AMP Tips and Guidelines

Hello all,

I've been to only one AMP recently and got ripped off majorly. Thanks to this forum I won't be back there anytime soon. I think she sensed I'm new because I'm also quite young (early twenties) compared to most of their clients. She was extremely attractive but also rude and condescending. I like HJ and BJ in general but I was looking for FS. She wanted 5. for it. I talked her down, but in the end only got a HJ for 1.6. If it weren't for this forum I wouldn't have realized how badly I got ripped off!

One question, however, just so I can be prepared:

If I am ever offered BBFS and feel inclined to accept, can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there? I'd hate to leave her a nice big load only to get my balls cut off by security for breaking a bunch of rules, you know?

Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=Tryinthingsout]One question, however, just so I can be prepared:

If I am ever offered BBFS and feel inclined to accept, can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there? I'd hate to leave her a nice big load only to get my balls cut off by security for breaking a bunch of rules, you know?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]If a girl is crazy enough to offer BBFS to a guy she doesn't know, you'd better be intelligent enough to decline said offer because you ain't the only one for whom she's doing it.

As far as busting your nuts inside her goes, she'll let you know beforehand with a, "Honey-ya, no come inside, okay? " Be respectful of this request.

If you become a regular of a girl and develop a relationship, feel free to do whatever you want in a respectful and honorable way. Just be ready to marry her at some point because it will mean she loves you. Arresayo?

Security?

[QUOTE=Tryinthingsout]can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there?[/QUOTE]Sure, if you don't mind getting the clap. If she barebacks, you know every other Jimmy in the county has left a load of babybatter in her. AMP is the place to use the big head.

[QUOTE=Tryinthingsout]If I am ever offered BBFS and feel inclined to accept, can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there? I'd hate to leave her a nice big load only to get my balls cut off by security for breaking a bunch of rules, you know?[/QUOTE]Come on, man. Your first post is to ask about BBFS? Obvious troll!

What "security" is going to know exactly where you dropped your load? You think the girl is going to tell them? "This guy just busted a nut in me - kick his ass!"

You're not going to have to worry about BBFS, as it's not going to be offered to you anytime soon. But if you do manage to find yourself raw and balls-deep inside some girl, I would imagine most girls in that position would expect your nut in their pussy. If not, she will pull away before you cum.

[QUOTE=Tryinthingsout]Hello all,

If I am ever offered BBFS and feel inclined to accept, can I cum inside her? I mean, whats the deal there? I'd hate to leave her a nice big load only to get my balls cut off by security for breaking a bunch of rules, you know?

[/QUOTE]Just drop your load.

Better advice is to always wrap up!

You want to get STD that bad?

Remember if she is offering you BBFS, you are probably the 10th guy, that day, that has been there.

Shit, I don't even fuck 'regular' women I date BB until I know more about them. And they are not working girls who fuck for money.

Why don't you fly to Africa. Fuck all the ****** there for cheap. You don't need to save any money b/c you be dead from AIDS in a couple years.

Use your 'big head' to do your thinking. And keep the little one covered.

I dreamt of my first mp experience recently. The girl was very accomodating and gave he without asking me if wanted anything or negotiating tip, etc. She maintained eye conact throughout but a few times looked over towards

My clothes. I assume she was looking for signs of a tip peeking out of my pocket. Nshe couldn't seemit astip was hidden in the pocket, my mistake mayB. Could I assume that she was trying to get idea of what I wanted based on how much money was accidentally exposed. If I'm looking for CBJ or FS would it also be wise to let a condom peek out of the pockets. I know that this is probably being too subtle but if it works unlike it for two reasons: 1. I don't have to solicit anything and she doesn't ask any questions, no wrong done 2. It's more exciting for memif indint have to talk about anything and it just "happens" like things would normally. I'm not a haggler by nature.

Also she left the room to let me dress afterwards. I left the tip on the little table instead of give it to her directly. Is that ok? I also like it because it seems more discreet, less like paying for something.

I recently was leaving an AMP and a cop was outside in his car, it's quite possible he took down my plate number. I've never heard of anyone getting arrested on anything other than a raid, but I can't help but wonder. Of course, it would be totally useless for them to seek me out now, but I certainly don't need the hassle.

Anyone here with unfortunate experiences?

A few months ago I was exiting a AMP here in New Orleans one evening and saw a cop car driving up in the parking lot. The fat cop and his partner just looked at me as I was getting into my car. Nothing ever came of it since I was not caught doing anything. A few days later the AMP got busted. I have never worried much about a raid while being inside of one of these places. They have to catch you with your pants down and the amp girl always locks the door before starting the session so I feel pretty safe.

