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That's streamwood a 5 huh nice work.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2627816]Answered an ad at 10:03 pm. BBw Indian woman looking for a date. She is located at 19 and 59 (Carol Stream?) Has a red Expedition and wants to meet at Super Target. There are about 8 cars in the lot and she is waiting in the back seat for me. She is a smaller BBw and a 5. Kissing, oral and then she wants me to do her in the back of the car. I don't like car dates, I always think cops are going to get me. So I do everything fast and say lets meet next time at a motel. There is a Wendys there and I get myself a Frosty. I am home in Elk Grove at 11:03. Like I said, unreal. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2627816]Answered an ad at 10:03 pm. BBw Indian woman looking for a date. She is located at 19 and 59 (Carol Stream?) Has a red Expedition and wants to meet at Super Target. There are about 8 cars in the lot and she is waiting in the back seat for me. She is a smaller BBw and a 5. Kissing, oral and then she wants me to do her in the back of the car. I don't like car dates, I always think cops are going to get me. So I do everything fast and say lets meet next time at a motel. There is a Wendys there and I get myself a Frosty. I am home in Elk Grove at 11:03. Like I said, unreal. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]You left out the most important detail. Chocolate or vanilla Frosty??

Just wanted to let people that have seen her know that she passed away a couple months ago from cancer. She was battling cancer for a while.

I just caught this posting from MJ around 9 pm, see attached.

Is this an actual pic of MJ? From pics in her previous posts, she looked like a small bbw. Makes me what to say "hmmm".

Be safe, it's a jungle out there!

BZ.

[QUOTE=BravoZulu;2630353]I just caught this posting from MJ around 9 pm, see attached.

Is this an actual pic of MJ? From pics in her previous posts, she looked like a small bbw. Makes me what to say "hmmm".

Be safe, it's a jungle out there!

BZ.[/QUOTE]I have not seen her in a while. That could be her. She had a bigger butt and long blonde hair. Hard to see either one from this picture. Weren't there some reports about issues with her mouth? Was that bs?

[QUOTE=Acls15;2627060]Hey guys anyone come across this girl? Been texting seems pretty cool and open minded. Hosts in uptown but willing to travel and get room if I can get a few friends to see her.[/QUOTE]Send her info if she is legit. I will take a spin.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2625894]BBW with huge tits in Alqonquin. 50 for BJ. She is advertising in casual enconters w / m. Search under Alqonquin. She is right off of Alqonquin rd. By a McDonalds.[/QUOTE]I don't see the post on CL. I used to live in that area a few months ago.

Know threw was some concerns about this. I TOFTT, prefers outcall but can do incall at times. Pics are real, she's about 5'7", very thin and is a young mom. Accommodates well, appears sane and is safe. Not sure ill repeat, just didn't connect, but know some of you would love her for 1. 5. She's on the west side near westmont. So what's the bizarre? Well, I met her at her place, nice small home in residential area, it just felt funny and I never really got comfortable. Damn gut feeling. Seniors PM with questions please.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/hss/5235535215.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Diginonomous;2628404]Just wanted to let people that have seen her know that she passed away a couple months ago from cancer. She was battling cancer for a while.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about Sunny, the really hot white 20 something from a few years ago who went to California and disappeared?

[QUOTE=JusPlayin;2632801]Know threw was some concerns about this. I TOFTT, prefers outcall but can do incall at times. Pics are real, she's about 5'7", very thin and is a young mom. Accommodates well, appears sane and is safe. Not sure ill repeat, just didn't connect, but know some of you would love her for 1. 5. She's on the west side near westmont. So what's the bizarre? Well, I met her at her place, nice small home in residential area, it just felt funny and I never really got comfortable. Damn gut feeling. Seniors PM with questions please.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/hss/5235535215.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I'll vouch for her. Wasn't' at her home but had a good time nonetheless. VERY sweet girl. Looking to get ahead however she can. Treat her well.

