Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=DudleyBoys; 1614361]Ok mongers,

Its my birthday this Saturday and I want some good drunk KBG action. Where should I go? Any suggestions would be great you can PM if you want to keep them a secret I promise to only use them for the weekend.[/QUOTE]Hard to say as I know you are young and not really a KB goer. Also dont know what you willing to spend, taste, etc. Best you go with someone or others who knows some fun KBGs. Would you make a report of your evening? Too bad you never go any FMs or could have hooked you up.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1614504]Hard to say as I know you are young and not really a KB goer. Also dont know what you willing to spend, taste, etc. Best you go with someone or others who knows some fun KBGs. Would you make a report of your evening? Too bad you never go any FMs or could have hooked you up.[/QUOTE]I know I should of made it out to the FMs. I am missing some valuable information! But the pockets are deep and I'm ready for fun so if there is a place you guys want me to try out and take one for the FM team just let me know ill make sure to make a report

[QUOTE=DudleyBoys;1614508]I know I should of made it out to the FMs. I am missing some valuable information! But the pockets are deep and I'm ready for fun so if there is a place you guys want me to try out and take one for the FM team just let me know ill make sure to make a report[/QUOTE]Not just me. I'm kind of surprised that you're asking about KBs being you are a SB fan. SB guys also tend to like VBs more than KBs too. Having said that, its my guess that you will looked upon as FRESH MEAT if you go with other non vet KB guys, especially if you young. If your deep pockets mean money is not an issue, then just go any KB with lots of girls, pick the ones you like, and have fun getting ro. I mean celebrating your BD, LOL. Bars like Butterfly, Casino, Business, and Splash might have the young hotties you looking for. Even if I told you who to look for, they would rather just try to take your money first and play later or not at all. The 'my friend' said to sit with you often dont work too except in the KBG's favor, lol. Just opinions from #1 looza, lol.

The overzealous cop in the white stang is back on the streets of kalihi. Saw him pull a U-turn on king st. To pursue a guy going in the opposite direction. The guy is a reckless driver.

[QUOTE=DudleyBoys;1614508]I know I should of made it out to the FMs. I am missing some valuable information! But the pockets are deep and I'm ready for fun so if there is a place you guys want me to try out and take one for the FM team just let me know ill make sure to make a report[/QUOTE]I agree with Oldee about introductions, but, oh man, you are going to be a KBG's dream if you go in with an attitude of its ok I have deep pockets. Just stack your 20's on the table and say "have at it girls". Ever seen shark swarm an injured / bleeding fish? It's amazing how they come out of nowhere. The frenzy is short and vicious. Having said that, can I go and watch? LOL And how deep is deep? I know guys who have dropped over 2grand in a night and go home alone wondering what the heck just happened. Now, if you got some game or no taste (like me) then you can have some fun. Figure Kapiolani Bars will cost you double the amount for any "action" you may get as compared to Kalihi and, of course, there's always the Blue Sea Grannies (BSG's) or Kool's Over-the-Hill Gang LOL. Go have a few, see if you get any play, move on if no good (or at least send the lady on her way and choose another). Hate to see you wind up scratching your head at the end of the night wondering what the heck just happened. Hold a couple hundred back so you can finish the night at an AMP.

Ss

[QUOTE=Shipshape; 1615449]Hold a couple hundred back so you can finish the night at an AMP.

Ss[/QUOTE]That's the best advice I have ever heard before!

[QUOTE=Pursuer;1615218]The overzealous cop in the white stang is back on the streets of kalihi. Saw him pull a U-turn on king st. To pursue a guy going in the opposite direction. The guy is a reckless driver.[/QUOTE]This the season we need to be extra careful ANYWHERE you go drink and drive. Make sure you go home sober or wait till you are when driving.

[QUOTE=Pursuer;1615218]The overzealous cop in the white stang is back on the streets of kalihi. Saw him pull a U-turn on king st. To pursue a guy going in the opposite direction. The guy is a reckless driver.[/QUOTE]I know my posts are held until they are approved by a mod. The subject of my post was "He's back". Edited to "He" (freudian slip, Jackson? LOL!).

[QUOTE=Shipshape; 1615449]I agree with Oldee about introductions, but, oh man, you are going to be a KBG's dream if you go in with an attitude of its ok I have deep pockets. Just stack your 20's on the table and say "have at it girls". Ever seen shark swarm an injured / bleeding fish? It's amazing how they come out of nowhere. The frenzy is short and vicious. Having said that, can I go and watch? LOL And how deep is deep? I know guys who have dropped over 2grand in a night and go home alone wondering what the heck just happened. Now, if you got some game or no taste (like me) then you can have some fun. Figure Kapiolani Bars will cost you double the amount for any "action" you may get as compared to Kalihi and, of course, there's always the Blue Sea Grannies (BSG's) or Kool's Over-the-Hill Gang LOL. Go have a few, see if you get any play, move on if no good (or at least send the lady on her way and choose another). Hate to see you wind up scratching your head at the end of the night wondering what the heck just happened. Hold a couple hundred back so you can finish the night at an AMP.

