Chat line: End of the line.
My first official foray into the "Hobby" was a bust. I was on the local chatline trying to score some poon for Sunday. I'm usually successful on the party line, especially on the late night. I received a message from Karli who was on Backpage once upon a time, but she moved to the chatlines. And I see why. We set up our meeting through text and a call. I arrived at the location early and she wasn't ready. I watched 2 episodes of TWD as I waited. When the time came, she started off with "The fake BBJ". I'm sure some of you mongers are familiar with this. She pretends to blow you while her fist blocks the view of your junk to her mouth and she applies some sort of lubricant to give the illusion of wetness. I then go in for doggy in which the condom broke and she only had one. I'm not a BB type of dude, so I opted for the fake BJ finish (Keep in mind, I never called her out on it). I did the fake finish and told her I only bust off in small spurts and got up out of there. Once I got home, I text her with the "I'll be seeing you again" line, which I won't. She faked me out, so I figured I'll do the same. Total waste of a $. Her name is Karli. 32 years of age. Some of you may have seen her posts on backpage. Mixed broad, thick in waist.