Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Areyodeva; 1723095]After a year or so I had time to make trip to ERS, my regular Danielle was not working and I have read some + reviews on Laura so I decided to go with her. Upon arriving I waited in the waiting area for 5 mins till she got ready. Liz and this new chick I have never seen before but she was around 5'6" thin athletic body, long blonde hair were also sitting there. I was about to ask her name but Laura walked out and told me to follow her. Since it was my first time with her I had no idea what to expect or how our session will be. She asked me if I ever been there before I told her yes and I see Danielle, but she was not there I booked my appointment with you. She smiled and said we will see about that going forward you will just see me. And she was right, I doubt I will go back to any other ladies. Guys please I cannot stress it enough how nice she is. We talked about work, college, travelling, and it felt like we knew each other. Her massage skills are very nice plus she constantly ask you what kind of pressure you want, but while working on you she can still keeps a nice conversation going. It was then my turn to massage her, she complemented me on my skills. During my turn I made sure to work on her hands and feet since she is on her feet all day long and work those hands all day long. I think I did that for over 30 mins when she got up saying that she felling that it suppose to be "relaxation" for me not her. But I was actually enjoying the conversation. The flip. Oh my god she got skills, everything within the rules but one of the best I have ever had.

I won't be waiting another year for my second trip with her. Laura you're the BEST![/QUOTE]I totally agree. Great report.

[QUOTE=MisterZero;1726614]I have seen that kissing is allowed at ERS but I have not had any luck as of yet. Is this a YMMV deal or are only certain ladies up for it. If so, which ones? This would not be breaking any of their rules so I imagine this post is not a bad one.[/QUOTE]I have been going to ERS for years no girl has ever allowed kissing that I know of.

[QUOTE=BJ Daty;1728202]I have been going to ERS for years no girl has ever allowed kissing that I know of.[/QUOTE]Experience has taught me that, at the ERS at least, you'd have to have a rather lengthy relationship with your favorite before a kiss takes place. It me more than four years. And she, not me, initiated it.

Some of you guys must be very charming. I've been to ERS 10+ times and the rules have always been followed. It's part of what brings me back. Never knowing if this will be the time that I get a little extra.

Well I was saving up for another session with my 2 beautiful girls at CLV. Let me tell you, it was extremely better than the first one. The girls I had even were making out with each other. Needless to say OH MY. Thank you for the great experience Darlene and Nancy!

Ohyou, I have experienced 2 girls at the Executive but never have done it at CLV. I think I will try it with Nancy and Darlene.

[QUOTE=Modena006;1736061]Ohyou, I have experienced 2 girls at the Executive but never have done it at CLV. I think I will try it with Nancy and Darlene.[/QUOTE]I really do think you will enjoy what I have experienced. I have done it. Not literally. LOL. We have had at least 4 sessions together, and honestly, I knew Nancy long before I had the both of them together.

Had my second session with Danielle who, IMO, probably is the most attractive of the entire line-up. Session was typical of ERS, although Danielle (like all the ladies) has her own distinctive approach to the finish. All in all, a good session with a nice gal. Having said that, she's still my #2 after my fave, Dawn. She might be 15 yrs. older than Danielle, but she's still a looker and always gives a great session. Everyone has their own rankings of the ERS staff, and those are my top 2.

I was just wondering if there were any bigger girls at ERS or CLV? I have been happy in my travels to Belvedere but I do prefer curvier women than I have seen there. Am I out of luck?

Mister Zero. It is my opinion that CLV offers more selection in the full figured department. My favorite there is Jenna although she isn't considered totally full figured but she is shapely and loves her job. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Modena006;1758319]Mister Zero. It is my opinion that CLV offers more selection in the full figured department. My favorite there is Jenna although she isn't considered totally full figured but she is shapely and loves her job. Enjoy.[/QUOTE]I agree, Jenna has filled out in the last few years and is extremely gifted with her hands.

I used to visit Eden in the Chicago north and west burbs in the previous decade and have been looking for something similar since they were chased out 3 years ago. Researched around the boards till I found this gem! Once I decided to make a visit it took about three months for the timing / free time to be right and I made my first visit last year just before the holiday.

