2000-2004 Archived Reports

LoveLos -

I've never had the lovely pleasure of visiting LOS however, my trips to AMPS have made me believe I was in lands of Asian delight. Is that enough to count me in on this gathering of mongerhood?

-Nova Guy-

Hey Los guys,

I have a question? If I go to Laos and Thailand and I use my digital, is there a way to post a link to allow everyone else on here to see them? I don't have access to any kind of server to post them on, but I can sure take pictures of anything anyone wants to see over there. On every trip I make to Thailand and Laos I take lots of pretty girl pictures, and I must have several hundred from my last five trips. Like everyone else I will post here the ones I actually encounter, and they give me their permission, but is there another way to show a link for other pictures?

LoveLos:

Include me in your list as a LOS lover but I won't be able to make the get-together, they're (my employer) getting their final $5.00 worth out of me for $.50!

60 more days (approx) and LOS/Laos here I come for two whole months!
At my age that should give me almost enough time to catch up to LoveLos's seven days there. And I promise I will be trying!

I wanted to point out to everyone the ability to send Private Messages using the software on this site has now been activated. It works well.

However, there is no default "On" setting. You need to physically turn it on by following the instructions on the site.

-Uncle Otto

Please don't forget to donate to www.wsgcharities.com! For every two dollars you contribute between now and November, I will match it with an extra dollar's contribution. Make your Pay Pal or snail-mail contribution by visiting www.wsgcharities.com, and emailing me with your contribution amount and "I'm a friend of Uncle Otto" in the subject thread at "Ottograham@hotmail.com"

Nova Guy,

WTF man? Shit yes!

-Disclaimer [i]I just warn you that hanging with this bunch will have the possible side effect of making you miserable [red]because you cannot freakin' get a flight to Thailand booked soon enough!![/red][/i]

Anybody want to throw out a date? 11/4?

Uncle O is right, PM stuff works cool.

LoveLOS

LoveLOS

I'd love to join the LOS lovers' group when you have this small get-together but it's hard to say whether or not I'll be able to make it. My job keeps me going pretty late usually and wifey keeps pretty close tabs on me the other times. Keep me posted on the time and place and I'll do what I can to free myself up.

Globe,

Late is good for me. Hell, I'm gonna be there tonight with Hondo. This is a dry run, not the real thing... I'll be a Archies at about 10:15

LL

Dry run hell. We hit Downtown. I ended up with Kelly. Looks 8, attitude 8, skills 8. Asian, cowgirl, doggie, mish. Pretty lady. Saw about five gals in all. Everyone 8 or better. Very impressed. I did make a mistake. I had an additonal $160 when I got home. Should have gone back.

Street was very sparse. Saw 5 SWs. I guess with elections coming they have all been chased underground.


X man good to meet you.


Your reporter in the field, Hondo Lane

After LoveLos twisted my arm over the phone last night I figured he could use a local body guard so I proceeded to meet him and Hondo at Archies. We found the city unusually dead for a Thursday night (pre-Halloween???). Left there for a quick drink at Clicks (also dead) before hitting downtown. SW action was almost nonexistent , but soon after climbing the stairway-to-heaven, found that a lot of DC mongers had the same idea as us…Downtown was smokin! I had to wait for a room in the back room, so I got to see all the girls as they made their rounds. Hondo’s not lying (this time), very impressive group of girls working there now. I agree, I saw none below an “8”.

After couple happy mongers get shown the door, an apologetic mamasan leads me to my room and introduces me to Yung. She apparently is not the Young who worked there a couple months ago, says she’s been there only 10 days. She stands about 5’5”-6”, nice thin body, enhanced 34Cs, short, sassy, black hair (not real short but above the shoulders), very cute face, nice eye makeup, detailed lashes, with a killer smile. Proved to be one of the best “new girl” experiences I’ve had in a long time.

Although it was after 1am and the place was busy, she took her time and gave a better than average shower, paying due attention to the important places. Back in the room enjoyed a nice massage. She has a softer, more intimate touch than most. Lots of titty rub, kissing and licking, I’d have to consider her GFE. Excellent Asian, CBJ, DATY, more CBJ, and cowgirl finale. For the regulars who have been going there a while, very similar performance to (former girls) Mimi or ShiShi, but better looking IMHO. I’ll be back for more!

