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[QUOTE=NeverRest;3180189][URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70qvspecials-lets-unwind-sit-back-and-relax-need-to-b-taught-new-tricks-in-and-out/14898721.[/URL]

Basic two call set up to an ok hotel. She had me drive to a specific door to let me in. As I went in, I saw an AA male sitting in a car directly in front of this door. As I walked in, he drove away. We greeted and got naked fast. Well, she kept her bra on. She is the girl in the pictures. Kind of cuter and younger. No real makeup. Undressed, she wanted the $$ donation. She was sweet, cute, and the girl in the pics. Must be on the up and up. I give it to her and then I get the rest of the story.

She has the most natural, beautiful, double Ds I've ever seen but she thinks she has cancer and her nipples can't be touched. Then she had acid reflux and kept holding her stomach and drinking chocolate milk. Then we had to wait for the condom her friend was going to get. He. I mean she was supposed to slide it under the door. Door knock. Can't slide under the door, she opens the door and wonder if I'm getting robbed. Door closes, whew!

With fight or flight up, you can imagine I'm not excited. A hurried handy without touching those beautiful boobs is not helping much. She insists a CBJ will do the trick and put the cover on. Goes to the bathroom because she doesn't like the taste of lube. She fights with the pit bull puppy in the bathroom that wants out. Did I mention the pup? She wipes me with a cold cloth and I'm surprised it even stays on. She starts an ok CBJ and is distracted enough I can get my hands on those DDs. She nearly gets me there and wants to fuck. I like to be fully up so I asked for some more and she tells me she really doesn't like giving head. Gives a few pathetic sucks and then climbs on top.

She's tight but wore out quickly. She tried a one leg up ride which was cute and kind of hot. I flip her to some mish but the sight of her holding her boobs from bouncing is a turn off. I flip her over for some k9 and I find some joy. She has a soft, cute ass and looked back a little my way. Very sexy. She gets into it and pushes into my thrusts. I don't last long. She has enough class to let me finish but then jumps up and wants me to flush the condom. Remember the puppy? He nearly jumps up and bites / licks my wet crank as I flush the cover. She immediately sits on the toilet and wraps the dog's leash on the faucet. The dog is barking, she's peeing, and I've had enough. She calls her friend to set up her out call. As I walk out, guess who's sitting in a running car, parked next to mine. Yep, same AA guy from earlier. He doesn't look up and I drive off quickly.

As bad as it was, she had real potential. She was cute, had a hot body, and the bf wasn't threatening. She wasn't worth $$. I'd gladly pay $ for that level of service, and an extra $ for good service. Suggestions on how to negotiate that?[/QUOTE]As aggravating as it is I always bring my own condom. It keeps down some of the sketchy stuff if the provider doesn't have one or if hers looks suspect. BTW great review NR thanks for sharing. MJ.

[QUOTE=RobertBent;3180280]Nice job, posting a great review for a horrible provider.

Hopefully you're just passing through or new to town.

Sorry to see you pay $200 for $40 service.[/QUOTE]Thanks.

I'm a traveling hobbist. I think of Huntsville as my home since the posters are awesome and I get here a lot. I use RRC a lot.

I've had a string of bad dreams and I think it's because I can't get away from paying up front.

Because of a suspicious SO, I can't do a lot of early research so I'm scrambling at the last minute to cross check BP with here.

Changing names and no pics hurts too. Read my history. I've had a bad streak. Some are comical.

I understand why the girl wants cash up front but I need a way to hold back some money for better service.

How often do you have to walk out, do you make a deal (half up front? Phrases that work?

All advice welcome. Thanks in advance.

Great dream with her! Amazing BJ skills!

Nice and very pleasant to talk to.

Not a spinner, I was expecting a smaller lady. Still Sexy and very.

Friendly.

[QUOTE=NeverRest;3180801]Thanks.

I'm a traveling hobbist. I think of Huntsville as my home since the posters are awesome and I get here a lot. I use RRC a lot.

I've had a string of bad dreams and I think it's because I can't get away from paying up front.

Because of a suspicious SO, I can't do a lot of early research so I'm scrambling at the last minute to cross check BP with here.

Changing names and no pics hurts too. Read my history. I've had a bad streak. Some are comical.

I understand why the girl wants cash up front but I need a way to hold back some money for better service.