While I had read the previous five or so years reviews (heavy research.) on this board and had a good idea of who sounded appealing. I decided to see what was available when I walked in the door. Glad I did. I'm kinda adventuresome that way. First time was shortly after opening on a Saturday morning. When I arrived Christy was the only one available. She seemed nice, my type so off we went, and the short red dress was nice, so off we went.

Got to the room, very small, but first rate. I'll take clean and orderly over big and messy / dirty anytime. Really love the massage tables. Eden went to these crappy futons and threadbare sheets the last few years they were up and it gave you the skeevys! Anyway she starts by explaining the whole set-up. SHower, optional jacuzzi, etc. So I opt to start with the jacuzzi and she starts the shower for me, lays out the clean, nice towels and says shower up and I'll be back.

So I shower and wrap a towel around my waist and wait maybe five minutes. It seems really busy (good for them and you since you're not their only paycheck for the day) on all my visits. So I suspect they are juggling the end of one client and the beginning of another. Which is fine as the overall rates are very affordable. Anyway, she comes back in a robe and leads me to the jacuzzi. She reaches for my towel which of course I offer. Then she takes off her robe and it's wise to untie her bikini strings and help her out. In the water for 10 minutes or so. Exploration is allowed but not a lot of reciprocation other than sitting next to each other.

I do have to say Christy is probably mid-30's and has a leats one child from the convo. But she has really taken care of herself. Nice smaller perky boobs, cute ass, and almost flat stomach. Wish my stomach was like that when I was her age! AFter the 10 minutes we dried off and went back to the room. Once there I laid down on my stomach and a nice rubdown, light touch ensued for twenty minutes or so. There was a little teasing, but almost accidental. Enough to get things started.

Then she asked me if I wanted to massage her. Who says no? So she starts on her stomach and I spend time on her back shoulders, legs and feet. Finishing up on her cute little butt and. Then she flips. A bit more time on legs, feet and shoulders but then on to the starring attractions. Massaged those cute little boobies and eventually on to the shaved kitty. Using the heated lotion all the way (me and her). I've got to say very nice touch! Anyway, moving south was met with no resistance and a thorough rub down of the external topography was well received with a little moaning. Moral of the story, be respectful and things will go well within the understood boundaries.

Finally I got back on the table laying on my back and was ready to go. Although she started with arms, shoulders and legs with alternation to the promised land. Very acceptiong of my roaming hands at the same time. The satisfying conclusion was eventually achieved. Chrusty was a tad bit shy at first, but eventually we had a nice banter which led to an overall pleasurable experience. Would have another session with her without hesitation! Typical door fee plus. 4 tip. Don't forget to ask for your repeat customer punch card. Have had two more visits sice and will report shortly.

Been a long time since I have been out to CLV. Is there anyone there aside from Jennah that gives a pretty good massage nowadays?

There was a tall almost 6', skinny, almost flat chested brunnette that worked there the last few times I went, and she was fantastic.

Maybe liz or missy or something like that. Can't remember. I tried to look up my old post where I mentioned her but this thread doesn't seem to go back that far.

Regardless. I really enjoy jennah but I also like variety.

If anyone can give me a lead on a lady with passable massage skills, let me know!

I think you mean Mandy. She sort of vanished in the fall of 2010. I really really enjoyed my times with her.

[QUOTE=Rabble; 1771489]Been a long time since I have been out to CLV. Is there anyone there aside from Jennah that gives a pretty good massage nowadays?

There was a tall almost 6', skinny, almost flat chested brunnette that worked there the last few times I went, and she was fantastic.

Maybe liz or missy or something like that. Can't remember. I tried to look up my old post where I mentioned her but this thread doesn't seem to go back that far.

Regardless. I really enjoy jennah but I also like variety.

If anyone can give me a lead on a lady with passable massage skills, let me know![/QUOTE]

Hawt! I had a great session with her today. Very sweet woman. Treat her (and all the ladies) with respect, guys.

TFM

[QUOTE=Tornacl;1771844]I think you mean Mandy. She sort of vanished in the fall of 2010. I really really enjoyed my times with her.[/QUOTE]It wasn't quite that far back. I think the last time I saw her was late 2011.

[QUOTE=Rabble; 1771489]Been a long time since I have been out to CLV. Is there anyone there aside from Jennah that gives a pretty good massage nowadays?

