Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BattleCreek69;5697980]Lauren is 100% female and very attractive actually. Her pictures don't do her justice. I've seen her twice, and both times she was completely, 100% naked. She actually is the most attractive provider I've encountered. Definitely would repeat. Very nice massage and the extras are well done.[/QUOTE]It doesn't matter if Lauren is a man or a woman. I saw her about six months ago. Massage was about a 3 on a 1 to 10 scale with no teasing. Happy ending was very mechanical. Would not ever consider repeating.

[QUOTE=MrCoffee68;5698951]It doesn't matter if Lauren is a man or a woman. I saw her about six months ago. Massage was about a 3 on a 1 to 10 scale with no teasing. Happy ending was very mechanical. Would not ever consider repeating.[/QUOTE]I tend to trust my own observations and take anything posted here with a grain of salt. That said, I can definitely confirm Lauren used to be a man and the massage is terrible.

Hi guys,

Mandy "spinner" has been on / off the Kazoo scene for a while.

Back now for month & Seems Straight, after some Personal Drama.

Good Girl- Recommend.

Anyway, I'm Posting Here in Massage on her, because She Now is also Into Massage.

She was at a sketchy incall, but was Moving to Better place.

Very Good escort, but also a Great Option for a very HE on massage ($ all in).

She got a massage table & Hope it's Now Avail.

Has Nice lotions, lubes etc.

More of a Sensual Massage- Not Deep Tissue, FYI.

But her ability to Edge on HE, Work Prostate also & Milk You Fully is Legit.

I also Happen To Know she really Gets Into all That!!

So Mandy- "fun size"- Good for sensual Massage, w / HE or Escort IMO.

Recommending her.

Feel Free To Mention Me If Trying 1st time.

Be Safe Bros.

JJ / Jimmy.

[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/fun-size/535707317179[/URL]

Looks like we will be getting a new massage place soon fellow monger. I was looking a number for a lady I see for reflexology (I lost it) and something caught my eye. As I was scrolling, I saw something like Li massage. It did not have much information.

At first, I thought CeCe's old place was still listed. But when I looked closer, the location was different. When I clicked it, the place said it was in Washington. This has happened before where I see a massage place in Kalamazoo, but it is really some place else. But this place had a Kalamazoo number, so I called and no answer. Then I texted and got a response.

I was told they are a new massage place but will not open for a few weeks. They will be on Maple Hill Dr. She said, in the meantime you can go to Beautiful Life.

I was excited, but suggesting I go to beautiful life is a con. I have not been back there in months. Why? As I have mentioned, I am not in favor of DIY, especially when they want you to tip like they are doing the work (I. E. Massage WM) I told Sherry several times if you are not doing the HE, then give me a regular massage without the "teasing" she would say okay but still proceed to get Jr hard and then try to put my hand on him. So, I am good on going there unless something changes.

Speaking of beautiful life, have any of you been there recently and has anything changed? Look, I like Sherry, but it is annoying when she will text me every 2-3 weeks saying, "Hi" "Hey" "Hey stranger" "Come see me, I give you REAL good relaxing massage" only to do all that teasing and no finish. As I mentioned, If she isn't going to change, I am good with a straight massage.

I bring all this up to say if this new place is suggesting BL until they open, then it may be very similar.

But as some of you know I am a massage lover and will give this place a try when they open and report back. Just wanted to let my fellow mongers know a new Asian place is coming soon.

Later,

SirCody.

[QUOTE=SirCody;5703427]Looks like we will be getting a new massage place soon fellow monger. I was looking a number for a lady I see for reflexology (I lost it) and something caught my eye. As I was scrolling, I saw something like Li massage. It did not have much information.

At first, I thought CeCe's old place was still listed. But when I looked closer, the location was different. When I clicked it, the place said it was in Washington. This has happened before where I see a massage place in Kalamazoo, but it is really some place else. But this place had a Kalamazoo number, so I called and no answer. Then I texted and got a response.

I was told they are a new massage place but will not open for a few weeks. They will be on Maple Hill Dr. She said, in the meantime you can go to Beautiful Life.

