Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheBanger;7485127]I also like Sunday and Saturday mornings early. Sunday is better because there should be less interruptions. Saturdays, if the weather is good can bring out the amateurs. Not that all amateurs are bad, just some of them. Don't take offense to that anybody. There's a certain monger they can't tell when a girl's busy by looking at her. There's a reason she's acting hectic or a little nervous because there's a guy who is waiting, laying in the room with a hard on going soft. Remember that little delay was probably because she was putting her panties back on and her leggings. The longer you're standing there asking questions, the more it sucks for the guy in the room waiting for her to get back.

"How much? Do you take credit cards? How much is the tip? Do you do 45 minutes? Can I see the girls ?"

When she says come back 30 minutes, that's the minimum. If you come back in 25 or less you might interrupt a guy's happy ending. Some wait to the last minute to perform the finish

I like to be the first customer. If I can get in at 8:30 I will. I don't like to follow up on another mongers slobber or worse things! I tried to schedule a day before or the night before. Even then I've been burned.

I know one situation where a guy was bragging about eating pussy with one of my ATFs. That morning I had given her the gift of CIP. These girls have no shame. Beware of eating pussy at these places. Who even knows if they're doing overnights and coming straight to the spa in the morning without douching![/QUOTE]I used to like getting up early and driving down to Libertyville to Pine. It was L1 but they did allow DATY. They had some very attractive older Korean MILFs. One lady let me do DATY and I only did it because I knew I was the first of the day. Otherwise I never do it. She liked it too and I know she orgasmed. They reason I know is because she squirted and her face blushed. The other 99% of the time they are faking it. I've made escorts cum but they were clearly enjoying the fun and I could feel the contractions. But usually its to help me get them wet and me warmed up. My advice is that in general do not do DATY with a high volume woman. I've gotten some really nasty URT infections, coughing up snot for a month. Going bare on these women, I've been standing in the line of shame at 2 am at Walgreens to get the magic pill to kill the drip. Had to burn the underwear because the drip stained them so bad. These girls have no shame. One escort would come to the house and her pussy smelled like cum. I'd make her take a hot bath and I would wrap up for sure. One lady told me I was her baby daddy and I had to take a paternity test. Turns out it was the dopehead who unloaded in her the day before. OMG, I was mentally preparing to be a father and in some weird way was hoping I was. Yeah that's messed up. Good thing I wasn't. Even with zero parenting experience I would have fought very hard for full custody because that lady was hooked on H. If you have women come to your house, I think its a good idea for them to shower. Clean off upstairs and down. Nothing worse than a smelly ass or pulling out and have mud on the helmet. Leaving a shit stain on the sheets. Make sure your ass is clean. Women appreciate it. Really dig in there and clean it up. AMP ladies have often told me that a man with a smelly ass is a big turn off.

[QUOTE=TheyTanky;7485916]I haven't been to YY spa before is it worth? Is there anyone I should request?

Dm me if you can. Am looking for a nice ass / legs.[/QUOTE]I think they are all pretty but having actual access to the ass and legs just doesn't come up. I'm just glad they are pretty and know what to do, not be greedy about it. If you haven't been there before and come on too strong, they will shut you down. I used to give seniors the password. Which is really not a word at all. This way they knew the new customer was referred by me, and I would be rewarded. Haven't done that in a long time. The new girls probably wouldn't know it anyway.

As I have mentioned in a post, I live walking distance to Royale, Crystal, Orient, & Poppy. Yet, I have found myself going to Yang in Germantown most of the time. I like Angela there. She's cute, nice little butt, and nice breasts. Plus, one of my jams is giving a massage, and she went from reluctant to fully enjoying. A good L1 was the standard. Always nice and enjoyable.

Well last night being NYE, I wanted to do a few things. Get to the gym (check), and get a good massage to end the year. Texted Yang and they were closed or did not respond. I am not a fan of Royale, Crystal has been OK, and Poppy the 2 x previous they put on a blue rubber glove, so you can touch their goodies. Weird and the 2nd time, she struggled to get the glove on, so between that and haggle, my vibe was jacked.