There was a tall almost 6', skinny, almost flat chested brunnette that worked there the last few times I went, and she was fantastic.

Maybe liz or missy or something like that. Can't remember. I tried to look up my old post where I mentioned her but this thread doesn't seem to go back that far.

Regardless. I really enjoy jennah but I also like variety.

If anyone can give me a lead on a lady with passable massage skills, let me know![/QUOTE]

There is currently a tall, skinny, flat chested brunette there named Terri. I don't know if she is the same person you are referring to, but she is fantastic.

Blonde, early 30s. Nice rack (C-cups). Little bit wider hips than I usually like. Massage was average. Finish was good. I would consider her reliable, but not at the top of my list.

[QUOTE=Rabble; 1771489]Been a long time since I have been out to CLV. Is there anyone there aside from Jennah that gives a pretty good massage nowadays?

There was a tall almost 6', skinny, almost flat chested brunnette that worked there the last few times I went, and she was fantastic.

Maybe liz or missy or something like that. Can't remember. I tried to look up my old post where I mentioned her but this thread doesn't seem to go back that far.

Regardless. I really enjoy jennah but I also like variety.

If anyone can give me a lead on a lady with passable massage skills, let me know![/QUOTE]Well, I think your talking about Terri, I have had a session with her before and her massage skills were okay. I have had better massages from other girls. I just love bigger breasts so I usually go with Nancy, Sophia or Jenna and in my opinion Jenna and Nancy give the BEST massages.

I don't know WHY I put this report off for so long, but here it finally is.

Some time ago, I booked a 4-hand massage with [b]Liz & Danielle. [/b] I had only seen each girl once before. Danielle was amazing. Liz, so-so. You can look up my previous reports for the details. Anyways, when I saw Danielle before, the topic of 4-hand massages came up. She promoted the pairing of Liz and herself, since they've been friends long before either started working at ERS. This stayed in the back of the mind ever since.

The jacuzzi session was pretty uneventful. Both girls sat beside me, and we chatted about nonsense. Nothing sensual here. The massage was also odd, since both girls split me down the middle. One on the left, other on the right. Since their massage skills are quite different (Liz is better) , I wasn't completely satisfied. Still, I figured things would pick up when the mutual massages started.

Except they didn't. We went straight to my flip. Maybe time was running short. Or maybe mutual massages are off the menu when 2 girls are in the room. Whatever the reason, I was disappointed. One of my driving motivations for booking this session was seeing 2 hot girls get intimate with each other. This never really happened. During the flip, both girls took turns. One on the HR, the other at my head with her boobs. They pretty much never touched each other, with a few exceptions. Danielle seemed relatively dialed down, nowhere near as nasty with the dirty talk this time around. Liz, on the other hand, REALLY stepped it up. Compared to my first session with her, Liz was pretty amazing and went up several notches in my book.

All in all, I don't think the 4-hand experience was worth the money. Maybe it was an off day. I could have better fun with different pairings. For now, I'll stick with 1-on-1.

I've been away from ERS for a while, but I plan on making a comeback very, very soon.

Did you honestly think that you would get anything more than the standard service times two?

Look at it from the ladies perspective. They both received their standard fee for a rub and a tug. Why would they add a visit to the sushi bar for no additional charge? If you wanted something like that you should of asked them at the start and provide a substantial tip. Even then it is unlikely they would agree. Rules and all, plus being friends is one thing but going south of the border is a whole different proposition.

QUOTE=Brown Bag; 1776553]I don't know WHY I put this report off for so long, but here it finally is.

Some time ago, I booked a 4-hand massage with [b]Liz & Danielle. [/b] I had only seen each girl once before. Danielle was amazing. Liz, so-so. You can look up my previous reports for the details. Anyways, when I saw Danielle before, the topic of 4-hand massages came up. She promoted the pairing of Liz and herself, since they've been friends long before either started working at ERS. This stayed in the back of the mind ever since.

The jacuzzi session was pretty uneventful. Both girls sat beside me, and we chatted about nonsense. Nothing sensual here. The massage was also odd, since both girls split me down the middle. One on the left, other on the right. Since their massage skills are quite different (Liz is better) , I wasn't completely satisfied. Still, I figured things would pick up when the mutual massages started.

