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I'm just curious, who is N2's wife?

N2,

Well, to begin with, when I used the term plu-perfect, I believe I misspelled it. I think it is actually spelled pluperfect. This term derives from the Latin "plus quam perfectum" and means "more than perfect" (if such a thing is possible). I meant just what I said that in your reply, your grammar, spelling, etc. were quite good. I always knew that no one could write as poorly as you were pretending to do.

I've always been interested in language, how people use it, what they do or attempt to do with it, how they misuse it, and so on. For example when someone from another language background uses English imperfectly, this use (or misuse) usually follows certain "rules". This is as true in terms of pronunciation as it is in terms of grammar. Your butchery of the English language seemed completely random to me, and therefore did not ring true.

Thanks for validating my observations.

I am very sorry that your life has "taken a wrong turn." I have no idea what you may mean by this. It does not matter. Whether your marriage has recently gone south, or if you have run into legal difficulties, I can't say and it is not important for this board to know. But you have my sincere condolences.

I know what it is like to be down on your luck. However I would venture to say that some large percentage of the people who inhabit this board could say the same thing about themselves, if they could admit it. Many people have many different ideas about what this board is for. For me, I think it is a kind of alternate reality. It is a place for people who can't or don't wish (for whatever reasons) to have "normal relationships" with "normal women". Perhaps it is for people who prefer to lead their love lives in discreet, managable, one hour segments with well defined costs.

Or maybe it is just a place where people can let their fantasy run wild. Whatever it is, it is definitely a place where people can talk about things that have some sort of meaning to them and which they can't discuss elsewhere. As such, I think that if it is worth discussing, then it is worthwhile to try to discuss using the best communication skills that one can muster.

Others would disagree, I am sure. One thing I have noticed is that people who seem to have any kind of sexual deviance, also seem to have little ability to express themselves. I can't help thinking that this has some link to other psychological issues such as obsessive compulsive disorder.

In any case, I have to say that you seem to take this board and the people who post here much too seriously. Who really gives a fuck about JJ, or Kimchi, or anyone else for that matter? In the end, they are just expressing an opinion, no matter how poorly and ineptly they may do so.

Thanks to Mr. Jackson, you have as much right as anyone to come here and say whatever you wish as anyone else does (with certain constraints of course). I would urge you to reconsider your request to leave. If your life is in such disorder as you imply, this may be just the sort of therapy you need.

By the way, I understand hanging out with the girls. As I have said many times, these are some of the finest women on the planet. When you get to know them, many are more down to earth, honest, kind, and sweet than any of the other females whom we may get to know during this short, brutal life that we are allotted. I have known many of them and I value having known them as much or more than any other females to whom I am related or whom I have come to know in the course of my life and career.

Yes, they are "professional women" in the worst sense of the term. But they know who and what they are. Many of them do have bad habits such as excessive drinking, gambling, etc. Some of them are even money grubbing sluts. But the thing they possess that puts them head and shoulders above most women in this society is that they know what God put them on earth for and they are good at it.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Elric]I call for an end to bickering because.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US![/QUOTE]

What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther

"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists. While the wildfire has died down, "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers and programmers. Wikipedia.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]I'm just curious, who is N2's wife?[/QUOTE]When you figure it out, let me know. It has been a little over 3 years and I really don't know who she is.

n2

[QUOTE=Last Legend]I have been introduced to clique today at work, and I don't like it. I like to walk my own path. It would be nice if you are willing to help. Remember don't let your thoughts and emotions take control of you. You are here to learn about true yourself or essence and not anyone else. I can teach you Tao and Buddhism if you want to learn.

By the way I am asian, and I have been observing the comments made about asian women.[/QUOTE]
[Quote=Sleazebum]
Once more, in ENGLISH this time!

Do you have a problem?

JJ[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Last Legend]Are you saying that you don't understand what I am saying? I just want to remind you that you are not in an English class right now.

If you were smart enough to know what I wrote was not in English, then you are smart enough to know to not reply back because I won't understand what you are saying.

