be disappointed when she shows up at your door!
Spare Tires and Demon Marks
[QUOTE=DanielHelms;5001797]I have discovered in my time as a hobyist to read between the lines and look for what is not shown. Here's what I have found:
1) If they do not show their stomach in photos, expect a spare tire. (I mean the full naked stomach. An implied or hidden stomach does not count).
2) If they do not show their arms and legs, expect demon marks.
3) If they do not smile, expect rotten teeth.
4) If they do not show their face, expect ugly.
5) If they are using an app to smooth their wrinkles, expect advanced age.
6) Look at the pics, estimate the age and weight. Now add 15 years to the age and 30 pounds to the weight.
There are many more, but if you just go with those six guidelines, you are less likely to be disappointed when she shows up at your door![/QUOTE]LOL oh so funny, but also so true! Well said, Thanks.