The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Camera3;2230785]Just to remind everyone, Sonny is the pimply faced kid that runs this whole board from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the two story house behind the Dairy Queen. I just figured out that Fat Chuckie, Sonny's best friend and the only other guy in the world that can make those two Commodore 64's hum this tune, well, Fat Chuckie is really the Jag. It has to be. That is the only thing that makes sense. And if Sonny is A2 and Fat Chuckie is Jag then AincientOne is really Billy Rae the quarterback that is always giving Sonny the swirlie's during gym class, Paige is really KattyAnn, the girl that lives across the alley and has figured out what they are up to, and Savanna is Aunt Jessie, the old lady with all the cats that lives in that old house with the broken screen door behind the Pizza Hut. You see, Sonny would really like to ask KattyAnn to the home coming dance but is so afraid she will reject him when, in actuality, KattyAnn secretly has the hots for Sonny and practices kissing her pillow just imagining what it might be like. Oh, if Sonny ever gave her the time of day. Then there is the kid they call Bozo, who is really the BlackPrince, and isn't black, at all, but got his nick name because, well, because he is a real Bozo. After all, there are only two kids of color in the whole high school and one of them is from Mexico and the other from Pueto Rico. They both think they are white and get pissed when they are grouped together and called minorities. And we cannot forget Jazak who is really Mr. Roberts, the dean of boys at ole Wahoo High. Now, Mr. Roberts knows Sonny and Chuckie are up to no good but can't figure it out, even though he is quite active on the board under his handle. He always keeps a pocket full of detention slips ready to hand out to those trouble makers.

So, there you have it, I have figured it all out, Fat Chuckie is the Jag.

C3.[/QUOTE]Not only have you made me laugh so hard I dropped the tablet, in a way it all makes sense. Wonder what happened to the old Tandy 1000 hx they used as a backup?

[QUOTE=Camera3;2230785]Just to remind everyone, Sonny is the pimply faced kid that runs this whole board from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the two story house behind the Dairy Queen. I just figured out that Fat Chuckie, Sonny's best friend and the only other guy in the world that can make those two Commodore 64's hum this tune, well, Fat Chuckie is really the Jag. It has to be. That is the only thing that makes sense. And if Sonny is A2 and Fat Chuckie is Jag then AincientOne is really Billy Rae the quarterback that is always giving Sonny the swirlie's during gym class, Paige is really KattyAnn, the girl that lives across the alley and has figured out what they are up to, and Savanna is Aunt Jessie, the old lady with all the cats that lives in that old house with the broken screen door behind the Pizza Hut. You see, Sonny would really like to ask KattyAnn to the home coming dance but is so afraid she will reject him when, in actuality, KattyAnn secretly has the hots for Sonny and practices kissing her pillow just imagining what it might be like. Oh, if Sonny ever gave her the time of day. Then there is the kid they call Bozo, who is really the BlackPrince, and isn't black, at all, but got his nick name because, well, because he is a real Bozo. After all, there are only two kids of color in the whole high school and one of them is from Mexico and the other from Pueto Rico. They both think they are white and get pissed when they are grouped together and called minorities. And we cannot forget Jazak who is really Mr. Roberts, the dean of boys at ole Wahoo High. Now, Mr. Roberts knows Sonny and Chuckie are up to no good but can't figure it out, even though he is quite active on the board under his handle. He always keeps a pocket full of detention slips ready to hand out to those trouble makers.

So, there you have it, I have figured it all out, Fat Chuckie is the Jag.

C3.[/QUOTE]This just very well might be the single best post ever put up on this forum. It's a top 5 in my book for sure. I nearly unloaded in my depends.

A2.

Dear Aunt Jessie.

No, I am pretty sure KattyAnn is 15. She has known Sonny since they were both knee high to a bushy-tailed woodrat. I really do hope Sonny asks her to the home coming dance, don't you?

How are the cats doing? Did the three legged Persian ever have her litter?

C3.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2230848]She was 28 about 7 years ago.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]

Now go ahead send me the threading email. Get it over with.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2230785]Just to remind everyone, Sonny is the pimply faced kid that runs this whole board from his mom's basement in Wahoo, Nebraska, the two story house behind the Dairy Queen. I just figured out that Fat Chuckie, Sonny's best friend and the only other guy in the world that can make those two Commodore 64's hum this tune, well, Fat Chuckie is really the Jag. It has to be. That is the only thing that makes sense. And if Sonny is A2 and Fat Chuckie is Jag then AincientOne is really Billy Rae the quarterback that is always giving Sonny the swirlie's during gym class, Paige is really KattyAnn, the girl that lives across the alley and has figured out what they are up to, and Savanna is Aunt Jessie, the old lady with all the cats that lives in that old house with the broken screen door behind the Pizza Hut. You see, Sonny would really like to ask KattyAnn to the home coming dance but is so afraid she will reject him when, in actuality, KattyAnn secretly has the hots for Sonny and practices kissing her pillow just imagining what it might be like. Oh, if Sonny ever gave her the time of day. Then there is the kid they call Bozo, who is really the BlackPrince, and isn't black, at all, but got his nick name because, well, because he is a real Bozo. After all, there are only two kids of color in the whole high school and one of them is from Mexico and the other from Pueto Rico. They both think they are white and get pissed when they are grouped together and called minorities. And we cannot forget Jazak who is really Mr. Roberts, the dean of boys at ole Wahoo High. Now, Mr. Roberts knows Sonny and Chuckie are up to no good but can't figure it out, even though he is quite active on the board under his handle. He always keeps a pocket full of detention slips ready to hand out to those trouble makers.

So, there you have it, I have figured it all out, Fat Chuckie is the Jag.

C3.[/QUOTE]

What we need is a like button for some of these responses! Some of these are just to damn funny.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2230810]Hey PartyPimpVino what brand of vodka do you suggest is the best. Heard you are an expert in that department.[/QUOTE]Tito's is the best for the buck but I don't drink Vodka.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2230992]Now go ahead send me the threading email. Get it over with.[/QUOTE]How about I call you names and pick on you about your spelling?

Threading. Wrong!

Threatening. Correct.

I could not send you a "threading email" because I do not have your email address and I do not want your email address.

Remember what I told you, zip the mouth and you will be much better off.

Good Day Sir.

Recess is over in 15 minutes. Don't forget to lock your lockers.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2231326]I think one those voices mentioned you are the tropicana tropical fruity mixed type of drinker.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]29 degree Budweiser coming out of the keg into a frozen frosted mug at Twin Peaks is hard to beat and the scenery is damn good! Swaganna you want to go with me one evening I'll buy your drinks and dinner: o)


I'll catch the locker on the way out. Thanks for reminding me Sillyolman.

Bottoms up & Having fun
Jazak