Except they didn't. We went straight to my flip. Maybe time was running short. Or maybe mutual massages are off the menu when 2 girls are in the room. Whatever the reason, I was disappointed. One of my driving motivations for booking this session was seeing 2 hot girls get intimate with each other. This never really happened. During the flip, both girls took turns. One on the HR, the other at my head with her boobs. They pretty much never touched each other, with a few exceptions. Danielle seemed relatively dialed down, nowhere near as nasty with the dirty talk this time around. Liz, on the other hand, REALLY stepped it up. Compared to my first session with her, Liz was pretty amazing and went up several notches in my book.

All in all, I don't think the 4-hand experience was worth the money. Maybe it was an off day. I could have better fun with different pairings. For now, I'll stick with 1-on-1.

I've been away from ERS for a while, but I plan on making a comeback very, very soon.[/QUOTE]

Did I expect them to go down on each other? Of course not.

Did I expect SOME degree of intimacy, like rubbing each other's breasts or butts? Kind of, yeah. That would be right in line with the rules, and something you wouldn't see with only 1 girl in the room. Of course, this is all a matter of my expectations versus what was actually promised. I hyped myself up too much.

Made a long-overdue trip to ERS, hoping to check out new girl [b]Miranda. [/b] However, she was a no-show at opening. So, after viewing the line-up, I had my 2nd session with [b]Laura. [/b] Compared to a rather wonderful 1st experience, this go-round was quite the letdown. As always, I have to consider the possibilty of external factors or it just being an off day. I'm not sure that's ever a valid excuse, but it must be said.

The level of friendly chat was not great. We started on a bad vibe, and I could never seem to dig myself out of that hole. The massage itself was actually quite good, which prevents me from being completely disappointed. Laura is pretty attentive to all nooks and crannies, and she asks if you're particularly sore anywhere. BEFORE the flip, pervs.

The mutual massage and the flip were. I want to say "forgettable", except I don't want to forget this experience when planning any future visits. Laura sorta went into a meditative trance during her rubdown, and the flip HR was almost clinical in its mechanical way. The desired release was achieved (and it was a doozy thanks to some self-imposed abstinence) , but there was no joy in getting there. Honest to God, I actually considered skipping the flip and ending the massage after finishing Laura's rubdown. Even to this moment, I still regret not pulling that particular trigger, just to make a statement.

I gave the standard tip (.20) , since I did get everything I paid for plus the usual extras. But none of the personality that made my 1st visit so pleasant was on display today. If this was my 1st session with Laura, it would absolutely be my last. However, I can't forget the good times in the past. I'll let this one stew for a bit while I check out some of the other talent.

As I walked out the door, I realized I just wasn't relaxed or satisfied enough to head to work. So, after summoning my true inner monger, I took a drive up to Rockford. Now THAT is a wonderful story.

To be continued on the Rockford board.

[b]Laura[/b]

Looks 8.

Attitude 5.

Massage 8.

Finish 6

It appears to me that the girls at Executive know about your lengthy critiques and put 2 +2 together.

[QUOTE=Brown Bag; 1778488]Made a long-overdue trip to ERS, hoping to check out new girl [b]Miranda. [/b] However, she was a no-show at opening. So, after viewing the line-up, I had my 2nd session with [b]Laura. [/b] Compared to a rather wonderful 1st experience, this go-round was quite the letdown. As always, I have to consider the possibilty of external factors or it just being an off day. I'm not sure that's ever a valid excuse, but it must be said.

The level of friendly chat was not great. We started on a bad vibe, and I could never seem to dig myself out of that hole. The massage itself was actually quite good, which prevents me from being completely disappointed. Laura is pretty attentive to all nooks and crannies, and she asks if you're particularly sore anywhere. BEFORE the flip, pervs.

The mutual massage and the flip were. I want to say "forgettable", except I don't want to forget this experience when planning any future visits. Laura sorta went into a meditative trance during her rubdown, and the flip HR was almost clinical in its mechanical way. The desired release was achieved (and it was a doozy thanks to some self-imposed abstinence) , but there was no joy in getting there. Honest to God, I actually considered skipping the flip and ending the massage after finishing Laura's rubdown. Even to this moment, I still regret not pulling that particular trigger, just to make a statement.

