Massage Parlor Reports

Saw Mimi who is new there. No massage really got right to it. Not my style. Also left the door open a few times when I was naked on the table.

[QUOTE=DvdMatsu;6274464]Longtime lurker. So apparently I live right in the middle of some popular (or infamous) spots. Next week I take the first dive. Will probably try all of them but was wondering if someone had some recommendations between these places. Decent massage? L1-L3 available? Talent? Idk if these are the best places to go but they're all literally 1-4 blocks away from me.

H Wellness.

Sunflower.

Pacifico.

Vida.

Aries.[/QUOTE]IMHO you're better off checking out the spots on Chicago Ave. (Ozone, Golden Dream, Sunkiss, Oki Doki) to get a mix of quality massage and MP's with a diverse menu. I've only ever gone to H Wellness and it smelled like fish so I walked out.

Still wondering about red lantern, if tip is expected or if the price is all inclusive like some other places. Any info is appreciated.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6274182]What's Emily's other aliases?[/QUOTE]Think in the spa she might be referred to as Helen.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6274752]IMHO you're better off checking out the spots on Chicago Ave. (Ozone, Golden Dream, Sunkiss, Oki Doki) to get a mix of quality massage and MP's with a diverse menu. I've only ever gone to H Wellness and it smelled like fish so I walked out.[/QUOTE]Will check those out first then, starting with Ozone. Thanks man.

[QUOTE=DvdMatsu;6275211]Will check those out first then, starting with Ozone. Thanks man.[/QUOTE]Go see Karly at Ozone. Total open menu including anal! She is awesome and hot!

[QUOTE=Niceguy99;6274862]Still wondering about red lantern, if tip is expected or if the price is all inclusive like some other places. Any info is appreciated.[/QUOTE]Price is inclusive of FS. But GFE / VIP is extra, BBJ is extra.

Not the best place but for 140 $ you get a short woman with a fucking hot face, and gorgeous legs but a little belly. A wild attitude and can fuck the shit out of her. 60XX W Diversey Ave.

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[QUOTE=Eddinger;6275376]Not the best place but for 140 $ you get a short woman with a fucking hot face and gorgeous legs but a little belly but a wild attitude and can fuck the shit out of her. 6009 W Diversey Ave.[/QUOTE]Wait are you talking about Lala? She is definitely not hot or gorgeous. She more like the "fat" girl next door.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;6275376]Not the best place but for 140 $ you get a short woman with a fucking hot face and gorgeous legs but a little belly but a wild attitude and can fuck the shit out of her. 6009 W Diversey Ave.[/QUOTE]This sounds like Lala who has a great attitude and is always eager to please.

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6275267]Go see Karly at Ozone. Total open menu including anal! She is awesome and hot![/QUOTE]Karly is back in Thailand now resting her back door.

Made a visit to Comfort Massage in Homewood, and saw Tina there after a long absence.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6274752]IMHO you're better off checking out the spots on Chicago Ave. (Ozone, Golden Dream, Sunkiss, Oki Doki) to get a mix of quality massage and MP's with a diverse menu. I've only ever gone to H Wellness and it smelled like fish so I walked out.[/QUOTE]Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6275787]Karly is back in Thailand now resting her back door.[/QUOTE]Man I missed out was going today and they told me she's gone until February. Any recommendations that offer Greek and is good looking? I'm too mad. Happy New year everyone.

[QUOTE=EyDawg;6275841]Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.[/QUOTE]As far as I knew Sunshine was always pretty legit save for SS offers.

As far as I knew it was always like you said.

[QUOTE=BadDances;6275987]As far as I knew Sunshine was always pretty legit save for SS offers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EyDawg;6275841]Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.[/QUOTE]It's legit that's why I included it so he could get a quality massage after getting stroked off at all the other places. The man's going to need a good massage after all those HJs.

[QUOTE=Coopertars;6275284]Price is inclusive of FS. But GFE / VIP is extra, BBJ is extra.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6276053]It's legit that's why I included it so he could get a quality massage after getting stroked off at all the other places. The man's going to need a good massage after all those HJs.[/QUOTE]I'm just a simple man on a quest for truth and answers. But yes.