LL, nice to see you again my friend, and nice to meet you too Hondo. BTW I’m up for a Los Lovers get together on 11/4 too.

Trashman,
Nice to hear you are out and about again. You're still the Man! Sorry I couldn't make it up to Baltimore last week. I trust your boat party was a success:-)

Happy Hunting Dudes
XSailor

Yes, I have to admit to a verbal twist of the arm on X. I told him Bibi was still there and I was going to run off to Korea with her... Well, it worked, got to party with my sick, twisted friends.

We met at Archies and were soon bored with that no touch policy they have there. We adjourend to Clicks, but as previously mentioned, there was no SW action to speak of. I knocked back my drink and excused myself from the brothers. Hondo was on my heels. X apparently gave us our lead and rang in shortly thereafter at Downtown.

We also had to wait. Knowing Bibi was really gone already, I took the roll of the dice. Hardly a gamble as Hondo and X have previously noted. Well, dice fell my way bigtime as Miya (See Hondo's report of 10-19) came in, radiant in her white sarong.

The shower was busy (Hondo always gets there first???) so I received a nice back massage before the shower. The shower was nice, good attention to the arse and little LoveLOS.

Back in the room I rather enjoyed the stiptease (actually just strip *no tease*) act (she let me fondle as she disrobed). On my belly for the oily titty treatment then the best Asian session on record. On the flip I enjoyed those perfect round tits and before she took control again for cowgirl then asian cowgirl. Nuff said there. WOW what a view. This girl has a nice face and a flawless body. I can only remember two thai girls that compared-so that is like the supreme compliment from LoveLOS...

Had a few minutes left so she gave me a luxurious head massage with my head in her lap. Heaven. Howerver, with Hondo beating the door down, even that had to end... Near GFE so count me as lucky bastard. Visit #2 with this girl will not be by chance...

We descended back to the streets and saw NO NONE ZERO SW action while walking around waiting for XS to come bee-bopping out. We all compared notes, counted ourselves happy mongers and headed our separate ways. Let's do it again, bros. I agree with Hondo, my greatest mistake was leaving DC with enough cash for a second round at the AMP.

Sorry we missed you Globe.

LoveLOS

Looks like I'll be in D.C.tonight to try out D.C.'s finest SWS.Look for a report soon.

A Thai Lovers Club? man,I can't speak on it because I haven't been there yet:(..........But I'll be there in January! IT'S ON BABY!!

LoveLOS

Sounds like you found yourself a winner in Miya at Downtown - you lucky bastard! Sorry I couldn't join up with you guys. I still think it would be great to do at some point if all of us LOS visitors got together for an evening out. My schedule is so screwed up though that I can never tell from one day to the next where I'll be the following evening. Downtown sounds like a winner of a spa but I've never had a chance to actually visit a DC spa yet - always stick to the NOVA joints - again, due primarily to my inability to get into DC with an hour to kill because of my schedule. I'll keep trying.

Meat man

You are in for one hell of a treat when you get to Thailand (LOS) - LOS means Land Of Smiles, in case you didn't know, and I guarantee you will have a smile on your face when you are there. The biggest problem with a visit to LOS is having to come back home. Have a great time and don't hesitate to ask some of us former LOS visitors for any useful info if you need to.

MMan
Join us Meaty. Yellow fever is contaigous, you get it from Korean and Thai chicks... hehehe BTW, need a guide? :D

Globe et all,
If you can make it just show up. We are gonna have to come up with a sign to recognize each other. I guess it will work like this, guys come in, meet the bros, have a drink or so, do the strip club thing, disappear for an hour, then show back up later... I have a problem with nailing down a time as much as most of you so we gotta be freeform... Maybe we'll just tell the bouncer we are looking for the WSG group and he can hook us up, he's pretty cool.

-LL

These are the only emoticons I can find that work on this forum:

:) Smile = colon right-parenthisis
:( Sad = colon left-parenthisis
;) wink = semi-colon right-parenthisis
:o OH! = colon small-o
:D BigGrin = colon Capitol-D

Nova Guy answered in edit mode:
[b]I'll be getting to DC after 10pm on Tue. Somebody that gets there earlier can get a table at Archies and tell the bouncer the guys from WSG forum are meeting here and we will be going and cumming all night. If others ask, have him direct them to the table...[/b]

Does this sound like it will work? I will PM my cell phone number to those who have PM enabled.

