Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Quilty;1221842]I was working in the valley so I went to the place on Riverside Drive near Cahuenga that's tucked around the corner off a side street, and uses a painted wooden sign to advertise. Had plenty of time and money on my hands so I booked a 4 hands massage. Late 30's early 40's woman leads me back to the room and departs. I'm hoping she's bringing back two hotties, but she returns with an early 30's woman and herself so I guess these are my 4 hands. What a disappointment. (Yeah, I'm green.) They kept talking to each other, which was very distracting, even if I was there only to relax. Another monger comes in and the younger girl departs. The older one says "Just me. I finish." I protest that I'd paid for 4 hands, but it's no use. I figured she's make up for it, but boy was I wrong. On the flip she's just not going there so I point and she says "you do." I say,"no, you do," but she's having none of it. I finish myself off and depart pissed, but wiser. Has anyone else had any luck at this place?[/QUOTE]I had been down with flu symptoms and still hadn't shaken a fever. Pretty nice tech, in her 30s, with frizzy hair, cute face, MILF body, closing time. Flashing a roll of Benjamins really brought home the point. She tried to get me to nut with a messy BBBJ, but she could sense it wasn't working, sighed and layed back as I went DATY. Maybe it was the Robitussin, because even after cumming in mish, I stroked on till I achieved that groove (you know what I'm talking about?) where your dong becomes like a blood-engorged weapon. She tried squirming away once, but I pounded on barely conscious and still burning up with fever.

Frankly, when it was over, though I was sweating like I had malaria, I had forgotten I was sick. It was close to the best sex ever. What made it better was I stiffed her, leaving through the back door and high-tailing it barefoot to my steed in back of the Odyssey video store.

[QUOTE=Cecil Suzuki; 1232240]I had been down with flu symptoms and still hadn't shaken a fever. Pretty nice tech, in her 30s, with frizzy hair, cute face, MILF body, closing time. Flashing a roll of Benjamins really brought home the point. She tried to get me to nut with a messy BBBJ, but she could sense it wasn't working, sighed and layed back as I went DATY. Maybe it was the Robitussin, because even after cumming in mish, I stroked on till I achieved that groove (you know what I'm talking about?) where your dong becomes like a blood-engorged weapon. She tried squirming away once, but I pounded on barely conscious and still burning up with fever.

Frankly, when it was over, though I was sweating like I had malaria, I had forgotten I was sick. It was close to the best sex ever. What made it better was I stiffed her, leaving through the back door and high-tailing it barefoot to my steed in back of the Odyssey video store.[/QUOTE]So after the best sex ever you stiffed her? You are a low life. Karma's a *****. You'll probably catch something other than a flu.

[QUOTE=Scott Fre; 1228308]Hey Donald,

He is correct, you are thinking about city of oxnard / 805. This is in North Hollywood.

Side note. Have a report on "cherry" will post on other city. Have a good one.[/QUOTE]My bad! I forgot those streets intersect, but in my defence, many people unfamiliar with 805 with mistake "Vineyard" with "Vineland", paticularly if they are from the 818.

Always love to hear about Tanya and Cherry!

[QUOTE=ILovePussy2;1232470]Karma's a *****.[/QUOTE]True for him, but we ALL end up paying for shenanigans like that. Her next customer is probably going to get his cash ripped out of his hand right away and will come here to complain about those greedy and heartless bitches.

Since ILovePussy2 had a great experience, I think he should go back to the same provider one day soon, give her twice the tip upfront, and blame his previous "omission" on the flu. Just my $.02.

Been trying to find a good AMP with TS on the west side of the valley, and haven't had much success. Tried one today, T & H at 21001 Sherman Way, totally lame & legit. Thinking with the little head, the lady was fairly young and cute, didn't shy away when I rubbed her legs, so when she left the room for a hot towel to wipe my back before the flip, I placed a. 4 tip in sight. She was happy to see it when she returned, but was a total prude after. No sensual touch either way allowed. Even the TS was the absolute lamest I've ever had. I was pissed, and she knew it. I flat out told her she was in the wrong business, that her service was terrible, and she should give the tip back since she did nothing to earn it. She wouldn't, I ended up storming out of there, telling her I wouldn't be back and I'd spread the word.

[QUOTE=ILovePussy2;1232470]So after the best sex ever you stiffed her? You are a low life. Karma's a *****. You'll probably catch something other than a flu.[/QUOTE]Imma low life? <Sob

Went to get well on Laurel Canyon. Mamasan greeted me with a big hug.

I got angie a curvy korean cutie who kinda looks like porn star Kianna Dior,

Excellent service very playful and friendly. She says she only works saturdays.

As She walked me out I saw a spectacular Latina she told me her name but I forgot it.

Good Times.

Apologies to ILovePussy2: my comments were actually in response to Cecil Suzuki's post. I believe that we reap what we sow, but that, unfortunately, payback's a ***** that does not discriminate. The world would be a different place if we didn't see it as "war", and life about "taking", all the time.

Not paying for service is theft any way you slice it. The fact that we call this payment tip because levels of involvement and satisfaction vary doesn't make it optional in my book. Sorry to go off on a tangent.

[QUOTE=Cecil Suzuki;1235470]Imma low life? <Sob[/QUOTE]your a be-tch,

Get off our forum, you pollute

But it was closed today.

Where is well or wehe? I'd like to check this out. I went to Top Dragon in NoHo today but there was no happy ending there.

Went by this sat and Sunday they're locked down tight again.

Hope they're ok.

Went to this place on Sepulveda and Roscoe that advertises on BP. Don't bother. The provider I had was interested in money provided no BJ (even after being asked) and charged $1. 0 for FS. She was in her early 30's and cute with a good body. Her attitude was funny. She asked me to be her husband! I told her sure but not with her crappy service. No pretense of a massage when she entered either. It was straight to business. But she did crack me up with her "husband" skit. The place looks pretty new.

[QUOTE=Courtrat;1248073]She asked me to be her husband![/QUOTE]That's when you say,"Sure! I'll help you get a green card for 10 grand." Then you take the tip back and tell her it's an advance payment on that. Just kidding, it's just cultural difference awkwardness, I guess. But a lot of Asian providers seem to be looking for hook-ups, especially in legit places.

[QUOTE=tarascan; 1248030]Went by this sat and Sunday they're locked down tight again.

Hope they're ok.[/QUOTE]Thing is everybody knows about this place. All the surrounding businesses. EVERYBODY. Matter of fact my ex-girlfriend even mentioned it once that some of her friends work over near there and saw a guy looking around and asked him if he was looking for the "happy ending" place.

Anyway- I was driving by there just over a week ago and saw mamasan talking to LA outside. Multiple cars.