Rants Opinions and Totally Pointless Bullshit

I get that the historically this area had basically two ethnic groups, but times have changed. So wouldn't you think that our provider population would be more ethnically diverse?

I can understand the scarcity of Asian girls, as many in this area appear come from affluent backgrounds (corporate relocations, etc; census says there are more Asian than Black residents in Brentwood). But local working-class Latinas would appear to be common. Do language or cultural barriers explain the lack of Spanish spice?

And shouldn't there be a few hot Kurds available?

-Jeepster1

[QUOTE=Jeepster1; 1835826] (census says there are more Asian than Black residents in Brentwood).

-Jeepster1[/QUOTE]Really, you had to check the census to know that? I was raised over by Percy Warner Park in the Page Road / Chickering Road area then lived in Bellevue for 20 years and even I know the answer to that.

[QUOTE=Jeepster1; 1834825]Coach Lilly, please build your own story from the following snippets:

Batter box.

Tight end.

Trojans.

Foot on the rubber (and if you Google that phrase, you will find "Does a pitcher have to have both feet touching the rubber?" and "Back Foot in Contact with Rubber at Release?")

Oh forget it, even I'm getting tired of this game. Just come back to town and get spanked, already.

-Jeepster1[/QUOTE]Well if you are tired of sports metaphors, how about a poem for Lilly. Don't bother to grade me on literary syntax or correctness. I just thought it was funny and well let's face it, true.

There once was a girl named Lilly.

If one knew where to kiss and lick her dilly.

She could be made to act quite silly.

Most thought all she wanted was to be thanked.

Some of us know she just wanted to be spanked.

This I know to be true.

For I smacked that ass just as I blew

[QUOTE=Gotta Run;1835855]Really, you had to check the census to know that? I was raised over by Percy Warner Park in the Page Road / Chickering Road area then lived in Bellevue for 20 years and even I know the answer to that.[/QUOTE]So that's why all those MILFs are on the Belle Meade Blvd stroll. Thought it was just trophy wives shopping for the next hubby.

Now, back to our regular programming: Asians! Latinas! Midgets! (sorry, that last one was intended for a different post).

-Jeepster1

[QUOTE=Jeepster1; 1835914]So that's why all those MILFs are on the Belle Meade Blvd stroll. Thought it was just trophy wives shopping for the next hubby.

Now, back to our regular programming: Asians! Latinas! Midgets! (sorry, that last one was intended for a different post).

-Jeepster1[/QUOTE]One would think that with the large Latino population in South Nashville and Mboro there would be a few around. This little gal was around in Memphis and Paris for a while and was a fucking machine. No ideal where she is now.

[QUOTE=Gotta Run;1836014]One would think that with the large Latino population in South Nashville and Mboro there would be a few around. This little gal was around in Memphis and Paris for a while and was a fucking machine. No ideal where she is now.[/QUOTE]I know there are some Latinos here in town. They seem to stick to there own. Servicing male latinos. They don't walk the streets. I employee several Hispanic males. One of them hooked me up a couple of years ago with a hot little latino spinner. She great looking but a terrible experience. No touching anything. No sucking titties or touching. That was the last time I tried hooking up with one. I think they stay in there own community and stay utr. I really whish we had some hot asians here. I really love them. Don't know if you guys remember years ago a latino parlor opened up off nolensville Road. It didn't last long it was on the news for being burned to the ground.

[QUOTE=Gotta Run;1836014]One would think that with the large Latino population in South Nashville and Mboro there would be a few around. This little gal was around in Memphis and Paris for a while and was a fucking machine. No ideal where she is now.[/QUOTE]I do wish Maria was still around. You are right, she had a 50, 000 pound thrust.

Ok, I like DATY. So, obviously a fresh V is a vital prerequisite. But ladies, don't forget to cleanse that butthole!

More than once I've been playing with some nice sweet lady parts, when suddenly I get a whiff of yesterday's lunch coming from the back port. Then I look down, only to see tiny crumbles left from the last deposit in the porcelain vault!

Last time this happened was with a lovely young woman whose website goes into great detail about how clean her visitors should be before meeting up. Pot, meet kettle!