How often do you have to walk out, do you make a deal (half up front? Phrases that work?

All advice welcome. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Luckily, I had a friend take the bullet for me with Ashley.

His experience was just as bad as yours, but for less.

Me personally, I'm not fond of providers who have handlers. Especially when the handler doesn't bother being out of sight when I get there and until I leave.

As far as not paying up front goes, if you've been to a provider that you feel you need to do that with, you probably shouldn't go to her again.

Telling a provider you're not going to pay up front, most times will end with her canceling the session.

So yea, it's not an easy thing to do especially if the provider looks just as good as the ad pics or better.

On another note:

Ashley has been getting away with pulling BS service for too long.

She's basically a sitting goldmine for her handler.

I see her being a trap for future hobbyists for a long time.

[QUOTE=RobertBent;3180952]Luckily, I had a friend take the bullet for me with Ashley.

His experience was just as bad as yours, but for less.

Me personally, I'm not fond of providers who have handlers. Especially when the handler doesn't bother being out of sight when I get there and until I leave.

As far as not paying up front goes, if you've been to a provider that you feel you need to do that with, you probably shouldn't go to her again.

Telling a provider you're not going to pay up front, most times will end with her canceling the session.

So yea, it's not an easy thing to do especially if the provider looks just as good as the ad pics or better.

On another note:

Ashley has been getting away with pulling BS service for too long.

She's basically a sitting goldmine for her handler.

I see her being a trap for future hobbyists for a long time.[/QUOTE]I just don't understand why people just don't do the research. On this one all you have to do is search her name here and the bad reports are never ending!

[QUOTE=NeverRest;3180189][URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/70qvspecials-lets-unwind-sit-back-and-relax-need-to-b-taught-new-tricks-in-and-out/14898721.[/URL]

Basic two call set up to an ok hotel. She had me drive to a specific door to let me in. As I went in, I saw an AA male sitting in a car directly in front of this door. As I walked in, he drove away. We greeted and got naked fast. Well, she kept her bra on. She is the girl in the pictures. Kind of cuter and younger. No real makeup. Undressed, she wanted the $$ donation. She was sweet, cute, and the girl in the pics. Must be on the up and up. I give it to her and then I get the rest of the story.

She has the most natural, beautiful, double Ds I've ever seen but she thinks she has cancer and her nipples can't be touched. Then she had acid reflux and kept holding her stomach and drinking chocolate milk. Then we had to wait for the condom her friend was going to get. He. I mean she was supposed to slide it under the door. Door knock. Can't slide under the door, she opens the door and wonder if I'm getting robbed. Door closes, whew!

With fight or flight up, you can imagine I'm not excited. A hurried handy without touching those beautiful boobs is not helping much. She insists a CBJ will do the trick and put the cover on. Goes to the bathroom because she doesn't like the taste of lube. She fights with the pit bull puppy in the bathroom that wants out. Did I mention the pup? She wipes me with a cold cloth and I'm surprised it even stays on. She starts an ok CBJ and is distracted enough I can get my hands on those DDs. She nearly gets me there and wants to fuck. I like to be fully up so I asked for some more and she tells me she really doesn't like giving head. Gives a few pathetic sucks and then climbs on top.

She's tight but wore out quickly. She tried a one leg up ride which was cute and kind of hot. I flip her to some mish but the sight of her holding her boobs from bouncing is a turn off. I flip her over for some k9 and I find some joy. She has a soft, cute ass and looked back a little my way. Very sexy. She gets into it and pushes into my thrusts. I don't last long. She has enough class to let me finish but then jumps up and wants me to flush the condom. Remember the puppy? He nearly jumps up and bites / licks my wet crank as I flush the cover. She immediately sits on the toilet and wraps the dog's leash on the faucet. The dog is barking, she's peeing, and I've had enough. She calls her friend to set up her out call. As I walk out, guess who's sitting in a running car, parked next to mine. Yep, same AA guy from earlier. He doesn't look up and I drive off quickly.