I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.

[QUOTE=Lkylkylky]I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

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Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.[/QUOTE]I call BS. Look at all TWO of this guy's reports. He stinks of LE.

I hope that nobody here is naive enough to offer this guy more information than he could get on his own.

[QUOTE=Lkylkylky]I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.[/QUOTE]

(1) I encountered this problem when I was young. So did many friends
(2) I can't speak for that particular AMP, but if they got a good look at you then yes, you are probably blacklisted. Apparently there was something about you that they didn't like.
(3) It is highly doubtful you will get another shot at that AMP with the current staff. Maybe in a few years, when the current employees leave.
(4) You have an idea of what you did wrong this time. Take that to heart. Make the appropriate changes and move on. Be ready when you move on to another place. Good luck.

ps - Next time tell them you are 22. :)

[QUOTE=Lkylkylky]I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Clinton Bush](1) I encountered this problem when I was young. So did many friends

(2) I can't speak for that particular AMP, but if they got a good look at you then yes, you are probably blacklisted. Apparently there was something about you that they didn't like.

(3) It is highly doubtful you will get another shot at that AMP with the current staff. Maybe in a few years, when the current employees leave.

(4) You have an idea of what you did wrong this time. Take that to heart. Make the appropriate changes and move on. Be ready when you move on to another place. Good luck.

Ps. Next time tell them you are 22.[/QUOTE]I find the best way to gain confidence is in role playing

Try it a couple of times with your sister, mother, partner, or captain, using various scenarios.

The next time you walk in, you'd have some practice and experience for an effective response.

It would also help if you don't drive up to the place in your dad's crown vic.

You may want to consider purchasing a piece of shit pickup truck.

This would also come in handy when you monger the streets.

[QUOTE=Lkylkylky]I've been wanting to try out an AMP recently, so today I went to one with a lot of good recommendations that isn't too far from me at all. Problem is, I got kicked out almost as soon as I walked in the door.

Basically, it went like this: she asked if I'd ever been in there before, I said no (probably my first mistake). Then she asked if I was 21, I said I was, and she immediately escorted me out saying, "no, no, no, no, 22! You have to be 22"

I'm pretty positive this is BS. The problem is, I look and act very naive, moral and friendly. Frankly, I look and act exactly like a stereotypical LEO, but not nearly as quick on my feet. Which is a pity, because I was really looking forward to this.

So. Has anyone encountered a problem like this in the past? I mean, I could understand if I at least got to the regular massage part, but was I really so suspicious that they had to kick me out immediately? If I did seem a lot like LE, are they going to blacklist me and never let me in again? Is there any way I'm going to get another shot at this? Should I go ahead and try again in a week or a month and see what happens?

Like I said, I'm very nervous socially and I'm not so quick on my feet, and I can see why these people would immediately assume I'm LE. I'm just wondering what I can do now to get another shot.[/QUOTE]Yes, this happened to me years ago, when I was 22 years old also. And here's the funny part, I been in there before and got the whole FS thing the very first time. (SC AMP StressAway that is closed down now). I decided to go back the next week and there was a new lady answering the door. She asked me if I was there before and I said yes, I even mentioned the lady I had last time. She pulled the whole "Are you 22 thing" I said yes and she said "You need to be 23, come back next year". I was like WTF and she shut the door in my face. The sad thing about is that I recommended some people from work to go there and the same results happened. I shouldn't worry about that now since I'm older, but every since my first time, I haven't been to one since, still looking for the right one, been reading all this forums, reading about the hit and misses of all these different AMP. I hate to spend money to not get what I want.

[QUOTE=Lucky Gene]I call BS. Look at all TWO of this guy's reports. He stinks of LE.

I hope that nobody here is naive enough to offer this guy more information than he could get on his own.[/QUOTE]Well, the reason I only have two reports is because my only experience with AMPs is getting kicked out of one two days ago. I'm very, very new to this, if you can't tell. But no, I'm just a regular guy looking for the best damn massage available my local area. ;)

Thanks for the advice Clinton Bush. I don't think she got too good a look at me, but only because I was in/out in literally less than thirty seconds. If it's about me looking young (seems like a weird reason to kick people out, if you ask me), guess there's not much I can really do, except try my best to seem totally familiar with the process next time I go. I mean, the worst that happens is I get kicked out again.

And thanks for the anecdote Mike, at least I know I'm not the only one.