[QUOTE=JoeyEye;6274268]I had some free time and decide to check out Natural Healers. I called ahead and confirmed 11:30 am. I walk from my place and arrive on time. Ring the doorbell and get let in by an attractive lady in a short pink dress that left little to the imagination. I leave my shoes at the front door and Yaya shows me to the room. She confirms it was me who called ahead and I show her my phone and messages etc. Within a minute or two, she has to attend to another hopeful monger who she shoos away. She returns and I'm on the table. She immediately climbs on top and sits on my butt, massaging my back. I can feel her naked pussy. After a decent 20 minute massage, I turn my head and see her dress is hitched up a little, exposing her pussy. I comment that I like what I see and she immediately asks what I want. She quotes $. 6 for everything. I'm down. She proceeds to give a lengthy BBBJ with some BLS. She takes the cover and suits me up. She wants me on top and asks for it hard. I deliver on her ask and put my hand gently on her throat. Yaya responds with an "Oh, yes." and gets into it. I give her a few gentle slaps across her face and ask her if she likes that and she says yes. I continue fucking her pretty hard a few more minutes and blow in the bag. She cleans me up, gets dressed and continues with part two of the massage. I have about 15 minutes left and start getting frisky with her, grabbing her butt and feeling her up. Yaya likes it and she offers round two as a naked BBBJ / HJ. Overall a great visit![/QUOTE]I saw Yaya after this visit. I'm not going to get into the nightmare of a time I had with scheduling. And them sending the wrong pics for the wrong girl. But I was expecting a much hotter younger chick. Yaya is I would guess 37-40. She has a really curvaceous body and it's actually super hot and pleasant; if you're an ass man you'll like her but she's also probably got Cs or Ds. Her face is kind of plain.

She's a pretty nice girl and would give good service but I was so let down from having to wait so long and then her not being the girl I'd imagine I politely told her I'm tired; she insisted and I said okay. I want a massage only. She agreed and said if I liked I could always come back. She got to work massaging and throwing her pussy in my face and then climbing on my back. It all would have been hot except that room smelled heinous. I'm not trying to accuse her, but I'm pretty sure it was a stinking coochie. It put my off so much I had to ask her to stop and I left.

Nice girl I'm sure others would enjoy but don't expect too much in the face department and you'll be fine.

[QUOTE=EyDawg;6275841]Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.[/QUOTE]If you see Yen at Sunkiss, you can get all the UTC action you want. She won't do too much in return, but it's a nice combo of good massage and getting your fingers wet.

[QUOTE=EyDawg;6275841]Isn't Sunkiss legit now? I went there and couldn't get anything.[/QUOTE]You'll get a better massage at Lang Spa and you might get some action, depending on who you get. Anna was pretty fun last time I was there.

Went to BHC after a while; landed up trying a provider I didn't have before. Asian but said her name was Loraina? Sounds latina. Or maybe I just couldn't understand her accent but whatever. Great pair and I thought this would be fun. But total let down superficial, mechanical and all kinds of restrictions. Was a waste of $2. Going to stick to more reliable places.

Heads up to avoid this chick at least.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;6275376]Not the best place but for 140 $ you get a short woman with a fucking hot face, and gorgeous legs but a little belly. A wild attitude and can fuck the shit out of her. 60XX W Diversey Ave.[/QUOTE]I dropped in there recently and met Lala who used to be at the Lotus on Irving. She's tons of fun. She has tattoos on her shoulder blades so if you saw those then it's definitely her. She's an enthusiastic one.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6275787]Karly is back in Thailand now resting her back door.[/QUOTE]It's high season in Thailand and I'm guessing resting her back door is the last thing she'd be doing, having been there during the dry season.

Just got back from Pacifico. Overall I'd say it was a royal fail. Granted this was my first MP / any paid service and I was pretty damn nervous. Anyway I got Yasmin and first she did the massage which was pretty bad. Just gliding her hand across my skin. She does both sides then asks if I want anything extra. Now this is going to sound arrogant, but I figured that being an attractive, young 30's, 6'0, 210 lb at 13% bodyfat would at least get me a SMILE? I got nothing lmao. Stone cold transactional vibe / response. Almost like she was dead inside. I speak fluent Spanish so I ask for a blowjob. She says $100. All in now $160. She asks if I have protection, I tell her no and that it's my first time and came unprepared. She goes and gets a rubber and proceeds with CBJ. Again I was nervous so it took me a while to get hard. Forget about finishing. So I hear the ringer go off and she takes off the condom and says "I'm going to finish you with my hand. " She goes at it hulk style and at this point it just hurts so I tell her maybe better luck next time. She says "yeah, once your nerves calm down you'll be fine. See you next time. " Honestly I feel like if she was even remotely into it I would've been able to finish and her whole demeanor was a turn off. Anyway, paid $160 for rugburn. On to the next gents.

Yo anyone know where she at now? I had her digits and wechat but due to issues I had to clean my phone haha. I was down in chitown and called Grand and lady said coco gone long time. Just wondering if any of yall know where she work now or would pm me her wechat. I can prove I know her via pm. Thanks fellas.

My last dream of 2022. I stopped of at Ashland Spa, it's right next door to East Rhythm. This is the first time I see Spa's right next to each other LOL. I was greeted by Sara, slender build maybe late 20's or early 30's but who knows. She was friendly, English was not perfect but ok. Massage wasn't the best and not the worst, she tried her best I guess. On the flip she went straight to work, didn't really allow any utc action, so I let her finish. No mention of any tip and she got the job done. Left the standard for this type of work. I don't think anything else is offered. Anyways Happy New Year guys.