All the more I admire Rocket Dork for finding these beauties on CL. Well here is MY story. Finally, I got a hit from a woman who answered my ad on CL. She emailed me using the CL mail service saying she was interested in my ad. After a few back and forth emails and deciding that she wasnt' trying to direct me into giving my credit card at some other website, I gave her my direct email to converse with. Everything was sounding promising as she gave me her number and told me to call her which I promptly did. As luck would have it, no answer. So I left a nice message telling her that she had a sexy voice on her message machine mentioning that I would call her later. An hour went by so I called again, again, no answer. Waited another hour called again, same thing. This time she texted me telling me she couldn't answer because she was masturbating to the sound of my voice. So I naturally had to answer back, asking her why she was playing alone when I would be more than willing to come over and help. OK no response back to my text reply. Time was getting late so I texted her good night and turned off for the night. The following day I awoke to find an email from her with a nice closeup picture of a nice tittie with a great looking, suckable nipple. Oh boy I am thinking, this is going to be great! She also asked for a nice chest picture of me as well, nothing more or risque. Which I happily provided. She told me she worked double shifts on some days, which got my spidy senses up thinking she might be LEO. Re read and looked at all of our correspondence to make sure I was legit. Whew!. So I called her and lo and behold actually got her whereby she told me she was in healthcare. We had a great talk, and agreed on setting something up for the upcoming week. The only problem was is that her mom just passed and had to take care of all that stuff with her family. No problem I told her. Just let me know.

Again later that evening I get a text from her telling me she is masturbating to my voice and picture again, visualizing me on top of her, while substituting her vibrating dildo for my throbbing cock. This is killing me, so I texted her back and then the weirdness starts. She texts back calling me a fool. I laughed and said, OK you got me ha ha. The next day she calls me, leaving a message telling me how sorry she is, and that she can't' wait to feel me inside her. I'm like whatever by now so I decide to play along. No response from her. I txt back again, and the next day I get a response saying if I can't' meet not to waste her time. I replied OK how about tomorrow? No answer. So like at 3:00 Am I get a text from her that instructs me to stop stalking her. Really? Can you believe that shit? I don't even want to answer. The following day I get an apology. Decision. This woman is a WACKO! Could you even begin to imagine what she could do if I actually came over and fucked her? Geezus. What problems she could cause. So with that story under my belt, my hat off to you RD, you are the undisputed CL king.

G2.

[QUOTE=BravoZulu;2630353]I just caught this posting from MJ around 9 pm, see attached.

Is this an actual pic of MJ? From pics in her previous posts, she looked like a small bbw. Makes me what to say "hmmm".

Be safe, it's a jungle out there!

BZ.[/QUOTE]That aint her.

[QUOTE=BravoZulu;2630353]I just caught this posting from MJ around 9 pm, see attached.

Is this an actual pic of MJ? From pics in her previous posts, she looked like a small bbw. Makes me what to say "hmmm".

Be safe, it's a jungle out there!

BZ.[/QUOTE]You sure it ain't her? I saw her a while back and the ad is exactly what she says when advertising. I do know that she'll usually send more pics once you respond to her. Her head game is EXCELLENT!

[QUOTE=Papahound;2634258]That aint her.[/QUOTE]Was wondering if it was MJ advertising with a fake picture. Everything else sounded like her. The ad was pulled before I responded.

[QUOTE=Genghis2;2633544]I'll vouch for her. Wasn't' at her home but had a good time nonetheless. VERY sweet girl. Looking to get ahead however she can. Treat her well.[/QUOTE]Genghis, your box is full. Tried to message you.

G2, can you please send me some info on Alyssa? Would love to meet up with her.

Tried contact through CL but getting an error, do you have contact info?

[QUOTE=Genghis2;2633544]I'll vouch for her. Wasn't' at her home but had a good time nonetheless. VERY sweet girl. Looking to get ahead however she can. Treat her well.[/QUOTE]

I replied to an ad a few weeks ago. Lots of back and forth emails. We met in a public place the first time, just some kissing. The second time she wanted me at her house. She is married. She told me it is ok that her husband never comes home early. I went there and everything was fine. We did not fuck but it is coming soon. I really like this woman. She is looking for a friend and lover. I am good with that.

What do you guys think? Have you ever gone to a married woman's house before? I usually look for a hotel but she likes to be at her place.

Also, how do you guys juggle two women? I have another one who is a squirter and I can't wait to see her again. She likes hotels though! This one really soaks the place too. I have never experienced anything like it.

I am no RocketDork but I feel the key to CL women or any woman is to win her over with words first. Both of these women wanted me before we even met. Neither one wanted dick pics or sex talk in the opening emails. A lot of these women want someone they like, not just a hard penis. Just my two cents.

