this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson
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this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson
Those titties are fuckin' huge!
a good use for the empties . . .
I find this pretzel b*tch to be strangely erotic.
Mommy and Daddy are so proud of their little girl - who is paying the rent by wh*ring herself out to screw midgets on film. Priceless, indeed . . .
What can I say--really--don't we appreciate it when they say it like they think it is (or... actually MAY be?) And, admit it, we love a little ***** in our women, sort of like cayenne pepper in a Mexican dish... Makes them interesting.
Love the picture--thanks.
For reference, here it is:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=33125[/url]
Giani
P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result.
JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...
[QUOTE=Bend It]this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Giani]
JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06]HERE[/url] is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.
Benchseats Rock
Benchsheats:
Sheesh. EXC-U-U-U-U-U-SE me. Mea culpa. Try to compliment a poster for his post, and one gets whacked...
In the future, I will try to "act like" a Senior member (like yourself???). Hey--maybe in the future, you could treat posters with some respect in this arena...
Am I supposed to apologize for not previously noticing that b*tch is a forbidden word? OK--count me as a newbie.
Please accept my profound apology...
Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?
Giani
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06]HERE[/url] is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]
P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...
Saving......
[QUOTE=Giani]Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?
Giani
P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...[/QUOTE]You have to be a comrade; before commraderie exists.
On another note, I do oh so love that "fuck" word. :D
Zhuxi
Giani:
One easy one to remember, terms that can be construed as derogatory to women aren't allowed. If in doubt, preview your post. This site is about searching for women for sexual gratification. We should not be bad mouthing them or fellow mongers.
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair; while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict; look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. DO whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
[QUOTE=Giani]
P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result. [/QUOTE]
"This is new" means you haven't RTFF'd at all. Sin #1
"and NOT necessarily good" is the part that pissed me off. Had you written the same post without this bit, my tone would have been completely different.
Benchseats Rock
Dr Seuss revisited...
A submissive b*tch gets a helping hand and fist . . .