Dear providers, they make cleaning wipes for just this purpose. Buy them! Use them! Please!

(I'm starting to like this rants section)

-Jeepster1

Every time I turn my back for a week or two, these forums become hilariously directed towards me! Hahahaha.

GottaRun, your poetic ode is inspiring.

And Jeepster, give me a few. I'll write it, though. Promise!

And above all else, you guys really know how to draw me into a rant. Sex work AND demography? YUM! I'll do some research and get all smarty-pants about racial / ethnic composition of Nashville.

To be continued.

Let's gripe about or extoll the virtues of other hobby websites.

I would like to exclude USASG from the discussion. You must like it pretty well or you wouldn't be here.

Personally I hate Naughty Reviews. I read it, but I hate it. Reminds me of a clunky company car that you have little choice about driving.

What about The Erotic Review, Eros dot com, the neglected City vibe, Backpage? Any useful regional boards?

Best search methods for hobby data gathering? Is Google really best, or just the lazy default?

P411 vs. Date-Check?

[QUOTE=Jeepster1; 1857952]Let's gripe about or extoll the virtues of other hobby websites.

I would like to exclude USASG from the discussion. You must like it pretty well or you wouldn't be here.

Personally I hate Naughty Reviews. I read it, but I hate it. Reminds me of a clunky company car that you have little choice about driving.

What about The Erotic Review, Eros dot com, the neglected City vibe, Backpage? Any useful regional boards?

Best search methods for hobby data gathering? Is Google really best, or just the lazy default?

P411 vs. Date-Check?[/QUOTE]P411 works best, the other is hard to navigate with to many adds. Eccie is ok. Sometimes it just seems where your are. Out west ER is better. BP just ain't rite tho, unless you know the person. Google seems to work ok, just add the word escort to any number.

I know a lot of these sites look very different on my side than they do on yours, so take this for what it's worth.

Naughty Reviews:

PROS:

- NR is pretty. It appeals to people who get confused when books don't have pictures.

- I like that the profile, which includes pics, contact info, rate info, and services, also has the reviews listed on the same page. I like that I can comment on my own reviews, so that I can give thanks for the positive feedback.

- The forums have more female voices, too, which is good from an equality perspective, and with less moderation, everyone's posts show up within the same timeframe (but see cons for more on that).

CONS:

- Clients tend to spend much less time actually investigating the providers; they're often thumbing through a catalogue, not doing real research.

- The forums are pretty loose. They turn into nasty Lady X vs. Guy Y battles that span 3-4 pages, some become pointless tangents, and some are so poorly written that I can't even figure out what the F* the original poster tried to say.

- The money perspective just pisses me off. If I'm correct, NR is the only site for which I have an active membership that tries to charge both clients and providers for using it. With that being said, the free version is adequate for my purposes, as long as people give me an alternative contact method pretty early on in correspondence, since I only get 10 PMs per month.

Another site.

PROS:

- National presence, so if I travel, reviews on there are considered "more legit" than other sites, according to gentleman from Atlanta that I've been emailing.

- Seems reasonably easy to use, if I took the time to learn it.

CONS:

- Does anyone in Nashville use it? Looked so dead that I didn't actively pursue it.

- Pretty sure that gentlemen get an upgraded membership for a set period of time if they write a review. To me, this incentivizes fake reviews. Newbies who write reviews of providers they've never seen, just to get "cred" with the the other guys to get secret info on UTRs, to establish themselves as "not a cop" with providers who use review sites to screen, and to get free upgraded membership. I've heard from providers across the country through a providers-only site that another site is the worst site for getting fake reviews from men with whom they have never corresponded.

EROS:

I'd love to use it, and I will if I travel elsewhere, because I've heard from SOOOOOO many providers who swear by it. For Nashville, though, it's pretty dead, and since their profits come from the advertisers, I'm not sinking cash into something that doesn't really seem effective here.

********:

Hmmm. Rumor mill said ******** was so dead BEFORE I started that I never even looked at it. Heard ladies complaining that the "new" revamp of ******** is just outright plagiarism of the relatively new slixa. Last I had read on it, it was so close that legal teams were being involved in it to discuss copyright laws.

