Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BrianInIsanti;1815198]Gave up on the SWs and saw an ad in the city pages for one at 1311 1/2 E Lake Blvd. Door was locked and no answer on the phone. Went to the one at 1704 West Lake. They wanted $135 and it was a DIY. Called one on the BP rub downs, she gave me an address on Hennipen and it was a dry cleaner place. Gave up and went home about midnight. I'm brand new to MN and was wondering if anyone knew an okay place or girl for at least an HE. That isn't over 100. Let me know. Brian[/QUOTE]Well, you're not going to find much under a bill. Most of the R&T's are going to expect $70 + $40 tip for HJ.

Hi everyone,

First time posting on this site. Looking for a good first massage. Just not sure where or how to get started. Any help for this newbie would be greatly appreciated. I tried looking at BP, but I couldn't tell which posts were legit and which were scams.

Thanks for your help!

[QUOTE=ChewBukkake; 1830325]Hi everyone,

First time posting on this site. Looking for a good first massage. Just not sure where or how to get started. Any help for this newbie would be greatly appreciated. I tried looking at BP, but I couldn't tell which posts were legit and which were scams.

Thanks for your help![/QUOTE]RTFF.

Rule # 2. See Rule # 1

Saw Tawni for my first massage ever. She was super easy to set up with and provided a great massage. I was a bit nervous, but she was great and I left relaxed and happy.

[QUOTE=Homeslice;1839724]Saw Tawni for my first massage ever. She was super easy to set up with and provided a great massage. I was a bit nervous, but she was great and I left relaxed and happy.[/QUOTE]I saw Tawni once about a year or two ago. She was attractive and got the job done. I wasn't extremely thrilled though and haven't seen her since. But I'd certainly see her again in a pinch.

Hello Gents,

Moved to your fair city about 5 months ago, and am finally getting back around to the habit. I can say for sure that the girl in the link below is ONLY DIY. Such a disappointment.

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/y-beautiful-tattooed-goddess-y-24/9464547[/url]

Along those lines, I'm finding that a lot of the attractive girls listed under that section on backpage are DIY only, and reading the forum confirms. What's up with that? Any tips for telling which ads are a waste of time?

[QUOTE=Outlaw3; 1843489]Hello Gents,

Moved to your fair city about 5 months ago, and am finally getting back around to the habit. I can say for sure that the girl in the link below is ONLY DIY. Such a disappointment.

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/y-beautiful-tattooed-goddess-y-24/9464547[/url]

Along those lines, I'm finding that a lot of the attractive girls listed under that section on backpage are DIY only, and reading the forum confirms. What's up with that? Any tips for telling which ads are a waste of time?[/QUOTE]Check your PM

[QUOTE=Outlaw3; 1843489]Hello Gents,

Moved to your fair city about 5 months ago, and am finally getting back around to the habit. I can say for sure that the girl in the link below is ONLY DIY. Such a disappointment.

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/y-beautiful-tattooed-goddess-y-24/9464547[/url]

Along those lines, I'm finding that a lot of the attractive girls listed under that section on backpage are DIY only, and reading the forum confirms. What's up with that? Any tips for telling which ads are a waste of time?[/QUOTE]Guys love dropping 2 bills to whack themselves and then proceed to rate them a 10 for service on other boards. Only in MN can you find such a high level of stupidity and passiveness from a hobbiest.

[QUOTE=John in Tampa;1776620]I visited Ashley today and was really happy with the excellent massage I received.[/QUOTE]Hey your link is dead.

Is one of these your Ashley?

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/andgtnew-to-the-cities-beautiful-petite-blondeandlt-22/9242558[/url]

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/passionate-handssensual-soothing-best-dd-blonde-massage-in-minneapolis-22/9860510[/url]

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-ashley-and-youll-leaving-feeling-great-specials-24/10442305[/url]

Visiting your area. I see ads for lot of AMPs, but are any of them FS? If not, how about any Asian independents?

Thanks.

Guy

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/everybody-needs-to-be-touched-new-recent-real-pics-26/8573333[/url]

Visited Makenzie at her very clean and safe location near uptown. The traffic can be bad in and around the area so plan ahead to get there early. Parking was safe and easy on the bustling street so it was easy to walk on in to the building.

The massage was soft touch and very sensual and Makenzie is as good if not better than the pictures. She is a warm and friendly girl and I left feeling completely relaxed and with a smile on my face.

I will surely return.

Second visit with Makenzie was easily as great as the first.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;1858786]Second visit with Makenzie was easily as great as the first.[/QUOTE]Was she full service or a DIY?

Went to 40th and Minnehaha to TOFT and see what this place was about. Did not find any reviews on here so thought I would post.

Friendly over the phone and I was told two girls were available. When I got there I was greeted by a larger Asian girl. She said she was available or Sky. Got sky and I liked her right away. 5'5ish and great body. Some tatoos and overall a great personality.

Rooms were clean and soothing music was playing. Made my self comfortable and she came in. It was 100 roses for the hour initially and another 50 for a lingerie session. Decided to go for it and was pleasantly surprised. All and all it was 175 roses with tip but I did not have to finish myself and she said more would be on the menu the next time I visit.

As always YMMV but I would give it a shot! Especially if any of the girls in the ad are actually there!

-yeahitsme13.

[url]http://minnesota.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-massage-in-town-we-love-what-we-do-and-we-do-it-very-well-come-see-us-25/9879594[/url]

[QUOTE=Yeahitsme13; 1881017]Went to 40th and Minnehaha to TOFT and see what this place was about. Did not find any reviews on here so thought I would post.

Friendly over the phone and I was told two girls were available. When I got there I was greeted by a larger Asian girl. She said she was available or Sky. Got sky and I liked her right away. 5'5ish and great body. Some tatoos and overall a great personality.

Rooms were clean and soothing music was playing. Made my self comfortable and she came in. It was 100 roses for the hour initially and another 50 for a lingerie session. Decided to go for it and was pleasantly surprised. All and all it was 175 roses with tip but I did not have to finish myself and she said more would be on the menu the next time I visit.

As always YMMV but I would give it a shot! Especially if any of the girls in the ad are actually there!

-yeahitsme13.

[url]http://minnesota.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-massage-in-town-we-love-what-we-do-and-we-do-it-very-well-come-see-us-25/9879594[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the info yeahitsme13 but I was wondering if the girls were actually the ones pictured in the ad? I couldn't see any tats on either of them. But I have had an experience with awesome asian lady who had a tatoo band that wrapped around her right bicept last time I was in your area and was hoping you had found her. She was definatly a keeper!