If you are smart enough to recognize my grammatical errors, then you are smart enough to understand what I wrote unless you are telling me you are stupid.

What languages do you know besides English? Thought so.

Sleezeball[/QUOTE]

Hello Last Legend

Welcome to the board, now that we have been properly introduced I can flame your sorry misguided newbie ass for the following reasons:
1. Like most sorry ass newbies you do not RTFF that means read the fucking forum and ask for hard earned intel right of the bat and contribute nothing.
2. Number 1. will normally earn a newbie a slap like you got in June, but no that was not enough for you. You have to criticize a solid senior member that provides intel to any one that will RTFF that means read the fucking forum, so now you get flamed you four post little dick motherfucker.
3. Name calling my friend Sleazebum Sleezeball, I would think a multi-lingual prick like you would be able to express yourself without using four letter words. You sorry assed little dick deep throat cocksucking motherfucker.
4. I have a master’s degree in engineering and like Sleazebum, I did not understand WTF you were trying to say you dick eating dog.
5. You say you have been observing comments made about asian women on the Washington DC (that means District of Columbia), you illiterate someofabitch, massage parlor reports section of this forum. WTF do you expect to find in a DC AMP, that means asian massage parlor you ESOL, that means English for speakers of other languages you faggot illegal alien dick eater? Thought so!

OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.

Load

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Fire in the hole

I would like to thank Baltimonger for my favorite USMC M2-2 flame thrower photo.

That felt good

Big Red from Balmer

[QUOTE=LexLuther]What the fuck is going on here? Is this some contest to see who can be the most cryptic? I must say that in general, I welcome diversity in all its forms. But come on people. This is America. This is an English language site. If I'm not mistaken, Mr. Jackson has mandated that all posts be in the English language. If you can't express a simple thought in English so that other readers can understand it, you have no business posting here. Enough is enough!

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Lex...this is some sort of geek-culture reference. I don't understand it, but know what it is. Search on Wikipedia if you want to delve into the obscure "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"...

NN...thanks for taking the time to express yourself and defend yourself. You have provided some value to the board...and, if you stick around, may provide more.

Decided to take the Pepsi challenge at carriage house based on some promising reports. She has a nice slim body but appeared very cautious at first since she didn't know me. I thought her face was only average, but as she warmed up a bit she began to smile a bit more and relax and looked better. I was ready to give a 6/7 but will upgrade to an 8 as she seemed to get nicer as the session went on. YMMV. Nice hands, good massage

First time in several years of mongering this has happened.

Just an FYI for you all...

Went to Rio today - closed for "plumbing work". Cruised straight over to eye bar - locked up. Decided the head to Supra (against my better judgement based on recent mongering there). Passed another monger running down steps from the 4th floor. Rang the bell. No answer. Rang again. No answer. Left and went back to work. Passed by DT and remembered the good times. =)

[url]http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com//index.shtml[/url]

Check it out! Pretty interesting stuff!

JJ


[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", AYBABTU or simply AYB) is an Engrish phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of flash animation that ubiquitously depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the English version of the 1989 Japanese video game Zero Wing by Toaplan. Its brief but intense popularity derived in part from its poor translation into English and partly from its near-accidental adoption by a core group of Internet humorists. While the wildfire has died down, "All Your Base" is still a well-known reference among gamers and programmers. Wikipedia.[/QUOTE]

First off I don't know that anyone here "despises you". However information posted here should be accurate as many of us depend on your accuracy.

I initially called you out weeks ago for your "mishandling of information" in regard to your SO there was also personal damaging information I don't think should be posted in the general forum.

Some things are better off said on the back channel.

Now that the truth is out I'm done with this shit.

I'm going to take my "bigger asshole" self out to see Windy again this girl is a freak.


Happy Hunting
AJ



[QUOTE=Napun Namja]Perhaps the information presented was inaccurate or inadequate.

