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Ok, I just had to post this because I'm sure many of you mongers have had this same experience.....
Just as I was finishing up my last post, I noticed a faint lingering odor. I was thinking to myself, "Dang that smells like Tracy!!" Mind you I'm at home now, but the SO isnt. Sure enough, my crotch had Tracy all over it. Went out to the car and sniffed the passenger seat. She was there too. :( Geez, that p***y smell had some hang time on it! Broke out the Frebreeze and douse it. Dropped all the windows to air out. Then went in and took a shower. Man I hate when that happens...... Would have had a hard time explaining this one.......
Be safe and STOP LAUGHING :)
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Ray,
Had the same problem once. In fact was so busy one week that I did not get a chance to clean out the truck. Boy was that a mistake by the end of the week truck smelled so bad that everytime I got in it clinged to me.
Thank god for bubbles, they cleaned the smell out.
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Fellas,
I took the Troll mobile all over Jax today. I started out around Baymeadows and it was so crowded, I gave up before I got to IHOP. so I headed back up Phillips, but all was dead.
After a cruise down Atlantic I drove through Sin City and it was dead as well. No LEO and no SW. Drove over near Merril still hoping to find the chick with the basebal cap, but that area makes me nervous. LEO has been all over the place. I saw a chick with her pimp behind the Walgreen, but she got scooped up before I could get across University.
By now, most would have called it a day, but I was on a mission. I headed over to Main, and found that all the churches in Jax were having a community day or something all along Main St from 8th out to Jackies. Some of the SW were still out, but too many eyes on the road for me. I saw two chick walking on 41st, and made the LEO surveilance loop and came back and they were gone, must have hit one of the houses back in there.
Well, I called up Jennifer and she was happy to oblige. Sonny thanks for the info, she was a little nervous at first, but she relaxed after the "orientation period" She says she was getting a lot of calls from us mongers and made her a little leery, some of which didnt show up to enjoy what she has too offer. She's a cutie for sure and I plan to see her again soon!
Peace to All, I am All Popped Out
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Had some time to kill after a non-productive date-line date, so I cruised Lane. Nada. Went over to McDuff-Post-Nelson, but only Janet was out (she ripped me off once, so she don't get repeats). Tried the North Main area...7 LEO, 3 pulled over. Too hot for me. Tried Boulevard and 20th & 21st, a couple of old BSW, too big. Tried Sin City, all dried up, not even any Uncle LEO's. Ventured over to Philips and struck out. One LE in the Dunkin Donuts lot across from the Taco Hell on University (go figure). I live to try again tomorrow.
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Raynman I got one even better than that. How about you are settleing in and sit down to take a crap and read the paper. You happen to look down and you have nice red lipstick prints all over you underwear and the warden is in the next room. You get creative on how to discard the draws. And yes, the Ho funk in the car is a pisser, been there.
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Hey J Man,
I wear dark colored boxers....my boys gots ta breathe.. :) I'm sure the is some lingering evidence but it usually doesnt show up. But that ho funk..... Man oh man.....
Be safe!
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Was browseing through the inmate listing and came accross this one. Elaine Brooks. Another bad news Ho. Criminal Trans of HIV. Watch out for her.
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmateReleases/detail.asp?Bookmark=6&From=list&SessionID=127155739
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Tales of the inner bowels of Sin City.
On my way to work I decided to make a quick detour by Sin City. Going down Arlington I spotted a half blonde (natural), half brunette (dyed). Nice body, green bra strap hanging out, white top and black jeans. Overall 7.6. Circled around and intercepted her at the convenience store. Asked if she needed a ride and the 2.5 hour journey to pussy began. Says her name is Kim, loaded with Sin City info. Says she spent a couple weeks in jail for trespassing at the Kings Inn. Really wanting to nail this 27 y/o, I had to break two of my rules. 1. Don’t run errands and 2. Don’t spend over an hour at one time (max.) in the same area. Stop one, store for a beer, for her, cigs and a condom oh and phone calls for her to set up the days action (crack action). Stop two, pick up stash, (broke that rule big time, but she said she was tight and I needed to know!) As she is doing her business in one of the finer trailers in Sin City, Jessica strolls by. Cute petite blonde, B cup, I say, hey you working, and with a smile, she says, “Sure baby”. She gets in and come to terms for 1 jack option. Excellent! Ended being a BBBJCIMWS, she is a trooper. Now she starts talking about a friend of hers, let’s call him “Bro” Bro rents out rooms to his girls for a small fee. But Bro is hard to understand, so a translator may be required. Needless to say Jessica was a great time filler while waiting for Kim.
