Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7262300]Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

5. Shitter. If you have to use the toilet, say you have to wash your hands.

6. Shower. If there is a shower at an MP, and you shower with the girl, you are fucken gay. Super spa at LAX offers that and these fuckers actually shower with these bow wow girls. Yuck.

7. Death penalty list. Keep a good list of places you will never go to. Here are some. Blue tide in Westwood, Chen's on Santa Monica, Luxe on Santa Monica (the place upstairs with the trannies), Goldfinger if Vaness is still there, super spa at lax.

8. DATY. If you do go to the sushi bar at an MP, please do not tell me how long you did it for.

9. Rim job. If an MP girl does eat the corn hole, you do not need to state in your review - "I hope Priscillam french kissed the girl after" - I never kiss girls at an mp.

10. Never take the free water.

7.[/QUOTE]What's the problem with taking the water? I'm a thirsty man after my session LOL.

[QUOTE=KingKon;7262912]What's the problem with taking the water? I'm a thirsty man after my session LOL.[/QUOTE]The baby bottle waters are the best. Everytime I take one, I feel like I'm wearing a scarlet letter broadcasting that I'm a massage poon hunter LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnWu0079;7262492]Hydration is key to a healthy life red lantern has chilled ones too.[/QUOTE]I love a free water. I love giving people in my car those waters and not disclosing the source. It's and IYKYK thing. The rest of the world does not understand the meaning, and bottle fits on your pocket. A tiny memento of an excellent experience.

Dropped in to Garden to see Suxie based on recent reviews but apparently this was the day of the shift change, and I was greeted at the door by a tiny spinner I hadn't seen before.

She took me to the room and I gave her the house fee and tip.

She left, I stripped, laid down.

And a different girl came in. This one was not petite probably around 5 foot 5 and about 115 very friendly gave me a light fingertip stroking on back, legs, etc.

Then I heard her taking off her clothes and the stroking continued only with her nipples and tongue this time.

Cleaned me up a bit and went for TUMA. This girl has firm D cup manmades.

On the flip, I told her to lie down and went to work DATY. It was great non-fake orgasm for which she kept thanking me.

I laid down and let her take over BBBJ which she did so well that I was nearly ready to pop so I asked to fuck her and she suited me up and I did a couple positions and boom.

FYI, I almost never come with a condom, but this was intense.

Lots of DFK, highly attentive & engaged. As Arnie said, "I'll be back".

[QUOTE=Willie23;7263133]Dropped in to Garden to see Suxie based on recent reviews but apparently this was the day of the shift change, and I was greeted at the door by a tiny spinner I hadn't seen before.

She took me to the room and I gave her the house fee and tip.

She left, I stripped, laid down.

And a different girl came in. This one was not petite probably around 5 foot 5 and about 115 very friendly gave me a light fingertip stroking on back, legs, etc.

Then I heard her taking off her clothes and the stroking continued only with her nipples and tongue this time.

Cleaned me up a bit and went for TUMA. This girl has firm D cup manmades.

On the flip, I told her to lie down and went to work DATY. It was great non-fake orgasm for which she kept thanking me.

I laid down and let her take over BBBJ which she did so well that I was nearly ready to pop so I asked to fuck her and she suited me up and I did a couple positions and boom.

FYI, I almost never come with a condom, but this was intense.

Lots of DFK, highly attentive & engaged. As Arnie said, "I'll be back".[/QUOTE]I've read great things about Kyla on RM. Everyone mentioned D's, which I love. But the MMS texted me that she has B's. I was a little suspicious over what I was reading, but have a little more confidence after reading your post. Also read she's extremely fit, which is my favorite type of girl. Would you say all this is accurate? Also, wanted to know if you have any idea how long she'll be there for.