I just need to figure out how to deal with two of them now. Help!

We are a swing couples and have invited a few for a fun night in chicago NW subs. Any couples like to join us? Let us know Karen and Jim.

She called me for a car date. Then does not answer me email for 7 hours! LOL! Now Stacey wants me to come over on Friday. I bet it is not going to happen. I will report back tomorrow. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2635033]She called me for a car date. Then does not answer me email for 7 hours! LOL! Now Stacey wants me to come over on Friday. I bet it is not going to happen. I will report back tomorrow. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I'll bet it won't happen.

I texted her to set up a meeting. No answer. A day or two later she texts me and says why I don't follow through with her when she texts me. Huh? I reply, when I'm ready to see you I get no answer from you. I saw my backup gal instead.

For what it's worth, I think the house is a really dangerous place to go. Neighbors, husband, etc. It is conceivable that she wants her husband to find out. There are plenty hotels that are pleasant enough and "notel". Cash only. Since you are not "paying her" I assume, take her to someplace nicer like Sybaris. Ron M, may have other suggestions, as do I. But also take her the lunch or something interesting.

I also juggle. I have two Chinese girlfriends, along with another dozen or so friends I see from time to time. Plus I am married. While the sex is great fun, they are really looking for a friend. Someone who talks to them. I do not pay them for sex because it would alter the relationship. But I do buy things and take them places, and talk (in my limited Chinese). Teaching them English. I've given driving lessons to other Chinese friends I've had in the past. (I'm quite the thrill seeker.) I use WeChat with them and chat every night. My biggest fear is these two women both live in Chinatown, a couple blocks from each other. I am afraid to go anyplace in Chinatown with either woman, lest I get seen by the other one. I try to keep track of where each one is every day.

So, aside from trying to make sure the relationships don't get too deep, I guess I would say stay really, really, really well organized. Try to compartmentalize. Don't talk too much. Never lend your phone. Always delete call logs, etc. Bob.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2634534]I replied to an ad a few weeks ago. Lots of back and forth emails. We met in a public place the first time, just some kissing. The second time she wanted me at her house. She is married. She told me it is ok that her husband never comes home early. I went there and everything was fine. We did not fuck but it is coming soon. I really like this woman. She is looking for a friend and lover. I am good with that.

What do you guys think? Have you ever gone to a married woman's house before? I usually look for a hotel but she likes to be at her place.

Also, how do you guys juggle two women? I have another one who is a squirter and I can't wait to see her again. She likes hotels though! This one really soaks the place too. I have never experienced anything like it.

I am no RocketDork but I feel the key to CL women or any woman is to win her over with words first. Both of these women wanted me before we even met. Neither one wanted dick pics or sex talk in the opening emails. A lot of these women want someone they like, not just a hard penis. Just my two cents.

I just need to figure out how to deal with two of them now. Help![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2635181]For what it's worth, I think the house is a really dangerous place to go. Neighbors, husband, etc. It is conceivable that she wants her husband to find out. There are plenty hotels that are pleasant enough and "notel". Cash only. Since you are not "paying her" I assume, take her to someplace nicer like Sybaris. Ron M, may have other suggestions, as do I. But also take her the lunch or something interesting.

I also juggle. I have two Chinese girlfriends, along with another dozen or so friends I see from time to time. Plus I am married. While the sex is great fun, they are really looking for a friend. Someone who talks to them. I do not pay them for sex because it would alter the relationship. But I do buy things and take them places, and talk (in my limited Chinese). Teaching them English. I've given driving lessons to other Chinese friends I've had in the past. (I'm quite the thrill seeker.) I use WeChat with them and chat every night. My biggest fear is these two women both live in Chinatown, a couple blocks from each other. I am afraid to go anyplace in Chinatown with either woman, lest I get seen by the other one. I try to keep track of where each one is every day.

So, aside from trying to make sure the relationships don't get too deep, I guess I would say stay really, really, really well organized. Try to compartmentalize. Don't talk too much. Never lend your phone. Always delete call logs, etc. Bob.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advice Bob. I am worried about fallng for the first one. She is that nice of a person. We probably will do some hotels and lunch / dinner dates in the future. I can turn this into a long term relationship which is what I want I think.