SLIXA:

Slixa is definitely pretty, much prettier than Naughty Reviews or any other escort site I've seen. I'm pretty sure it's just ads, though. No reviews. The biggest problem that I see with it is this HOW pretty and slick it is. If I were a guy shopping around, I'd be much more impressed by someone who had the cognitive ability to either make a nice personal site or to realize that they needed to find someone else to do it for them. The cookie-cutter sites located in the "escort-sites-for-free" type domains don't show any kind of professionalism or self-managment to me. Slixa is so well-designed and easy to use that even the less professionally capable ladies can still produce a very nice site, ruining that method of discrimination for me.

In re: DateCheck vs. P411. I use P411 as a default, I suppose. It's just the first site that someone either recommended or to which someone sent me an invite. It works for what I like to use it for. Verifying that you're not a cop, and that you aren't someone from my personal life. Datecheck looks a little more cluttered, visually, but I haven't attempted to sign up for it or use it yet. P411 will help you out nationally, too. On the providers website I use, there is probably 1 mention of datecheck for every 10 mentions of P411.

There's been a lot of conversation about drug use in the Escort Reports thread lately. Honestly, if we were making a word cloud of discussion topics on this site, I'm sure it would be a decent-sized font.

I don't want to defend, to argue, or to start a big ol' mess. I just want to see where people stand on things, and maybe have some intelligent conversation to keep us entertained over the holiday weekend.

Obviously, if a provider is too impaired to work, that's an issue. From the most nihilistic or anti-humanist (or just the most crude) perspective, she's not able to provide the sexy-time-fun you two had agreed upon. You're getting ripped off, essentially. Issues go beyond this, though. She's at risk, because she could be physically harmed or robbed by a dishonest client. She is probably not "working smart" regarding how she presents herself, making herself a good LEO target, perhaps.

You're at risk, too, though, for multiple reasons. First of all, if the provider has CLEAR signs of intoxication, she is no longer able to consent to sex, regardless of the, um, commercial context in which you originally agreed to do so. Prostitution charges are scary. Rape charges are even scarier. Regardless of what she does for a living, she has to be sober to consent, and you have to have her consent to proceed. You may be worried that she might OD, seize, or have other medical complications related to the substance being used at that time, leaving you with the awkward responsibility to call an ambulance and being found by EMS and LEO in a situation that is difficult to explain.

Sooooo. I concur that providers should be sober / straight / down (not high, however you want to say it) during an appointment. What about during our times "off work?" Would you see a provider who smokes pot off work? What about one who snorts pain pills? Are the "hard drugs" different? If you would see a lady who smokes pot or snorts opiates, would you see one who smokes meth or snorts heroin? What about someone who shoots up meth or opiates? Again, this is under the assumption that she didn't do these things before or during your meeting. You wouldn't have known if she didn't mention it, pretty much.

LOL. That is gross. I have had that problem before with a few gentlemen. I stopped what I was doing and asked them to please clean up a little. But, usually before it gets to that point, I uusually ask them would they like to take a shower. Most of them accepts or they tell me they just had one. If the gentleman tells me they had one this morning and it is a couple of hours later, I kindly ask them to please take one. I am somewhat a germaphobic so I always have readily available for them mouthwash, toothbrush, mens toiletries and some amazing scented mens soap that turns me on every time I smell it. And, I always take a quick shower right before my gentleman for that day. I like my man to smell good while I gobble him up (LOL). One thing that I like about my nuru is the fact that we take a shower together which allows me to bathe them so I don't miss any areas that needs extra cleaning.

Hugs,

Juliette.

[QUOTEJeepster1; 1845109]Ok, I like DATY. So, obviously a fresh V is a vital prerequisite. But ladies, don't forget to cleanse that butthole!

More than once I've been playing with some nice sweet lady parts, when suddenly I get a whiff of yesterday's lunch coming from the back port. Then I look down, only to see tiny crumbles left from the last deposit in the porcelain vault!

Last time this happened was with a lovely young woman whose website goes into great detail about how clean her visitors should be before meeting up. Pot, meet kettle!

Dear providers, they make cleaning wipes for just this purpose. Buy them! Use them! Please!