LoveLOS

So LL,

What time and when we doing this? Round about times. Gotta make plans for it.

Nova Guy

I have tried to keep the info for AMPS updated, it is time again since there are 56 new reports and 6 new AMPS on this list since the last listing. Addresses for each establishment with credit given to the poster for this important intel. This list gives dates of reports and poster's handles to simplify RTFF. Ordered by number of reports. Girls may be gone if report is older than a day or two:

[b]Downtown:
1018 Vermont Ave NW 4th Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 11/22/02
Maya - LoveLOS 10/31
Yung - xsailor 10/31
Kelly - Hondo Lane 10/31
Suzi - ravensfan 10/21
Bibi - LoveLOS 10/20
Michelle - Unix Boy 10/20
Maya - Hondo Lane 10/19
Bibi - Bandit II 10/16
Suzi - Nova Guy 10/16
Yummi - balabon38 10/14
Bibi - Tonto 10/14
Suzi - ravensfan 10/14
Suzi - Dutch Treat 10/13
Yummi - LoveLOS 10/11
Meisha - Norto 10/8
Yummi - ravensfan 10/6
Meisha - Toe Tapper 10/5
Yummi - Nova Guy 10/2
Suzi - balabon38 10/1
Bibi - LoveLOS 9/25
Yummi - Bysshe 9/23
Suzi - Govman 9/17
Lisa - Bysshe 9/13
Lily - XSailor 8/24
Lily - Crazy Dick 8/22
Diana - Dutch Treat (old info) 10/15
Bibi - xsailor 8/21
Bibi - Bysshe 8/13
????? - Chesh 8/13
Yung - Nova Guy 8/5
Bibi - xsailor 8/1
Yung - Toe Tapper 8/1
Yung - VA Man #2 7/28
Sandi - xsailor 7/25
Yung - LoveLOS 7/25
Yung - Bysshe 7/22
Mai (Maya) - Easyas123 7/21
Mimi - LoveLOS 7/9
???? - Toe Tapper 7/9
Mimi - xsailor 7/2
CiCi (ShiShi?) - Unix Boy 7/1
Mimi - LoveLOS 6/30
ShiShi - xsailor 6/10
Laura - LoveLOS 6/3
????? - Wendigo 6/2
Sony - LoveLOS 5/26
Paula - TrashMan 5/24
Coco, Julie, Maya - balabon38 5/22
Vicki - NoLatex 5/11 & 5/17
Julie - balabon38 5/7
Coco & Julie - xsailor 5/2
Mink - Dutch Treat (old info) 10/17
Coco - xsailor 3/20
Coco - xsailor 3/14
Kitty - Nova Guy 2/24
May - Mighty Spearsman 2/14

[b]IHC or Mini Health Club (1818):
1818 NY Ave NE[/b] - KarmaSX & thepunter7216 4/16
Mimi - Tonto 10/28
Suchon - Chaz 10/7
Mina & Mimi - Tezar 10/3
Suzi - ravensfan 10/3
Mimi - LoveLOS 9/24
Judy - Hondo Lane 9/24
Ginee - ravensfan 8/31
Mina - Mr Jon 8/30
Suzie - Mr Jon 8/17
Luby & Sandy - ravensfan 8/6
Jenny - Mr Jon 8/5
Mimi - Hondo Lane 8/3
Jenny - Hondo Lane 8/3
????? - Easyas123 7/21
Sandy & Sofia - ravensfan 5/26
Sophia - KarmaSX 5/9
Dang Yee (old info) - Mr Jon 8/5

[b]1413 Spa
1413 K St, in the basement[/b] - LoveLOS 8/13
Linda - Mr Jon 10/15
Yoshi - Mr Jon 10/6
Jani - Dfromindy 10/4
Yumei - Fcrus 9/30
Lily & YoYo - Mr Jon 9/24
Sarah - TrusgrBear 9/14
HeeSoYe - Mr Jon 8/30
Bibi - LoveLOS 8/17
Sarah - TrusgrBear 8/17

[b]Olympic:
1936 9th Street NW [/b]- LoveLOS 7/23
Angi - LoveLOS 8/21
Jenny - LoveLOS 8/13
Angi - LoveLOS 8/9
Angi - KarmaSX 8/4
Yoyo - LoveLOS 6/30
Lucy & Gina - LoveLOS 6/3
Mimi & Cherry - LoveLOS 5/2
Annie (now mamasan & calls herself Tina) - LoveLOS 2/12

