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[QUOTE=I Smell Pussy;1273615]I used it when my eyesight was somewhat foggy so I put little bit of alcohol and water and my eyes. I had some shirt of dirt on it. Also good if you sleep with contacts and you wake up and your vision is kinda foggy which is not good. It happen to a friend of mine and he put very little alcohol and his eyes. It won't kill your vision. Alcohol dissolves and dissapears. Some people use it to wipe the glass or plastic part on they're cell phones which is not good especially if you have touch screen. If you don't hav touch screen maybe you can apply little bit but I would use a slight damp rag to wipe it but first use saliva. Just insert your index finger on your tongue and wipe the surface where the dirt or smug on your cell phone is and it comes off right away. Saliva is like a strong chemical then use little bit of water on the cloth to take away the germs. Alcohol takes away germs but when you read the owners manuel it will prob say no alchohol or chemicals like it says on my phone. I use alcohol wipes to clean my ass. Never a tissue paper so I can hav a nice clean ass in case a SW wants to lick it. I had it don and it felt good.[/QUOTE]What the fuck is this rambling about?

Google Earth camera has caught a fine Black woman standing naked in front of her house, New Times gives her address.

Maybe some ambitious monger wants to stop by and see if she's an out of work stripper who will provide on the side.

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Google Street View Invades a Liberty City Woman's Right To Hold a Water Jug Naked On Front Porch.

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Fri, Sep. 9 2011 at 2:26 PM.

Comments (54)

Categories: Flotsam, WTF Florida.

It used to be you could contemplatively hold a water jug naked outside of your Liberty City house without fear that your photo would end up on the internet.

Used to be. Bill Cooke, the blogging brain behind Random Pixels, chuckled a lot as he told us to Google the address 1760 NW 66th Street, Miami, Florida and then click on "street view". After the jump, we did a lot of zooming in and lightening and playing with contrast levels.

But we did block out the naughty bits, this being a family-oriented blog. You'll have to click on the address yourself.

[QUOTE=Pensfan87;1273961]What the fuck is this rambling about?[/QUOTE]Big Lou needs to realize two things.

One: writing all about what he considers to be related matters like where he was when he was a teen-ager, or referring to something mentioned in an unrelated matter, is useless and stupid writing.

Two: Lou like to embellish, in that he likes to write long stories of how great his mongering exploits are and gloat in the supposed admiration from real mongers.

Lou needs to change his thinking and get some real self esteem.

A picture is worth a thousand words but a thousand words from Big Lou is mostly worthless dribble.

Lou needs to get a camera, take lots of pics and use as few words as possible to describe your encounter with SWers, escorts, etc.

Report here like it's a space alien encounter, have pics and vid to add credibility or shut up and go away.

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Anyone can write stories about themselves, only those with credibility are taken seriously.

[QUOTE=Quasimodo45;1273288]Space saver. Use prepackaged alcohol wipes. I think I have seen these in peroxide as well. I have seen lube in foil packs too. (But not Astroglide love that stuff!). Camera. Watch the clearance rack at Best Boob (TM) or other place.[/QUOTE]Not sure if this thread is for real, or a joke. But I carry a little bottle of Hand Sanitizer and put that on my dick after BJs. I understand it's no substitute for rubbers, but it can't hurt. Not a joke. I really do this.

The bottle is travel size, from the airport gift shop. I refill it at home.

This got so many web hits that Google blurred out her entire image, not just the privates. I'm sure people are looking up celebrity homes now looking for the same thing.

[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1274090]Google Earth camera has caught a fine Black woman standing naked in front of her house, New Times gives her address.

Maybe some ambitious monger wants to stop by and see if she's an out of work stripper who will provide on the side.

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Google Street View Invades a Liberty City Woman's Right To Hold a Water Jug Naked On Front Porch.

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Fri, Sep. 9 2011 at 2:26 PM.

Comments (54)

Categories: Flotsam, WTF Florida.

It used to be you could contemplatively hold a water jug naked outside of your Liberty City house without fear that your photo would end up on the internet.

Used to be. Bill Cooke, the blogging brain behind Random Pixels, chuckled a lot as he told us to Google the address 1760 NW 66th Street, Miami, Florida and then click on "street view". After the jump, we did a lot of zooming in and lightening and playing with contrast levels.

But we did block out the naughty bits, this being a family-oriented blog. You'll have to click on the address yourself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1272521]You're OK, just stay calm, play dumb and wait the cops out.

They won't arrest you if they are going to look dumb in court, they want to make arrest that will stick.

You just got to be cool and don't be intimidated when the big bald headed moron cop starts raising his voice, telling you how it's illegal to pick up prostitutes and bla-bla-bla.