I gave the standard tip (.20) , since I did get everything I paid for plus the usual extras. But none of the personality that made my 1st visit so pleasant was on display today. If this was my 1st session with Laura, it would absolutely be my last. However, I can't forget the good times in the past. I'll let this one stew for a bit while I check out some of the other talent.

As I walked out the door, I realized I just wasn't relaxed or satisfied enough to head to work. So, after summoning my true inner monger, I took a drive up to Rockford. Now THAT is a wonderful story.

To be continued on the Rockford board.

[b]Laura[/b]

Looks 8.

Attitude 5.

Massage 8.

Finish 6[/QUOTE. I wasn't impressed with her and I tip more than 20.

[QUOTE=Modena006;1778708]It appears to me that the girls at Executive know about your lengthy critiques and put 2 +2 together.[/QUOTE]I think coming to that conclusion would also fall under the category of "putting 2 + 2 together." BB's reports are very positive overall, and when there is criticism, it seems more than warranted. I've also had good sessions with Laura, but then I've also had a mediocre one. That probably can be said for most of the providers. For me, when they become mediocre, I move on to another provider. For what we pay we should get good service, IMO; it's that simple. BB was more than considerate by attributing her sub-par performance to just having a bad day. That's a fair comment, and not something that the girls should read as a negative and therefore give poor service in the future. I'd think that the providers are more concerned about getting NO reviews than lengthy ones.

Saw many good reports so I made an appointment. Arrived and was escorted to the room. Settled the fee, took a shower and waited for her return. First stop was the hot tub. Bikini came off an in we went. She sat right next to me and had her legs over mine. Nice conversation, a nice tease and back to the room after 10 minutes or so. She took her time on my back and it felt wonderful. As she worked my upper thighs, there was a bit of incidental contact which served as a nice tease. Then I massaged her back and beautiful buns. On her flip spent time on her arms and legs before moving to her cute little boobs and kitty. The little patch is cute. She did the occasional grab which is always nice. Finally I laid back down and she got to work. Nice varying technique help prolong the experience and made for a great finish. I have to say Danielle's friendly outgoing personality really helps put you at ease and enjoy the session. Will definitely repeat with her!

Saw a name on the ERS schedule I didn't recognize-Erin. (Or is it simply that it's been so long since I've been to ERS that I am starting to forget some of the girls.) Does anybody know anything about her?

[QUOTE=Teabagplain;1800705]Saw a name on the ERS schedule I didn't recognize-Erin. (Or is it simply that it's been so long since I've been to ERS that I am starting to forget some of the girls.) Does anybody know anything about her?[/QUOTE]Saw her in a line up last week. Similar to Amanda. Petite, but not quite as thin as Amanda. Also had a bit more upstairs. Appeared to be mid-20s. She's on my list to see.

Stopped in last Saturday and visited jennah. Haven't seen her for almost a year. Reminded me of the skills I have been missing. All within the rules mind you, that's why I have been away for so long. Sometimes a man needs more then a handshake. But with that increased menu options comes risk. Sometimes I just want to lay there and unwind. Between jennah and Leah at GH, I still don't know who is the better Jedi.

[QUOTE=Biscuit123;1812000]Stopped in last Saturday and visited jennah. Haven't seen her for almost a year. Reminded me of the skills I have been missing. All within the rules mind you, that's why I have been away for so long. Sometimes a man needs more then a handshake. But with that increased menu options comes risk. Sometimes I just want to lay there and unwind. Between jennah and Leah at GH, I still don't know who is the better Jedi.[/QUOTE]GH is Golden Hands in Schaumburg?

[QUOTE=MrTisBad;1813408]GH is Golden Hands in Schaumburg?[/QUOTE]I took it to be Geisha House in Madison, WI

[QUOTE=Iamthirsty;1813820]I took it to be Geisha House in Madison, WI[/QUOTE]Yes. Golden hands in schaumburg.

[QUOTE=MontataBoy; 1763783]While I had read the previous five or so years reviews (heavy research.) on this board and had a good idea of who sounded appealing. I decided to see what was available when I walked in the door. Glad I did. I'm kinda adventuresome that way. First time was shortly after opening on a Saturday morning. When I arrived Christy was the only one available. She seemed nice, my type so off we went, and the short red dress was nice, so off we went.