In AJ’s case, he despised me since the beginning. Maybe I pissed him off because I PM him about his SO or because I am “over-poster.” Your guess is good as mine. However, after reviewing his contributions to this board, I conclude that a direct correlation exists between his post count and his contemptibleness. In other words, he became a bigger asshole as his post count increased.

mishandling of information

In this sandbox, we are all equal, despite of what you may think otherwise.
N2[/QUOTE]

Man I am so fucking glad that I read this forum. Of course I had always thought that I came here for a different set of reasons. That set having to do with the fact that while I have no real relationships and no longer have the desire to have any, I still have the occasional burning need to get my rocks off by paying women to act (if only for a short time) as though they liked me.

But in fact there are other reasons to come here. This forum is actually a place to gain education, valuable education. Education that allows even an old limp dick mofo such as I to keep up with the very latest and most important of cultural phenomena.

Beyond what I have just said, I must admit to being speechless.

LexLuther

I have read this mess and its too funny. Come Legend, you have to earn respect here. No comes in here asking for intel without giving some first. Everyone pays there dues. Thats how you earn our respect. Give credible intel, share your adventures, and lastly, the fun time that could be had by all based on your adventures.

For example, I went to HWC(and old fav) last month, had my cute little Kgirl Bobo or Bubu, whatever, and fun was had by all. 7/7/7/7 across the board. Nice and clean all over just how I like it. All dishes were served and I left a happy camper. You dont need every detail, but enough to let your brothers know what the deal is.

When you start spending some tuition of these matters, you wont have the buys from Balto come down and flame you. Anyhow, I think you get the drift.

PC out

[QUOTE=Last Legend]Flaming is low. But I guess it's supposed to boost your ego and credibility as a member here. I understand that you try desperately to seek approval and acceptance from the so called senior members here. I guess being in a clique would give you a sense of belonging and some comfort to your lost soul.

The way you speak doesn't seem like you have a master's. It sounds like you just got out of high school: you sound like a angry nerd who has no social skills. Now your master's doesnt serve you so well, does it? Thought so. Anyway I am not even going to drag myself to your level. I feel dumber after reading your what you just wrote.

Feel free to correct me in a civilized manner if I am wrong[/QUOTE]

This is the last time I will waste fuel on you Last Legend, it costs too much.

Flaming is low, but somebody has to do it; furthermore it makes my jar headed fat ass feel good. It does not boost my ego or give me credibility. Going to DC RT’s and fucking 3 girls multiple times until sun up with some of the coolest guys on this board does and it comforts my dick not my soul, which has been lost for decades.

I bet you felt dumber when you got up this morning. You are probably a legend in your own mind.

You drew first blood with Sleazebum and let the games begin.
What is that noise? Fried sorry ass newbie.

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Fire in the hole

Oh yeah the purpose of the board, this is intel Last Legend I banged Natalie Foxx again today and her pussy was sweet as butter. 36DD and a lot of fun $$/hr $.5/hhr. [url]http://www.nataliefoxx.biz/[/url]

Just doing my part

Big Red

So last night I decided to take a trip to go get some Chinese food and I stumbled up 1 set of stairs I asked for Lilly, but I was told she was very busy and instead I received a “I Pun“ named Lucky. Lucky is approximately 24 years old and stands about 5’8 and for an identifying mark on the right shoulder (I think) of a small circular scar (like a chicken pox scar) and a red tattoo on the lower back.

Anyways Lucky walks in and I said WOW I really like what I saw 5’8” about 120-130 A-B cups, with a cute little ass. So Lucky asks for house fee and sees the tuition and asks for it. She counts the tuition and says “not enough”, I told her that I didn’t have anymore so she said “Next time you bring more”. She has me undress and walk to the shower and cleans every inch of me including my hair. She follows the shower with a hint of scope and off to the massage.

Good firm massage with a little a.p. on the flip a BBBJ followed by a CBJ. We moved to Cowgirl, Missionary, side Missionary, and finished in K9. Overall I would rate the experience a 8.5-9.

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B8
M8
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