[b]CPHC:
3520 Connecticut Ave[/b] - Just Crusin 8/25
[b]3433 33rd Place[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/24
Connecticut and Porter sort of across from Unos - Trashman 5/21
Fawny - Just Crusin 8/25
Tiffany - Bandit II 7/24
Barbie - Black 6/12
???? - fordster - 6/1
Yung - NoLatex 5/17
Yung - Hunters 5/13
Sue - TrashMan 12/27

[b]Sun Club
701 6th Street, NW, 2nd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Lily - Dick Rambone 10/26
Tammy - Crazy Dick 10/1
Sophia - Bingoboy 9/29
Jeannie & Sophia - KarmaSX 7/28
Shei-Shei - Cheako 7/24

[b]Supra:
Dupont & 1333 Connecticut 4th floor[/b] - TrusgrBear 4/15
Sarah - Here I Am 7/16
????? - dumbass 6/3
????? - fordster 5/2
????? - jackdredz 4/27
Chi Chi - TrusgrBear 4/15

[b]Sun Spa:
New Name: [red]Therapy @ M St[/red]:
1829 M Street 3rd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Nana - KarmaSX 10/28
Jenni - KarmaSX 7/15
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 2/18
Cindy - Mighty Spearsman 8/2/02

[red]*new*[/red] [b]Asia Spa
6400 Georgia Ave[/b] - ThePunter7216 9/15
Misha - Aman Tuleev 10/21
Gina - Truplaya 10/13
Gina - Romeo #2 9/21
Gina - ThePunter7216 9/17

[b]Castle Spa:
New Name: [red]? Boss Spa ?[/red]:
1716 I Street, NW [/b]- Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Amy - Dr ZigZag 10/23
Jay - Mighty Spearsman 7/17
Yung - LoveLOS 6/3

[b]ICM (non-Asian):
1829 M Street 2nd Floor[/b] - Mighty Spearsman 7/18
Emily - Happy Day 3/18
Tony - Maxwell 3/17

[red]*new*[/red] [b]Young Spa
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW[/b] - LoveLOS 9/2
Jay - Mighty Spearsman 10/20
Sandy - Hondo Lane 9/1

[red]*new*[/red] [b]Blanca's Spa (Hispanic):
near Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro. 202-291-0751[/b] - Maxwell 9/14
?????? - Maxwell 9/14

[b]ACCU FITNESS
4380 MACARTHUR BLVD NW[/b] - LoveLOS 7/16
????? - Frogger 7/9 & 7/16

[b]First Tanning Salon:
521 G St NW[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
Gina - KarmaSX 2/16

[b]H & H (non-Asian):
4652 Wisconsin Ave[/b] - Happy Day 3/31
Emily - Happy Day 3/31

[red]*new*[/red] [b]Happiness Spa
524 10th St NW[/b] - ThePunter7216 10/23
(old info) - Toe Tapper 10/24

[red]*new*[/red] [b]Royal Spa
F and 10th, across from Ford's Theater[/b] - Decan 8/28
[b]520 10th St NW[/b] - LoveLOS 8/30
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

[red]*new*[/red] [b]unknown spa
719 8st SE 2/f[/b] - Chagia 10/16
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

[b]Gold Spa
2318 18th St NW[/b] - LoveLOS 8/19
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

[b]Mirage Health Spa
617 K Street Northwest[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

[b]New World Spa
602 11th St NW[/b] - Logan Lurker 6/4
*** REPORT NEEDED ***

Please advise of corrections or omissions. I do want to make it perfectly clear to all readers that no illegal activities occur at the AMPS listed above. The providers do not give massages any more, rather it is muscular stretch training. Very healthy I think. Rumors of sexual services that are noted in some of the reports highlighted are pure rubbish. The writers are obviously pumping their pathetic egos by telling others that they actually had sex with their trainer - everyone knows that is total Bullshit because it simply does not happen.

LURKERS - If you have not posted, remember these reports are all hearsay - stories - dreams- fantasies made up by delusional minds. Reports on this board may not contain a shread of truth; they are therefore inadmissable as any sort of evidence. Unless you choose to post your real name and address in your report, you are not going to have any repercussions for sharing your fantasies... This board makes a great diary too... *wink*

LoveLOS