[QUOTE=JesusLovesMe;2632950]Are you talking about Sunny, the really hot white 20 something from a few years ago who went to California and disappeared?[/QUOTE]No, the Sunny from Oak Lawn.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2635033]She called me for a car date. Then does not answer me email for 7 hours! LOL! Now Stacey wants me to come over on Friday. I bet it is not going to happen. I will report back tomorrow. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Stacey didnot reply to my numerous texts or calls. What a surprise! It is what it is. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2635620]Stacey didnot reply to my numerous texts or calls. What a surprise! It is what it is. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Oh well. I told you so.

I have to apologize to start because I know I'm beating a dead horse her. I'm pretty sure this has been discussed before. I know some forum members her have some luck like RD. Can someone explain to me why the personals on Craig's even exist. I don't get the point of all these fictitious dead end adds. Is there some secret I don't know about. It's ridiculous who posts these adds. Nothing better to do. I. Would appreciate it if someone could give me some insight into it. I understand that Stacy and Wendy were Craig's advertisers. How the hell did you find them. I have there contact info which was given to me by other forum members. Thanks for taking the time to respond if you can.

[QUOTE=JesusLovesMe;2632950]Are you talking about Sunny, the really hot white 20 something from a few years ago who went to California and disappeared?[/QUOTE]I see that this has been answered in the negative by Digieonormous, as I figured, but I do greatly miss that fine young piece of ass that JesusLovesMe is referring to. I bet she's married out there now, she was a catch.

[QUOTE=CruisingY;2635770]I have to apologize to start because I know I'm beating a dead horse her. I'm pretty sure this has been discussed before. I know some forum members her have some luck like RD. Can someone explain to me why the personals on Craig's even exist. I don't get the point of all these fictitious dead end adds. Is there some secret I don't know about. It's ridiculous who posts these adds. Nothing better to do. I. Would appreciate it if someone could give me some insight into it. I understand that Stacy and Wendy were Craig's advertisers. How the hell did you find them. I have there contact info which was given to me by other forum members. Thanks for taking the time to respond if you can.[/QUOTE]The BS ads are trying to get your email address I think. There are also some game players with nothing better to do. There are crazy people also.

I have found real ones in the CE section but it is hard. You are better off posting an ad in the men seeking women section or the platonic section. Heck post in the CE section too. Say you are looking for a friend not just a fuck buddy. Read some of the guys ads in there. I bet you will see some creative writing (probably a member from here LOL). I tried dick pics but the ads I did with normal pictures got the most replies. Experiment see what works. Like others have said, CL is not easy. I have tried and given up several times. I got really lucky on my last friend. A keeper for sure.

A black bbw answered one of my ads and we agreed to meet. Nothing special, she just sorta layed there. 1st time using CL, yea right. Knew it was not going well when she checked her phone as I was going down on her. Just emailed me, she really enjoyed herself. LOL! Needs rent money and wants to see me again. Not going to see someone who checks her cellphone. Other and better fish in the sea. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2637789]A black bbw answered one of my ads and we agreed to meet. Nothing special, she just sorta layed there. 1st time using CL, yea right. Knew it was not going well when she checked her phone as I was going down on her. Just emailed me, she really enjoyed herself. LOL! Needs rent money and wants to see me again. Not going to see someone who checks her cellphone. Other and better fish in the sea. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the enthusiasm that Heather in wilmington displays at times. On to more fish! For you guys who are into Heather, she is also looking to cover her rent this week. Says she has a room tonight FYI.

G2.

Well I met a few BP girls and would like something on a regular basis like every week. So I'm thinking CL and see in ce section women are leaving their numbers to call. Personally I would prefer car date top only nothing crazy and no FS.

Are these ads with numbers bogus or are they dudes giving the its just a mouth pitch and also are their rates typically less than BP?

Can any of you share experience with CL ads you called.

Chiz.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2637789]A black bbw answered one of my ads and we agreed to meet. Nothing special, she just sorta layed there. 1st time using CL, yea right. Knew it was not going well when she checked her phone as I was going down on her. Just emailed me, she really enjoyed herself. LOL! Needs rent money and wants to see me again. Not going to see someone who checks her cellphone. Other and better fish in the sea. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I use the same yardstick when going to FS clubs like Arnies. If the chicks are on their cell phones I pass them by and gravitate to the one (s) looking for customers.