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Went to TA again one last time before coming back home to San Diego. I was greeted by Winnie this time, since Yoyo was no where in sight. Winnie is a lot more different than Yoyo. She's shorter, a bit more curvy, not fat but round in all the right places, and had nice big tits. She had big lips and a cute, bubbly personality, with some lewd shaking here and there. What's best is she's semi-fluent in English which made conversations easy. Did the whole dog and pony show with the payment, and when she came back, she started on my massage. It wasn't too rough of a massage, and it definitely aleviated some of the soreness in my hip area. Anyay, I kept touching her while she was massaging me, as I couldn't resist after seeing that nice curvy body of hers. Get to the flip, and she lies down next to me and we start making out. I rub her pussy a little and grope her tits while enjoying some nice DFK. She's jerking me a little and starts shaking her hips while I rub her some more. She has me lie flat and moves to 69. I wasn't really in the mood for 69 ing but I enjoyed her BBBJ so I figured I'd try and give her some love back. She moves to the balls and then back to the tip, and then wiggles her nice supple ass in my face and asks if I want to fuck her. I start slapping her ass a bit and tell her to hop on. She covers me and starts riding me in reverse CG. She turns around to regular CG and then starts rubbing my nipples while gyrating on me. I pull her close to me and start sucking on her nipples while pounding up harder. She asks if I want to CIM and I say yeah. She tears off the cover and starts back on her BBBJ and I end up poppin g my fat load into her mouth. I felt kinda bad since I'm pretty sure she swallowed some. She ends up spitting the rest out into a tissue and then giggles at me. We both get dressed back up and then she escorts me out of the room and into the hall. Before leaving, she tells me a new girl is coming soon, and to come try her out. I probably will since I don't have anything else to do this weekend anyway. We get to the door and we make out a little bit more before I depart. Total was $$.

Do the girls at Garden still get distracted watching the live feed or was that just for me.

[QUOTE=KingKon;7263442]I've read great things about Kyla on RM. Everyone mentioned D's, which I love. But the MMS texted me that she has B's. I was a little suspicious over what I was reading, but have a little more confidence after reading your post. Also read she's extremely fit, which is my favorite type of girl. Would you say all this is accurate? Also, wanted to know if you have any idea how long she'll be there for.[/QUOTE]Ds, for sure. Plump Ds, not hard, but full. I would not classify as 'extramely fit,' more like genetically well-formed. If you're looking for a gym rat, she's not it. Keep in mind these girls work 7 days a week, 13-14 hours a day, so hitting the gym ain't in the cards.

How long these girls stay is a mystery to me. Some are rotated out in 3-5 days, some seem to be around for a couple months. Best to call, but in general, I find the level of service and hotness increases over time. The very first visit here last year, I had Monica, and she was maybe a 6.5 on a scale of 10 in overall experience. Every girl I've seen there since has been at least an 8/10. Keyla is 9.5/10 IMO.

[QUOTE=TrippyOrgasm;7263534]Do the girls at Garden still get distracted watching the live feed or was that just for me.[/QUOTE]They watch the vid to keep aware of the flight pattern and how fast they have to move you out.

[QUOTE=TrippyOrgasm;7263534]Do the girls at Garden still get distracted watching the live feed or was that just for me.[/QUOTE]I don't recall monitors in the rooms at Garden, and I was just there. RL and Sakura have monitors in all of the rooms.

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[QUOTE=SabertoothPeni;7263861]I don't recall monitors in the rooms at Garden, and I was just there. RL and Sakura have monitors in all of the rooms.[/QUOTE]There are no monitors in the rooms. Somebody is very confused, and maybe they are talking about another Garden or maybe another AMP in the area.

[QUOTE=SabertoothPeni;7263861]I don't recall monitors in the rooms at Garden, and I was just there. RL and Sakura have monitors in all of the rooms.[/QUOTE]Hmm. Maybe they took them out then, they were also in all the rooms. The reason I stopped going was because of a very disinterested MP rushing and watching the feed. But last time I went was maybe 6 months ago.

[QUOTE=Willie23;7264106]There are no monitors in the rooms. Somebody is very confused, and maybe they are talking about another Garden or maybe another AMP in the area.[/QUOTE]Just found out everyone's talking about Garden on the west side and not the one on Century! Exciting discovery I'm going to have to follow up on.