As bad as it was, she had real potential. She was cute, had a hot body, and the bf wasn't threatening. She wasn't worth $$. I'd gladly pay $ for that level of service, and an extra $ for good service. Suggestions on how to negotiate that?[/QUOTE]That's the funniest shit I've ever heard LOL from reports no one has ever played with her nipples so not likely cancer and if I'm not mistaken those are store bought they weren't that big when she arrived on scene all I've ever heard is she just lays there she's only had good reviews from AG but judging from her FB profile pics are legit and yes she does have the looks but that alone is not worth the hassle and $$. Although I haven't seen a rip off report she should probably be put in the ripoff category just for promises and not going through with it I guess that's why she has to advertise so much everybody she meets is like the Kentucky wildcats basketball team one and done

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;3180703]As aggravating as it is I always bring my own condom. It keeps down some of the sketchy stuff if the provider doesn't have one or if hers looks suspect. BTW great review NR thanks for sharing. MJ.[/QUOTE]I can't count the number of times I've been on my way to meet and I get a message asking / telling me to bring my own protection. While it's a given that should be a standard item packed in every monger's go-bag, the annoyance of last-minute addendum for something that IMO both people should have with them just in case (1 forgets, for whatever reason the 1st one doesn't work out).

There's line from Trojan that evidently has some awful tasting lubricant that I got a hold of once which I've since forgotten the name of. For a while I was keeping those as an extra back-up for those that asked for me to provide my own when I was 5 minutes away. Not sure if it made a difference, but it made the asshole in me feel better.

[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;3180703]As aggravating as it is I always bring my own condom. It keeps down some of the sketchy stuff if the provider doesn't have one or if hers looks suspect. BTW great review NR thanks for sharing. MJ.[/QUOTE]Got to be careful with that, because supposedly if you get stung they can claim that as evidence of intent. Obviously we all do our research on who is legit, but I think ideally we all try to avoid providers that play games about the cover too.

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mya-ready-to-play/17018185[/URL]

She's hard as hell to get in touch with. Whoever gets her this time, hope you have fun.

PS. for you ass guys, hers is not as soft as you would imagine from the pic.
for you boob guys, they're nice.

I guess when it comes to hobbying I'm cut from a different cloth. Most of the ladies I have seen especially the professionals always took it after. It's about respect. BP ladies with no reviews and rep for good service don't have that priviledge with me. Theres levels to this stuff. Since I book overnights and multihours there is no way in hell I'm paying upwards of 400 to 2000 off top on a chick who has paranoia and client trust issues with money. There's a difference between having a lady who is about her business and one with business acumen. You can't teach acumen you just have to know.

The lady with business and business acumen will want to verify the money occularly sure. I see nothing wrong with that. But the lady strictly business is a tad more tacky. She comes in the door, greets you, verifys the presence of money, then she proceeds to count it in front of you. Further reminding and reemphasizing here that if your money wasn't a factor she would not be there. This is still fantasy no doubt, but the sheer exchange and appearance of money is a turn off for me. One of the last things I want to see is a tacky chick counting money in front of me, putting my Benjamin's and fifties to a light to check for lines LOL. And recounting a stack cause she keeps fucking up the count with her long ass nails.

On the flip side the lady with business acumen is sure of herself and her abilities. They verify money is there. But they also don't need a monetary exchange first off. It's a safety risk.

Why?

1. One cause cops like to confirm a money exchange when meeting. Even if she reaches for money on dresser I consider that a risk. There is only two reasons a lady would take a full donation at the beginning of an appointment on a first time meet.

A. She either has no confidence in her abilities and knows she offers less than stellar service and wants to finesse you out of money the easiest way. Scam.

B. She's a cop and needs to confirm arrest evidence with your exchange of money in hand. When your a professional on both sides of the coin, most don't want to deal with that exchange from a new client.

Ladies love saying well I had to take the money cause I thought you were a cop. Its bs. If a chick really thought you was a cop she wouldn't reach for it at all. LOL.

2. There's also lady's that will attempt to be instead paid half of their session fee for their safety. I say to them fuq you also. If you don't trust me as a client and not treat me as a mere trick I won't spend money on her. Cause I certainly don't treat the ladies less than ladies anyway. You can't buy respect.

3. Few times since not paying in advance have I run into any issues like a provider suddenly getting sick and needing to go home and just keep "half" (hell no divide it with the time your served), a provider will find it easier to cash and dash when she's been paid already. First smoke break or shower you take you will here screeching wheels and a fake knock off purse will be laying on he bed cause she promises to comes back LOL. Better take a ziploc bag in the shower.