(I'm starting to like this rants section)

-Jeepster1[/QUOTE]

I've got to say, I've always thought that the way you describe your sessions. Starting with a warm, soapy shower that you enjoy together. Seemed appealed to both the naughty and nerdy parts of my brain! .

I've also adopted the habit of keeping extra travel-sized toiletries in gender-neutral or men's scents, and every time I leave a hotel, I take absolutely every bottle and bar of soap I can grab. I've had more than one person who had a shower either before or after our session, and then discovered that the only deodorant I could offer was my own peachberry-girly-girl Secret. To avoid awkward investigations from coworkers or significant others who have keen senses of smell, I now keep several travel deodorant specifically in my travel bag, all of which are men's scents in very common brands. Degree, for example, which he could easily and quite plausibly have picked up at any store near work when felt extra-sweaty after a stressful work situation.

For providers who offer an incall location (either hotel or residence) , I second the suggestion for personal-sized mouthwash bottles, soaps, shampoos, and other things that help us feel fresh and smell nice for each other. My own additions to the list would packs of Listerine strips (fresh breath and sometimes good for enhancing sensations) , bottles of water for both of you, something sweet in case you use up too much of your body's glucose reserves (I have an SO who has issues with blood sugar at times, so that's my own paranoia) , and some wet wipes on the nightstand and in the bathroom.

And for the guy who is an avid hobbyist, a suggestion from my personal exploits in the past. Keep your own supplies in the trunk. When I was having quite a bit of recreational fun during my big run of single life last year, I always traveled with the following stuff in the trunk:

. One of the little "getaway kits" that they often sell at drugstores with travel supplies.

. A pack of wet wipes.

. Condoms (You've got to make sure that they're in date, and change them extra early during hottest and coldest weather. Consider a latex free option, just in case someone is allergic to latex)

- any medicines that might be needed rather quickly after strenuous activities, like an inhaler for asthma (or also maybe nitro for angina, blood pressure meds that you use intermittently for fast-acting BP control, or glucose tabs if you're diabetic).

- an extra pair of socks and an extra pair of undies. (Don't laugh at that. If you're in a relationship, it's really damn hard to explain how you lost your boxers or one sock when you've been at work all day. Even if you're single, it just sucks spending the whole day trying to act professional while unexpectedly going commando or dealing with one very hot, sweaty, and stinky foot in a leather dress shoe or work boot. There were points where I kept an extra "sexy little dress" with all this stuff, too, just in case a hottie landed in my life suddenly and I was wearing sweats and an old tee-shirt.)

And if that degree of sexual preparedness makes me sound crazy, you've got to keep in mind that there have been times at which I've made it a point to ensure I had my trusty inverter within reach in the front seat before I took off. After all, a Hitachi Magic Wand needs alternating current to do it's job, and how else am I supposed to entertain myself for that long?

[QUOTE=GFE Juliette; 1887731]LOL. That is gross. I have had that problem before with a few gentlemen. I stopped what I was doing and asked them to please clean up a little. But, usually before it gets to that point, I uusually ask them would they like to take a shower. Most of them accepts or they tell me they just had one. If the gentleman tells me they had one this morning and it is a couple of hours later, I kindly ask them to please take one. I am somewhat a germaphobic so I always have readily available for them mouthwash, toothbrush, mens toiletries and some amazing scented mens soap that turns me on every time I smell it. And, I always take a quick shower right before my gentleman for that day. I like my man to smell good while I gobble him up (LOL). One thing that I like about my nuru is the fact that we take a shower together which allows me to bathe them so I don't miss any areas that needs extra cleaning.

Hugs,

Juliette.

[QUOTEJeepster1; 1845109]Ok, I like DATY. So, obviously a fresh V is a vital prerequisite. But ladies, don't forget to cleanse that butthole!

More than once I've been playing with some nice sweet lady parts, when suddenly I get a whiff of yesterday's lunch coming from the back port. Then I look down, only to see tiny crumbles left from the last deposit in the porcelain vault!

Last time this happened was with a lovely young woman whose website goes into great detail about how clean her visitors should be before meeting up. Pot, meet kettle!

Dear providers, they make cleaning wipes for just this purpose. Buy them! Use them! Please!

(I'm starting to like this rants section)

-Jeepster1[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]