[QUOTE=JuiceWrld996;6277036]Yo anyone know where she at now? I had her digits and wechat but due to issues I had to clean my phone haha. I was down in chitown and called Grand and lady said coco gone long time. Just wondering if any of yall know where she work now or would pm me her wechat. I can prove I know her via pm. Thanks fellas.[/QUOTE]Isn't she at SXL now?

[QUOTE=DvdMatsu;6277005]Just got back from Pacifico. Overall I'd say it was a royal fail. Granted this was my first MP / any paid service and I was pretty damn nervous. Anyway I got Yasmin and first she did the massage which was pretty bad. Just gliding her hand across my skin. She does both sides then asks if I want anything extra. Now this is going to sound arrogant, but I figured that being an attractive, young 30's, 6'0, 210 lb at 13% bodyfat would at least get me a SMILE? I got nothing lmao. Stone cold transactional vibe / response. Almost like she was dead inside. I speak fluent Spanish so I ask for a blowjob. She says $100. All in now $160. She asks if I have protection, I tell her no and that it's my first time and came unprepared. She goes and gets a rubber and proceeds with CBJ. Again I was nervous so it took me a while to get hard. Forget about finishing. So I hear the ringer go off and she takes off the condom and says "I'm going to finish you with my hand. " She goes at it hulk style and at this point it just hurts so I tell her maybe better luck next time. She says "yeah, once your nerves calm down you'll be fine. See you next time. " Honestly I feel like if she was even remotely into it I would've been able to finish and her whole demeanor was a turn off. Anyway, paid $160 for rugburn. On to the next gents.[/QUOTE]That's what you get for ignoring my recommendations.

I like waking up late on New Years morning to texts from some of my favorite massage therapists wishing me a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6277810]That's what you get for ignoring my recommendations.[/QUOTE]Yeah, well I was literally home and passing by it. Stood there for a second and was like fuck it. Impulse buy moment.

While sexy, I totally felt like I was part of an assembly line with Karly. I am not sure if it's worth it, to be honest.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;6276873]It's high season in Thailand and I'm guessing resting her back door is the last thing she'd be doing, having been there during the dry season.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6277805]Isn't she at SXL now?[/QUOTE]When was the last time you seen her there? I called they said she left the store. I just like get her wechat again. I just for lost it. If anyone can pm and help me out.

[QUOTE=Pupsnu;6278207]While sexy, I totally felt like I was part of an assembly line with Karly. I am not sure if it's worth it, to be honest.[/QUOTE]This! She felt so robotic and detached during the entire time I was with her like she was simply following a script. Yeah she'll let you put it up her butt but it was too mechanical for me to really enjoy it. Cindy and Jessica provide a much more enjoyable and personable experience IMHO.

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6278247]This! She felt so robotic and detached during the entire time I was with her like she was simply following a script. Yeah she'll let you put it up her butt but it was too mechanical for me to really enjoy it. Cindy and Jessica provide a much more enjoyable and personable experience IMHO.[/QUOTE]WOW! You guys must have got her on a bad day or something. I have seen her multiple times and every time is like a wild ride with a legit porn star. I have talked to couple guys that admitted they were intimidated by her. She definitely puts on a show.

Anyone know of a decent 4 hands experience w / a good finish? Maybe BHC? I could also see them being a waste of money. Figured I'd get a 2nd opinion before I took the plunge anywhere. Thanks, Happy New Year!

[QUOTE=BellBurner;6278658]Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time![/QUOTE]1. It's totally acceptable to become a regular at the same place. Usually you'll benefit from improved service over time. Just don't become an obsessive stalker or think the girls falling in love with you. You can switch it up to see what else is out there but if you find someone you like it's worth maintaining it.

2. High school health should have covered this?

3. Ozone is a pretty good spot they bring in new people regularly so it helps change the scenery if you need it without going to a new place but they charge more per hour than most places and depending upon who you get for massage you may get good service to none. Thai and Korean spots seem to have prettier girls with better hygiene and who also have a better grasp of English. Korean place in Chicago worth visiting is Massage CLC and the other Thai spots can be found on RM but there's only a few. Chinese places IMHO can be very hit or miss but Belmont is usually pretty consistent.

4 you can usually ask what they offer and they'll tell you. Usually it's HJ, topless or naked HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, or CFS. A few may be open to peeing on you if that's your thing so don't be afraid to ask.

5. Most important make sure you ask their name and remember it in case the service is really good or really bad so you can go back to them or avoid them next time. Most girls have 2-3 names they cycle through so it's important info to remember especially if you want to make an appointment again.

6. Beware of misleading info. RM is full of fake reviews so be cautious of any place promoting reviews of 18-24 yo girls regularly. It's usually just a scam and you'll be greeted by a 45 yo woman instead.

7. It's best to call / text these places with a burner number. Some shops have sent me unsolicited text messages saying to come visit. So it's best to just get a burner phone / number. Since your username is bellburner perhaps you already know that.