4. She has more motivation to perform when not paid yet. Pay her first and she will slack off on services. You lose your power and standards enforced for a meet when you pay first. And leave yourself open to many scams. Your a standup guy and gentleman, like most of us are we don't need to stoop to a scammers level by not paying. Believe me more times than not most ladies you see especially via BP are trying to finesse you out of money in some way. If she's worried about the money it shows no confidence. And that in an of itself would turn me off especially in regards to overnights.

[QUOTE=Voltron94;3181231]Got to be careful with that, because supposedly if you get stung they can claim that as evidence of intent. Obviously we all do our research on who is legit, but I think ideally we all try to avoid providers that play games about the cover too.[/QUOTE]I worry when a provider asks me to bring a condom, because that could be used as intent during a sting operation.

But, I always bring my own because I have a preference.

[QUOTE=Gimmethat;3181270] ...I say to them fuq you also...[/QUOTE]Lmao.

I think if you're careful about who you see and do some research, then the paying upfront shouldn't be a problem.

[QUOTE=RobertBent;3181295]Lmao.

I think if you're careful about who you see and do some research, then the paying upfront shouldn't be a problem.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with Gimmethat on this one! It is a complete turnoff for me for a provider to ask for the money up front. Mainly because for the rest of the dream I would be thinking about how is she going to try to escape out the door. I for one am probably anal in the amount of research I do before I see a provider and I refuse to pay up front. I will walk. I have been a monger probably longer than most of the guys here have been alive and I have never been robbed or had someone do a cash and dash on me. It's just another in the list of things I won't do. Call it self preservation.

Setup something with that new Asian chick Lily that's been posting ads all over. [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-asian-girl-sexy-gorgeous-try-great-body-work-best-relax/16993643[/URL].

First, she wanted $ for 15 min. When I tried to negotiate, she wouldn't budge on price but she did offer an additional 5 min, to which I countered with an additional 10 min, and she accepted. Whatever.

Get to the room (that dump behind Denny's) and she sends me up to two oh two. Before I could knock the door opens. I walk in and find an Asian woman. That was about the the only thing about her ad that was accurate. Her ad said she was 23. She was probably 23. About 40 years ago! Her "super busty 36 d's, actually look more like super deflated B cups. Her teeth just looked so old, just old with cheap dental work. That's the only way I could describe them. She was kinda chubby too, I wanted to tell her she had gross fat ankles. I asked her if she was the MS, she said no. I asked where is the girl from the ad? She said she is he girl. I said "no. No, you're really not! How are you asking for $100 looking like this?" She asked if I wanted to leave? I told her if I wanted some elderly action, I would go down to a retirement home and cruise for some blue haired grandmas. After vomiting in my mouth a little, I left shaking my head at this ridiculous, delusional, chubby, snaggletooth, geriatric Asian woman. I don't have high standards when I need to clear the pipe. This one didn't even meet my low standards.

[QUOTE=AmericanAss;3182034]Setup something with that new Asian chick Lily that's been posting ads all over. [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-asian-girl-sexy-gorgeous-try-great-body-work-best-relax/16993643[/URL].

First, she wanted $ for 15 min. When I tried to negotiate, she wouldn't budge on price but she did offer an additional 5 min, to which I countered with an additional 10 min, and she accepted. Whatever.

Get to the room (that dump behind Denny's) and she sends me up to two oh two. Before I could knock the door opens. I walk in and find an Asian woman. That was about the the only thing about her ad that was accurate. Her ad said she was 23. She was probably 23. About 40 years ago! Her "super busty 36 d's, actually look more like super deflated B cups. Her teeth just looked so old, just old with cheap dental work. That's the only way I could describe them. She was kinda chubby too, I wanted to tell her she had gross fat ankles. I asked her if she was the MS, she said no. I asked where is the girl from the ad? She said she is he girl. I said "no. No, you're really not! How are you asking for $100 looking like this?" She asked if I wanted to leave? I told her if I wanted some elderly action, I would go down to a retirement home and cruise for some blue haired grandmas. After vomiting in my mouth a little, I left shaking my head at this ridiculous, delusional, chubby, snaggletooth, geriatric Asian woman. I don't have high standards when I need to clear the pipe. This one didn't even meet my low standards.[/QUOTE]

So is that what your average massage parlor girl, from around here, looks like?