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A Special Christmas Carol for the Forum
In the spirit of the season. With all apologizes to anyone who gets offended by anything that isn’t politically correct. I offer this Escort Carol as a way of thanks to all of the ladies who make this hobby possible. You take chances every day, and we appreciate it.
The following is to be sung to the tune of “The Christmas Song”, commonly subtitled “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire“ or “Merry Christmas to You.”
"The Escort Song"
My nuts resting on an eager chin
An escort sucking on my hose
Eager moans being sung by the hour
Non stop action till it blows
Everybody knows some doggie and a cowgirl ride
Help to make the dream just right
Perked up “tots” licked till they glow
Will find that I am hard all night
They know this hobbyist will pay
If you have lots of toys and goodies
For us to play
And ev’ry gentleman here
Is gonna’ try
To see if dropping low can make a young girl fly
And so, I’m offering this simple phrase
To providers we all love to do
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
Thank you girls, for every screw (just a dream)
Yes, though it’s been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Happy holidays everybody.