Gordon.

[QUOTE=LotsOLead;2634493]G2, can you please send me some info on Alyssa? Would love to meet up with her.[/QUOTE]Any update on Alyssa?

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2637789]A black bbw answered one of my ads and we agreed to meet. Nothing special, she just sorta layed there. 1st time using CL, yea right. Knew it was not going well when she checked her phone as I was going down on her. Just emailed me, she really enjoyed herself. LOL! Needs rent money and wants to see me again. Not going to see someone who checks her cellphone. Other and better fish in the sea. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]Met with one of my regulars. She didn't check her phone! We had a great time as usual. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Chiz30;2638624]Well I met a few BP girls and would like something on a regular basis like every week. So I'm thinking CL and see in ce section women are leaving their numbers to call. Personally I would prefer car date top only nothing crazy and no FS.

Are these ads with numbers bogus or are they dudes giving the its just a mouth pitch and also are their rates typically less than BP?

Can any of you share experience with CL ads you called.

Chiz.[/QUOTE]For the record I'm not looking for anyone to share numbers of legit women. I would like to know are the ads that have numbers legit or would I be wasting my time and stick to BP?

[QUOTE=Rone1;2638863]Any update on Alyssa?[/QUOTE]Well, let me say this. You newbies (not just you) are looking for freebies and handouts here. OK I get it, you are new at the game and are looking for the best lay of your life. I hear you, I've been there myself. I have also gone home with blue balls many times. Here is the deal. Most of the seniors like to see some legit posts under your belts first before sharing info by PM. There are a couple of reasons for this, not to mention how bad one would feel if they sent some wacko to a trusted provider. Not to imply anything about you, but you do have to understand. CL girls are for the most part, not officially pros though they sometimes are NOT low volume providers (thinking of a particular favorite woman well written about on this board who was stalked by one or more of the members here thereby messing it up for everyone) Therefore they like to have a few considerate and well established regulars they see. I will from time to time ask them if I can give their number out to a stranger and if they agree, you've got it. Who knows, depending on their need for money they might take a chance. I would recommend that you guys look at, and choose wisely from BP whereby you can build up your street cred. The girls on there are out there, and know better how to screen their potential partners. Hang in there guys, good things come to those who wait.

As a side note, if you are determined to go the CL route, answer or place some ads yourself. Then when you get as good as Rocket Dork at ad writing, you won't know what to do with all the pussy you get. LOL.

G2.

Answered her ad saying she has a "magical mouth ". Thin, white, lives near worth il. Anyone saw her already?

[QUOTE=DundzPoker;2640102]Answered her ad saying she has a "magical mouth ". Thin, white, lives near worth il. Anyone saw her already?[/QUOTE]DP. Sent you a PM but for others, I think this is same girl sporting life talked about, please correct me if I am wrong on thi, but use the info at your own risk.

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[QUOTE=Genghis2;2639341]Well, let me say this. You newbies (not just you) are looking for freebies and handouts here. OK I get it, you are new at the game and are looking for the best lay of your life. I hear you, I've been there myself. I have also gone home with blue balls many times. Here is the deal. Most of the seniors like to see some legit posts under your belts first before sharing info by PM. There are a couple of reasons for this, not to mention how bad one would feel if they sent some wacko to a trusted provider. Not to imply anything about you, but you do have to understand. CL girls are for the most part, not officially pros though they sometimes are NOT low volume providers (thinking of a particular favorite woman well written about on this board who was stalked by one or more of the members here thereby messing it up for everyone) Therefore they like to have a few considerate and well established regulars they see. I will from time to time ask them if I can give their number out to a stranger and if they agree, you've got it. Who knows, depending on their need for money they might take a chance. I would recommend that you guys look at, and choose wisely from BP whereby you can build up your street cred. The girls on there are out there, and know better how to screen their potential partners. Hang in there guys, good things come to those who wait.

As a side note, if you are determined to go the CL route, answer or place some ads yourself. Then when you get as good as Rocket Dork at ad writing, you won't know what to do with all the pussy you get. LOL.

G2.[/QUOTE]I understand, but you have to start somewhere. Thank you for your encouragement.