Kim comes out and her main goal is to get a room for the day to conduct her business, nothing is working in the sense of she can’t get a buddy to sign for the room and she doesn’t have an ID (warrants maybe?), she wants me to get it for her. I am thinking, your hair is blonde, not mine. I am thinking this isn’t going to work and might just have to go for BJ #2. As we are touring Sin City, Bro is outside his house, and Kim starts yakking with him. I guess everyone knows Bro. We work out a deal to rent a room for $10 and do the deed overall, Kim’s performance 7, attitude, 8. She was nice and shaved and yes, tight, and didn’t resemble tuna that had been sitting on the dock for days so that was a good thing. And of course she tells me she only does her 4 regulars yata, yata. Just like all crack heads, when they need the $, all is fair game. Total $ for the Sin City adventure, (2 Chicks) 4 jacks plus .5 jack for Bro’s services.
Now if you have read this far, look for Jessica in the Century, Galveston, Hare area in the morning, after that she is hanging with Bro at his hoe house a couple streets north.If you guys don’t wear her out, I might have to visit with her at Bro’s pad next week. I guess we are all addicted to some form of crack!
LEO was nonexistent this morning. Safe cruzin!
JC
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JC,
Those are rules a monger should never break! She gets busted with crack and you go down too for being her ride. I hope it was a seriously hot piece of ass to have you doing her errands for her.
Rolly
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Denise is now owning the Pony and recruiting new ?yong dancers. It was nice but hit and miss make sure you know BEFORE going back. Ricos is DEAD/ Ciders should be. I saw no action on streets in and around mcduff/ lane and arlington. Also looked on dunn.
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No arguments there Rolly Polly, but no one should be naive enough to think that when you pick up a SW, she is not holding one thing or another. There is always that chance. A known risk of the hobby. Yeah, today it was worth it, the next 999 times, probably not. Young and tight? Hmm
JC
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Boy it was like three strikes and I was out (of time). Lunch first hit Baymeadows nowthing moving not even a mouse(strike one), I nexted moved to 103rd area, nothing again (Strike two). So I hit up Cinders nothing (Strike three). And for good measure I decide to head down phillips on my way back to work and nothing there also (so strike four).
Man I am terrible luck these days.
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To quote J Man
"Was browsing through the inmate listing and came accross this one."
Mary Louge.
"Another bad news Ho. Criminal Trans of HIV. Watch out for her."
She hangs around Thompson, kinda looks like a guy, wears glasses and boots, but same haircut. Always with a brother. Walks down Nelson to Gilmore and back to Thompson.
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmateReleases/detail.asp?Bookmark=19&From=list&SessionID=127169477
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Found a new one today...a "real" blonde, 21 5'2" 100lbs, a few stretch marks, named Krista, I have her digits. 2j for fs. In the North Riverside area. real cute, about a 9 for looks, 7 for attitude, and 6 for performance. She is VERY new and was a little drunk. I will do it again tomorrow. 8 nuts in the last 64 hours have worn me out.
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Hello Mongers,
This afternoon (Friday), I cruised dowm Baymaedows, and NADA. From there went to University and NADA again. Then down Phillips, and got almost to the North end, near Old St Augustine Rd intersection, and connected with Candy, a skinng, maybe 95#, 5'5" dirty blond, about 40, good attitude, and for 1 Jackson gave me a BBBJCIM. <smile>
Enjoy,
Heron
