Wonderful thorough review.
[QUOTE=FloridaDude;2129547]Lets start off by saying she was so very high so I'm sure most of this dream was fake, whatever she took turned her into a comedian and porn star.
I get to the place and she calls and asks to go to a gas station for some smokes so I'm like whatever lets go. (idk if that's a big no-no?) After spending like ten minutes driving in circles trying to find this chick she's actually walking to another guy and I'm like hey! She starts chatting with me and she seems cool, its just she's so high. In the gas station parking lot, she felt the need to talk about the deed saying we're just two consenting adults blah blah blah, its not like you're paying me, and I just felt that was to much. LOL I thought about leaving right then and there but na. We get to the gas station and she's not quick, she continues to try and talk and she has the nerve to ask me if I'm going to go in with her! LOL Hell na. She asks me if I want anything, and I should've said yes. Anyways what should be a two minute trip turns into ten and she continues to talk talk talk, which was annoying at first but now I kinda relaxed a bit (only my second time doing this.) As I'm walking up the stairs I see this guy sitting on his truck STARING at us, WHO DOES THAT? I'm telling her who is that guy and she says he's been there for like ten days. Of course I'm scared as shit but again I'm already here so I'm going through with it, LOL.
Here's the real date. AFTER all of that whole trip to the gas station she asks if I'm a cop LOL does the check and shit. She counts the cash and says quick session. She was cute in the face but that chest was kinda gross they were like grandmas, she did have a nice little booty though. It started to get weird again during the sesh. First she asks what I want and I say I want some headache relief she's like okay and starts BBBJ. Then she stops and says you know you have to come quick right I'm like I've never had that happen from this and she says well then we have to FS (Read another review and they said it wasn't aloud with 15 min) first I'm like what do you want, and she says she loves both and then I'm like yeah whatever can you just try. This chick is so damn high she's like I won't do my best but it won't be bad, it will be good though, I just wished she would stop chatting and get to work LOL. So she gets back to work a little for like 5 more min and keeps saying you know you have to come quick and I'm like fuck it CFS she puts it on and lets me start going then she's like I don't want you to come that quick LOL I'm like whatever do this for 10 min and I ask if we can go back to BBBJ she proceeds and tells me I need to finish quick or I have to pay more lmao, the 7th time she has said this but not once has she checked the clock. I guess I stroke to much because even these providers can't help I tell her to stop ill do it and asked her to talk dirty of course that wasn't a prob because she never stopped talking, asked her to catch it and she did catch it all. This girl is a freak.
The entire time she was going back in forth rambling about idk what and talking dirty, while we were FS she lit a cigarette lmao this dream was hilarious to me. After I was trying to get tf out of there and she was still trying to conversate LOL. Idk why but she ran to the window ass-nude and opened the blinds. Crazy hahaha. She had been complimenting me calling me sexy and shit and while high decided that I'm her sugar baby. I asked her to take care of me and she said yes you're sexy you can live with me and fuck me everyday. Hey better her spending her cash on me than her benz and drugs. I'm trying to walk out the door STILL and she ends with save my number text or call me anytime LOL. Again she was high as fuck so I'm sure none of that is true but if a ho wants to save me she can.
Overall it was fun and funny and she's a super freak. . 8 and a trip to the gas station for like 25 min she did whatever I asked.[/QUOTE]You just simply forgot to put a link so we know who you're talking about.
