Thanks for the therapy! ROFLMFAOTIMHPAL.
[QUOTE=DarthNurse; 1651705]That really sucks man!
Years ago I went to a chicks apartment after she promised me a sexual wonderland (her words) that would be beyond anything I had ever experienced. Her pics looked good so off I went.
I arrive and she is not the girl in the pictures. Instead of being treated to the blonde busty athletic chick in the pictures I find a dumpy, frumpy sickly pale chick with teeth missing. I had just left a titty club and had put away a few cold ones otherwise my judgement would have been better. She admits she didn't use her real pictures for safety but would make it up with an awesome mind blowing time. I sighed thinking ok at least get a blow job and hope she keeps those snaggle teeth off.
We go in her room she asks for the donation, takes it and runs out, I am thinking cash and dash but nope she returns and has me get comfortable and she does as well. Not much to look at but I was horny from the titty club and wanted to nut. So she stands there about 5 feet from me and tells me to get started. I get up and walk towards her and go for her saggy titts and he says. No no no sit and the bed and spank it. I said, uh isn't that your job? She says she just stands there naked and it's self service. I ask for my money back and she says no refunds! So she hands me some lotion and I think about the chicks from the club and get done. She says I can go clean up in the bathroom and she set some paper towels in there. I grab my clothes and go tidy up. I peek out the bathroom door and she in dressed on the couch laughing on the phone about the $ she just made with no effort and had another guy on the way for the same. I tried to say goodbye and she laughed telling the person on the phone the guy wanted to say goodbye and probably needed a hug. It rubbed me wrong and like I said I had downed a few cold ones. I asked if I could use her bathroom before I headed out into the rain and she waved me off not even glancing at me. I proceed to take a hefty shit in her bathtub, wipe and throw that tp in the bathtub as well. I washed my hands, flushed the empty toilet and off I went again trying to say goodbye which got ignored.
About 45 minutes later she is blowing up my phone and leaving crazy messages about her bathtub.) [/QUOTE]And this is why story night would be so much damn fun.