OK back to Poppy. I saw on Rubs that they had some new providers and they were cute and nice, one being Cici, who when I earlier reached out to see who was working, she was mentioned, so I bit. Upon getting there, I meet Cici and she is indeed a cutie with the normal flat booty. I later find she has a little tummy but some very nice breasts and responsive nipples. Upon getting things going, I asked for 1 1/2 hours, because that's what I like and do at Yang. She gave me a firm no and a little bit of a look. I was not sure how things would go, after that, but.

We started the massage, which was nice. She asked medium or soft, I like hard so I thought I may be disappointed but she did a medium light, but it felt good. One of my jams is seeing if I can give them a massage, so I asked her. She said yes, for how much? I knew at some point we would get to this point and I was glad it was real early. We agreed, she allowed me to massage her. She's enjoying it, I can feel her body relax and hear her moan as I did my thing on her shoulders and back. About 15 minutes in, I have her top up, massaging her really well and I whisper in her ear, this is why I like 1. 5 hours. She tells me, I can have the 1. 5 hours.

Things got better from there.

When we were done and she was helping me get dressed I asked her if I she wanted me to visit her again and she said yes, with a big smile. I asked her if I could do 1. 5 hours and her response was, if I can't give you 1. 5 hours, you have to come back when I have the time, you can't come here for. 5 or an hour, it's not long enough.

Since this was my 1st visit, I won't say it was GFE experience, but Cicic was super friendly, polite, cute, sexy, and the chemistry and connection was on point. In fact, I sent a message this morning asking if Cici was working (yes, I was thinking about going back), and I find out it was her. Last night she told me she will sleep good last night, so I asked her if she slept well? She sent me laughing faces and said, YES!! May not go back today, but I if I continue this hobby I shall return.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;7486725]I think they are all pretty but having actual access to the ass and legs just doesn't come up. I'm just glad they are pretty and know what to do, not be greedy about it. If you haven't been there before and come on too strong, they will shut you down. I used to give seniors the password. Which is really not a word at all. This way they knew the new customer was referred by me, and I would be rewarded. Haven't done that in a long time. The new girls probably wouldn't know it anyway.[/QUOTE]I agree, of all places Yang has been to my go to place, though I think that may have changed as of last night. But all the girls there have been pretty cute, with decent bodies, but tend to be more conservative when it comes to you touching them free range style. Having said that, I have seen Angle many times and she is super comfortable with me now. She knows what I like her to do and what I like to do and we both have enjoyed it. No tip hassle is an added bonus.

[QUOTE=LipNasty;7486717]Saw Cindy today. Decent massage with lots of roaming. On the flip negotiations started. I had a cover with me as I knew what I wanted. She mostly knew english which made negotiations good. Managed $1.5 for L3. Nice body and the supplest tits I've felt in a while. Started on my back with her giving me L2 with an amazing attention with her tongue to my balls, taint and bhole. Rusty trombone? Switched to L3. A few different positions later and I just couldn't get there. She felt good but there wasnt friction (Kinda weird. Laid back down and went back to enhanced L2 for a quick finish. Still had 15 minutes left so after a quick cleanup continued the massage until the full hour was done. Good time. Will probably repeat.

Backdoor of building is locked but you can park back there and walk around the front to get in. They will let you out the back.[/QUOTE]Same thing happened to me, I thought it was the use of too much lubricant that caused that.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;7486725]I think they are all pretty but having actual access to the ass and legs just doesn't come up. I'm just glad they are pretty and know what to do, not be greedy about it. If you haven't been there before and come on too strong, they will shut you down. I used to give seniors the password. Which is really not a word at all. This way they knew the new customer was referred by me, and I would be rewarded. Haven't done that in a long time. The new girls probably wouldn't know it anyway.[/QUOTE]Oh see, from all the places I've seen, everyone has their own thing going on. I'll follow the advice, once I get the chance to visit.

After hearing that L2 was available here I had to try it. Waste of money. The massage was above average. Negotiations started after the flip. I knew not to pay more than $.20. After reaching agreement on how she is to be compensated for her services she reaches in to a container on the nearby table. She pulls out a cover that was not in the original packaging. So I think she washes them out and reuses. Yech. Just an all around lousy CBJ. I did get off but poor technique. If in the area and in need I would go back for L1 but the CBJ was not worth it.