I was excited, but suggesting I go to beautiful life is a con. I have not been back there in months. Why? As I have mentioned, I am not in favor of DIY, especially when they want you to tip like they are doing the work (I. E. Massage WM) I told Sherry several times if you are not doing the HE, then give me a regular massage without the "teasing" she would say okay but still proceed to get Jr hard and then try to put my hand on him. So, I am good on going there unless something changes.

Speaking of beautiful life, have any of you been there recently and has anything changed? Look, I like Sherry, but it is annoying when she will text me every 2-3 weeks saying, "Hi" "Hey" "Hey stranger" "Come see me, I give you REAL good relaxing massage" only to do all that teasing and no finish. As I mentioned, If she isn't going to change, I am good with a straight massage.

I bring all this up to say if this new place is suggesting BL until they open, then it may be very similar.

But as some of you know I am a massage lover and will give this place a try when they open and report back. Just wanted to let my fellow mongers know a new Asian place is coming soon.

Later,

SirCody.[/QUOTE]A new massage place in Kalamazoo would be a welcome addition! But if they are recommending Beautiful Life, I would keep my expectations low.

If you get any details about opening date, services and location, please post them. Thanks.

Drove by the other day and was surprised to see they are still around. Haven't been there in years, wondering if anyone has recently? Worth checking out again?

New therapist at Lotus is named Ivy. Attractive middle aged women with decent English. Excellent massage skills. Worth a visit.

[QUOTE=Blake94;5718342]Drove by the other day and was surprised to see they are still around. Haven't been there in years, wondering if anyone has recently? Worth checking out again?[/QUOTE]Here's the website [URL]https://massagetherapykalamazoo.com/[/URL] Their "Reiki Masters" are all young, nice looking ladies.

[QUOTE=NoJobBob;5719524]Here's the website [URL]https://massagetherapykalamazoo.com/[/URL] Their "Reiki Masters" are all young, nice looking ladies.[/QUOTE]I was referring to massage works, not kzoo relaxation (whitcoumb). It's already been shared on this forum of what to expect at relaxation I. E, up-selling, over-priced, lackluster massage.

[QUOTE=NoJobBob;5719524]Here's the website [URL]https://massagetherapykalamazoo.com/[/URL] Their "Reiki Masters" are all young, nice looking ladies.[/QUOTE]Has anyone tried these new advertised services? Anything different to report then what was previously stated on the forum? I'm guessing they advertise the reiki service to get around having to have a massage license or certificate as practicing reiki doesn't require that.

I took one for the team. A straight forward legit shop with no extras. Ran by old lady's. Its a no go.

I finally saw Lauren, fully prepared to pay and leave.

The massage was good. Deep and long. As in she actually knows how to give a massage. Conversation was good. And no Adams apple.

Lauren has always been a woman.

Not full service, just like her ads say.

[QUOTE=oldus12;5699694]I tend to trust my own observations and take anything posted here with a grain of salt. That said, I can definitely confirm Lauren used to be a man and the massage is terrible.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BattleCreek69;5697980]Lauren is 100% female and very attractive actually. Her pictures don't do her justice. I've seen her twice, and both times she was completely, 100% naked. She actually is the most attractive provider I've encountered. Definitely would repeat. Very nice massage and the extras are well done.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I'm with you. There is no question at all that she is 100% female. I'm real glad I made the visit.

[QUOTE=SamiSami;5744423]Yeah, I'm with you. There is no question at all that she is 100% female. I'm real glad I made the visit.[/QUOTE]As long as you like your "women" with huge feet and no hips. For those of you old enough to remember Popeye cartoons, picture Olive Oyl with ridiculous fake tits and a deeper voice. And I apologize for having minimal quality standards with regard to massage services. To each his own.

[QUOTE=Blake94;5719860]Has anyone tried these new advertised services? Anything different to report then what was previously stated on the forum? I'm guessing they advertise the reiki service to get around having to have a massage license or certificate as practicing reiki doesn't require that.[/QUOTE]Here is the owner of KR. You can msg him on facebook if you have questions. [URL]https://www.facebook.com/joel.p.chapman[/URL] I can not recommend this place. Bait / switch.