Got to the room, very small, but first rate. I'll take clean and orderly over big and messy / dirty anytime. Really love the massage tables. Eden went to these crappy futons and threadbare sheets the last few years they were up and it gave you the skeevys! Anyway she starts by explaining the whole set-up. SHower, optional jacuzzi, etc. So I opt to start with the jacuzzi and she starts the shower for me, lays out the clean, nice towels and says shower up and I'll be back.

So I shower and wrap a towel around my waist and wait maybe five minutes. It seems really busy (good for them and you since you're not their only paycheck for the day) on all my visits. So I suspect they are juggling the end of one client and the beginning of another. Which is fine as the overall rates are very affordable. Anyway, she comes back in a robe and leads me to the jacuzzi. She reaches for my towel which of course I offer. Then she takes off her robe and it's wise to untie her bikini strings and help her out. In the water for 10 minutes or so. Exploration is allowed but not a lot of reciprocation other than sitting next to each other.

Then she asked me if I wanted to massage her. Who says no? So she starts on her stomach and I spend time on her back shoulders, legs and feet. Finishing up on her cute little butt and. Then she flips. A bit more time on legs, feet and shoulders but then on to the starring attractions. Massaged those cute little boobies and eventually on to the shaved kitty. Using the heated lotion all the way (me and her). I've got to say very nice touch! Anyway, moving south was met with no resistance and a thorough rub down of the external topography was well received with a little moaning. Moral of the story, be respectful and things will go well within the understood boundaries.[/QUOTE]It's been years for me since I even had a massage. I'd been wanting to get out this way for the longest while, but a combo of finances, work, and / or family life always got in my way.

This past weekend, with everyone else in the family out of town for a few days, was all I needed without having to answer where I was going.

I ventured out to ERS and was going to make the appointment, but since I didn't know when I'd get there, I'd just go with who was available; Samantha & Angela for me, and I went with Samantha. Yeah, she's in her mid-30s at a minimum, but so what. It's not like I was going to go home with her.

After waiting for someone else to exit the jacuzzi, we got in for a bit, then back to the room. I'd been used to AMPs, so just having a conversation was more than I was used to, and I felt myself getting deflated. I just shutup for awhile, and remembered why I was there.

We talked about working long hours, pets, her tats, those of you who've had her know which one I'm talking about. It was tough to see at first in the dim light. I reciprocated the massage, found out where she was ticklish, and eventually finished up. Did manage to get a little Russian in there beforehand.

I was in there well over an hour on a busy Saturday, in part due to the delays encountered when other mongers are doing the same thing, and never felt rushed at all.

I'd definitely repeat if I'm ever up in Belvidere.

What is the story with her?

Which is better CLV? Or ERS? In the area and thinking of giving one a shot fellow seniors help me out

[QUOTE=Jv Money;1826364]Which is better CLV? Or ERS? In the area and thinking of giving one a shot fellow seniors help me out[/QUOTE]They both have their pros and cons, but ERS is probably a better bet. CLV seems like the type of place that could be more fun for regulars, if they end up clicking with a particular employee. ERS, you pretty much know what you are going to get.

[QUOTE=Jv Money;1826364]Which is better CLV? Or ERS? In the area and thinking of giving one a shot fellow seniors help me out[/QUOTE]From my experience ERS is a one price for one service option with tipping at your discretion. CLV you might get more millage, but everything (nudity, HE, et all) is extra and negotiable. So if you like to haggle then CLV, and if you want consistent service with a smile then ERS.

[QUOTE=Xxofe;1826662]From my experience ERS is a one price for one service option with tipping at your discretion. CLV you might get more millage, but everything (nudity, HE, et all) is extra and negotiable. So if you like to haggle then CLV, and if you want consistent service with a smile then ERS.[/QUOTE]I've seen many more girls at ERS than CLV. But of the 5 girls that I've seen over the years at CLV, not one of them asked for a tip. Agree with other posts that ERS is a more consistent bet.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain;1826884]I've seen many more girls at ERS than CLV. But of the 5 girls that I've seen over the years at CLV, not one of them asked for a tip. Agree with other posts that ERS is a more consistent bet.[/QUOTE]My one trip to CLV went like this.

Pay for room and basic massage.

Lady comes in and strips to underwear.

Tip for top to come off.

Tip more to touch.

Tip for ending