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I think you need to take your medication, Skel. I haven't the faintest fucking idea what the hell you are trying to say! Maybe English isn't your first language (or maybe dropping out of 3rd grade really was a bad idea...).

Don't want to slam you too hard, but try to read what you typed before you post it. Plenty annoying!

Also, there is a girl I know who does private work by the call name "Destiny." She is also a dancer at the local clubs. She is quite fine and not cheap. She cannot be who you mean (but then again, who the fuck knows what you mean?).

Here's a warning to you kids-- don't do crack and type! (just kidding) ;)

[QUOTE=Skelelton Sled]Hi all-as you all know all ready! Im new to this city called springfield- Now all you guy's whom have much more experince and much more of a HOEDAR-Then i would ever have! <can you please answer a simple question>

Let's step out of the HOE market-Pimps up hoes down! lol-
anyhow my question is this-How come half of the girls and Im talking age's from 18-40ish Normal avg girls-Not working are the easiest girls to do just about do anything with!!! God damn it-It's like im a kid in a candy store-foreal
I walk into any store-strike Up a convo and next thing I have a number!
I walk into a gas station By the 291-right into chicopee and the waitress and I strike up a convo-and she hands me her Number!! Okay some maybe be thinking these girls are wales and weigh over a ton-Not so some are fine,some are just plain gross-actually I had alot of success in chicopee,and by the falls-There just numbers and nothing has actually ever lead to sex But never the less-THE GIRLS ARE JUST PLAIN EASY!! what is this?? belive me Its easy and Thats why I find this town funky and funny! and Kinda ghettho but chill.anyhow Maybe I drank to much of that cool aid out of that faucet,But I have to say this area has The easy girls? is it me or just the area?

ps=pimps up hoes down-when all the building's fall big pimping still standing tall.lol[/QUOTE]

Which in english means;
"I'm new here.
The local women are such sluts that every woman I talk to gives me her phone number.
I don't need to monger but I post here anyway.
I can't even spell "Kool-Aid" correctly.
Is it me or just the area?"


It's you.
;) :)

Between this and the Waterbury thread, I think there's a full moon out tonight.

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy the Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!


[An off topic comedy moment I just couldn't pass up...from the movie Airplane! Skel is a new millenium jive talker...I beleive our colleague MightySpearsman can speak "Jive". LOL]

[QUOTE=Stoner]


[An off topic comedy moment I just couldn't pass up...from the movie Airplane! Skel is a new millenium jive talker...I beleive our colleague MightySpearsman can speak "Jive". LOL][/QUOTE]

Hahahahahaha, I watched that movie the other night. Classic!

I know, I know, stop calling you shirley.

speaking of shirley, there is one sw left in my hometown in western western mass. i'm tempted to pick her up seeing as she's the only one, but she's pretty horrible. i live vicariously through you few guys who post regularly here, and i'm sorry that i don't have much in the way of real info to share, but i just don't get there often enough and when i do, i can't seem to find anybody. one day soon i'm gonna get a room nearby and spend a couple of days going for a marathon.

anybody have any experience with an escort calling herself brooke, just east of spfld?

[QUOTE=clarence]
anybody have any experience with an escort calling herself brooke, just east of spfld?[/QUOTE]

I tried for the LONGEST time to hook up with her, if we are talking the same chick. Redhead? Anyways, trying to hook up with her was like trying to get access to the White House. I called her at least a dozen times, jumped through hoops of fire, etc. In the end, it just was not worth the effort. She looked smoking too, but I had to face up to the fact she was a paraniod psyco.

here's a pic of the one i'm talking about.

[QUOTE=clarence]here's a pic of the one i'm talking about.[/QUOTE]

she is a cutie

[QUOTE=clarence]here's a pic of the one i'm talking about.[/QUOTE]

Hey Clarence, Spanky from Hartford here. I have been with Brooke in Sprngfld. She is cute, takes her time, a little curvy but I liked every single one of them. Not sure I would put up the $$ again for service since there is so much more out there for $$. She plays it safe and allows Dty, good sounds, into it. you might have fun. YMMV I guess. 413-287-1062 was the last number I had on some website a while back. Give it a shot. LEt me know how it goes. PM after.

Spankysmojo workin it!

Hey Boston I think the one you were chasing is Katt. She has a few reviews on Terr. The last one was really bad but somehow it got deleted from Terr.