They'll give you the standard "If I see you out here again" speech and let you go with your kit and car intact.

This has been my experience.

G61[/QUOTE]I have never had the experience, but I do agree with this 100 percent.

If they did not see you fuck her, there is no sex.

If they did not see you pay her, there is no prostitution.

So stay cool, stay POLITE, and stay as quiet as possible. And admit to NOTHING.

We were just talking. I was just giving her a ride. I have actually told this to girls before we start: If anyone comes, we are just sitting here talking. Unless they see my dick in your mouth, there is no crime, so STAY COOL.

A nice polite way to refuse to answer questions is to say "I work with a lot of attorneys (or your sister, neighbor, best friend) and they'd be upset with me if I answered too many questions."

If you get pulled over for pre-mongering (ie driving in circles at 10mph rubbernicking anything in a skirt) you were NOT soliciting a pro, but you were "looking at the girls." Never admit to anything illegal.

Of course, you need to seem like a nice, normal sane guy. And not an asshole when you say these things.

Norm

[QUOTE=Billcat1; 1272306]If you get 'detained' for any reason. And they take your phone. They can look at your calls & contacts WITHOUT A WARRANT. Just like looking through your wallet. And figure out who you have been in contact with. And if it is a known. Er. Professional, they can get that warrant. And start building a case. No number. No reason to arrest? You say."Officer. Can I leave now?" and they got to say yes (eventually.). You have to give them a reason to arrest! No reason / evidence. You walk.

Are we clear?[/QUOTE]Bill, could you explain more. Are you saying that police can get an arrest warrant because you have a girl's number in your phone? What crime is that? I'm not criticizing, but trying to learn. What law does that break?

Do cops take out your phone and compare 100+ contacts, one by one, against some kind of database of hooker cellphone numbers?

She could be someone you met at church, any girl in a bar, someone who bought you couch on Craigs List.

If I am missing somethign here, please teach me - because I think I am missing what makes your point a credible risk.

N.

[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1274090]Google Earth camera has caught a fine Black woman standing naked in front of her house, New Times gives her address.

Maybe some ambitious monger wants to stop by and see if she's an out of work stripper who will provide on the side.

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Google Street View Invades a Liberty City Woman's Right To Hold a Water Jug Naked On Front Porch.

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Fri, Sep. 9 2011 at 2:26 PM.

Comments (54)

Categories: Flotsam, WTF Florida.

It used to be you could contemplatively hold a water jug naked outside of your Liberty City house without fear that your photo would end up on the internet.

Used to be. Bill Cooke, the blogging brain behind Random Pixels, chuckled a lot as he told us to Google the address 1760 NW 66th Street, Miami, Florida and then click on "street view". After the jump, we did a lot of zooming in and lightening and playing with contrast levels.

But we did block out the naughty bits, this being a family-oriented blog. You'll have to click on the address yourself.[/QUOTE]ROFL. That is PRICELESS! I'm around that area every now and then so I'll make it a point to stop by and see if theres any activity. I wonder if theres any way to find out what date the picture was taken? Alot of the google street pictures can date back a few years and with the assumed high turn over in that area people moving around she may not be there anymore.

[QUOTE=I Smell Pussy;1274392]Now you listen here PEE PEE boy. My words are true. Forget what I said in the pass. I kid around just like you do. The problem is you don't listen to what I say. I hate it when assholes interupt me on the phone while I talk and they don't give me a chance for me to tell them they're true story. Like I said and I said it soo many times. I go by what I see and what I hear. Not everybody is good at making up stories trust me cause the words don't sound right if you do. I talk to this SW like I told you and again she told me this morning she don't like anyone taking pics cause they end up on the net especially the young SW's they or some know alot about computers and cell phones and som of you guys like glenn think they're as dumb as you think. I hate a person like glenn that tinks he's above me. I should of never joined this site. Jackson I want out of this site. I'm getting treated like a thing and you give me points for nothin. Almost every time I post I get negative post from few azzholes here. If you don't like what I post. Don't comment on my post. Don't mention to me glenn about spelling, proper grammer cause I know how to use it. I just like some other people chose to not use it. It speeds up my typing or it just a waste of time using all that grammer shet. Why don't you guys sign on to mocospace. Com. They got working hoes.[/QUOTE]Just so you know. Here's what a mongering good time looks like, LOUser.

[QUOTE=Lurker X;1274675]Just so you know. Here's what a mongering good time looks like, LOUser.[/QUOTE]Is that you going bareback with a SW?

[QUOTE=Lurker X;1274675]Just so you know. Here's what a mongering good time looks like, LOUser.[/QUOTE]VERY NICE! Please elaborate w / photo on this good time. Is she a WG? Bareback. Rider riiiider