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;7485640]Has anyone been to HF Massage on Bluemound by George Webb / Best Buy? I'm assuming it is legit. I do need a good massage and might try it out.[/QUOTE]I stopped into HF Massage. It was legit, covered the entire time. I did get a great massage though.

PM if you are experiencing something different.

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;7489027]I stopped into HF Massage. It was legit, covered the entire time. I did get a great massage though.

PM if you are experiencing something different.[/QUOTE]It's confirmed to be legitimate, and in my opinion, the massage is awesome. I've been there five times over the past two months, making it my go-to spot for a legitimate massage.

[QUOTE=Croppyboy;7489027]I stopped into HF Massage. It was legit, covered the entire time. I did get a great massage though.

PM if you are experiencing something different.[/QUOTE]She offered to bring me homemade Chinese food to the shop. This is a common occurrence at our tug shacks, but it was the first time a legitimate establishment made such an offer. It's a nice little perk! I suspect that business isn't doing very well since there aren't many extras available, but the massage is fantastic in my opinion. She's clearly doing her best to keep customers happy and encourage them to return. After all, who would turn down homemade Chinese food?

[QUOTE=RomanianPete;7491210]She offered to bring me homemade Chinese food to the shop. This is a common occurrence at our tug shacks, but it was the first time a legitimate establishment made such an offer. It's a nice little perk! I suspect that business isn't doing very well since there aren't many extras available, but the massage is fantastic in my opinion. She's clearly doing her best to keep customers happy and encourage them to return. After all, who would turn down homemade Chinese food?[/QUOTE]I like a good solid massage and to add some tasty Chinese food is a bonus. There was a lady who worked at Orient that no longer works there but still brings me food from time to time. I love it!!

Thought Yaun / Green was in the area, but did not find. So going off a local massage near search.

Meet, showed open online, lights off when passed.

Rejouvination, meet by a short petite CiCi in candy cane colors, (old guy hanging out in the common area by the bathroom). Moms tummy, decent massage, wants you to enjoy, a little fire cracker with a mostly smooth playground.

Still Point, Sophie / Sophia, natural playground but was being repainted.

Poppie. Was hopping for skirts but no skirts all in leggings, Tina, tall square frame and face, No braw, trimmed playground. Wanted too much then all the sudden was enough.

Crystal. All in what looked like a skirt / skort outfit. Shorter cute was busy, Lisa stepped in, tattoo rt calf, full puffy natural playground, accepted and delivered what poppie could not. 200 cop.

[QUOTE=Enjoynow;7491604]I like a good solid massage and to add some tasty Chinese food is a bonus. There was a lady who worked at Orient that no longer works there but still brings me food from time to time. I love it!![/QUOTE]Some of the girls I have met at the spas have made me dumplings. I think they like to feed us men as they miss that aspect of thier lives, actually taking care of men in a non-sexual way.

I have had quick meals, "eat fast OK?" and actually had one make me dumplings with fennel, a unique taste. Fried bread also. We went to her apartment, fucked and she offered lunch. It was awesome. No charge for any of that. She was lonely here. Seeing men all day long and still lonely for a man's company in another setting.

I won't eat chicken feet though. WTF is that all about? They eat some stuff should be thrown away at the slaughter house. Gristle beef and pig tongue, nope!

[QUOTE=LipNasty;7486717]Saw Cindy today. Decent massage with lots of roaming. On the flip negotiations started. I had a cover with me as I knew what I wanted. She mostly knew english which made negotiations good. Managed $1.5 for L3. Nice body and the supplest tits I've felt in a while. Started on my back with her giving me L2 with an amazing attention with her tongue to my balls, taint and bhole. Rusty trombone? Switched to L3. A few different positions later and I just couldn't get there. She felt good but there wasnt friction (Kinda weird. Laid back down and went back to enhanced L2 for a quick finish. Still had 15 minutes left so after a quick cleanup continued the massage until the full hour was done. Good time. Will probably repeat.

Backdoor of building is locked but you can park back there and walk around the front to get in. They will let you out the back.[/QUOTE]Out of the game a few years, getting back in, was this in Germantown or Tosa?