[QUOTE=Boston Monger]I tried for the LONGEST time to hook up with her, if we are talking the same chick. Redhead? Anyways, trying to hook up with her was like trying to get access to the White House. I called her at least a dozen times, jumped through hoops of fire, etc. In the end, it just was not worth the effort. She looked smoking too, but I had to face up to the fact she was a paraniod psyco.[/QUOTE]

Hey-- Late night on Sunday and it is not too cold. I have been spending the last few nights with my latest find. But on my way home tonight I see something down the side street right by the Citgo on Mill. I head down, knowing it is a dead end (always makes me a but uneasy doing that), and I find what looks like a nice prospect. Cute-- very cute, from the car. I pull over and she gets in. She stands about 5'7", long brown, wavy hair, about 120lbs, blue eyes. She tells me her name is "Alli," and she also tells me she is really hungry and would like to get a bite to eat. I am also hungry so I take her to the diner at the end of 291. She gets a turkey sandwich (I get a soup). She turns out to be pretty interesting. She tells me she has traveled the world. She says she is 27, has worked as a nurse, and then went to India, China and Alaska. She has a very calm way of speaking and does not smile much. I am captivated by her. She says that she likes to stay in great shape and runs a lot. She also tells me that as a nurse she got hooked on drugs. She asks if I have a place for her to stay. At first, I think she is scamming me for a fix. But there is something really endearing about her. We end up at the motel across the street. It takes a bit for me to convince the guy at the desk to let me get a room at midnight without a credit card as security. But Alli promises not to cause any trouble and he softens and takes cash for the room. When I get her in the room, she starts to undress to "take a shower." I worry a bit because there is no romantic anything about her. When she starts to take her top off, I notice a really prominent six pack abdomen. That combined with her chiseled, unemotional mood, makes me think, for just a second, that there might be a johnson in her pants. But when she is naked, she has a nicely trimmed light-brown bush and an ass that is truly spectacular. She showers. I watch TV on the bed. When she gets out, she towels off in the yellow, dull light and dries her hair with a towel. She looks oddly beautiful. She then comes into the bed with me and I kiss her. She kissed me back coldly and grabs my cock with her hands and starts to jerk me off. Although it is not common for me to DATY, I do with her. She makes little grunts after a few minutes and then smiles (briefly) at me. We fuck in missionary position (with protection) and I cum inside her. She strokes my hair afterwards and tells me it was "nice." After a bit I leave her in the room (and give her my cell number to call me if she wants to). She does not give me any digits and tells me she hopes to "catch a ride to California" in the morning. I can't tell if she is serious or not. She has little emotion to her voice at all.

I thought she was really unusual. She was in great shape and quite pretty (in a hardened way). You can't miss her beautiful hair (and rock hard six pack). If anyone else knows Alli, you know what I mean.

I would definately do her again, despite her cold and distant demeanor. I would love to loosen her up a bit. I hope she calls me...

On the stroll today, and I see a couple of the girls are home from Camp Ludlow. I see Barbie is back around again and I must say she is looking pretty good after a few months at the Camp. For right now she seems very sane, and down to earth, I spoke with her for a little while this afternoon, however I did not sample her because I had to do some errands told her I would try to catch her latter on in the day or early this evening. Well needless to say that did not happen I did not see latter on in the day. However I found a new gem I have never seen before.

Around 5:30 PM up by the café & DD I see this beautiful 5 foot 7 dirty blonde hair girl who I have never seen before, she gives me the eye and continues on walking. I make the turn around on the side street and come around onto to Main Street when I see her cross the street walking up towards State Street. I follow her and get the eye once again, I then broke the golden rule and just pulled right over on Main Street and she hops right into my car with the brightest big smile on her face.

The next thing I know she says she is so cold, and then puts her hand right into my paints and pulls out my Johnson and gives me the best bbbj I have ever had, I got my load off with minutes of her sucking on the old Johnson. What a blow job she gave me, as I was driving up State Street, and I mean a great blow job.

Now here is the weird part of this whole thing, after I drop my load in her mouth and she took it all and sallow the whole thing up by Burger King, as I am driving up the road at Walgreen’s she says thanks for the ride and the next think I know she jumps out of my car and says goodbye and thanks for the ride. No talk no money no nothing but the best blow job in the world.

Now that’s Springfield For Ya!

What did you have in your car that she stole?

Or, did you check your pockets to make sure she didn't clean you out while you were enthralled with the knob globbin?

Yes boys the gates of the Hotel Ludlow have finally opened. And just in time too for the warm weather and the packing away of the winter parkas. I had the pleasure of keeping Dale out of the back seat of a crown victoria on monday night and she rewarded me with a very long and sweet bbbjcimws for the price of an extra value meal at Mc'D in Enfield. And today being wednesday I took another ride up to the promised land and I saw 1 of my all time favorite cum catchers (Christy) looking very healthy and packing a very packed bra! She naturally has a 34C chest on herself but the last time I saw her was over a year ago and she had pancake boobies, she spent time in the hotel and regained those gorgeous funbags. I raced around the block just in time to see her get in someone elses car, JUST MY LUCK!!! That's ok because the weekend is just a couple days away and now that i know she's out and she knows what i drive we will be looking for each other. If any of you mongers manage to catch up with Malia give her a couple bucks to put some minutes on her phone. By the way guys keep your eye on the rearviews mirrors the city and state boys have new vehicles in their arsenal. Ford Tauruses, Dodge Intrepids, a couple of Chevy 4X4 sport utilities and their own personal cars, various colors on the fords and dodges but 2005-2006 models. I did my homework and recon! DID YOU?

stay safe

BROTHERSTRANG