Ss[/QUOTE]Yeah. They'll swarm in and flock you wanting a piece of it if you're splurging. The BG will tell the other BGs to join in. You need to draw the line and put your foot down in a KB. But, no get piss off though. Hehe. You can't be the:

"You like a drink to? Sure! Go get yourself one to!"

The girls will ask for more and more drinks if you're the type to just give in so easily and say yes. Some BGs just help themselves to drinks and don't give back your change thinking you won't notice it. It's easy to splurge away when you have the cash on you. You can get carried away and don't realize just how much you've spent.

[QUOTE=Pursuer;1615218]The overzealous cop in the white stang is back on the streets of kalihi. Saw him pull a U-turn on king st. To pursue a guy going in the opposite direction. The guy is a reckless driver.[/QUOTE]Would you be talking about the Black cop? If so watch out he's an "overzealous" asshole at that!

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1615827]Yeah. They'll swarm in and flock you wanting a piece of it if you're splurging. The BG will tell the other BGs to join in.[/QUOTE]One night I was at EG and a young guy had a very thick wad of cash in his hand; not a Kramer wad (1's wrapped in a 5) but crispy 100's, 50's and 20's. I could see it was well over a thousand dollars just by glancing, and even more were it to be actually counted.

Just like SS says, hostesses came from out of nowhere and he rapidly became surrounded by BGs like a guy feeding pidgeons at a park. He didn't mind that no action was involved though and seemed to feel important. The bartender became so busy the other bartenders had to assist.

[QUOTE=Oldee;1615533]This the season we need to be extra careful ANYWHERE you go drink and drive. Make sure you go home sober or wait till you are when driving.[/QUOTE]When you are barhopping, make sure everything on / in your car is in proper working order. Make sure safety and reg are current, and don't have anything suspicious looking inside the car. When driving around the bar area, make sure you signal all turns and come to a complete stop at lights, stop signs and right turns on red. I got pulled over by a cop because I did not signal a turn. They just use this as an excuse to pull you over and look for any signs that you have been drinking. Other friends have also been pulled over for some BS excuse. The best thing to do is, catch a ride with someone that is not drinking, or catch a taxi if you are close to your home. If in Keeaumoku / Kapiolani, walk from bar to bar. Driving from bar to bar only increases your chance of being pulled over, it did for me!

Finally, watch out for sketchy characters as there are more and more of them around the bars, They know people in the area are carrying cash and could be easy targets. Walk in groups. In Kalihi, get one person to drive everyone around.

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1616103]One night I was at EG and a young guy had a very thick wad of cash in his hand; not a Kramer wad (1's wrapped in a 5) but crispy 100's. 50's and 20's. I could see it was well over a thousand dollars just by glancing, and even more were it to be actually counted.

Just like SS says, hostesses came from out of nowhere and he rapidly became surrounded by BGs like a guy feeding pidgeons at a park. He didn't mind that no action was involved though and seemed to feel important. The bartender became so busy the other bartenders had to assist.[/QUOTE]He would get MORE respect / fun / play for waaaay LESS money! FMs are really free Aloha KB Tours giving power back to the CUSTOMER. Veteran KB goers have seen Mobi's example countless times and the sad part is the he is ultimately viewed by KBGs as a stupid SUCKER.

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1616103]One night I was at EG and a young guy had a very thick wad of cash in his hand; not a Kramer wad (1's wrapped in a 5) bhiut crispy 100's. 50's and 20's. I could see it was well over a thousand dollars just by glancing, and even more were it to be actually counted.

Just like SS says, hostesses came from out of nowhere and he rapidly became surrounded by BGs like a guy feeding pidgeons at a park. He didn't mind that no action was involved though and seemed to feel important. The bartender became so busy the other bartenders had to assist.[/QUOTE]That's how some young guys or guys in general can be when they have cash on them going into the KB. It's like they want people to see they have money and splurging to attract attention. I guess attention alone feels good. It's like that's part of the fun is splurging and being noticed in the bar.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1616269]That's how some young guys or guys in general can be when they have cash on them going into the KB. It's like they want people to see they have money and splurging to attract attention. I guess attention alone feels good. It's like that's part of the fun is splurging and being noticed in the bar.[/QUOTE]Don't worry fellows I will not let the sharks take me out all in one round. I have a little game but I know I could get a lot more. So Saturday should be fun I heard LZ is extending their lingerie nights to this weekend again so maybe I will try it out there and I always follow the rule of keep $200 for the AMP.